Sidney no. You're above mashups. Think of the children.

admissions season is over but i totally sent this to schools.
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Here are the lyrics. Thanks for clicking and listening!
*All sounds are original - I beatboxed, drummed on furniture, sang lead and backup, played guitar, played piano, and mixed it on Garageband and VoiceJam (a looping app.)
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Good afternoon, I really thank you
for opening this file, and my application too

I heard the rules - be smart, and set yourself apart
from the other applicants, 
and I’ve been working on that since.

What do you think of me?
And will I get the chance to come here
in approximately one year?
I’ll wait and see.

So I’ll just sing,
during the process I complete,
while applications pile up,
and rolling turns up the heat.

but so much more is key
than letting you all see that
I took my S- and A- CT’s and averaged over B.

Where do I electronically sign before the deadline?
Right here.

Do you dislike surprise?
Deem taking risks unnecessary?
Think this song’s not customary?
That’s just a shame

Here’s my legit appeal:
I want to learn for real,
I’ve got a passion to discover
at some point or another.

Turn the page -
at least my head’s in better shape
than Phineas Gage.
So what can you derive?
You can’t, my life’s not over h.

Identity, it won
over role confusion.
Thank you, Erik Erikson, 
I’m on my merry way.

But so much more is key
than letting you all see that
I took my S- and A- CT’s and averaged over B.

Where do I electronically sign before the deadline?
Right here, right here.

[guitar joins, piano solo]

But so much more is key
than letting you all see that
I took my S- and A- CT’s and averaged over B.

So where do I electronically sign before the deadline?
Right here, right here, right here.

The College Admissions Song

it's too late for procrastination i want to eat 500 green tea mochis.


i don’t wanna work on this demo
i don’t wanna sing a voice memo
i don’t want to write a song
or make any art at all

i need a bowl of special k 
and dumb shows and a frozen entree
and right swipes till my fingers bleed
collect a bunch of numbers and meet up with nobody

perfecto like proscecco wine
i wanna die but not tonight
in general just all the time
i think this silence is a sign

i tend to idealize and 
xXx real eyes realize real lies xXx
i want a new reality
where boys like you talk to ogres like me

solo

i wish i was a cool babe
i wish that i never shaved
and wore a choker everyday
i wish i never wore a bra 
and pissed off businessmen running late

but i’m shy and a bitch
simultaneous, regardless
all my memes are either two years late
or way too fucking weird for everybody that i see every day

solo

but i’m too fat for frat parties
and i’m too cute to browse /b/ 
and i stick out a sore-thumb normie
but it’s way too clear that the internet raised me

and i don’t wanna talk at all
i just wanna play into a shitty DAW
and make a new reality
where boys like you will talk to ogres like me

at least non seriously i’ll make a new reality
where boys like you talk to ogres like me

ogres like me ;;;;;;;;;;;;))))))))))

what’s going on this winter?
I’m hanging on to what i’ve got,
and probably throwing all my friends under the bus
but it’ll stop - 

the vehicle rolls slowly,
and acts just like a tease
i’m missing practices and
i feel like coach will fire me

i carol from a dugout in the dirt
five golden rings
and four calling birds, four calling birds
i don’t play anymore but i pretend,
three french hens

she won’t perform it wrong,
she sings the same old songs, with
just an eye for pretty things
she’ll never win five golden rings

i’m missing practices and
I feel like coach will fire me
I’m missing everything but
I’ll probably fade out happily

in a pear tree
and i stopped keeping tallies
so i’m missing everything
I’ll miss missing eventually

i carol from a dugout in the dirt
five golden rings
and four calling birds, four calling birds
i don’t play anymore but i pretend,
three french hens

five golden rings

was gonna actually write this song but the placeholder lyrics were all english words so what the heck

gone n ended

idiotfool

when you're a bee gee but also in big flannel shirt

Not to be biased but this might be my favourite song off the EP, I just think it has a really raw quality to it that I can’t achieve with my regular signing voice. If it weren’t for my sore throat at the time I recorded this, I would’ve remade the chorus without swearing, but at the same time, I value that the emotional authenticity has been preserved. Lengthy descriptions aside, I hope u enjoy this track and also pardon my French


lyrics:

I have a really sore throat 
But I feel the need to take this opportunity 
To sing my voice out vigorously 
‘Cause I feel a thousand emotions at once 
And I can’t care enough to pick out all the good ones 

So I’ll take this to my grave 
Till I learn how to fake being okay 
Cause my brain is fucked up in so many goddamn ways 

Here’s my mortality, let’s talk about that 
Cause I cannot tell if I’d rather rot in heaven or in hell 
Either way some dumb day I’m gonna die 
And the world’ll keep on spinning like it did when I was still alive 

So I’ll take this to my grave 
Till I learn how to fake being okay 
Cause my brain is fucked up in so many goddamn ways

Checkpoint 1

Grey matter // checkpoint 1

A little surfy track I recorded for a promotional interview with Art Chantry directed by Taylor Hawkins for the Tacoma Film Festival. All instruments played by me.

Surfin' Thea Foss

A little fuzzy tune I made for use in promos for my little fuzzy town's little fuzzy film festival! All instruments played by me.

Little Fuzzy City

i dunno

writing songs

songs made while under quarantine + songs from glassbeach.band + the cult classic I've got two swords and im gonna kick your ass 

needed a break from the slow pace of making glass beach songs so these songs were all made as quickly as possible, most in just a few hours 

enjoy 

album art by me & daxe schaeffer

FREE DOWNLOAD HERE: https://classicj.bandcamp.com/album/jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj

when you're a bee gee but also in big flannel shirt

Sidney Gish

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