The Locked Tomb Series Fics

“Meet and Greet” by ShowMeAHero
Rated:Explicit
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 
Ed’s not a superfan. He’s not. He’s just— a really, really big fan, who is also a very casual, normal fan, and he’s behaving very normally right now, because Stede really is just a guy. He’s an incredible guy, funny and handsome and just as kind as he’s always seemed, but he’s just a guy. A very talented guy. A guy that lots of people would like to be this close to.

Just a guy. Just a regular guy.

That Ed wants to kiss very, very badly.


Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/46488913
Author’s fic tags: Alternate Universe - Celebrity, Conventions, First Meetings, First Time, Explicit Sexual Content, Smut, Shameless Smut, porn with a little plot, Trans Stede Bonnet, Trans Male Character, Vaginal Sex, Vaginal Fingering, Fingerfucking, First Kiss, Kissing, Author is trans, (Reader tag: Reader is not trans), Not Beta Read, One Shot, Semi-Public Sex, Public Sex

Intro/Outro song is “Superstar” by Taylor Swift (https://open.spotify.com/track/51A8eKvvZz9uydvIZ7xRSV?si=o7NXIzykTEegS2v9kO-bOw)

Meet and Greet by ShowMeAHero (OFMD)

“Sex Ed” by fake_geek_boy
Rated:Explicit
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 
“Wait, hold on.” Ed is having trouble wrapping his head around this. “What do you mean you don’t own a vibrator? Like… you couldn’t sneak them out of the house when you moved into residence and haven’t gotten more, or…?”

“What? No! I’ve just… never bought one.” Stede’s face is bright red, and Ed almost feels bad for him, but this is blowing his entire goddamn mind.

OR

Ed finds out that Stede's never used a vibrator, and decides to do something about it.

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/43930497

Authors tags/note:

Some context for the AU: Stede and Ed were placed together in the university dorms because they're both trans, though they initially assume it's because they're both a little older than the other first year students, having each taken a couple years off between high school and university. Stede has had top-tier care for his medical transition, but has never really had a chance to experience any kind of queer community. Ed, on the other hand, hasn't had as smooth a journey medically speaking, but is much more at home in his transness, and further along in his journey from an experiential and identity perspective. Also they're both so horny for each other that it's making them stupid.

Trans terminology: Ed and Stede are, obviously, both trans. The primary word used to describe both their genitals is "cock," but the word "cunt" is also used once. There is no penetration of any kind.

Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - College/University, Trans Stede Bonnet, Trans Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Trans Male Character, PWP without Porn, Maybe A Little Plot, as a treat, Sex Toys, Vibrators, Pining, Pining while fucking, don't worry they figure it out though, Kinda Fluffy, Praise Kink, Exhibitionism, Masturbation, t4t, T4T Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet, D4D (dumbass 4 dumbass)they're idiots your honour, Voyeurism, Author wants to hear about dead batteries

Intro/Outro song is “Sex & Candy” by Scary Pockets and Monica Martin (https://open.spotify.com/track/5gikWd8d2pZjd7ewNwn8kX?si=eb4a003f42274bac)

Sex Ed by fake_geek_boy (OFMD)

“roasters’ revenge” by ShowMeAHero
Rated: Teen and Up
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/46607350

If music add this:
The Intro/Outro is “Circuital” by My Morning Jacket. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/2j6LtwpubSwkfiFZrhSwDA?si=08180e17a7ba4d17

Author’s Tags: 
Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Coffee Shops & Cafés, Coffee Shops, Bakery and Coffee Shop, Romance, Flirting, Mutual Pining, Coffee, Allergies, Allergic reaction, Hospitalization, Hospitals, Humor, Fluff, Fluff and Humor, Mild Hurt/Comfort, Fluff and Hurt/Comfort, Developing Relationship, Sickfic, Sick Character, Protective Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Not Beta Read, One Shot

“roasters’ revenge” by ShowMeAHero (OFMD)

“Salt, Sweet” by mia_ugly
Rated: Explicit
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 
“You look –” Stede steps forward, and if she says “pretty,” Ed thinks she might tear her own face off. She doesn’t mind that sometimes, but tonight she wants to be something different.
“Astonishing,” Stede says, moving closer, close enough to touch. Her fingers land on the lapel of Ed’s velvet coat, smoothing the grain of it. “The most beautiful person I’ve ever seen.”
“Beautiful." Ed's voice is unfamiliar to her, a low rasp.
“Handsome,” Stede says quietly, and the word catches in Ed’s throat like a diamond. 

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/48380929
Author’s Tags: 
Female Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Female Stede Bonnet, Rule 63, Pining, Developing Relationship, Established Relationship, Flashbacks, Oral Sex, Ye Olde Pirate Strap Ons, Gender Identity, Ed is figuring stuff out but still using she/her pronouns, Bisexual Blackbeard | Edward Teach, alcohol use, References to past Blackbeard/Calico Jack, Canon-Typical Violence

The Intro/Outro is “It Tore Your Heart Out” by Dirt Poor Robins. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/2YWWiXAqA3uv75WtBHzZsx?si=12b5a9a51c6c4b3f

"Salt, Sweet" by mia_ugly (OFMD)

3 Lucky one hundred

“Good for Relieving My Tension” by knifewifecamilla
Rated: Explicit
Pairing(s): Gideon Nav/Harrowhark Nonagesimus
Fic Summary: 
Harrow is a massage therapist. Gideon comes in for a massage. They both get a little more than they were expecting.

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/36482518#main

Author’s Tags: 
Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Smut, Praise Kink, Oral Sex, Vaginal Fingering, More plot than strictly necessary because my soft bitch of a heart got involved, Gideon likes to be called good and that's because she is :), Nonbinary Harrowhark Nonagesimus, because i like it :), oh nooooo some feelings got in my porn, no beta we die like cavs

The Intro/Outro is “Beggin’” by Måneskin. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/3Wrjm47oTz2sjIgck11l5e?si=380961e6bab14dd9

“Good for Relieving My Tension” by knifewifecamilla (TLTS)

"Who Mourns For Crux?" by TheFoolsYouSee
Rated: Teen and Up
Pairing(s): Gideon Nav/Harrowhark Nonagesimus
Fic Summary: 
Everything else going on - cosmic factions shifting, impossible fantasies of the return of dead loves – that was all going to take some time to process. But this, Harrow could grasp. This she could feel. And the feeling was rising up to her face, just enough to spill out of her eyes.

“Tears?” Gideon asked, dumbfounded. “Tears for Crux, the Famously Shitty?”

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After the events of Nona the Ninth, Gideon and Harrow share a quiet moment together, and Harrow is surprised by how she seems to have changed since the last time she saw her Cavalier.

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/53540437

Author’s Tags: Harrowhark Nonagesimus experiences a variety of emotions, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Nona the Ninth Spoilers (Locked Tomb Series)

The Intro/Outro is "Everything Stays" from Adventure Time ft Olivia Olson. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/2jnOUdpaFKr9koG1Vtbj6v?si=4c0b71eec6564fcb

"Who Mourns For Crux?" by TheFoolsYouSee (TLTS)

“(i shine only with the light you gave me)” by sashawire (TLTS)
Rated: Teen and Up Audiences
Pairing(s): Gideon Nav/Harrowhark Nonagesimus, John Gaius | Necrolord Prime & Harrowhark Nonagesimus
Fic Summary: 
God prods, gently, “Even just starting with their physical description, and we can go from there.”

“Imagine,” you say, from somewhere outside your body, “the worst shade of orange you’ve ever seen in your life.”

*

Harrowhark receives her saintly title.

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/31013492
Author’s Tags:Slight Canon Divergence, Missing Scene, Grief/Mourning, talking shit as a love language

The Intro/Outro is “The Moon Will Sing” by The Crane Wives. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/4c0tJe2ENJwrZbn9Bap2qs?si=cebc7c0c14bd4a2c

“(i shine only with the light you gave me)” by sashawire (TLTS)

"Hooters Across the Houses" by glitterpig (TLTS)
Rated: Teen and Up Audiences
Pairing(s): Gideon Nav/Harrowhark Nonagesimus
Fic Summary:
Dear BladeBabe9, I read your story. You sound single lmao - Necr0mantic
Original fic found here:https://archiveofourown.org/works/35777731
Author’s Tags: Porn Magazines
The Intro/Outro is “UrbanAngel1999” by Thomas Headon. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/6OjWT7MkkNFvvlRvILPg6v?si=402b8931afe34266

"Hooters Across the Houses" by glitterpig (TLTS)

"EPISODE ???: DO NOT OPEN" by CorundumBleu (TLTS & TMA crossover)
Rated: Teen And Up Audiences
Fic Summary: 
??? BEFORE ??? THE EMPEROR'S MURDER

Statement of Harrowhark the First, concerning an empty coffin.

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/53546482
Author’s Tags:
Crossover, Harrow the Ninth Spoilers (Locked Tomb Series), Screenplay/Script Format, Statement Fic (The Magnus Archives), Original Statement (The Magnus Archives), does this make complete sense? probably not, is it fun? absolutely, River Bubbles (Locked Tomb Series)

The Intro/Outro is “[insert song title]” by [insert artist]. You can find it here: [insert link]

"EPISODE ???: DO NOT OPEN" by CorundumBleu (TLTS & TMA crossover)

Sunflower by Spanishforthecar

Fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/42135630

sunflower by spanishforthecar

https://archiveofourown.org/works/53196901

Dear Gentleman

3 $20 Wedding Dress

2. Stolen By The Gentleman Thief By Elapsed Spiral

3. Stolen by the Gentleman Thief by Elapsed Spiral

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"EPISODE ???: DO NOT OPEN" by CorundumBleu (TLTS & TMA crossover)

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