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One of Blackbeard's old crew has questions about this new Captain Edwards.
"Why do you keep calling him 'Stede'?"

Hung Like

https://archiveofourown.org/works/42520539

Choose your adventure y2jenn

https://archiveofourown.org/works/43432464

pt 1 Seven point three miles day 1

Trade Descriptons Act

New audio as of 7/4/2023
This is a reading of “Always seeking (however scary)” by ShowMeAHero on AO3. You can find the fic here: https://www.archiveofourown.org/works/38859006 

This is rated explicit and is a Blackbeard/Izzy/Stede pairing with a main focus on Izzy’s perspective. 

Fic Tags:

Established Relationship, Polyamory, Threesome - M/M/M, Praise Kink, Mild Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Smut, Explicit Sexual Content, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Porn with Feelings, Not Beta Read, Touch-Starved, Comfort, Communication, The Rewards Of Being Loved AND The Mortifying Ordeal Of Being Known, Hugs, Warm, Warm and Fuzzy Feelings, Stede And Ed Trying To Trick Izzy Into Embracing And Loving Himself, Body Worship, Featuring Izzy Actually Attempting To Seek Out Comfort, against his better judgment

Intro/Outro song is “Like Real People Do” by Hozier. Find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/57V4uc2b2diZ4RPHXWecb9?si=62yI7B3hSxq4lRh06r_aiw

always seeking (however scary) by ShowMeAHero  (OFMD)

“Why'd You Only Call Me When You're High?” by oatmilktruther
Rated: Teen and up
Pairing(s): 
Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 
Ed only calls Stede when he's high, until one night he isn't.
Original fic found here:https://archiveofourown.org/works/39605937#main

Author tags: 
Modern AU, Songfic, Blood and Injury, Implied/Referenced Drug Use, Angst with a Happy Ending, Sort Of, they're still messy but thats okay

The Intro/Outro is “Why'd You Only Call Me When You're High?” by Arctic Monkeys. You can find it here:https://open.spotify.com/track/086myS9r57YsLbJpU0TgK9?si=996b6bc346994fc4

Why’d You Only Call Me When You’re High? By Oatmilktruther (OFMD)

“roasters’ revenge” by ShowMeAHero
Rated: Teen and Up
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/46607350

If music add this:
The Intro/Outro is “Circuital” by My Morning Jacket. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/2j6LtwpubSwkfiFZrhSwDA?si=08180e17a7ba4d17

Author’s Tags: 
Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Coffee Shops & Cafés, Coffee Shops, Bakery and Coffee Shop, Romance, Flirting, Mutual Pining, Coffee, Allergies, Allergic reaction, Hospitalization, Hospitals, Humor, Fluff, Fluff and Humor, Mild Hurt/Comfort, Fluff and Hurt/Comfort, Developing Relationship, Sickfic, Sick Character, Protective Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Not Beta Read, One Shot

“roasters’ revenge” by ShowMeAHero (OFMD)

“I Want It All” by oatmilktruther 
Rated: Teen and Up
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: A sequel to “Why'd You Only Call Me When You're High?” 
Original fic here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/48143884

Author tags: Podfic & Podficced Works, Podfic, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Panic Attacks, Flashbacks, Nightmares, Hurt/Comfort, Angst with a Happy Ending, Blood and Injury, Not graphic but its in there, Minor Character Death, not onscreen and its cop redshirts and no one is terribly fussed about it, references to arms dealing, References to Drug Dealing, references to tamogatchi dealing, Cuddling, I love you's, sorta - Freeform, it's very sweet

The Intro/Outro is “I Want It All” by Arctic Monkeys. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/1j9rezdE3YeC7yktZXC1em?si=27ad1d8afa934f03

I Want It All by oatmilktruther (OFMD)

This is a collaborative podfic for “the inner workings” by ShowMeAHero.

This features the voices of SierraJaneSims (Ed, Narrator), Lyndzi Miller (Stede), her daughter (Viola and Ari), TheMrsScience (Jim and Oluwande), and her daughter (Hako and Unu). 

You can find Lyndzi Miller on SoundCloud here: https://soundcloud.com/lyndzi-miller
You can find TheMrsScience on SoundCloud here: https://on.soundcloud.com/p8jUU

Rated: General Audiences
Pairing(s): 
Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet, Oluwande Boodhari/Jim Jimenez
Fic Summary: 
“Thanks for the help,” Jim says. “Sorry to bombard you right when you get home.”

“Nah, I like being bombarded,” Ed replies. “Plus, this’ll be easy. I could use a win. You won’t fucking believe the truck I worked on most of today, Jim, I swear to fucking shit.”

He stops short when Viola comes running back up, a stick in her hands. Unu, Hako, and Ari have already gotten distracted again, playing a tag-game together on the lawn, but Viola’s returned dutifully to their side, holding the twig up in her palms.

“I got a screwdriver,” she announces to them. “Can I help?”

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/46652134

Author’s Tags: Established Relationship, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Mechanics, Mechanics, Motorcycles, Family, Family Fluff, Families of Choice, Kid Fic, Babies, Children, Humor, Fluff and Humor, Domestic, Domestic Fluff, Trans Male Character, Nonbinary Character, Pregnancy, Trans Stede Bonnet, Intimacy, One Shot, Not Beta Read, Stepdad Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Seahorse Dad Stede Bonnet

The Intro/Outro is “Lover” by Taylor Swift. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/1dGr1c8CrMLDpV6mPbImSI?si=406e51597d744096

“the inner workings” by ShowMeAHero(OFMD)ft. Lyndzi Miller, TheMrsScience, and their respective kids

“Breakable Things” by mia_ugly
Rated: Teen and Up
Pairing(s): 
Martin Blackwood/Jonathan Sims

Fic Summary: 

The missing scene in Episode 117: Testament.

Jon goes off to save the world. Martin says goodbye (with a few metaphors.)



Original fic found here: 
https://archiveofourown.org/works/22850278

Author’s Tags: 

Season 3, Episode 117: Testament, saying goodbye, for 2000 words, Mutual Pining, Body Image, Scars, Idiots in Love, What's a bit of consensual beholding between bros?

“I Don’t Care” by Apocolyptica and Adam Gontier. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/1WxF4gMsFXnKCyh48CW2RI?si=cc07a7b66fde4e43

“Breakable Things” by mia_ugly (The Magnus Archives)

“Between a Devil and the Deep Blue Sea” by Winter_of_our_Discontent
Collaborative podfic with @fake_geek_boy (https://on.soundcloud.com/jnWQ2)
Rated: Teen and Up
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 

Hello there Edward!

Ed dropped the skull. It bounced against the toe of his boot and then rolled awkwardly under his chair.

“The fuck?” Ed spun around, glaring in every direction as he tried to figure out where the voice was coming from. Was there someone hiding in his cabin? A crewmember? An enemy? “Who the fuck are you? Are you the skull?”

Well, the voice said primly, as though sitting down for story time. Remember that ship you raided last month?

Original fic found here: 
https://archiveofourown.org/works/49015480

Author’s Tags: 
Pre-Slash, Meet cursed, Still-a-pirate Blackbeard, Demonic Possession, Demon Stede Bonnet, Canon Era, Surprisingly fluffy given those tags


“Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea” by George Harrison. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/2b1UmoYCPZw66nl8mJZtOP?si=11642e6e4c5648bc

“Between a Devil and the Deep Blue Sea” by Winter_of_our_Discontent (OFMD) ft. fake_geek_boy

“Fond(ant)” by ddagent (Good Omens)
Rated: Teen and up
Pairing(s): Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
Fic Summary: Aziraphale goes to Crowley's London bakery to sample wedding cakes. His fiancé never joins him. His fiancé doesn't exist.
Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49257229?show_comments=true&view_full_work=false#comment_686943685

Author’s Tags:
Alternate Universe - Human, Alternate Universe - Bakery, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Cake, Pining, Social Anxiety, Happy Ending

The Intro/Outro is “Honey + Tea” by Mōzi. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/7t9rZKKU43qcg5oyUEp4XL?si=fccf69821bb74514

“Fond(ant)” by ddagent (Good Omens)

Podfic of Skrifores "Impulsivity and Authenticity"

find Skrifores here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/50863627

find SD_Ryan here: archiveofourown.org/users/SD_Ryan

[podfic] Impulsivity and Authenticity

Chapter 4 of would you worship gravity by bitethehands

Fic: archiveofourown.org/works/41613852

would you worship gravity - Chapter 4

https://archiveofourown.org/works/53450140/chapters/135286054

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“The Ocean” By Oatmilktruther (OFMD)
Rated: Teen And Up Audiences
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 
it’s a storm.
all things considered, not even that big of a storm.
it ends up being a little more than a storm.

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/53210113
Author’s Tags:
Hurt/Comfort, Storms, When the storm is not just a storm, Angst, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Set some time post episode 5 basically, Let me know if this needs other tags, dealing with your mortality fresh off of almost dying, no beta we die like zXXXXv if he doesn't figure his shit out

Podficcer note:
This was recorded for the 2024 VoiceTeam Week 2 Soporific challenge. The purpose of this fic is to help people fall asleep, so there is no music, but there are soundscapes in the background. If it helps you fall asleep please let me know in the comments <3

“The Ocean” By Oatmilktruther (OFMD)

Most of my catalogue is for OFMD, but I do branch out to other fandoms including The Locked Tomb series, Good Omens, The Magnus Archives, and more. If you have suggestions of fics you’d like to hear me cover, let me know here, or on Twitter. 

Or Kofi https://ko-fi.com/sierrajanesims (all my content is available for free so no pressure to contribute at all! Anything given here will go towards my SoundCloud hosting fees and equipment upgrades)

“Fond(ant)” by ddagent (Good Omens)

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