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Podfic of alsaurus' "Little Wonder"

find alsaurus here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/39885186

find SD_Ryan here: archiveofourown.org/users/SD_Ryan

(PODFIC) Little Wonder

https://archiveofourown.org/works/43432464

pt 1 Seven point three miles day 1

“Why'd You Only Call Me When You're High?” by oatmilktruther
Rated: Teen and up
Pairing(s): 
Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 
Ed only calls Stede when he's high, until one night he isn't.
Original fic found here:https://archiveofourown.org/works/39605937#main

Author tags: 
Modern AU, Songfic, Blood and Injury, Implied/Referenced Drug Use, Angst with a Happy Ending, Sort Of, they're still messy but thats okay

The Intro/Outro is “Why'd You Only Call Me When You're High?” by Arctic Monkeys. You can find it here:https://open.spotify.com/track/086myS9r57YsLbJpU0TgK9?si=996b6bc346994fc4

Why’d You Only Call Me When You’re High? By Oatmilktruther (OFMD)

“roasters’ revenge” by ShowMeAHero
Rated: Teen and Up
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/46607350

If music add this:
The Intro/Outro is “Circuital” by My Morning Jacket. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/2j6LtwpubSwkfiFZrhSwDA?si=08180e17a7ba4d17

Author’s Tags: 
Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Coffee Shops & Cafés, Coffee Shops, Bakery and Coffee Shop, Romance, Flirting, Mutual Pining, Coffee, Allergies, Allergic reaction, Hospitalization, Hospitals, Humor, Fluff, Fluff and Humor, Mild Hurt/Comfort, Fluff and Hurt/Comfort, Developing Relationship, Sickfic, Sick Character, Protective Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Not Beta Read, One Shot

“roasters’ revenge” by ShowMeAHero (OFMD)

“I Want It All” by oatmilktruther 
Rated: Teen and Up
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: A sequel to “Why'd You Only Call Me When You're High?” 
Original fic here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/48143884

Author tags: Podfic & Podficced Works, Podfic, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Panic Attacks, Flashbacks, Nightmares, Hurt/Comfort, Angst with a Happy Ending, Blood and Injury, Not graphic but its in there, Minor Character Death, not onscreen and its cop redshirts and no one is terribly fussed about it, references to arms dealing, References to Drug Dealing, references to tamogatchi dealing, Cuddling, I love you's, sorta - Freeform, it's very sweet

The Intro/Outro is “I Want It All” by Arctic Monkeys. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/1j9rezdE3YeC7yktZXC1em?si=27ad1d8afa934f03

I Want It All by oatmilktruther (OFMD)

This is a collaborative podfic for “the inner workings” by ShowMeAHero.

This features the voices of SierraJaneSims (Ed, Narrator), Lyndzi Miller (Stede), her daughter (Viola and Ari), TheMrsScience (Jim and Oluwande), and her daughter (Hako and Unu). 

You can find Lyndzi Miller on SoundCloud here: https://soundcloud.com/lyndzi-miller
You can find TheMrsScience on SoundCloud here: https://on.soundcloud.com/p8jUU

Rated: General Audiences
Pairing(s): 
Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet, Oluwande Boodhari/Jim Jimenez
Fic Summary: 
“Thanks for the help,” Jim says. “Sorry to bombard you right when you get home.”

“Nah, I like being bombarded,” Ed replies. “Plus, this’ll be easy. I could use a win. You won’t fucking believe the truck I worked on most of today, Jim, I swear to fucking shit.”

He stops short when Viola comes running back up, a stick in her hands. Unu, Hako, and Ari have already gotten distracted again, playing a tag-game together on the lawn, but Viola’s returned dutifully to their side, holding the twig up in her palms.

“I got a screwdriver,” she announces to them. “Can I help?”

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/46652134

Author’s Tags: Established Relationship, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Mechanics, Mechanics, Motorcycles, Family, Family Fluff, Families of Choice, Kid Fic, Babies, Children, Humor, Fluff and Humor, Domestic, Domestic Fluff, Trans Male Character, Nonbinary Character, Pregnancy, Trans Stede Bonnet, Intimacy, One Shot, Not Beta Read, Stepdad Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Seahorse Dad Stede Bonnet

The Intro/Outro is “Lover” by Taylor Swift. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/1dGr1c8CrMLDpV6mPbImSI?si=406e51597d744096

“the inner workings” by ShowMeAHero(OFMD)ft. Lyndzi Miller, TheMrsScience, and their respective kids

“Breakable Things” by mia_ugly
Rated: Teen and Up
Pairing(s): 
Martin Blackwood/Jonathan Sims

Fic Summary: 

The missing scene in Episode 117: Testament.

Jon goes off to save the world. Martin says goodbye (with a few metaphors.)



Original fic found here: 
https://archiveofourown.org/works/22850278

Author’s Tags: 

Season 3, Episode 117: Testament, saying goodbye, for 2000 words, Mutual Pining, Body Image, Scars, Idiots in Love, What's a bit of consensual beholding between bros?

“I Don’t Care” by Apocolyptica and Adam Gontier. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/1WxF4gMsFXnKCyh48CW2RI?si=cc07a7b66fde4e43

“Breakable Things” by mia_ugly (The Magnus Archives)

“Between a Devil and the Deep Blue Sea” by Winter_of_our_Discontent
Collaborative podfic with @fake_geek_boy (https://on.soundcloud.com/jnWQ2)
Rated: Teen and Up
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 

Hello there Edward!

Ed dropped the skull. It bounced against the toe of his boot and then rolled awkwardly under his chair.

“The fuck?” Ed spun around, glaring in every direction as he tried to figure out where the voice was coming from. Was there someone hiding in his cabin? A crewmember? An enemy? “Who the fuck are you? Are you the skull?”

Well, the voice said primly, as though sitting down for story time. Remember that ship you raided last month?

Original fic found here: 
https://archiveofourown.org/works/49015480

Author’s Tags: 
Pre-Slash, Meet cursed, Still-a-pirate Blackbeard, Demonic Possession, Demon Stede Bonnet, Canon Era, Surprisingly fluffy given those tags


“Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea” by George Harrison. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/2b1UmoYCPZw66nl8mJZtOP?si=11642e6e4c5648bc

“Between a Devil and the Deep Blue Sea” by Winter_of_our_Discontent (OFMD) ft. fake_geek_boy

This is part one for “Leave A Message After the [Beep]” by Bazzpop (Good Omens)
Rated: Teen and Up
Pairing(s): Crowley & Muriel (Good Omens), Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
Fic Summary: 
Crowley picks up a habit of calling the shop phone just to hear the recording of Aziraphale’s voice and leaves messages on the ansaphone. Aziraphale, stuck up in heaven, accidentally receives his messages and sneaks away for a much needed reunion.

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49554850

Author’s Tags:
Crowley embracing his depression era, Crowley Loves Aziraphale (Good Omens), Aziraphale Loves Crowley (Good Omens), Good Omens Season 2, Post-Episode: s02e06 Every Day (Good Omens), Fix-It of Sorts, Crowley is a Mess (Good Omens), Aziraphale Needs a Hug (Good Omens), Crowley Needs a Hug (Good Omens), and they get it, Crying, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Not Actually Unrequited Love, Crowley Needs a Nap (Good Omens), Muriel is a Child of Divorce (Good Omens), petition to make that an offical tag, Angst with a Happy Ending, a happier and more hopeful end than S2 did at least, Ineffable Husbands (Good Omens), Ineffable Divorce | Aziraphale and Crowley Break Up (Good Omens), and a secret third thing, Ineffable Getting Back Together Again (Good Omens), Aziraphale Keeps a Diary (Good Omens)

The Intro/Outro is “Leave a Message” by Matt Hartke. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/35qui5WO3TbGFXG7VDMCR9?si=6695c2ceca104ed4

“Leave A Message After the [Beep]” by Bazzpop (Good Omens)

“The Ocean” By Oatmilktruther (OFMD)
Rated: Teen And Up Audiences
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 
it’s a storm.
all things considered, not even that big of a storm.
it ends up being a little more than a storm.

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/53210113
Author’s Tags:
Hurt/Comfort, Storms, When the storm is not just a storm, Angst, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Set some time post episode 5 basically, Let me know if this needs other tags, dealing with your mortality fresh off of almost dying, no beta we die like zXXXXv if he doesn't figure his shit out

Podficcer note:
This was recorded for the 2024 VoiceTeam Week 2 Soporific challenge. The purpose of this fic is to help people fall asleep, so there is no music, but there are soundscapes in the background. If it helps you fall asleep please let me know in the comments <3

“The Ocean” By Oatmilktruther (OFMD)

Rated: Mature
Original Text: https://archiveofourown.org/works/19181752
Summary: It turns out that, despite six thousand years of unresolved sexual tension, Aziraphale and Crowley aren't actually any good at having sex.

Music: Presto Overture Arr. Julian Gallant, Jeff Meegan and David Tobin

Fireworks

“Jesus, angel, I want you to bang me like a whore, alright? To shag me like a two-bit rent boy you’ve paid enough to do whatever you like with, and what you like isn’t very nice.” Crowley wanted to cry. He closed his eyes and bit out, “I want…I want you to fuck me like you’re trying to force the damnation out of me with your cock. Like…like I really am the adversary, and you’re claiming me as a victory for Heaven.”

Come Fuck Me Hips

Rating: Teen and Up
Summary: The world had failed to end over a year ago, and Heaven and Hell hadn't so much as looked sideways at them since the kidnapping. As they had taken six thousand years to plan the apocalypse, and their first move against Crowley and Aziraphale had failed so miserably, the duo had assumed they had more than a little bit of time to relax before they had to start watching their backs again. Crowley had moved his flat into the upstairs of the bookshop – quite literally, much to Aziraphale's dismay to find one afternoon – and life had continued on exactly the way it shouldn't have: happily.
Unfortunately, the ever after part proves trickier after only a year.
Original Text:  https://archiveofourown.org/works/20320441/chapters/48177760#workskin
Music:  Serious Business by Patrick Hawes

In All Things, Balance

In All Things, Balance 2

Part One (Chapters 1-6) of Slow Show by mia_ugly.

Slow Show Part One (Good Omens podfic)

This is chapter 3 of Chekhov's "on the same page".  This chapter contains explicit content so if that's not your thing, you can skip this chapter and not miss any of the plot.

Story Summary:  Aziraphale Z. Fell is a rising star of the spiritual literary genre - the next Eat Pray Love guy - and his version of Chicken Soup For the Christian Soul is flying off the shelves. It's not that he's not grateful, but it's one thing to enjoy a career in writing and another completely to be pigeonholed into a specific genre, so much so that you are almost forbidden from writing anything else.

So yes, maybe he has a bit of a secret. An outlet for his less... appropriate urges. And yes, if his typical readership got word of the sort of paragraphs he could put out on a particularly inspired night, they might suffer some form of heart attack typical for their age.

But all of that is well hidden, and there is absolutely no way anyone would ever find out about his Arrangement with A.J. Crowley - the most debaucherous romantic fiction author of the decade.

That is... until they have to pretend to be married to each other.

on the same page -- part 2

Summary: With apologies to Franz Kafka.
Crowley -- bored, frustrated, drunk, and missing his angel during lockdown -- remembers one of their past encounters and does something unwise. Come morning, Aziraphale's got a problem to solve.
Rating: Teen and Up
Original Text: https://archiveofourown.org/works/25092178
🧡on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/27617516
Music: Unforeseen Consequences by Paul Mottram

Metamorphosis

Most of my catalogue is for OFMD, but I do branch out to other fandoms including The Locked Tomb series, Good Omens, The Magnus Archives, and more. If you have suggestions of fics you’d like to hear me cover, let me know here, or on Twitter. 

Or Kofi https://ko-fi.com/sierrajanesims (all my content is available for free so no pressure to contribute at all! Anything given here will go towards my SoundCloud hosting fees and equipment upgrades)

“Leave A Message After the [Beep]” by Bazzpop (Good Omens)

SierraJaneSims

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