Warning rated E!
 Ed's knee is hurting and Stede has some 17 century appropriate remedies. The first 20 minutes covers most of this. Pause there if you are not into the sticky stuff. The E material contains a lot of very sweet mutual care, positive consent and relationship building.

Pain Management book 1

Podfic of jazzxdaffy's "Unicorn"

find the fic here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/43420770

find SD_Ryan here: archiveofourown.org/users/SD_Ryan

(PODFIC) Unicorn

https://archiveofourown.org/works/42799176

Constructive Posession

Podfic of "That Fresh Feeling" by ejotter
Ed meets his favorite ASMR YouTuber at a café, and the two of them become fast friends. Ed isn't prepared when Stede asks if they can film a video together, or for the sexual tension that inevitably follows.

That Fresh Feeling Podfic

Updated audio in June 2023! (Better quality audio, added music)
This is a podfic of a fanfiction by mia_ugly. You can find the original work here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/37890679 

This is rated explicit and is an Our Flag Means Death fic featuring Stede Bonnet/Edward Teach. Summary: Stede’s being kissed before the door fully clicks shut behind him. 

Thank you to mia_ugly for giving me permission to record this podfic.

The Intro/Outro is “Love on the Run” by Broken Bells. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/66JOl2uj2S6t9h6BxtLhwO?si=61daf35c771a486c

Fic tags: 
written post-ep 8, off-screen rescue, First Time, First Kiss, Resolved Sexual Tension, Idiots in Love

when you love it by mia_ugly (OFMD)

New audio as of 7/4/2023
This is a reading of “Always seeking (however scary)” by ShowMeAHero on AO3. You can find the fic here: https://www.archiveofourown.org/works/38859006 

This is rated explicit and is a Blackbeard/Izzy/Stede pairing with a main focus on Izzy’s perspective. 

Fic Tags:

Established Relationship, Polyamory, Threesome - M/M/M, Praise Kink, Mild Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Smut, Explicit Sexual Content, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Porn with Feelings, Not Beta Read, Touch-Starved, Comfort, Communication, The Rewards Of Being Loved AND The Mortifying Ordeal Of Being Known, Hugs, Warm, Warm and Fuzzy Feelings, Stede And Ed Trying To Trick Izzy Into Embracing And Loving Himself, Body Worship, Featuring Izzy Actually Attempting To Seek Out Comfort, against his better judgment

Intro/Outro song is “Like Real People Do” by Hozier. Find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/57V4uc2b2diZ4RPHXWecb9?si=62yI7B3hSxq4lRh06r_aiw

always seeking (however scary) by ShowMeAHero  (OFMD)

This is the podfic for Late Night Vulgarities by Luddleston. You can find the original fic here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/38211730

Rated: Explicit

Fic summary:

It figured that the moment Stede's libido decided to rear its head, he’d be sharing a room.

When Stede finds himself fantasizing about Ed and desperate for relief, he's pleased to discover that Ed is fast asleep, which means Stede can basically go to town as long as he keeps himself reasonably quiet.

Ed is not fast asleep. Ed is not even a little bit asleep at all. Ed is listening to Stede pant and whisper his name, and he's losing his entire fucking mind about it.

All three chapters are in this recording.

Fic Tags:

Pre-Slash, Pre-Relationship, Fantasizing, Masturbation, the puzzle that is Stede Bonnet's sexuality, Accidental Voyeurism, Mutual Masturbation, except not that mutual because Stede comes too fast, Premature Ejaculation, First Kiss, First Time, Hand Jobs

Late night vulgarities by Luddleston (OFMD)

This is a podfic for “A Laughing Matter” by mxwicked on AO3. You can find the original fic here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/38340565

Rated: Explicit

Fic summary: “Now you’re—” Stede babbles, going absolutely pinkish. “You’re laughing again!”

Ed nods, still giggling. “I’m just—I’m sorry, it’s not because—”

“Am I doing something wrong?”

“Stede, darling,” Ed says, cupping Stede’s face. “Don’t be foolish. It’s because you’re doing something right.”

 

Or: Stede’s never laughed during sex before. Hell, he’s barely even smiled. So when Edward can’t stop giggling during their first time, he’s not really sure what to think.

Fic Tags:
First Time, Smut, Fluff and Smut, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Porn with Feelings, Gentle Sex, Explicit Consent, talking about sex, laughing during sex, soft, i know this is a smut fic but it ended up being super soft, stede's abysmal attempts at dirty talk, stede learns that - gasp - sex can be enjoyable, Wank and Tell

A Laughing Matter by mxwicked (OFMD)

Podfic of emzash's "I'm with you"

find the fic here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41713590

find SD_Ryan here: archiveofourown.org/users/SD_Ryan

[podfic] I'm with you

“Man For Sale, Fabulous Booty” by Auntea
Rated: Explicit
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 
Ed secretly follows Stede through the Republic of Pirates in hopes of getting Stede alone and making a confession. Stede has other goals in mind for this outing, including getting off by an anonymous stranger through a glory hole in a seedy bar. Ed can't have that.

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/39671283

Author’s Tags:
Glory Hole, republic of pirates, Love Confessions, Unrequited Love, Not Actually Unrequited Love, Service Submission, blink and you miss it - Freeform, Blackbeard | Edward Teach's Knee Brace, Blow Jobs, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Maybe A Little Plot, First Time


The Intro/Outro is “Devils & Rebels” by Shayfer James. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/1MXJP7XSJxzTXWuf1QRRoA?si=bf9ffbb4c98341ac

“Man For Sale, Fabulous Booty” by Auntea (OFMD)

Most of my catalogue is for OFMD, but I do branch out to other fandoms including The Locked Tomb series, Good Omens, The Magnus Archives, and more. If you have suggestions of fics you’d like to hear me cover, let me know here, or on Twitter. 

Or Kofi https://ko-fi.com/sierrajanesims (all my content is available for free so no pressure to contribute at all! Anything given here will go towards my SoundCloud hosting fees and equipment upgrades)

Late night vulgarities by Luddleston (OFMD)

SierraJaneSims

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