Rated G-T Podfics (All Fandoms)

“Why'd You Only Call Me When You're High?” by oatmilktruther
Rated: Teen and up
Pairing(s): 
Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 
Ed only calls Stede when he's high, until one night he isn't.
Original fic found here:https://archiveofourown.org/works/39605937#main

Author tags: 
Modern AU, Songfic, Blood and Injury, Implied/Referenced Drug Use, Angst with a Happy Ending, Sort Of, they're still messy but thats okay

The Intro/Outro is “Why'd You Only Call Me When You're High?” by Arctic Monkeys. You can find it here:https://open.spotify.com/track/086myS9r57YsLbJpU0TgK9?si=996b6bc346994fc4

Why’d You Only Call Me When You’re High? By Oatmilktruther (OFMD)

“roasters’ revenge” by ShowMeAHero
Rated: Teen and Up
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/46607350

If music add this:
The Intro/Outro is “Circuital” by My Morning Jacket. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/2j6LtwpubSwkfiFZrhSwDA?si=08180e17a7ba4d17

Author’s Tags: 
Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Coffee Shops & Cafés, Coffee Shops, Bakery and Coffee Shop, Romance, Flirting, Mutual Pining, Coffee, Allergies, Allergic reaction, Hospitalization, Hospitals, Humor, Fluff, Fluff and Humor, Mild Hurt/Comfort, Fluff and Hurt/Comfort, Developing Relationship, Sickfic, Sick Character, Protective Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Not Beta Read, One Shot

“roasters’ revenge” by ShowMeAHero (OFMD)

“I Want It All” by oatmilktruther 
Rated: Teen and Up
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: A sequel to “Why'd You Only Call Me When You're High?” 
Original fic here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/48143884

Author tags: Podfic & Podficced Works, Podfic, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Panic Attacks, Flashbacks, Nightmares, Hurt/Comfort, Angst with a Happy Ending, Blood and Injury, Not graphic but its in there, Minor Character Death, not onscreen and its cop redshirts and no one is terribly fussed about it, references to arms dealing, References to Drug Dealing, references to tamogatchi dealing, Cuddling, I love you's, sorta - Freeform, it's very sweet

The Intro/Outro is “I Want It All” by Arctic Monkeys. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/1j9rezdE3YeC7yktZXC1em?si=27ad1d8afa934f03

I Want It All by oatmilktruther (OFMD)

This is a collaborative podfic for “the inner workings” by ShowMeAHero.

This features the voices of SierraJaneSims (Ed, Narrator), Lyndzi Miller (Stede), her daughter (Viola and Ari), TheMrsScience (Jim and Oluwande), and her daughter (Hako and Unu). 

You can find Lyndzi Miller on SoundCloud here: https://soundcloud.com/lyndzi-miller
You can find TheMrsScience on SoundCloud here: https://on.soundcloud.com/p8jUU

Rated: General Audiences
Pairing(s): 
Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet, Oluwande Boodhari/Jim Jimenez
Fic Summary: 
“Thanks for the help,” Jim says. “Sorry to bombard you right when you get home.”

“Nah, I like being bombarded,” Ed replies. “Plus, this’ll be easy. I could use a win. You won’t fucking believe the truck I worked on most of today, Jim, I swear to fucking shit.”

He stops short when Viola comes running back up, a stick in her hands. Unu, Hako, and Ari have already gotten distracted again, playing a tag-game together on the lawn, but Viola’s returned dutifully to their side, holding the twig up in her palms.

“I got a screwdriver,” she announces to them. “Can I help?”

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/46652134

Author’s Tags: Established Relationship, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Mechanics, Mechanics, Motorcycles, Family, Family Fluff, Families of Choice, Kid Fic, Babies, Children, Humor, Fluff and Humor, Domestic, Domestic Fluff, Trans Male Character, Nonbinary Character, Pregnancy, Trans Stede Bonnet, Intimacy, One Shot, Not Beta Read, Stepdad Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Seahorse Dad Stede Bonnet

The Intro/Outro is “Lover” by Taylor Swift. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/1dGr1c8CrMLDpV6mPbImSI?si=406e51597d744096

“the inner workings” by ShowMeAHero(OFMD)ft. Lyndzi Miller, TheMrsScience, and their respective kids

“Breakable Things” by mia_ugly
Rated: Teen and Up
Pairing(s): 
Martin Blackwood/Jonathan Sims

Fic Summary: 

The missing scene in Episode 117: Testament.

Jon goes off to save the world. Martin says goodbye (with a few metaphors.)



Original fic found here: 
https://archiveofourown.org/works/22850278

Author’s Tags: 

Season 3, Episode 117: Testament, saying goodbye, for 2000 words, Mutual Pining, Body Image, Scars, Idiots in Love, What's a bit of consensual beholding between bros?

“I Don’t Care” by Apocolyptica and Adam Gontier. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/1WxF4gMsFXnKCyh48CW2RI?si=cc07a7b66fde4e43

“Breakable Things” by mia_ugly (The Magnus Archives)

“Man For Sale, Fabulous Booty” by Auntea
Rated: Explicit
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 
Ed secretly follows Stede through the Republic of Pirates in hopes of getting Stede alone and making a confession. Stede has other goals in mind for this outing, including getting off by an anonymous stranger through a glory hole in a seedy bar. Ed can't have that.

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/39671283

Author’s Tags:
Glory Hole, republic of pirates, Love Confessions, Unrequited Love, Not Actually Unrequited Love, Service Submission, blink and you miss it - Freeform, Blackbeard | Edward Teach's Knee Brace, Blow Jobs, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Maybe A Little Plot, First Time


The Intro/Outro is “Devils & Rebels” by Shayfer James. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/1MXJP7XSJxzTXWuf1QRRoA?si=bf9ffbb4c98341ac

“Man For Sale, Fabulous Booty” by Auntea (OFMD)

"if stede is not mistaken" by knotwerk (OFMD)
Rated: Explicit
Pairing(s): Blackbeard|Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 
Stede didn't know that he knew. what if he found out.
and what if it were lovely.
canon divergent, directly following S1 ep5 you wear fine things well

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/50526568
Author’s Tags: 
post-S1 ep 5, hair unpinning trope my beloved, First Time, Kissing, Undressing, Frottage, Stede speed-runs being gay, Autistic Stede Bonnet, stupid puppet pulled it off

The Intro/Outro is “Honey" by The Lone Bellow. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/1ALH9oRd8FqjfsSH0d8Ft4?si=44da14e0e7814ed0

"if stede is not mistaken" by knotwerk (OFMD)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/44226307

Give Your Smile To Me (end racism in the OTW)

podfic of Two Beds (Are Not Better Than One) by Jazzxdaffy: https://archiveofourown.org/works/40972812

Read by sd ryan: https://archiveofourown.org/works/55395562

[podfic] Two Beds

You Better Start Swimming Or You'll Sink Like A Stone By veeagainst

"Hooters Across the Houses" by glitterpig (TLTS)
Rated: Teen and Up Audiences
Pairing(s): Gideon Nav/Harrowhark Nonagesimus
Fic Summary:
Dear BladeBabe9, I read your story. You sound single lmao - Necr0mantic
Original fic found here:https://archiveofourown.org/works/35777731
Author’s Tags: Porn Magazines
The Intro/Outro is “UrbanAngel1999” by Thomas Headon. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/6OjWT7MkkNFvvlRvILPg6v?si=402b8931afe34266

"Hooters Across the Houses" by glitterpig (TLTS)

1. Stolen By The Gentleman Thief By ElapsedSpiral

4 Fast Car By Smallestchurch

podfic of Connecting the Dots by YellowMustard

yellowmustard: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54684727

sd_ryan: https://archiveofourown.org/works/56189482

[podfic] Connecting The Dots Ch 2

podfic of The Complete Idiot's Guide to Home Renovation by Vermin_Disciple

https://archiveofourown.org/works/56485912

Read by sd ryan: https://archiveofourown.org/works/56799553

[podfic] The Complete Idiot's Guide

2 Time Keeps TikToking Away

Most of my catalogue is for OFMD, but I do branch out to other fandoms including The Locked Tomb series, Good Omens, The Magnus Archives, and more. If you have suggestions of fics you’d like to hear me cover, let me know here, or on Twitter. 

Or Kofi https://ko-fi.com/sierrajanesims (all my content is available for free so no pressure to contribute at all! Anything given here will go towards my SoundCloud hosting fees and equipment upgrades)

"Hooters Across the Houses" by glitterpig (TLTS)

SierraJaneSims

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