One of Blackbeard's old crew has questions about this new Captain Edwards.
"Why do you keep calling him 'Stede'?"

Hung Like

Podfic of jazzxdaffy's "Unicorn"

find the fic here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/43420770

find SD_Ryan here: archiveofourown.org/users/SD_Ryan

(PODFIC) Unicorn

https://archiveofourown.org/works/42799176

Constructive Posession

Podfic of "That Fresh Feeling" by ejotter
Ed meets his favorite ASMR YouTuber at a café, and the two of them become fast friends. Ed isn't prepared when Stede asks if they can film a video together, or for the sexual tension that inevitably follows.

That Fresh Feeling Podfic

Updated audio in June 2023! (Better quality audio, added music)
This is a podfic of a fanfiction by mia_ugly. You can find the original work here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/37890679 

This is rated explicit and is an Our Flag Means Death fic featuring Stede Bonnet/Edward Teach. Summary: Stede’s being kissed before the door fully clicks shut behind him. 

Thank you to mia_ugly for giving me permission to record this podfic.

The Intro/Outro is “Love on the Run” by Broken Bells. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/66JOl2uj2S6t9h6BxtLhwO?si=61daf35c771a486c

Fic tags: 
written post-ep 8, off-screen rescue, First Time, First Kiss, Resolved Sexual Tension, Idiots in Love

when you love it by mia_ugly (OFMD)

New audio as of 7/4/2023
This is a reading of “Always seeking (however scary)” by ShowMeAHero on AO3. You can find the fic here: https://www.archiveofourown.org/works/38859006 

This is rated explicit and is a Blackbeard/Izzy/Stede pairing with a main focus on Izzy’s perspective. 

Fic Tags:

Established Relationship, Polyamory, Threesome - M/M/M, Praise Kink, Mild Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Smut, Explicit Sexual Content, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Porn with Feelings, Not Beta Read, Touch-Starved, Comfort, Communication, The Rewards Of Being Loved AND The Mortifying Ordeal Of Being Known, Hugs, Warm, Warm and Fuzzy Feelings, Stede And Ed Trying To Trick Izzy Into Embracing And Loving Himself, Body Worship, Featuring Izzy Actually Attempting To Seek Out Comfort, against his better judgment

Intro/Outro song is “Like Real People Do” by Hozier. Find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/57V4uc2b2diZ4RPHXWecb9?si=62yI7B3hSxq4lRh06r_aiw

always seeking (however scary) by ShowMeAHero  (OFMD)

Podfic for “So Good For Him” by leaveanote on AO3. You can find the fic at: https://archiveofourown.org/works/38398597

Rated:Explicit

Fic summary: 

Ed still isn't used to being vulnerable. But Stede's praise unlocks a part of him he didn't know he had.

And fuck, it feels good.

Fic Tags: 

Romance, Sex, Anal Sex, First Time Topping, Bottom Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Service Top Stede Bonnet, Praise Kink, Fluff and Smut, Blackbeard | Edward Teach Deserves Nice Things, Top Stede Bonnet, Blackbeard | Edward Teach Loves Stede Bonnet, Stede Bonnet Loves Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Switching, Porn with Feelings

So Good For Him by leaveanote (OFMD)

This is a podfic for “A Laughing Matter” by mxwicked on AO3. You can find the original fic here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/38340565

Rated: Explicit

Fic summary: “Now you’re—” Stede babbles, going absolutely pinkish. “You’re laughing again!”

Ed nods, still giggling. “I’m just—I’m sorry, it’s not because—”

“Am I doing something wrong?”

“Stede, darling,” Ed says, cupping Stede’s face. “Don’t be foolish. It’s because you’re doing something right.”

 

Or: Stede’s never laughed during sex before. Hell, he’s barely even smiled. So when Edward can’t stop giggling during their first time, he’s not really sure what to think.

Fic Tags:
First Time, Smut, Fluff and Smut, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Porn with Feelings, Gentle Sex, Explicit Consent, talking about sex, laughing during sex, soft, i know this is a smut fic but it ended up being super soft, stede's abysmal attempts at dirty talk, stede learns that - gasp - sex can be enjoyable, Wank and Tell

A Laughing Matter by mxwicked (OFMD)

Podfic for “(to kneel) grotesque and bare” by jasontoddbootysquad. Find the original work here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/38484754

Rated:Explicit

Fic summary: Izzy remembers a French vessel wreathed in flames, and the screams of powdered aristocrats as they leapt from the burning ship into the dark waters below. He remembers a cocky smile silhouetted against the raging fire as Stede Bonnet climbed clumsily back aboard the Revenge.

Izzy sees the sharp lick of those flames in his eyes as Stede whispers, “Kneel.”

 

The third time Izzy tries to kill Stede, they throw him in the brig. Stede eventually realizes talking it through may not be the most effective course of action.

Fic Tags:
Dominant Stede Bonnet, Sub Israel Hands, Switch Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Top Stede Bonnet, Bottom Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Under-negotiated Kink, Power Dynamics, Choking, Cuckolding, Exhibitionism, Anal Fingering, Orgasm Denial

(to kneel) grotesque and bare by jasontoddbootysquad (OFMD)

Podfic of emzash's "I'm with you"

find the fic here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41713590

find SD_Ryan here: archiveofourown.org/users/SD_Ryan

[podfic] I'm with you

Most of my catalogue is for OFMD, but I do branch out to other fandoms including The Locked Tomb series, Good Omens, The Magnus Archives, and more. If you have suggestions of fics you’d like to hear me cover, let me know here, or on Twitter. 

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So Good For Him by leaveanote (OFMD)

SierraJaneSims

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