OFMD Explicit Single Recording Podfics

First Time

Piña Coladas Chapter 59 Memorial day party

https://archiveofourown.org/works/40853157/chapters/102371172

Red String of Fate Matchmaking Agency

https://archiveofourown.org/works/42134751/chapters/105785034

Black Sheep chapter 1

Updated audio in June 2023! (Better quality audio, added music)
This is a podfic of a fanfiction by mia_ugly. You can find the original work here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/37890679 

This is rated explicit and is an Our Flag Means Death fic featuring Stede Bonnet/Edward Teach. Summary: Stede’s being kissed before the door fully clicks shut behind him. 

Thank you to mia_ugly for giving me permission to record this podfic.

The Intro/Outro is “Love on the Run” by Broken Bells. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/66JOl2uj2S6t9h6BxtLhwO?si=61daf35c771a486c

Fic tags: 
written post-ep 8, off-screen rescue, First Time, First Kiss, Resolved Sexual Tension, Idiots in Love

when you love it by mia_ugly (OFMD)

New audio as of 7/4/2023
This is a reading of “Always seeking (however scary)” by ShowMeAHero on AO3. You can find the fic here: https://www.archiveofourown.org/works/38859006 

This is rated explicit and is a Blackbeard/Izzy/Stede pairing with a main focus on Izzy’s perspective. 

Fic Tags:

Established Relationship, Polyamory, Threesome - M/M/M, Praise Kink, Mild Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Smut, Explicit Sexual Content, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Porn with Feelings, Not Beta Read, Touch-Starved, Comfort, Communication, The Rewards Of Being Loved AND The Mortifying Ordeal Of Being Known, Hugs, Warm, Warm and Fuzzy Feelings, Stede And Ed Trying To Trick Izzy Into Embracing And Loving Himself, Body Worship, Featuring Izzy Actually Attempting To Seek Out Comfort, against his better judgment

Intro/Outro song is “Like Real People Do” by Hozier. Find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/57V4uc2b2diZ4RPHXWecb9?si=62yI7B3hSxq4lRh06r_aiw

always seeking (however scary) by ShowMeAHero  (OFMD)

This is the podfic for Late Night Vulgarities by Luddleston. You can find the original fic here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/38211730

Rated: Explicit

Fic summary:

It figured that the moment Stede's libido decided to rear its head, he’d be sharing a room.

When Stede finds himself fantasizing about Ed and desperate for relief, he's pleased to discover that Ed is fast asleep, which means Stede can basically go to town as long as he keeps himself reasonably quiet.

Ed is not fast asleep. Ed is not even a little bit asleep at all. Ed is listening to Stede pant and whisper his name, and he's losing his entire fucking mind about it.

All three chapters are in this recording.

Fic Tags:

Pre-Slash, Pre-Relationship, Fantasizing, Masturbation, the puzzle that is Stede Bonnet's sexuality, Accidental Voyeurism, Mutual Masturbation, except not that mutual because Stede comes too fast, Premature Ejaculation, First Kiss, First Time, Hand Jobs

Late night vulgarities by Luddleston (OFMD)

Podfic for It’s worth it, it’s divine by beepbeep4. You can find the original fic here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/38129236

Rated: explicit

Fic summary: Ed wears one of Stede's silk robes. Things escalate quickly.

Fic Tags:

sweet loving sex, i need it for them ok, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, absolutely no plot. none., Praise Kink, Sharing Clothes, bottom ed rights

It’s worth it, it’s divine by beepbeep4 (OFMD)

This is a podfic for “A Gentleman Walks Into a Bar” by CyborgShepard. You can find the original work here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/38309431

Rated: Explicit

Summary: “Everyone’s got a tribe. Like finding like. Where do you think you fit?”

He's never felt like he fit anywhere. Like a lighthouse, obstructive and crude, stuck on a cold, craggy shoreline, Stede is perpetually catching sight of others skirting around him in his light, before looking away again.

“Honestly, I’m just– just Stede.”

Boring. Divorcee. A late-bloomer and metaphorical virgin to the nuances of the modern gay man.

Ed hums, stretches his legs again. The leather of his pants crinkles. “I like that.”

Fic Tags:

Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Gay Bar, Oral Sex, Slight feminization, Stede has Feelings, Leather Kink, no beta we get stabbed in all the important bits

A Gentleman Walks Into a Bar by CyborgShepard (OFMD)

Podfic for “(to kneel) grotesque and bare” by jasontoddbootysquad. Find the original work here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/38484754

Rated:Explicit

Fic summary: Izzy remembers a French vessel wreathed in flames, and the screams of powdered aristocrats as they leapt from the burning ship into the dark waters below. He remembers a cocky smile silhouetted against the raging fire as Stede Bonnet climbed clumsily back aboard the Revenge.

Izzy sees the sharp lick of those flames in his eyes as Stede whispers, “Kneel.”

 

The third time Izzy tries to kill Stede, they throw him in the brig. Stede eventually realizes talking it through may not be the most effective course of action.

Fic Tags:
Dominant Stede Bonnet, Sub Israel Hands, Switch Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Top Stede Bonnet, Bottom Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Under-negotiated Kink, Power Dynamics, Choking, Cuckolding, Exhibitionism, Anal Fingering, Orgasm Denial

(to kneel) grotesque and bare by jasontoddbootysquad (OFMD)

“in for a penny” by petrichorca
Rated: Explicit
Pairing(s): 
Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 
Stede Bonnet is wrongfully imprisoned in a Barbados drunk tank. His cellmate is a handsome stranger who wants to kiss him. Then they get out of jail and someone gets railed!
Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/40606515#main

The Intro/Outro is “In For a Penny” by Andy Clayburn. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/1Gj6pekJOvhLlhZ9thDPoc?si=0d27eaeedd8f41dd

Author’s Tags:
Meet Cute but in Jail, Pre-Canon, Flirting, Making Out, Kissing, like lots of kissing, First Time, Casual Sex, Oral Sex, Blow Jobs, Anal, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Come Eating, Consent is Sexy, Idiots in lust, Men fucking and it feels good, Top Stede Bonnet, Bottom Blackbeard | Edward Teach, First Time Topping, POV Stede Bonnet, Stede Bonnet Needs a Hug, Māori Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Canon-typical swearing, Alternate Universe, Stockings Stay On, Someone touches Stede's knee pits, Stede Bonnet's calves, Intimacy, Sweet/Hot, Humor, Hopeful Ending, Smut

In For A Penny by Petrichorca (OFMD)

1 Bus stop, Bus goes, He stays, Love grows

I had a really happy day, saw the blue super moon rising out my window and started singing… then I decided to record it… it is “once in a blue moon” by Patric Alger.

once in a blue moon

5 Save the Date

podfic of The Safe Space Ship by analineblue

find sd here: https://archiveofourown.org/users/SD_Ryan/works

find the fic here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/51262987

[podfic] The Safe Space Ship

Chapters 8-10 of Going Solo, an Our Flag Means Death AMAU/SMAU.

Stede meets Blackbeard frontman Edward Teach backstage.

Going Solo, Chapter 8 - 10: The Green Room

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(to kneel) grotesque and bare by jasontoddbootysquad (OFMD)

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