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I Can't Go for That, Noooooo

more mercury retrograde drama
cydney setting work boundaries because self-care comes first
new car or new house?
Libra rising signs - serial monogamist, serial daters
talking sag vibes in libra szn
r kelly trying to get released
gabby petito?? where she at??

Is that like.. Co-dependent?

The girls are busy busy busy!! have y'all watched sex,love, and goop?
Twitter is still full of porn. small wedding, big reception- what's your preference?
the Travis Scott concert tragedy <<

It's Feasible to Get Back..

wishing you all happy holidays!! New content OTW!! We have some affirmations to live by.. Tristan Thompson is still an embarrassment. is therapy the new standard for dating in young adulthood? RIP Virgil

we need an intern !!!! any takers???

It's Not Like We Haven't Been Recording..

Black history month is not giving what it's supposed to this year and we're not here for it but comment below and tell us why you love being black! Rihanna and ASAP Rocky?! We love that for hip hop! But what's good with all the sex tape and dick pic leaks? First Nelly, then Lil Fizz, then the paint and sip fiasco- it's too much! lmao

I've Seen That Dick Before

We got into Shanna's fun birthday weekend, then it was straight to the Pisces slander!! lmao Y’all think Rihanna gonna drop an album soon? Have you ever argued with a Pisces?? Best of Luck! Russia is climbing in your windows and snatching your people up.. smh to our international listeners, stay safe! Lastly, if the scammers come for you, we got the tips to make sure they don't get you!! #tinderswindler

The Tinder Swindler

Would you give up your CEO role to your man/partner because he lost his job?
Rid us all of the toxic male podcasts that cover irrational topics, it’s a breeding ground for low fragile masculinity. Women been socialized to be THAT girl since the beginning of time! Cydney and math definitely dont mix but when is the last time yall used your scientific calculator from Texas Instruments?? Lmao

This One’s for the Girls

These Gas prices!!! Putin fuck you girl ! Kentanji really been going thru it smh these whites have no respect. What’s the most embarrassing moment in your life?? Are drakes braids with his real hair?? We will share some Manifestations to live by for Aries..

Ketanji.

We’re in a super positive space this week! 
I stan Shanna’s academic success literally every week !! Lmao what show got cancelled too soon?? We’re into the THICK of Aries szn now, our girl Susan Miller provides some insights. Britney Spears is preggo ! Lmao it’s a new day yall.. I’ll be tuned innn..

It's Hard to Come Back from the D

cydney is a chatty patty this epi, ready to run her fucking mouth lmao! Shoutout to all the amazing doctors in our lives, we love y’all! Tell us the amazing things you’re doing in life.. Listen, reading is fundamental!! Don’t mess around with these edibles and their potency ok?! how has taurus szn been for you so far?

Fuckboys Don't Die

Happy PRIDE to my gworls and Gays! What would you do if your partner spent your entire wedding fund ?? (Break up with em!) The Gemini horoscope this month is literally on the money for our Gemini friend Johnny Depp! Our friend Chantalle joins us to talk about crunching those numbers ! Are you living inside your means? 👀 
*New segment alert!!!* We’re getting into these whorestories.. listen in!

Lord, I’ve Seen What You’ve Done For Others

We love a same-city recording session! Shout out to being happy and singing and colored LOL. Ever thought about having a sex room? Comment below on how you would design yours!  Also apparently WIll from Stranger Things and Doja Cat got beef but its been protect black women. And how do we feel about revenge porn and nude leaks from celebs?

Revenge Porn

Seduce & Schemee!! Shoutout to the Leos, I’m really seeing the importance in Leos lmao, we love that for y’all. Did y’all play in the mega millions? If so, do you live in Illinois ?? 👀 who y’all got in a fight, Beyonce or Kelis? Haha !

Prepare to be Sick of Me

Hello from the year 2002! Lol it’s the Halloweekend! Shanna shares how Seal Paul rocked her world. We played a very toxic game of “reframing our thinking” on Scorpios lmao.. Kanye is making it almost impossibleeeee for us 😭

Very Slithery, No Bones

Hello lovers!! Listen, we’re jumping straight into it today.. what are you doing if your partner’s mom slaps you?? Not us learning the meaning of the Pluto placement today lol wait for the whore story Lmao 

Cast your vote for the new name of our astrology segment! Is it “The Sign Up” or “Star Gaze” ???

Pluto in Scorpio

The Sagittarius’ are coming with that heater this December !! Our friend @Jaylatheselfesteemqueen comes thru dropping gems about reiki, polyamory, and even Kanye! Y’all surviving 24 hours in the open ass ocean ?? 

Updates since recording: Amy & TJ are off the air & Britney Griner is free!
*TRIGGER WARNING* this week’s whore story includes themes of SA and may be sensitive to some audiences.

When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong

Home for the holidays ! No travel this year but equally excited for the break. What does everyone know about us?? The Tory Lanez/ Meg the Stallion case is the wildest ride of 2022. Do Harry & Meghan watch Tyler Perry's shows?? Lmao Happy Holidays y’all !

Pre Christmas

Entering 2023 & Capricorn szn with a guest! Our friend CC joins us and we figure out what’s cap, body journeys & haters, plus literally running from these niggas. Tory Lanez is on the docket and of course, he’s a Leo lol. Happy New Year !

Leos Be Lyin

Beware of New Covid! We’re at the age where talking about the weather is a priority. Lol activate that inner throat baby!! This week we dive into our 7 chakra khans aka our chakras. Veryyyy fascinating lol #shoutout to all the new and newly announced black couples! We love y’all <3

Use Your Words

We found a man Aquarius to come talk shit with us!! Shoutout to our cuse buddy Justin for pulling up. What’s the worst advice you’ve ever gotten? What do the fellas want for Valentine’s Day besides from THE BOX?? Lmao

Pick Up Her Call Or Protect Yourself

We back ! Quick updates from the girls at the top of the show, life has been life-ing! Are the Pisces kids full of surprises and upgrades? Lol is the Mexican cartel writing handwritten notes? Lmao and another special #whorestory this week, Enjoy!

Aunties Need Love Too!

Shout out to our Aries queen and guest, @misskeea!! Cydney and Shanna's knowledge of Aries get tested in a fun game of Taboo...who are you betting on? The sex work industry is ever-evolving and we have questions LOL! Also, fuck all the creeps who hide behind their power and religion and take advantage of others. Listen to the end for a juicy #whorestory from our guest lmao

If He's Not Beautiful, Squint

Prankkk warzzzz ! Shoutout to the incredible Taurus friends we have who are ready to step up and show out in any scenario lmao We returned to the desert and Frank Ocean was there! (Kinda lol)

Remember, I'm Your Friend Who's A Dentist

We wrapped up Taurus season a couple weeks ago.. how was Taurus season for y’all ? Caitlin Jenner being a horrible person and Montana doesn’t want anyone on tiktok. Shoutout to this raccoon fighting for his life.

I'll Never Be A Beta Bitch

Bombbbb guest this week, our Gemini friend Derrick stopped by and he really knows his shit. We talk abt some strange and funny thing that happened to us recently. Funniestttttt whorer story we’ve had in a good min lmao

Her Teeth Were Falling Out

Going down memory lane this Gemini season.. are y’all remembering to affirm yourselves ? Our friends were out in the poor air quality experiencing history Lol be safe out there

Dat Caretaker Love

Astrologically profiling Gemini’s during Cancer szn.. what date is it again ?? Lol what y’all doing down at the bottom of the ocean with the titanic?

It's Actually Cancer Szn

What’s the most adventurous thing you’ve done?? The writers be striking! LFG! The girl rappers are on top ! But what’s the perception and how does it impact culture ?

Mind Your Business

We're back with our Virgo fan fav @instadiallo! Can you believe it's been over a decade since we graduated college? Whew chile LOL! What's the most bizarre thing someone has ever stolen from you? To all our Renaissance friends, comment below on your favorite part of the show. When it comes to relationships, what are you choosing looks or vibes? Listen til the end for an exclusive #whorestory from our guest!

Retoot and Reboot

We back and we up baby !! Can your man have a lot of female friends ?? Pisces/ Aries what’s uppp ?? What about these planes and their missing pieces ??

What If He Did Fuck One of Them?

Chile it’s earthquakes and eclipses and all types of things happening !!

The Aftershock & The In Shock

Happy happy birthday to all yall pisces ! you're SZN is over but newww tings upon us! it's official! Cydney accepted her new job offer and celebrated with her irish brethren for St. Patty's Day! Speaking of irish.. Shanna had the luck of the Irish and won a cool prize.. you ever been reading your horoscope and saw a word you didn't know.. well instead of skipping over that shit now you can understand it! we're breaking down some of the most commonly unknown planetary aspects so you can stay woke! Shanna is a collddddd little bih for laughing about the dog dying on the United flight. :( Soooo.. did yall know guys sexualize the convo so girls will leave them alone?? We've been bamboozled. Can you be born with no walls?? lmao And goodnight forever #Snapchat

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Sign Me Up Podcast was founded in 2015 by college besties Cydney and Shanna. The bi-weekly podcast is set around the duo as they (not always) gracefully navigate their early 30s covering all issues from dating to pop culture to self-care. The show hinges on astrology as an ever-present influence on every aspect of life.

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