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Butt Chugger

TAKE ME SERIOUSLY ON THE INTERNET!!!!!!!

Mixing by Alex Hash

Transcript:
"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little 'clever' comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."

Navy Seal Copypasta

A selection of quotes from the Super Best Friends Wikia, under "Pat." I do not condone anything Patrick said, ever.
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Patrick Boivin, formerly of "Super Best Friends Play," is a video game streamer and online personality. He hosts the popular Twitch.tv program "Pat Stares At," and is one half of the "Castle Super Beast" podcast, co-hosted by Woolie Madden.

Lucas Hakes's Album

Outstandingly Salacious Patrick Boivin Quotations

A reading of the book "Woolie the Liar Stole My Pie." This is just as relevant as it was years ago. Don't believe his lies.

"Woolie the Liar Stole My Pie!"

audio for a quick sloppy animated doodle ... one day. music pulled from Newgrounds.com by hylianensemble -
 http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/443654

voices by me, not great impressions, but i made this in like 40 minutes so ok

Yu-Gi-OH! Holograms are for Nerds

produced by Richie Branson. #OtakuTuesdays is back as Richie Branson gears up for the July 10th release of his summer album The NERD EP (Nothing Ever Requires Discipline). This time Richie gives a nerdcore tribute to the Jackson 5 and the Notorious B.I.G. as he and Random a.k.a. Mega Ran recall moments from the classic SNES and Sega Genesis era! The N.E.R.D. EP and OtakuTuesdays: The NERD EP Edition will both be available July 10th.

Mega Ran and Richie Branson will be on tour together, check those show dates at megaran.com/shows

Richie Branson feat. Random aka Mega Ran - Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis

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Navy Seal Copypasta

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