Slurpy, slurpy Daddy. This meaw is messy. Your dirty pasta whore wants your Ragu, baby. Oh, fuck, Daddy. Give me your Ragu. RAGUUUUUUUUUU

Fuck, you filled my entire vagina with jizzim. Good on ya, mate!

R Kelly's Sniffing Underpants

LIGHTS (Charlotte's Version)

WE ARE NEVER EVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER (Charlotte's Version)

stunna girl / pretty boy

Once upon a time, one Chicago Balls black man used my rock hard penis to make a 90 year old achieve climax. It was nasty good, bro, her cum smelled like the inside of a fish oil bottle and I fucking devoured that shit up bitch. Do you think black old ladies taste musty? Cause this old white bitch did. 

We, the silky chicken strokers formally endorse the elderly. We are staunch advocates of healthcare, and urge you to visit Wwww..Government-a-fisted-healthcare.gov to learn more about how YOU can keep your socially unacceptable pussy clean.

Fuck Chris Hansen and his little baby shrimp cock. He does terrible work and puts innocent people into jail by using old ladies on park benches as bait for honorable young men like us. How were we to know, Chris? How the fuck were we supposed to know? 

Fuck Jaxxon
-Jodran

PisS: My lips be dusty crusty musty bro. Busty on me crusty! <3 So, check it, gumjobs are litty from old bittys. There is white liquid escaping my pee pee whole and it feels soooo goooood.

otits reddong pard 1 (pard 1 of pard)

smelly smelly smelly! Pee-ewe! You know who it is. We back ho, banging the past with out bangers, medieval shit ya know? Feet stank then and there was a lot and I'm scared? Who Gummy Guy? Rest in Piece Betyonce, Queen B. RIP.Buzzbuzz motherfucker. Haha. LMAO. Does it hurt once in a while when you bang your finger in the door of a car? I did that yesterday and it really sucks. Ouchy-wowee!! The only thing this recording session needed was King Labia II to confirm the true stench of his fucking "wife" or whatever. The end, no further questions.

Fuck Jaxxon,
Gooch and Dong

the final stroke

Skip!! No one cares SOUNDCLOUD. FAKE NEWS!!!!

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