art is by @Technicoloriing on twitter
beat is supido by frozy

oatchi baby (That's My Pikmin Dog) Triple Deluxe HD

see it going fast down the river 

Roaring rapids don't make it shiver

Blueberries are good for your liver

Row with me 


I'd like it to slow down and ask it

Where'd you get that blueberry basket

Theres no individual packet

For this tea 


It's been years now

But I'm still thinking of it today

Blueberry bear, Blueberry bear, Blueberry bear, Blueberry bear, 

All my tears now, with a look and sip they wash away 

I just love the charm and the flair of celestial seasonings blueberry bear 


Helmet on and life jacket buckled

This big bear just gives me a chuckle

Hopefully the current with luck'll carry it

No wonder the others are staring

It's pushing the bounds with it's daring berry fit


Illustrations, on the box of tea up on the shelf

of a Blueberry Bear x4

When I see it, it makes me feel like I could love my self

I'm so glad I went and shared my gratitude for blueberry bear 


And the tea is, quite delicious when it's hot and strong

I prefer with honey instead, great for drinking right before bed

But the tea is, this is not promotion all along

It's a fact that any adult

Knows celestial seasoning's run by a cult!

(song: DK Mountain from Mario kart Wii)

Blueberry bear

I'm the man you should pick like a pikmin

Shirts down to my knees, Jesse Pinkman

Before you talk shit to me, you should think, man

I won't run away, I won't even blink, man


I'm making silly money yeah I'm making racks now

Going platnum just bring out the plaques now

If you wonder how I made it you can ask how

You can tell that I'm up to the task now


I used to think that my singing was the worst, I'm

Becoming happy with my singing for the first time 


I'm the man you should pick like a Pikmin

& when I post a new song you should click man...

YOU BETTER CLICK MAN!!

 

song is See You Again by Wiz Khalifa & Charlie Puth
art by @persfoe on twitter!

The Man You Should Pick (Jesse Pikmin)

Stand Back & watch me jingle like a jester
Bells on my cap I jingle like a jester
I'm the only one with royalty to pester
& I'm the silliest I really am the best, yeah!

Stay calm, my liege
I'm telling jokes while they're preparing for the siege
I'll keep, my cool
Cuz no one ever wants to see 
the tears of a fool...

That's my employment
I hurt myself for the nobility's enjoyment
But if they fired me my heart would break in half
Because all I really wanna do is
MAKE YOU LAUGH!

Stand back & watch me jingle like a jester
Bells on my cap I jingle like a jester!
It's my profession & I really don't regret it
I'd tell you all a joke but... YOU WOULDNT GET IT!

Original song is Shimmer by Thoriq
art is by @Deathamaranth on twitter

jingle like a jester (shimmer by thoriq cover)

lyrics:
I'm at the very front at your show

An all-consuming love inside me you'll never know

I learned your lyrics, scream all the words 

With the mic you're speaking to my soul and it hurts 


Look my way

& It'll make my day

I waited out all night

To see your blinding light 


Now I'm all dizzy at the barricade 

You'll never have a clue of the mess you made

You come onstage and can't keep my self in check

Pull the hem of my bralette to my neck 


I'm a wreck when our eyes don't meet 

Take the very last bus home, I'm incomplete


And when the high wears off I'm alone

I'll listen to your songs on my phone

I ignore the people who try to tell me that I'm obsessed

But how could I not be when you're the best? 


I'm at the very end of your show

They won't give me the afters so there's nowhere to go

The venue has my name on a list

I get in fights with every single person you kissed 


I smile wide until my teeth hurt

Take my heart and sign my youth-large T-shirt 

I'm spinning out I'm sweating im stressed

How could I not be when you're the best?

original song: new jazz by follow_nam :-) https://on.soundcloud.com/xp84J



the best (follow_nam cover)

Lyrics:


There's a McDonald's in the Pentagon

I work at the McDonald's in the Pentagon

Yeah there's not a bunch of spots for lunch

but but it's a killer gig, back flipping up the big macs


Serve em in the Pentagon

The other vendors came and went, they're gone 

It did not go well for Taco Bell

And there was all that stress

at the old panda express so


Stick with us and youre set

Our cooking's standard, straight from corporate

It'll be like any other location

'cept no small talk about your occupation


Not allowed at the McDonald's in the Pentagon 

Reheating nuggets, we put plenty on

And our faces flush through every rush

The beeps get so discordant but your work is so important


Working at the Pentagon

Are you happy to be working at the Pentagon?

All the door dash drivers get confused

cuz users blew through the clues, didn't peruse the reviews

cuz like

You just dropped a check on McDonald's not checking which one that you Spent it on? 

Bitch you hit the Pentagon! 


[2 measures]


At the McDonalds in the Pentagon

There's quite lot of rules... cuz it's the Pentagon

They'll often request random drug tests

So all my buddies stick to cigarettes and liquor 


I don't like either, 

they make me wanna throw up

But since I would like a breather 

I buy packs of smokes and show up

I hate asking for spares, 

and otherwise why am I there? For air?

Ripe for firing just for slacking and admiring


humid afternoons

In Arlington, Virgina Junes

Hot pavement's stainless countertops

wiped clean when the orders finally stop


Break's over !

Across the way we face a chocolate shop

The Pentagon has a McDonald's and a chocolate shop

It was an allocation 

from the Bush administration 

I don't care for those jerks, but I sure care for the girl that works there!


She's at the register. 

My heart's mcfluttering...

but it never registers

and all The feds are muttering

But the meat thermometer

I only use it on hers

She's the only soul I would protect here from e. coli! 


Get another serving in! look in my eyes!

I really mean it when I say I hope you supersize

I fantasize fries expire into cyanide

I say they're fresh but I lied, 

convincing them I'm on their side

 

If you've reached the epic peak of every patriot's ambition

Come to my place of employment for the inverse of nutrition 

Only we know our mcflurry tactic's liberational 

With special clearance to know if that machine is operational..


ITS NOT



McDonalds in the Pentagon

(sea life)
(yar)
(sea life)
(yar)
(yo, ho ho ho ho...)

Lyrics: 


Gold in me chest, never in the bank...

I ride or die before I walk the plank... 


I been sailing ships for a long time

Musket on me hip for a long time pm

Cutlass in me grip for a long time

In the brig if I commit the wrong crime, yar

Fending off the scurvy with a strong lime, yarrr

Up the Jacob's ladder it's a long climb, yarrr

Out in the Pacific with those calm tides, yarrr


(Hold on, hold on a mo', I'm trying to find some treasure, just leave me be!

Leave me be, I'm trying to find some treasure! I'll be telling Polly we don't do that)

 

(Yo, ho, ho)


Yarrr, singing sea sirens

Got me mind slipping 

Got these fine mermaids

Tryna lure me and me crewmate

Got these fine mermaids

Tryna lure me and my crewmate 

In the same bunk, he's my roommate 

No, we won't get caught 

pass that wench to me matey

X it marks the spot 

Haul that loot though it's weighty

Yarrr, yarrr, we may loot your navy

We may loot your navy!

Send 'em down to Davey!

Yarr! 


(I'd rather be caught with me Cutlass than without it...)


(yar, yar har har) 


Wake up,

And smell the stolen rum we're hiding...

We sail on,

We're at the mercy of Poseidon...


(Yo ho) 


Jolly Roger flown for a long time

Rep that skull and bones for a long time 

Sent 'em down to Davey Jones for a long time


Floating in the sea for a prolonged time, yarrr

Writing shanty lyrics till the song rhymes, yarrr

batten down the hatches with those strong ties, yarrr

East on the horizon, see the dawn rise, yarrr


(have ye ventured to Isle Tortuga?)

(Have I ventured to Isle Tortuga?)

(ye've definitely ventured to Isle Tortuga...)

(accompanying WHOM?)


Been in the ocean for many moons...

Me and me buccaneers collect doubloons...


(Would you just send me your coordinates, please, just send the coordinates...)


I been sailing ships for a long time

Musket on me hip for a long time

Cutlass in me grip for a long time

In the brig if I commit the wrong crime, yarrr

Fending off the scurvy with a strong lime, yar

Up the Jacob's ladder it's a long climb, yarrr

Out in the Pacific with those calm tides, yarrr


I been on my ship for my long time 

I been sailin' ships for my long time

I been on my ship for my long time

I been sailin' ship for my long time


Writing shanty lyrics till the song rhymes, yarr

East on the horizon, see the dawn rise, yarr






silly Stu

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