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Due to the environmental impact of GOOD Directorate services and functions, it is dangerous to step outside the Habitation Zone without full respiratory protection.

Take A Respirator

Computational Directive

While your tour around the Dead Zone will be fun, educational and full of exciting phenomena, the GOOD Directorate urges all customers to remain inside the Dead Zone ATV at all times, for your own safety.

Remain Inside The Vehicle

The GOOD Directorate recommends that travellers take the recommended GOOD Directorate High Volume Transportation System when navigating the Megacity. Ambulation during cool, refreshing acid-rain storms is attempted at your own risk.

City Rain

We are working to relinearise your existence. Please do not adjust your cranium.

Time Stream Drift

The document you requested contains too many critical errors. Solution: get on down and throw some mad shapes.

Heavy Packet Loss

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Unicorn

The Habitation Dome simulates various skies from history, including "Summer's Day" and "Five Months Of Winter Is Enough Already".

Part of the GOOD Directorate Auditory Assistance Stream: http://zcpt.me/11JfXJs

Skylight Projections

The GOOD Directorate apologises for the inconvenient waiting times and would like you to know that consolatory hugs are available on request.

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Infinite Waiting Times

Feverishly perfecting your next purchase.

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Vast Factory Floor Of Diligent Worker Drones

Attain a tranquil state of being in the GOOD Directorate Database Queuing Chamber (DQC). ANNET will respond to your query [_____] after these multisensory messages.

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Requesting Database Entry

The GOOD Directorate is happy to bring you an exciting new Weekly Content Stream as part of our commitment to Customer Value Enhancement.

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Tune into GDir.tv each Earth Monday for fresh Auditory Assistance.

Dreaming Isn't Cheap

Welcome to the GOOD Directorate Patented Bunny Warren Goods And Personnel Conveyance System Mk 2. Your tourguide will be happy to point out interesting or unique landmarks on your journey through our extensive service network.

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Award-winning Underground Tunnel Network

Don't feel sad, your new life on the GOOD Directorate Lunar Renaissance Initiative Urban Habitation Complex will be filled with joy and high quality GOOD Directorate products.

[This is a collaboration with James Grunwell: http://zcpt.me/10PALxK ]

Docking Vector

Please fasten your seatbelts and reattach your GOOD Directorate Neural Interface for registration with the GOOD Directorate Lunar Renaissance Initiative Continuity and Lunar Adaptation Service as we will shortly be landing. Thank you for participating in this Temporary One-way Deterrestriation Exercise. :TuDuDu:

Entry Algorithm

Our world-class, patented Inhalation system now has an improved Exhalation option, with greater airflow for sustained human life! Try the upgrade today from the GOOD Directorate and breathe easy!

Life Perpetuation System Oxygen Cycling Unit

Pyramid (Atoms For Peace rmx 1)

GOOD Directorate Research And Development Location Scientists spend every day sciencing the wilderness to bring the future forward one product at a time.

Doing Science In The Wasteland Is Dangerous But Worth It

Sleep, while machines don't. That's what they're made for. Building products for you 24/7.

Automated Night Shift

The GOOD Directorate Advanced Neural Network Environment Terminal, otherwise known as ANNET, is a complex machine capable of great artistic and scientific problem-solving. This innovation is possible due to the vast array of Organic User Units connected via the GOOD Directorate Neural Interface.

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