Name: DORK DIARIES 9 Audiobook Excerpt by Simon & Schuster Audio
Duration: 10 min 2 s
Description: DORK DIARIES 9: TALES FROM A NOT-SO-DORKY DRAMA QUEEN audiobook excerpt by Rachel Renee Russell, read by Jenni Barber

this voice is not giving, is this how Nikki sounds

take the road back and don't you come back no more no more no more no more hit the road Jack don't you come back no more

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"They bathed in the black quarry" Creepypasta

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"If you come across unattended body bags on the side of the road, do NOT stop" Creepypasta

Fightmarker as Ticci Toby - https://www.youtube.com/c/FightmarkersRapBattles
Rabi as Sally Face - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCETrcEp4evrBX5v6H5DgDFA


Beat by Trunxks Beats - https://player.beatstars.com/?storeId=90621
Beat rearranged by Cri
Mixed by jort
Written by: Cri and Nooby
Additional Help by: 01Tyler10 and Rabi
Thumbnail by: M!CAH
Art by: Blast03


Battle:

Sally Face: 
Guess I’ll be the one to start this off... since you’re too unstable to 
The Wretched Jeff rip-off... that failed to reel in views
Dreams and memories lost… burned your life down to start anew 
Follow a tall guy in a suit... the only “Creator” to ever want you 
Trial and error just like your creation another warped mind succumbing to temptation
Left with a scattered brain in isolation another Slenderman stabbing within our nation
Your whole life you've faced discrimination, from an abusive home to your education
I’d say give your story more imagination, but you'd crash and burn with your family’s reputation 
More of a pussy than Gizmo is, even he gets more love than this lunatic
And it's humorous, your numerous, ruinous ways had left you a loser kid
There's just too much risk- with all your issues, what makes you think you could spit it sick?
Dude, you're so detached from reality that even your author was losin' it

Ticci Toby: 
I’ve listened to your rambles and I don’t know what this is all about…
Been passing the time to close out everything that came out your mouth
Friends betrayed by this Barbie doll, honestly it’s nothing new
Portrayed like you let your Sanity Fall, but still couldn't manage to make a breakthrough
Let's go back to before they ripped the logic from your story 
Now you're unable save face cause no one wants to see you gory
Right now your starting to bore me just by listening to your allegory
But trust isn't in you inventory cause it seems your word is nugatory
I can tell your mind isn’t quite the clearest so why don’t you tell me what true fear is
You ward off ghosts and evil spirits but couldn’t ward off the D.O.G killing mother dearest
You kept going on full throttle ,switching up styles never thinking to stop 
Treat you like Larry chugging bottles when I make bodies and the beat drop

Sally Face: 
Larry had to do what he thought needed to be done 
To get rid of the darkness before it took over everyone 
You based all of your actions off of your pettiness and sorrow
Darkness within yourself, for you the sun won’t come out tomorrow 
I neutralize all types of evil while you’re put in the same lane as Marble Hornets
Killing cultist atop cathedrals, your an Observer under an entity’s endorsement
So I guess that this is goodbye… there’s no more in this life for you
No matter how hard you tried you couldn't prevent the lighting of your short fuse

Ticci Toby:
Wanna talk about a short fuse! I’ll be the one to leave your whole street up in flames!
But at this point there is no use! You scorched a marriage just by making your game
We were both seen as freaks, barely got a true loving touch 
But the main difference between you and I is that I don’t care that fucking much 
I wouldn’t be one to say you’re alright cause your emotional state is just as fragile as your eye
I may kill people out of spite but when they see my face I don't break down and cry
Your fame was just another trend, 2018 is where you were left to rot
Everything that has a beginning has an end and yours wasn’t much of a shock

Ticci Toby vs Sally Face - Rap Battles by Cri (ft. Rabi and Fightmarker)

This is a 4 movement easy difficulty level competitive marching band show that is themed around a night in a graveyard. 

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-Toccata and Fugue in D Minor by J.S. Bach
-Theme from Halloween by John Carpenter
-Dies Irae (Traditional Chant)
-Thriller by Michael Jackson
(sound design by Taylor Heath)

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Wednesday (Original Series Soundtrack)

Uncle Fester

DORK DIARIES: TALES FROM A NOT-SO-GLAM TV STAR audiobook excerpt by Rachel Renee Russell, read by Jenni Barber

DORK DIARIES 7 Audiobook Excerpt

Announcer:
Rap Battle!
The Mimic
Vs.
The Ink Demon!
Begin!
	 
The Mimic:
So (The Ink Demon!) wants to (Rap Battle!) me?
Stay stuck in your projectors, i’ll see you on the big screen
Straight outta Changed, man you bring me no peril 
If you're the ink demon, then I’M THE DEVIL!

The Mimic (as GlitchTrap):                        
Take my hand, unravel this story 
Bout a man, and his loving family 
Yes I am, but not what you must think 
I’m the missing link, saving this story! 
I tear off limbs, leave workers gory
You faced the same, got ruined by theMeatly 
fans backed off when part 3 released 
You couldn't hack me to mimic that mid, please!
Ugly ass face, learn a thing from jeremy
Take that guillotine, tear your face piece from piece
I’d pull a Vanny, and say follow my lead
But I wouldn't even wanna take your place, bendy.  
Bendy, I envy you, got that ink pouring down your face
Maybe I’d wanna take your place, if it meant not seeing that disgrace of a game

Bendy:
Sometimes I wonder what makes the mimic appealing 
You were made last minute just to make the fans stop whining
I’m the namesake of my game, common fans don’t know your name
I spawned an army, you? A petty stan, you and I are NOT THE SAME!
So drag your hunk of junk ass through these yellow hallways
Your lores more cookie cutter than the cutouts there nowadays  
I despised your creator, man, i'm starting to side with him
Guess this is the second robot Henry built to commit suicide with
I pump out bars like an ink machine
Scott pumps out books that nobody reads 
The creator lied and now there's no hope
But at least I wasn't literally built to cope!
covered in black ooze, and I got the drip
One spray at you, your ass would glitch 
You got new fans thinking that you're all that
But even I see you’re a character AI chat

The Mimic:
Ya don’t got a grasp of the mic with those goofy ass gloves
Stuck in an endless loop of me taking the damn dub
Snap your twig arms your ink ain’t ripped with those exposed ribs 
I’ll take your black and yellow color scheme and put purple on it 

The Mimic (as GlitchTrap):
Got famous, then milked, and then your fans disappeared 
You got ‘em quoting Wally: “I’m outta here!”
May not be springtrap, May not always come back 
But you got no defense when I BURN THE TRACK! 

The Mimic (As Burntrap):
Burntrap, turn you to scrap 
Got the best raps, you can’t clap back 
Your theories were better, your story’s not fun 
Animate by twos, cuz I stay number one 
“who’s laughing now” I did with that ending 
Afton lives on, “The End” kills this demon
AI advances, your style didn’t last 
I’m going strong, stay a relic of the past

Bendy:
How many fires will it take just to get rid of you
You’re raising suspicion more than an Afton interview 
Call that rapping? wannabe Willy won’t shut up 
got more osha violations than Willy wonka 
Your lanky ass is not a threat 
I could just take of my headset
This glitch can’t rap, got that mangled flow 
You’re merely a bug in a tangled code 
Think of yourself so high, but you just ain’t it 
Made of scraps and trash in a guys basement 
Yet your series still going, made you a star 
Really acting like it was all planned from the start 
An actual copy, literally made from parts 
got the mind of a child, you can’t fight smart
I’m ending this endo and “Ed” from Edwin
Carrying this battle like a plush from David 
You didn’t get depth, you were dead set
To leave men dead with a headset
Just to get left dead like edwin did   
And got burnt following the footsteps of William Afton

THE MIMIC vs. BENDY - Five Nights at Grasman’s Rap Battles!

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DORK DIARIES 9: TALES FROM A NOT-SO-DORKY DRAMA QUEEN audiobook excerpt by Rachel Renee Russell, read by Jenni Barber

DORK DIARIES 9 Audiobook Excerpt

I really love this classic and you get bonus points if you get the references~

Video can be found here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIzEtKzPrU4


Enjoy Your Stay

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