I came from your sm64 runs wasnt expecting to get goosebumps off this shit my DICK IS HARD AS FUCK RN

add the Bootycake Bandit on Snap: nigga_cokefield

shoutouts to spaie for making the beat: http://sampulator.com/AlexVanGalperin/balls-in-ranch-40


my most inspired work


balls in ranch
balls in ranch,
all over my pants, pants
then i pulled up to my mans
ranch all on my mans pants
then i did a dirty dance
i might do a handstand
ok we might pull up
pull up to the ram ranch
afterwards i get my bands
then i fly off to the france
they dont got the right ranch, so i brought my own bottle
sitting next to a model
walked into the bathroom, now im going full throttle
i got bofa my
balls in ranch

listen im gon' pull up to my grams
with the benz
everyday we starting trends
on the fans
got some problems, karate stance
i will make it quick unlike these
long spherical champs, yea

back it up quick
no fucking way you just got crazy slick'd
aw shit, just ran out of dip
gotta call my plug mitch
eiffel tower that bitch,
call her chicken sandwich

balls in ranch

Balls In Ranch

MUSIC VID: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfK0-fiAue0

produced by yours truly.

i be live on twitch now, shaking my yams
and the way i do this shit, how i aint banned? fuck it
got my whole life paid for, viewers rain dance
what you think they paying for? its booty cheek man

booty cheek man, booty cheek  man (thats what they call me)
call me booty cheek, booty cheek man
got some big booty bitches in the back of the van
its booty cheek van, booty cheek van

booty cheek van, we aint taking vacations
i got hot tubs around in like every location
i been doing this too long, like way back since playstations
indiefoxx that bitch tryna claim my creation, oh god

booty cheek man, booty cheek  man (thats what they call me)
call me booty cheek, booty cheek man
the way i spread it out, do a big booty dance
its the booty cheek dance, booty cheek dance

hol up, i make that shit clap
i make that shit jiggle and slap
i make that shit jiggle and wiggle, in fact
i should put that shit on a fax
the way that its shaking the earth
its something you cant really grasp
the booty cant fit on the map
the booty cant fit in a lap
i just be going right off
i just be doing a dance
i just be rolling to banks

BOOTY CHEEK MAN

woke up to chompy tryna bite me, ow
oh i think he likes me, ouch
then he bites me
try to grab him nicely, he too feisty
he tries to mess with my sleep, he does it nightly
i heard he did some shit on liveleak
he put a hole inside this dude like hes a hi-c,
we aint fighting, i think he like me, exciting, so exciting
rub him, on the couch i put him my in my arms and cuddle
got too close and he feels alarmed, fuck
now theres blood pouring over my arm, fuck
chompy what is your problem youre such a fuck

wokeupgotbit*

Produced by https://soundcloud.com/c4mb0y/
GASOLIIIIINE
thats what i smoke

thats what i said
thats what i know

bitch 
fuck with me on the lo

pull up and crack da code
keep it cold like huxtable

they wanna talk some mo
i dont wanna talk no mo

keep it cold like frozone,
i sub-zero that ho

scorpion like get over here bitch
i dont really bend over here bitch

i dont really like going here
ima go over here
they keep going here

parasites on me its cloverfield
got me going over here
i ride over fear

got me like

bad bitches bad bi tches bad bitches bad
used to ride around reading cat in the hat
now i ride around with the cats and the gas
thats back to back facts
from the man with the acts

i aint really in it for the money
i aint really in it for stats
i aint really do it for the honey
i just like to do it cuz i can like damn

did not stop, kept it goin pop pop
time running away ticky tick ticky tock tock

sweating jumping round this is hop scotch
gotta move fast i be staring at my stopwatch
super sonic speed chaos emeralds all on my watch
gotta pick it up or get swallowed like a hot pocket
know they takin notes when the boy drop shit
now im all annoyed acting like im hot shit

GASOLINE (prod. camboy)

HMMM
s/o to https://soundcloud.com/jbroadwaymusic for helping bring this track together along with some mixing <3

ok im no kingpin and i dont like to swing and i dont like rings
scoopidi poop i king commentary ting feels like ding ding

bitches wanna talk my shit
they dont wanna talk that shit
only i can talk my shit
you dont wanna talk my shit

i didnt mean to go so hard but i did someone stop me or ill go too far
they must think i am from mars, well i am i just landed from a
shooting star

a shooting star? YEA shooting star! 
time to go do my thing and go be a rock star 
maybe just roll this shit up inside a cigar
get super baked then you can just call me rasta

ok boi, you a lil boi dont play boi
only make moves make plays boi  
with that attitude no pain boi
with that attitude no gain boi, yea
with that attitude no chain boi, yea
everybody be like k boi, yea
playboy, yea
this is not no game boi, yea

NO KINGPIN

prod. https://soundcloud.com/jbroadwaymusic

mybooty!
my booty is bopping
my booty is going off
and my booty aint stopping

mybooty xInfinity

ok, hold up
im up in the club
my booty heart stopping
ok

pick it right up
then get to dropping, then get to, wait

my booty!
my booty is bopping
and my booty is going off,
so my booty aint stopping
booty aint booty
my booty!
my booty is bopping?
and my booty is booty my booty? (booty)
my booty is bopping!

and they ask what im popping!
ok listen up bitch
the only thing im popping is my booty
dont want no girl cuz they all got coodies

my booty!
my booty is bopping,
my boobies are blogging,
my hoopties and hobbling,
....

if you play this shit up in the club,
then they gon lose their shit

i leveled up and now i dont really care about that losing shit
look at the kid moving the hips
i dont really care what i do in that bitch
heard of me now, i been doing the shit
moving the bricks
do it like this

my booty

MY BOOTY (is bopping)

IM A FAT BOY AT HEART

fat boy flex 

i got two phones
one for toppers, and one for dominos


its too good, put it on my mother
i need garlic butter
and make sure its smothered, okAYYYYYYYY

topperstix, chipotle ranch,
nacho cheese dip, then do my dance
after this i wont fit in my pants
heart at risk, the consequence

and after this, weighing heavy on my consciousness
like my body is thats the obvious, and honestly theres no stopping this
and no matter how much fat is stripped
i will always be a fat kid
doing fat shit
i can run fast
and outrun this
you know what it is

FAT BOY FLEX

produced by yours truly, and with some help from https://soundcloud.com/jbroadwaymusic

cover art by https://twitter.com/limbostratus

yeah im like a fucking boss
yeah im, yeah im dripping with the sauce
yeah im, yeah im, yeah im really going off

yeah im, yeah im,
yeah im, yeah im,

hold up, stop
im back
i walk into that room and then i am looking like a whole snack
looking like a meal

im on a roll, just like a wheel
my stick is steel,
my hands are healed,
you do not want it,
is this boy real,
im on bubonic

that means im sick  
everything raw, i know what i saw, and im sick of these shticks
i been going way too hard, get em saying oh lord,
this be the year of the simp
i dont need to be in a clique
everything is gone in a blip

SAUCE BOSS

produced by https://soundcloud.com/andersonelliot

did he just fuck on my sandwich?

produced by yours truly

cover art by https://twitter.com/limbostratus

booty cake bandit
i am the booty cake bandit

i am the booty cake booty cake booty cake booty cake
booty cake bandit walking in,
they talking that shit i cant stand it, damn
done being safe and im ready for action, yeah 
all these scuba divers we goin straight to atlantis, yeAH

hold up, booty cake booty cake booty cake booty cake
booty cake bandit,
ima take the booty and command it
might as well take the fucking planet
ima go and win while im winning
booty- 

booty cake bandit
i cannot tell you what im planning
cuz if i did youd probably panic

hold up, booty cake booty cake booty cake booty cake

booty cake bandit

PRODUCED BY YOURS TRULY
MIXED/MASTERED BY ELLIOT ANDERSON: https://soundcloud.com/andersonelliot

artwork by https://twitter.com/MeerStefanie3D

my booty is large and volumptuous
scrump-dilly-umptuous
it just be gushing with sauce 
when you brush with it
up in the club they be loving it
rubbing it when i be bussin it down
be honest you are in love with it
before the bubblin
had your life crumbling
thoughts that are troubling, rummaging
you just be fumbling
whenever i start to bring it around

wait
i see yo bitch, see the bounce
she need to get, to the pound
i see your bit you are a clown
yeah, yeah
the 808s breaking the ground
the 808s breaking the ground
i think they need a new sound
"my booty is big and its round"
it needs a twitter account
tweet it whenever its out
tweet it if you need some clout
my booty is big and its round
my booty is

VOLUMPTUOUS

email: simplyn64@gmail.com

keep it goin keep it goin

booty cake bandit

Simply

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