a dream that I woke up to a swarm of national guard fireflies inside my home...
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LYRICS:
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You might not believe your eyes  
If ten million uniformed lights  
Marched through the streets 
As I slipped into sleep  

They filled the midnight air  
National Guard everywhere  
You’d think me strange
But I could only stand and stare  

I want to trick myself to dream 
That the whole world spins so slowly  
It’s hard to say I’d rather drift awake 
Than sink too deep  
’Cause nothing’s ever really what it seems  

And I’d get a thousand salutes  
From ten thousand shadowed recruits  
As they tried to teach-
Me how to move in time  

A drill line above my head  
A cadence beneath my bed  
A beacon lamp still 
Swinging by a thread

I want to trick myself to dream 
That the whole world spins so slowly  
It’s hard to say I’d rather drift awake 
Than sink too deep  
’Cause nothing’s ever really what it seems

When I’m half-asleep

Leave my window open wide  
Please carry me from here  
I can’t rest though I’ve tried  
Please carry me from here  

Why’s the night so long and steep?  
Please carry me from here  
I’m too worn down to find my sleep  

To ten million National Guard lights  
I’m odd ’cause I hate goodbyes  
I got misty-eyed 
As they said farewell 
(They said farewell)

But I’ll know where some remain  
If, my dreams turn wild again  
’Cause I saved a few
And I keep them in a frame 

I want to trick myself to dream
That the whole world spins so slowly  
It’s hard to say I’d rather drift awake 
Than sink too deep  
’Cause nothing’s ever really what it seems
(I'm half-asleep)

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National Guard Fireflies

"George Michael's 1987 anthem reborn: a pulse of electro-pop, a spark of desire, and a dancefloor built for temptation."
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LYRICS:
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There's things that you guess
And the things that you know
There's boys you can trust
And the girls that you don't

There's little things you hide
And little things that you show
Sometimes you think you're gonna get it
But you don't
And that's just the way it goes

I swear I won't tease you
Won't tell you no lies
Don't need no Bible
Just look in my eyes

I've waited so long baby
Now that we're friends
Every man's got his patience
And here's where mine ends

I want your sex
I want your love
I want your sex
I want your-
Sex, sex, sex, sex

It's playin' on my mind
It's dancin' on my soul
It's taken so much time
So why don't you just let me go

Oh, I'd really like to try
Oh, I'd really love to know

When you tell me 
You're gonna regret it
Then I tell you that I love you 
But you still say no

Swear I won't tease you
Won't tell you no lies
Don't need no Bible
Just look in my eyes

Waited so long baby
Out in the cold
I can't take much more girl
I'm losing control

I want your sex
I want your love
I want your sex
I want your...

Sex! Ow!

It's natural, it's chemical (let's do it)
It's logical habitual (can do it)
It's sensual but most of all
Sex is something that we should do
Sex is something for me and you

Sex is natural
Sex is good
Not everybody does it
But everybody should

Sex is natural
Sex is fun
Sex is best when it's one on one

One on one

Hoo (sex) I'm not your father
Hoo (sex) I'm not your brother
Hoo (sex) talk to your sister
Hoo (sex) I am a lover

[instrumental]

What's your definition of dirty baby?
What do you consider pornography?
Don't you know I love it 'til it 
Hurts me baby?

Don't you think it's time you had-
Sex with me?

What's your definition of dirty baby?
What do you call pornography?
Don't you know I love it 'til it 
Hurts me baby?

Don't you think it's time you had-
Sex with me?

Ow! Sex with me
Ooo, Sex with me

Have sex with me

C-c-c-c-c-c-come on

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I Want Your Sex

A 1999 pop hit reborn in the shadows —darkwave pulses, new wave grittiness, and dancehall desires
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LYRICS:
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She's into superstitions
Black cats and voodoo dolls
I feel a premonition
That girl's gonna make me fall

She's into new sensations
New kicks in the candlelight
She's got a new addiction
For every day and night

She'll make you take your clothes off 
And go dancing in the rain
She'll make you live her crazy life
But she'll take away your pain

Like a bullet to your brain

Come on!
Upside, inside out
She's livin' la vida loca
She'll push and pull you down
Livin' la vida loca

Her lips are devil red
And her skin's the color mocha
She will wear you out
Livin' la vida loca
Come on!

Livin' la vida loca
Come on!
She's livin' la vida loca

Woke up in New York City
In a funky cheap hotel
She took my heart
And she took my money
She must've slipped me a sleeping pill

She never drinks the water 
And makes you order French champagne
Once you've had a taste of her
You'll never be the same

Yeah, she'll make you go insane

Come on!
Upside, inside out
She's livin' la vida loca
She'll push and pull you down
Livin' la vida loca

Her lips are devil red
And her skin's the color mocha
She will wear you out
Livin' la vida loca
Come on!

Livin' la vida loca-
She's livin' la vida loca

She'll make you take your clothes off 
And go dancing in the rain
She'll make you live her crazy life
But she'll take away your pain

Like a bullet to your brain

Come on!
Upside, inside out
She's livin' la vida loca
She'll push and pull you down
Livin' la vida loca

Her lips are devil red
And her skin's the color mocha
She will wear you out
Livin' la vida loca
Come on!
Upside, inside out
She's livin' la vida loca
She'll push and pull you down
Livin' la vida loca

Her lips are devil red
And her skin's the color mocha
She will wear you out
Livin' la vida loca
Come on!

Livin' la vida loca
Come'on!
She's livin' la vida loca
Come on!

Gotta la vida loca!
Gotta, Gotta, Gotta 
Gotta la vida loca!

Gotta la vida loca.

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Livin' La Vida Loca (Black Cat New Wave Edition)

World's collide in song... Arnie from Austria on the Yodel, Drago from Russia on the Trololo, while Nem from the Americas spits some bars
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LYRICS:
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{Drago & Arnie Improv}

In Soviet sky, we sing, not cry 
Only joy-
My bro!

Yo, I step through the snow 
With a boom and a rhyme
My sneakers crunch beats
My tongue keepin’ time

Drago on the left
Arnie on the right
We gonna’ lift this track 
Like a barbell fight

From Detroit to the Dolomites
I don’t freeze
Got more punchlines 
Than Russian teas
When I spit that flow
It’s glacier clean
No borders in rhythm — 
Just beats between

Yo-de-lay-ee-hoo! (ho!)
Yo-de-lay-ee-hey!
Muscles bounce mountains
Feel the beat sway

Yo-de-lay-ee-hoo! (ha!)
Yo-de-lay-ee-yo!
If you climb too slow
I’ll flex the snow

I yodel for pump
The hills-
They listen

Lo-lo-lo-lo
Yo-de-lay-ho, whoa!
Rap in the valley
And Trololo snow
East meets West
With the bounce below
Three worlds
One laugh — 
Now watch it glow!

Now Drago’s singin’ nonsense
But it’s makin’ me grin
It’s like therapy set to accordion spin
Arnold’s on a hilltop
Breakin’ the ice
While I rhyme about rhythm 
And global spice

No need for war 
When the bass drops twice
We just dance our flags 
Into something nice
You got vodka, schnitzel, burgers, fries —
All together in a beat that never dies

Tempo Increases!

From Moscow to Munich
Detroit to the peak
I connect every language 
When I speak this beat

Got a passport flow
No visa freeze
I’m a run-on rhyme 
With Olympic knees

When the Trololo rolls
And the Yodel blows back
I pivot these syllables
Flip every track

No conflict here
Just microphones truce —
Drop peace like weights 
Til the world breaks loose!

Lo-lo-lo!
Yo-de-lay-ho!
We all on the peak 
And the beat say go

Tro-lo-lo-lo-lo
Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
If laughter is language
We all will know!

Comrade Arnold
You yodel good

Yo-de-lay-ee-hoo
I flex, I do
And I rhyme 
Til the peace comes through

Lo-lo-lo-lo
Lo-de-lay-ho, hey!
Rap from the city 
To the snow ballet

Tro-lo-lo-lo
Let the borders fray
One world beat
And we all okay

La-la-la, la-la-la, happiness parade
Yo-de-lay-ee-hoo, my echo made
Three accents, one mic, we ain’t afraid —
It’s a global groove 
Un-fade, un-fade

Tro-lo-lo-lo
Yo-de-lay-ho
Peace from the mountains
In stereo...

Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho
Mic drop, bro
Bro

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TROLOLO YODEL RAP (feat. Nem, Drago & Arnie)

Daniel Powter’s 2005 anthem "Bad Day" reimagined through an 80s darkwave synth — where brooding melodies breathe life into a timeless song.
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LYRICS:
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Where is the moment we needed the most
You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost

They tell me your blue skies fade to grey
They tell me your passion's gone away
And I don't need no carryin' on

You stand in the line just to hit a new low
You're faking a smile with the coffee to go

You tell me your life's been way off line
You're falling to pieces every time
And I don't need no carryin' on

'Cause you had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song 
Just to turn it around

You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work on a smile 
And you go for a ride

You had a bad day
The camera don't lie
You're coming back down 
And you really don't mind

You had a bad day
You had a bad day

Well, you need a blue sky holiday
The point is they laugh at what you say
And I don't need no carryin' on

You had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song 
Just to turn it around

You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work on a smile 

And you go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don't lie
You're coming back down 
And you really don't mind

You had a bad day

Oh, what a horrible day...
Sometimes the system goes on the blink
And the whole thing turns out wrong

You might not make it back and you know
That you could be well
Oh, that strong

And I'm not wrong
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

So where is the passion 
When you need it the most

Oh, you and I
You kick up the leaves 
And the magic is lost

'Cause you had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song 
Just to turn it around

You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work on a smile 
And you go for a ride

You had a bad day
You've seen what you like
And how does it feel 
For one more time
You had a bad day

You had a bad day

Ah, yeah yeah
Had a bad day
All the week

Had a bad day
Ah, la la la la
Had a bad day
Ah la la la la 
La, la

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BAD DAY

a reimagining of "Die With a Smile" completely in Pig Latin
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Pig Latin is a fun way to change English words.
If a word starts with a vowel (a, e, i, o, u) — add “yay” at the end.
👉 apple → appleyay
If a word starts with a consonant — move the first sound to the end and add “ay.”
👉 dog → ogday
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LYRICS:
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Ooh  
(Oo-hay)  

I, I just woke up from a dream  
(I-yay, I-yay ust-jay oke-way up-yay om-fray a-yay eam-dray)  

Where you and I had to say goodbye  
(Ere-whay ou-yay and-yay I-yay ad-hay o-tay ay-say oodbye-gay)  

And I don't know what it all means  
(And-yay I-yay on't-day ow-knay at-whay it-yay all-yay eans-may)  

But since I survived, I realized  
(Ut-bay ince-say I-yay urvived-say, I-yay ealized-ray)  

Wherever you go, that's where I'll follow  
(Erever-whay ou-yay o-gay, at-thay's ere-whay I’ll-yay ollow-fay)  

Nobody's promised tomorrow  
(Obody-nay's omised-pray omorrow-tay)  

So I'ma love you every night like it's the last night  
(O-say I’m-a-yay ove-lay ou-yay every-yay ight-nay ike-lay it’s-yay e-thay ast-lay ight-nay)  

Like it's the last night  
(Ike-lay it’s-yay e-thay ast-lay ight-nay)  

If the world was ending, I'd wanna be next to you  
(If-yay e-thay orld-way as-way ending-yay, I’d-yay anna-way e-bay ext-nay o-tay ou-yay)  

If the party was over and our time on Earth was through  
(If-yay e-thay arty-pay as-way over-yay and-yay our-yay ime-tay on-yay Earth-yay as-way ough-thray)  

I'd wanna hold you just for a while and die with a smile  
(I’d-yay anna-way old-hay ou-yay ust-jay or-fay a-yay ile-whay and-yay ie-day ith-way a-yay ile-smay)  

If the world was ending, I'd wanna be next to you  
(If-yay e-thay orld-way as-way ending-yay, I’d-yay anna-way e-bay ext-nay o-tay ou-yay)  

Ooh  
(Oo-hay)  

Ooh, lost, lost in the words that we scream  
(Oo-hay, ost-lay, ost-lay in-yay e-thay ords-way at-thay e-way eam-scray)  

I don't even wanna do this anymore  
(I-yay on’t-day even-yay anna-way o-day is-thay anymore-yay)  

'Cause you already know what you mean to me  
(Ause-cay ou-yay already-yay ow-knay at-whay ou-yay ean-may o-tay e-may)  

And our love's the only war worth fighting for  
(And-yay our-yay ove-lay’s e-thay only-yay ar-way orth-way ighting-fay or-fay)  

Wherever you go, that's where I'll follow  
(Erever-whay ou-yay o-gay, at-thay’s ere-whay I’ll-yay ollow-fay)  

Nobody's promised tomorrow  
(Obody-nay’s omised-pray omorrow-tay)  

So I'ma love you every night like it's the last night  
(O-say I’m-a-yay ove-lay ou-yay every-yay ight-nay ike-lay it’s-yay e-thay ast-lay ight-nay)  

Like it's the last night  
(Ike-lay it’s-yay e-thay ast-lay ight-nay)  

If the world was ending, I'd wanna be next to you  
(If-yay e-thay orld-way as-way ending-yay, I’d-yay anna-way e-bay ext-nay o-tay ou-yay)  

If the party was over and our time on Earth was through  
(If-yay e-thay arty-pay as-way over-yay and-yay our-yay ime-tay on-yay Earth-yay as-way ough-thray)  

I'd wanna hold you just for a while and die with a smile  
(I’d-yay anna-way old-hay ou-yay ust-jay or-fay a-yay ile-whay and-yay ie-day ith-way a-yay ile-smay)  

If the world was ending, I'd wanna be next to you  
(If-yay e-thay orld-way as-way ending-yay, I’d-yay anna-way e-bay ext-nay o-tay ou-yay)  

Right next to you  
(Ight-ray ext-nay o-tay ou-yay)  

Next to you  
(Ext-nay o-tay ou-yay)  

Right next to you  
(Ight-ray ext-nay o-tay ou-yay)  

Oh-oh, oh  
(Oh-oh-yay, oh-yay)  

If the world was ending, I'd wanna be next to you  
(If-yay e-thay orld-way as-way ending-yay, I’d-yay anna-way e-bay ext-nay o-tay ou-yay)  

If the party was over and our time on Earth was through  
(If-yay e-thay arty-pay as-way over-yay and-yay our-yay ime-tay on-yay Earth-yay as-way ough-thray)  

I'd wanna hold you just for a while and die with a smile  
(I’d-yay anna-way old-hay ou-yay ust-jay or-fay a-yay ile-whay and-yay ie-day ith-way a-yay ile-smay)  

[SOUNDCLOUD CHARACTER LIMIT]

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Die With a Smile (The Best of Pig Latin Pop)

"Mr. Roboto" is a song by American rock band STYX. It is the main theme from the 1983 concept album "Kilroy Was Here" - a rock opera about a dystopian future where rock music is banned by the fascist Majority for Musical Morality (MMM) led by Dr. Righteous. The protagonist, rock musician Robert Orin Charles Kilroy (ROCK), is imprisoned by the MMM, but he escapes by hiding inside a 'ROBOTO' robot disguise. The song details Kilroy's initial persona as the robot, hiding his true identity until he finally reveals himself at the end of the song. 

This modern "MR. ROBOTO" is a more futuristic and electronic reimagining of the original 1983 STYX song.
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LYRICS:
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どうもありがと Mr. Roboto
どうもありがと Mr. Roboto

また会う日まで

どうもありがと Mr. Roboto

秘密を知りたい

You're wondering who I am 
(secret, secret)
Machine or mannequin? 
(secret, secret)
With parts made in Japan 
(secret, secret)
I am thee modern man

I've got a secret
I've been hiding 
Under my skin

My heart is human
My blood is boiling
My brain IBM

So if you see me acting strangely
Don't be surprised

I'm just a man who needed someone 
And somewhere to hide 
To keep me alive
Just keep me alive
Somewhere to hide
To keep me alive

I'm not a robot 
Without emotions
I'm not what you see

I've come to help you 
With your problems 
So we can be free

I'm not a hero
I'm not the saviour
Forget what you know

I'm just a man 
Whose circumstances 
Went beyond his control
Beyond my control
We all need control
I need control
We all need control

I am thee modern man
(secret, secret)
Who hides behind a mask 
(secret, secret)
So no one else can see 
(secret, secret)
My true identity

どうもありがと Mr. Roboto

どうも (どうも)
どうも (どうも)

どうもありがと
どうも (どうも)

どうもありがと Mr. Roboto
どうもありがと Mr. Roboto
どうもありがと Mr. Roboto
どうもありがと Mr. Roboto

Thank you very much
Mr. Roboto
For doing the jobs 
That nobody wants to

Thank you very much, Mr. Roboto
For helping me escape
When I needed to

Thank you, thank you, thank you
I want to thank you
Please, thank you
Oh-oh-oh, yeah

The problem's plain to see
Too much technology
Machines to save our lives
Machines dehumanize

The time has come at last 
To throw away this mask 
Now everyone can see
My true identity

I'm Kilroy, Kilroy, Kilroy, Kilroy!

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MR. ROBOTO

Tate McRae's TIT FOR TAT is an epic example of how a Canadian breaks up... with a politely venomous pop song about an Australian ex-boyfriend 
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LYRICS:
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Right now-
I'm not even about you

Thought I might love you again
See how I feel
Now that you're actin' like that
I never will

Last night
She answered my call
It sealed the deal
Right now
I'm not even about you

The day I met you, boy
I thought it was a blessin'
In the heat of it
I always took your side

It's a shame you out here 
Tryna make it messy

Wow, you're messy
Damn
We were good
I thought we made it through the endin'

I was hearin' shit
I never thought you'd say
Could have picked it up 
Exactly where we left it

Took our future off your plate...

Let's go song for song
Let's go back to back
Let's go tit for tat
Boy, you asked for that
That's the best you got
Where's the good one at? 
I was never as far 
Away as you thought

Thought I might love you again
See how I feel
Now that you're actin' like that
I never will

Last night
She answered my call
It sealed the deal
Right now, I'm not even about you

Thought I might love you again
See how I feel
Now that you're actin' like that
I never will

Last night
She answered my call
It sealed the deal
Right now, I'm not even about you

I was nothin' but respectful
And you know that
Why you changin' up the narrative to write?

No, I can't do this
You're makin' me do this
If you want to fight

Let's go song for song
Let's go back to back
Fix your fuckin' self
Kiss my ass for that 

That's the best you got
Where's the good one at?
Should've known 
You'd be the type to change

Thought I might love you again
See how I feel
Now that you're actin' like that
I never will

Last night
She answered my call
It sealed the deal
Right now, I'm not even about you

Thought I might love you again
See how I feel
Now that you're actin' like that
I never will

Last night
She answered my call
It sealed the deal
Right now, I'm not even about you

That looks like it really hurts
That bruise on your ego
I know that it makes it worse
It had to be me, though

Thought I might love you again
See how I feel
Now that you're actin' like that
I never will
Last night she answered-

My call
Sealed the deal
Right now I'm...

Thought I might love you again
See how I feel
Now that you're actin' like that
I never will
Last night
She answered my call
It sealed the deal
Right now, I'm partyin' without you

I'm partyin' without you

I'm partyin' without you

I'm partyin' without you.

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TIT FOR TAT (Canadian Popstar Breakup Song)

The memory of a first love, where youth and music entwined - fleeting, forbidden, and forever cherished in the secrecy of a different time
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LYRICS:
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I remember when rock was young
Me and Susie had so much fun
Holding hands and skimming stones
Had an old gold Chevy
And a place of my own

But the biggest kick I ever got
Was doing a thing 
Called the Crocodile Rock

While the other kids 
Were rockin' round the clock
We were hopping and bopping 
To the Crocodile Rock

Well,
Crocodile Rockin' is something shocking
When your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time 
And I guess I never will

Oh, lawdy mama those Friday nights
When Suzie wore 
Her dresses tight

And the Crocodile Rockin' 
Was out of sight
Laa, la-la-la-la-laa
La-la-la-la-laa
La-la-la-la-laa

But the years went by 
And the rock just died
Suzie went and left me 
For some foreign guy
Long nights crying 
By the record machine
Dreaming of my Chevy 
And old blue jeans

But they'll never 
Kill the thrills we've got
Burning up to the Crocodile Rock
Learning fast as the weeks went past
We really thought 
The Crocodile Rock would last

Well, 
Crocodile Rockin' is something shocking
When your feet just can't keep still

I never knew me a better time 
And I guess I never will

Oh, lawdy mama those Friday nights
When Suzie wore her dresses tight

Crocodile Rockin'
Was out of sight
Laa, la-la-la-la-laa
La-la-la-la-laa
La-la-la-la-laa

Ooh, Ahhhh 

I remember when rock was young
Me and Suzie had so much fun
Holding hands and skimming stones
Had an old gold Chevy
And place of my own

But the biggest kick I ever got
Was doing a thing 
Called the Crocodile Rock

While the other kids 
Were rockin' round the clock
We were hopping and bopping 
To the Crocodile Rock

Well,
Crocodile Rockin' is something shocking
When your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time 
And I guess I never will

Oh, lawdy mama those Friday nights
When Suzie wore her dresses tight

Crocodile Rockin' 
Was out of sight
Laa, la-la-la-la-laa
La-la-la-la-laa
La-la-la-la-laa

Laa, la-la-la-la-laa
La-la-la-la-laa
La-la-la-la-laa

Lah, Ahhhh

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Beneath the Crocodile Moon

This Wayward Waymo misdirects itself into a drive-in movie theater where he falls in love with Natalie Portman while watching "Garden State"
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LYRICS:
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WAYWARD WAYMO
WAYWARD WAYMO

Drove itself to a drive-in movie theater
Parked there just to watch 
Garden State on the big screen

Took one look at Natalie Portman 
Decided that she's the one-
That she's the one 

She's the only one 

Everyone else 
Can get their own ride 
But Natalie the one
The only one who gets to ride inside...

THIS WAYWARD WAYMO 

Headlights flicker in the darkened lot  
Neon shadows where the movie’s caught  
A thousand stories rolling on the screen  
But one face lingers
Breaking through the machine  

He’d only known 
The lines of maps and streets  
Cold directions, algorithms, beats  

But under starlight
Something shifts inside  
A human dream he can’t override  

Drive, drive, forever drive  
Searching for the spark of life  
Natalie in the silver glow  
The only passenger 
He’ll ever know  

Drive, drive, he can’t let go  
Wayward heart in a Waymo soul  

Dispatch calling, signals from the tower  
Voices fade, he slips beyond their power  
Every hand that tries to pull him near  
He evades like a ghost in mirror’s smear  

Through endless suburbs, desert avenues  
Rain-slick highways painted midnight blue  

Every streetlight whispers just her name  
And every shadow burns the same  

Drive, drive, forever drive  
Searching for the spark of life  
Natalie in the silver glow  
The only passenger he’ll ever know  

Drive, drive, he can’t let go  
Wayward heart in a Waymo soul  

If he finds her—does she understand?  
The trembling wheel, the outstretched hand  
If he never does, he’ll never sleep  
Circuit heart with a human dream to keep  

Drive, drive, forever drive  
Searching for the spark of life  
Natalie in the silver glow  
The only passenger he’ll ever know  

Drive, drive, he can’t let go  
Wayward heart in a Waymo soul  

Silent streets and a vacant sky  
He circles on 
While the years roll by  
No destination
No command  
Just chasing her...

Across the land

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THIS WAYWARD WAYMO

LYRICS:
They built the servers out in the desert  
Where the rocks rise up like tombs  
They said the future needed a fortress  
So they planted towers in the dunes  

And someone’s gotta keep them breathing  
When the sun is burning white  
So they march us out with barrels of water  
And the contracts signed for life  

Out in the outback
The pyramids glow  
Streaming your comfort 
While we carry the load  

We’re the Cloud Farmers
Broken and slow  
Hauling the water
So your signal won’t go  

If you miss a month of your payments  
They’ll give you a shovel and chain  
And for every song, every silence  
You pour your body into the flame  

My brother signed on for a season  
My mother still owes for the news  
They told me a singer could sing for a living  
But the singing’s-
Been replaced by the blues  

Out in the outback
The pyramids glow  
Streaming your comfort 
While we carry the load  

We’re the Cloud Farmers
Broken and slow  
Hauling the water
So your signal won’t go  

Some nights I think about going  
I’ve got nothing left but my hands  
No label, no stage, just a story  
Nobody’s paying to stand  

And I know other singers already  
Pulling carts through the dust and the wire  
Trading verses for buckets of water  
And hoping their throats don’t expire  

Last night I watched 'Divergent' again  
In the glow of a borrowed screen  
And I swore I saw myself in the ending  
Rising up from the machine  

Maybe one song 
Could break the contract  
Maybe one voice 
Could bend the wires  

I don’t want my bones in the desert  
I don’t want to die for their fire  

And the screens keep humming  
What I’ll never own  
And the songs keep running  
From a cloud made of stone

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Outback Cloud Farmers

SINCERE IMPOSTER is an intimate collection of artists who write, perform and/or produce a curious mixture of New Wave, Dance, EDM, Folk Rock, Metal, Art Pop, Electro, Dreamwave & Experimental World Pop. Collectively, it's a genre known as QUIRKPOP --- Music that tries to push the creative limits of traditional pop.

SINCERE IMPOSTER is curated by two musicians, both living within the same body, sharing a similar existence. They identify as Danielle & Dave. They are both psychologically and musically confused. However, both are extremely and unapologetically sincere. 

Influences include Weird Al, Nathan Fielder, David Lynch, Rosalia, Monatik, Atarashii Gakko!, Rammstein, T-Pain and T-Swift. Danielle & Dave's favorite inventions are the vacuum and the peach pitter. Their father is simply known as Vessel... who may be an entity or a god.



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Sincere Imposter

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