did your penis get stuck in the wood chipper?

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1jfz0u/what_is_one_question_you_hope_to_never_be_asked/cbeanku

At What Time

and just spare us your slow children.

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1jfu0b/please_dont_do_this/cbe9wpw

Do The World A Favor

about the kid with his shirt tucked in
I mean
His pants are so high

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1jibia/they_called_me_white_lightning/cbf2obd

Are We Not Going To Talk

let it be dinosaurs

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1jhiva/reddit_what_do_you_think_will_be_the_next_big/cbeqb46

For The Love Of God

I used to do coke with a guy looked just like that

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1jl7u6/my_uncle_in_his_cooler_days/cbfrp8t

in the 80's

in its natural habitat.

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1jllgq/majestic_as_fuck/cbfxe5s

The Majestic Sea Pancake

was once caught having a wank at a bus stop.

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1jn2ic/what_is_the_best_drunkstory_you_have_about_a/cbgcm3y

A Friend Of Mine

something's going to break.

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1jn6uk/this_is_the_look_of_defeat/cbgewp8

When Guys Take Their Shirt Off Inside,

that your dad is so small.

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1jn7rp/so_my_dad_got_a_new_spatula/cbgcuz7

Im So Sorry

female masturbation existed was pretty rad.

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1lpjgh/what_was_your_favorite_first_time/cc1ipg6

The first time I discovered that

And a masturbator.

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/jheoy/louis_ck_on_gay_marriage/c2c5afh

Louis C. K. is a badass.

It's blatant.

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/jhp28/thats_kind_of_blunt/c2c7aoi

Blatant.

or scared now.

http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/jhprh/someday/c2c742g

I don't know if I should be happy

while an old man awkwardly peers on.

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/jht1w/may_i_sketch_your_words_again/c2c813l

A sexy vampire lady is in line at the bank

this is it

http://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/jhlfx/i_cant_wait_until_i_retire_now/c2c6uob

if there is a reason to continue living and get old

son.

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/jhqn8/my_nephew_made_this_on_my_computer_he_is_so_right/c2c7p6n

That is some deep shit

your wife.

http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/jhs3m/friend_pretty_much_nailed_my_married_existence/c2c89ra

At least he didn't nail

Good, fuck 'em.

http://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/jhni1/david_cameron_wants_to_evict_rioters_from_their/c2c71b9

They'd get a fair warning.

into the ocean.

http://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/jhr62/til_glass_beach_is_a_beach_in_california_that_is/c2c7wyu

Clearly we need to dump more garbage

jazzy phone.

http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/jhd05/just_dont_smile_when_they_say_youre_grounded/c2c6mwu

That is a pretty

I do this shit all the time at the Mongolian Noodle place

http://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/jhyyc/til_chinese_pizza_huts_removed_all_salad_bars_as/c2c9xc4

take a fucking shower

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/jinex/shower_to_go/c2cfv1t

Or you know you could just

giggling like a schoolgirl.

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/jis4d/what_is_your_first_kiss_story/c2cgnoc


Our teeth hit and I ran away

if the spider was grounded.

http://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/jjr6r/garden_spider_vs_huge_wasp_holy_shit/c2cp99g

Pretty sure that wasp would fuck shit up

that kids been sleeping with my mom.

http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/jsx5b/xbox_live_is_about_to_become_a_better_place/c2evclc

If I'm not mistaken,

concentrated badass.

http://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/jt3yr/til_that_poon_lim_survived_133_days_alone_on_raft/c2ewzlp

Pure,

on that island

http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/k6cu8/dead_islands_amazing_third_person_animations/c2hugic

Who's the real monster

all over the walls.

http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/k7y1j/ricky_gervais_has_an_idea_that_would_not_only/c2i66pd

My brain just jizzed

to put a condom on himself?

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/kedvu/unisex_bathroom/c2jnlv6

How exactly would you expect the unicorn

on the toilet seat, a condom in my hair, and washing up liquid squirted down my ass crack. No recollection of the night whatsoever.

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ld6qc/what_is_your_craziest_next_morning_story/c2rpl2a

I once woke up with my face

I'm okay with queers and I don't own steers.

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/nt1e7/what_are_some_stereotypes_you_dont_live_up_to/c3bpdm5

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