Burritobomination ('Dear guy who just made my burrito' reading.)

Sonnet 155 or If Shakespeare had written a porn (Bo Burnham)

Okay one more copypasta for tonight. That's it.

The song that ends the earth

My advice

I can feel myself being hardcore judged for this
But I don't care
because Richard Cheese is my idol

Like a freaking Swing G6

What's my age again (Freaking Richard Cheese swing style mofo's)

Drm wft thsickned

I don't know if I'm done yet tonight but here

Toxic (With extra addded Cheese)

You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed , drooling meatslapper. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

Reading from the insult megapost - 1

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It's just common sense

Lol wut the heck is a purple fridge anyway

MrJackJackington

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