Yoga Flex These Hands

It Wasnt Me(playing Vidya)

Whack & Old Adjusted For SC

Steve Jobs

I found some stuff on an old hard drive and am genuinely impressed.  Even if this was some paint by numbers verse for verse copy with different punchlines and bars this is mad decent.  The references are so 2010 this should be called nostalgia core.

Sexy Loser

this kind of go hard though fr fr no cap.  I forgot I actually used to perform stuff on stages around the country.  I feel like I tried to put the word filet mignon in every song because "HAM" hard as a motherfucker was so in vogue at the time.

PROM NIGHT DUB

Project Proposal

This was recorded live.  The guy even had backup singers!

Anon Could You Love Me Less

ROLLING BLUNDER

I need to record more often.  This was done impromptu after a long week of missing sleep because of a meme in a chat.  I don't own any of the rights.

Bloody Squirm

crank lucas crank lucas crank lucas crank lucas crank lucas crank lucas crank lucas crank lucas crank lucas crank lucas crank lucas crank lucas crank lucas crank lucas crank lucas crank lucas crank lucas crank lucas 

Bustin Makes Me Feel Good

lyrics in case you were wondering

Stop stalling man/Shut up dude



Joshua Jostar I thought you knew this
 
so jsut stand the back and watch ya boy do this

I be in the booth you know I be scootin 

Sayin scootaloo long as I aint shootin

Blanks thanks for all the the other listens

Imma bout to kill this beat n I aint missin

I don't trip balls but people think I'm rollin

spit a rap out watch it hit like josh grobin

whenever I be working you know I make dinero

I quit my jobs to spit fire like I ate a habanero

You know I get retarded on the tracks straight autistic

Poppin off these lyrics like I'm playin with ballistics

still goin to school tryna master math statistics

and messin with some bad chicks all of them artistic

My shows go real hard harder still to follow into

Then I grab a groupie treat her to the dollar menu



Schizophrenic yeah ya boy so sick

dirty deeds done dirt cheap call it cheap trick

Wait that was ac/dc I dont know no rock n roll

runnin tracks like im gonna win the super bowl

The way I run it you think im on the track team

dumber listeners gonna ask what that means

I'm a writer so got inflated self esteem

sittin in a steam room savin up a stack a green

they aint publish the book it's on the nook though

I doubt these listeners readers they so shook yo

cant afford printing so I blame the economy 

not racking no debt up moved back in with my mommy see

Wanted to put the whole thing into a hardback

editor said no one would buy it so I wrote a hard track

It aint on the kindle though I intend to get it there

Economists don't like the look of this but I just really 

care




eheeheheehe

shut up man cmon seriously

that was that was dumb dude I don't I don't know what 

you were thinking

whatever, I dare you to do something

really you dare me what is this 3rd grade

yeah try it come on

pfffffffft hahah you foolish ok whatever is the thing on 

turn the thing on






Killin this man ya'll dont even know

It's ludacris the way that I drop a flow

Like I'm poppa smurf red hat ah you ready t go

I got mad gimmck man you should see the show

Little red rhyming hood gonna freestyle

gonna hit it every time that its free while

Watching youtube tracks remixed the theme guile

Flash kick amurrica got best epic meals child

when people see me they don't even know how to act

talking bout naw I coulda swore that the kid was black

but I got good credit sike I got none see

spend some time at the bank just for fun B

listen to hood internet Featuring Bun B

Then try to get a grant for instrumental funding

Tell me I'm blundering on the track please son

Tell me about your money your cheese none

I got so much dough it's overflowing

I'm like panera bread places its going

I dont like to shine so I stay glowing

Call me mr. saturn Cuz I say Boing 




oh jeez really mr. saturn?

You're going to reference earthbound

who even remembers mr. saturn

you really think this is a good idea

YEAH WHATEVER DUDE JUST LISTEN




Allusions to earthbound but you dont know this

I got the snes and yes I flow kid

I got chiptune pitch thrown so fresh

but that track is lacking so imma hold onto this

I am naked snake until they call me big boss

or maybe master shake until I work with rick ross

Goin to crisp and juicy I ordered the big sauce

to eat with my bird and biscuit playing honda mike ross

Now I don't often lose but am known to get salty

my vocal patterns often contain much ribaldy

bawdiness imdabess internet like dial up

rappin here as drewbug so I do not give a fuuuuuu

UHHH UHHU HHUHUHUHU 

HHUHUHHUHUHHHHHHHHHHHHHUHHHHHHHHUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HHHHHHHHHHH UNG! 


Dont leave the light on you know I'm gonna beat the beat 

up you know how I do

can you just get out of here like I don~ you ruined my 

whole weekend with this bullshit

Whatever dude thank me later cya




This guy

lyrics
666 kill chop deluxe

hary hary may 

ara ara owaaaay

they really aint ready for it 

its time to make a rap

like rumba rumba


bmore at the hun fest its fun so

They gettin mad when i write another rondo

atilla huns when i kublai in the condo

dope apartment she wan me in her bumhole



workin hard tryna bring back the grape shirt

pink polo record sayin that it may hurt

everytime that i spit yo its paydirt

even stolen beats soundin kinda like jay yerp



Hold the mic like a karaoke OG

my girl ask when we gettin married oh please

a pot of coffee french press they told me

dumb rhymes cheesier than raviolli


sauce bossin never catch me flossin

at the restaurant they payin for my shots then

chat em up make em laugh till they coughin

they tryna kill a vampire im sleepin in a coffin


check the stats we at the top where we stay

team effort why we stack so many digits AY~

company cant deny the fact we get paid

trickle down no thanks, blow it update

an they loving it even haters fans say

i swear i know you seen you the other day

no hype man for me I keep a hype GAME

oxymoron with my style cuz im a tight lame




sick stylish living like im wild rich

lookin like a hobo on a budget while im wylin

goodness gracious goofin onna good beat

feelin fine finna rhyme then its time for food eat

son seriously they shut down too early 

my girls eatin semen like they gon hurt me

chicken sammich with wasabi like oooohweee

reopen the kitchen for a minute said dude please

two shots and beer then buckshot

blood spillin onna corner skreets too hot

AC where i play like oooooooooh what

whatcha really gonna do its coo brah

cop a hot shit no constipation

deal with it eatin curry too hot for a haitian

lite skint girl in da crib master baitin

im fuckin with the beat shes out tired of waitin



AIRHORN AIRHORN AIRHORN

AIRHOR AIRHORNAIRHORN



back in class again howd this fuckin happen dude

getting paid both ways, rappin still cool

lookin to the future like im finna map it too

aint chillin no chill cuz im too rude

dummy ill still need take a chill pill

if you ride the wave then ya knowin how i feel

sights is on myself tryna overcome my own skill

tiger mask the beat cuz myself is who im gon kill



Circular breathing 

stretch your legs

dont forget to bring a towel

thats one rep



666 Kill Chop Deluxe

ahhahmmm you aeddy know
haha
im sorry i gotta apologize to 

anybody anyone and anything who heard this

its time to make a rap the type that make you nervous


start at the 10:
innocuous preposterous asshole at it again

rapping on a track mix maxxed by capital ben

back inna booth dial turned way pasted of the tens

an aint nobody mad in fact im makin em friends

20:~
money stackin up hipaa agreed im hip then

medical doctrine my hypothallumus gland

boosted body temparature n raise up the hunger

biting on the best beats makin rappers look dumber

who else you know rappin bout the limbic system

I get a dope beat find a theme and start grippin

autonomic dysreflexia others spinal cord missin

i got the back bone to take this shit and start hittin

figure four leg lock put em into submission

bret hart with the shade so pink start dissin

knock em out harder than a metal face villain

doomtree drew be the one who shoulda interned

didnt sign no labels other artists have been burned

sesamea street chillin puffin some big bird

rappin on the whackness you know the kid been nerd

say my game imaginary call me snuffaluffagus

trill up in the game ladies pussy poppin up on this

raps is still mysogyny but i dont really fuck with it

they say that im a tool cuz Im way too busy hustling

hova my retirement overhead is movin up and then

got some more degrees and no debt unlike the chumps 

innit

funny how i chav up on the beat squads stumpin em

lookin at my old shit and the kids still bumpin em

without no shitty gimmicks no need to pull a trump on 

em

Aces wild these raps my cards got me chucklin

bluffin so hard that they cant see the dumb in it

sittin on a sunday sippin on my rum n shit

pajama raps lifestyle gripping till im done with it

the jazz scat free style an they wonder why im lovin 

it 



ohhhhh shit

thats really good

like aww shit

I think i actually recorded something thats actually 

good

holy fuck

seriously 

wow

HBE HIPAA

MEMES aka Pickle Rock AKA Party Rick AKA i guess i'll leave it

kind of wild with the style just stormin

mad when i crackin dad jokes corny

let it die let die blood born in 

yoga fresh when i stretch no foldin

on the wall with my lean like codeen

stackin green in the bank so boldeen

so sick with the rhymes ebola

bubble up to the top like soda

speak weird like a green man yoda

wont stop till you hear me in the moma

post modern girls callin me dada

jamaican raps all day brap bra

rap utada like french montana

tony with powder money and power

aint askin for the time its my hour

cant touch this like MC HAMMA

dont get me wrong im illin

livin so fresh just chillin

girl ion wanna meet your father

when we're older you'll understand

what i meant when i said

damn i think i might just be the trillest

kids tuning in to muh shit like disney

spittin childish like i was the last mimsy

throw my tape around sorta like it was a frisbee

hold onto the mix if you feel like you get me

bump it in the car while on the way to workin

delete all the files if you feel like im a jerk then

i never asked for this take back the hurtin

what i do to deserve sides simply smirkin

post partem depression

but i never had nuthin

jk yall you know that im messin

gay lil baby cranky and grumpin

cathartic raps is whack or something

I dont wanna do this

smarter than that though

pushin through bull shit

workin on that phat flow

thought that i was gone,

then i came back so

boomerang tracks when i rap damn yo

stupid fruity swag west coast hangin

hear it in the lines beast coast braggin

know they gotta hate dont start yakkin

the way im gainin weight youda think i was snackin

working on my game before i attack it

i cover this rap shit sorta like a blanket

if you like a beat dont forget to yank it

and if you like the raps then lemme thank ya










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