"I learned about it young—the soulmate spell. (The curse, as it feels right now while I watch Snow seal my fate with every spoonful of vanilla ice cream.)That you can’t ever smell anyone’s farts (or burps too, apparently), unless they’re your soulmates." - Baz, Love Stinks by Caitybug (https://archiveofourown.org/works/29248653)

Lyrics:
It doesn't do me any good
To know just the way the air smells hot and bloaty 
After you've had a glass of milk or a cheese toastie
Makes me want to cry

It doesn't do me any good
To know the stench of flatulence that's just for me 
I'm alone with my nose in misery
Makes me want to die

'Cause I can't breathe When you're near me
Really I can't breathe, can you spare me, Snow
Cut the dairy, Simon Snow 

It doesn't do me any good
When you get a second bowl of that ice cream
That I know I'll still be smelling in my dreams
Love really stinks

And I can't breathe When you're near me
Really I can't breathe, can you spare me, Snow
Cut the dairy, Simon Snow

And you'll never know

Doesn't Do Me Any Good (Love Really Stinks)

Credits:
moodandmist — Lead Vocals / Ukulele / Lyrics
cutekilla — Backing Vocals / Production / Arrangement 

Simon Snow fan song, Inspired by fic "New Year, New Me" by Aristocratic_Otter https://archiveofourown.org/works/35943433/chapters/89611036

LYRICS

Do i deserve you
Will you stay
Will you love me
Not just today
You say magic can show
What you say you know
You’ll be with me all my days

On New Year’s Eve
A spell was cast
A window to our lives 
I see our hands
With golden bands
Dancing on our wedding night

And Every year
You’re by my side
I can hear your voice
Saying “I love you,
I choose you,
You will always be my choice”

I see us grey
The years have gone
I look around our room
At the family
You have
Given me
“I have somewhere I belong”

Our friends, Our children
And their own
Have gathered in our home
‘To your love!’
They raise a cup and sing
“My love,
You’re still my everything”

And when you ask me
What i saw
Do I remember what’s to come
I look at you 
And when I do
I say
“I remember 
Love”

Oh I’ll remember Love, My dear
Oh i’ll remember love
With each new year
I’ll hold you near
I know we’ll remember love

I Remember Love (moodandmist w. cutekilla)

Lyrics:

Just before our love got lost you said
"I am as constant as a northern star"
And I said, "Constantly in the darkness
Where's that at?
If you want me I'll be in the bar"
On the back of a cartoon coaster
In the blue fucking TV screen light
I drew a fucking map of Canada
Oh, Canada
With your fucking face sketched on it twice

Oh, you're in my blood like holy fucking wine
You taste so bitter and so fucking sweet
Oh, I could drink a case of you, darling
And I would still be on my feet
I’d still be on my fucking feet

Oh, I am a fucking painter
I live in a box of paints
I'm fucking frightened by the devil
And I'm drawn to those fucks that ain't afraid
I remember that time you told me
You said, "Love is touching souls"
Well, fuck. Surely you touched mine
'Cause part of you pours out of me
In these lines from time to fucking time

Oh, you're in my blood like holy fucking wine
You taste so bitter and so fucking sweet
Oh, I could drink a case of you, darling
And I would still be on my feet
I’d still be on my fucking feet

I met a woman
She had a fucking mouth like yours
She knew your life
She knew your devils and your deeds
And she said, "Go to him, stay with him if you fucking can
But be prepared to fucking bleed"

Oh, you're in my blood like holy fucking wine
You taste so bitter and so fucking sweet
Oh, I could drink a fucking case of you, motherfucker,
And I would still be on my feet
I’d still be on my fucking feet.

Credits: 
Lead vocals, baritone ukulele, harmony arrangement- prettylightsbigcity
Violin, guitar, harmony vocals & arrangement- Sister Golden Hair
https://soundcloud.com/sistergoldenhairmusic
Cover Art- stardustasincocaine

A Case Of You [Baz's Version]

Singing songs about the Simon Snow and All for the Game series and fan works

Doesn't Do Me Any Good (Love Really Stinks)

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