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As commissioned by the Black Pants Legion, here is Cargonia's national anthem, in the style of a Prussian March. The QM was actually a ling this round... LONG LIVE THE QUARTERMASTER! HAIL CARGONIA!

Lyrics:

Hail, hail Cargonia!
Land of stolen things!
Obey the quartermaster,
unless he's a ling!
Miners! Don't die today...
Cargo techs, push freight!
Our enemies are in dismay,
ALL HAIL CARGONIA!


Our station went to hell,
Security's dead,
Forgot by the head of personnel,
We still go ahead!
Let's rob the armory!
Syndies will not care,
Don't stop for the latent larceny,
No one cares for that there!


Hail, hail Cargonia!
Land of stolen things!
Obey the quartermaster,
unless he's a ling!
Miners! Don't die today...
Cargo techs, push freight!
Our enemies are in dismay,
ALL HAIL CARGONIA!

Cargonian National Anthem (Hail, Hail Cargonia)

Banned From Cargo feat. Stagger

Меня завут козел, блят.

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Hail, Hail Cargonia

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Cover done on commission! Contact me on Soundcloud or hermeticgoat at gmail dot com if you want to hire me.

Some Kind Of Hero (Leslie Fish)

Let’s all go to Cargonia
Land of Stolen things
Obey the quartmermaster
unless he is a ling
cargo techs scour the station
to find more shit to take
the boss is never satisfied
until the station breaks

miners journey onwards
satchel and pick in hand
Checkers tells them not to die but they
burn in Lavaland
sing praises to Cargonia
give grace to Zorg’s high priest
this is a place of refuge
at least til signulo’s released

Hail, hail Cargonia!
Land of stolen things!
Obey the quartermaster,
unless he's a ling!
Miners! Don't die today...
Cargo techs, push freight!
Our enemies are in dismay,
ALL HAIL CARGONIA!


Andy was masturbating
the lusty Xenomorph Maid was mating
Ian, the HoP, giving clown all-access because
The lizards had taken the station

The Hell-burn was not complete
The blob consuming the ship, a treat
Medical could not clone anyone
Disrupted by the tatorous Cuban Pete

Botany scrambled for gun fruit
Lings and cultists and drakes abundant
The station was defenseless while
Security was beating all the robust assistants

The janitor scrambled to clean
the Curator let out a tortured scream
the Chef and bartender retreated to the
only nation left on the scene



Gilded doors tower before you
a phalanx of emagged Beepskies guarding
Parting the sea of guards he comes
Randolph P. Checkers; a man above

He stretches a hand, welcoming in
A cigar-wielding, seasoned grin
“give me your tired, your weak, your poor,
your stupid mimes and your clowns galore.”

The doors open, revealing the garden
Eden before you, gold and heartened
engineer and scientist vanguards
botanists and displaced bards

You take a step in, bask in the glory
Cargo techs treat you in a hurry
Fed and clothed, you smile wide
Just as a bomb detonates inside.

Cargonia

I refined this from a previous version.

Commissioned by Vitty! PM me here or email hermeticgoat at gmail dot com for commission work.
www.sarna.net/wiki/Home_is_the_Regiment
Lyrics by William H. Keith Jr.

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cargonia performed by its rightful vocalist.

Mix updated on May 18, 2022 to reflect not being as awful at production. The old mix was about 3 steps from unlistenable imho.

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