Hatsuharu requires the meat cereal, father

Feed the Dang Cat

Stupid stories on top of the jungle gym, featuring Craven Rock at Golden Gardens

That Time Jadon Puked on a Wasp's Nest

I am sitting at my desk in my apartment about ten feet from the open window, working on schematics. My neighbors in the apartment building next door are having a party on their patio. Not even my headphones can drown them out. In the early hours, my chop saw will slice perfect miters in their hangovers.

Party Noise

Calling out from work to tell them that I won't be in, it's fine, everything is fine, i don't know how long it will be, i don't even know what he took, he just won't wake up, he thinks he's somewhere else, i carried him into the ER on my back because he weighs nothing these days

ace mcplankton