Sometimes all the ladies just want to see full frontal male nudity.

Take It Off (Demo)

Track 8 off the album "Prostitution Evolution".

Remember to empower your flower.

Interlude: "Empower Your Flower" (Demo)

Track 12 off the album "Prostitution Evolution".

Grab a fork and hold it real steady.
Get ready for a serving of petty spaghetti.

Petty Spaghetti (Roman Mix) (Demo)

Lovin' Oven (Nookie Mix) (Demo)

This is our single "Hide Your Candy" by us, Eden's Slutz, track 4 off the album "Slutopia 2: Sloppy 2nd".

Check out the official music video on YouTube:
https://youtu.be/cBbGt6NGVhA

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LYRICS:

Ladies hide your candy
So nobody can see
Duct tape is so handy
Can't sample it for free
Stash it all away
No free samples today
Stowe away your bon bons
Before they're all gone, gone, gone.

Vanilla or chocolate,
Ain't getting none of it.
Caramel or butterscotch,
Not getting what you got.
Coffee, nougat, toffee,
Nobody get's to see.
Strawberry or raspberry,
Unless they pay your fee.

Gushers, See's, Ghiradelli,
Hershey, Godiva, Andy's
Aero, M&M's, Galaxy
Go and, go and hide your candy.
Skittles, Smarties, Good N Plenty,
Bottle Caps, Pop rocks, Jujubes
Mike & Ike and Jelly Babies
Won't you, won't you hide your candy?

Don't let anybody see
Nobody samples for free
So make like Lady Chablis
And hide your, hide your candy.

True ladies don't give it for free
And neither does a hussy.
They gotta pay the fee
If they wanna try your candy
Put away your sweets
This ain't trick or treat
So nobody can see
Your delicious candy.

Vanilla or chocolate,
Ain't getting none of it.
Caramel or butterscotch,
Not getting what you got.
Coffee, nougat, toffee,
Nobody get's to see.
Strawberry or raspberry,
Unless they pay your fee.

Lemon Drops, Dots, Ring Pops, and Zotz,
Tootsie Pops, Red Hots, Gum Drops
Dum Dums, Push Pops, Sugar Daddy's
Go and, go and hide your candy.
Sweet Hearts, Snow Caps, Sweet Tarts, Taffy,
Valentine Hearts, Snaps, Bit-Oh-Honey
Gummy bears, Haribo, Trolli
Gotta, gotta hide your candy.

Don't let anybody see
Nobody samples for free
So make like Lady Chablis
And hide your, hide your candy.
No free samples today
Of my candy buffet
Not gonna give it away
Might change my mind if you pay

Do you like candy? I'm sure you do
I'll give you a sample or two
Might let you have a bite
If the price is right.
Everybody wants to taste my yum-yum
Wanna piece of this bubble gum
Might try your candy too,
If compensation is what you do.
Gonna lick that Lollipop 
Let you try my gum drops,
Won't you come in my candy shop?
Make a stop and sample what I've got.

Vanilla or chocolate,
Ain't getting none of it.
Caramel or butterscotch,
Not getting what I got.
Coffee, nougat, toffee,
Nobody get's to see.
Strawberry or raspberry 
Unless they pay my fee.

Twizzlers and Twix, Nerds, Pixie Sticks
Tic Tac, Sixlets, Razzlers, Chiclets
Laffy Taffy, Hot Tamales
Time to, time to hide your candy

Cadbury, See's, Ghiradelli,
Hershey, Godiva, Andy's
Aero, M&M's, Galaxy
Go and, go and hide your candy
Skittles, Smarties, Good N Plenty,
Bottle Caps, Pop Rocks, Jujubees
Mike & Ike and Jelly Babies
Won't you, won't you hide your candy?

Lemon Drops, Dots, Ring Pops, and Zotz,
Tootsie Pops, Red Hots, Gum Drops
Dum Dums, Push Pops, Sugar Daddy's
Go and, go and hide your candy.
Sweet hearts, Snow Caps, Sweet Tarts, Taffy,
Valentine Hearts, Snaps, Bit-Oh-Honey
Gummy Bears, Haribo, Trolli
Gotta, Gotta hide your candy.

Don't let anybody see
Nobody samples for free
So make like Lady Sha-Blee
And hide your, hide your candy.
No free samples today
Of my candy buffet
Not gonna give it away
Might change my mind if you pay

Slutopia 2: Sloppy 2nd

Hide Your Candy

Hide Your Candy (Single Mix)

Off the album "Slutopia 2: Sloppy 2nd" by Eden's Slutz.
A tribute to Canadian men.

Dedicated to Mitch Hartwell.
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LYRICS:

"O Canada, O Canada, OH CANADA!"

"Fuck Canada", well that's just what I'll do
Gonna fuck a Canadian or two
Already had grade A American
Gonna try some Canadian bacon
Gotta be bold up where it's cold
A Canuck knows how to warm me up
Such a fan for a Canadian man
Up to where it snows is where I gotta go

Need a royal Mountie
To royally mount me
Need a hockey athlete 
Between my sheets
Such a huge fan
Of a Canadian man
If an American can't do it
A Canadian man can

I'm wanna fuck a Canuck
Come and smack my puck
With your hockey stick
Horny for Canadian dick
Americans are just okay
Canucks do it a different way 
Stroke my beaver with your hands
Wanna fuck a Canadian man

Vancouver, Toronto,
Up north is where I'll go
Quebec, Ontario,
Up north where it snows
Labrador, New Foundland,
Don't know where to begin
Alberta, Edmonton 
Gotta find me a Canadian

Gonna head up North 
To find a man who will go south
Need that polite Canadian mouth
Gets me wetter than Niagara Falls
When he is bigger than
The West Edmonton Mall
Don't care if he injures me
Since health care up there is free

Need a royal Mountie
To royally mount me
Need a hockey athlete 
Between my sheets
Such a huge fan
Of a Canadian man
If an American can't do it
A Canadian man can

I'm wanna fuck a Canuck
A Canuck I wanna fuck
Gonna grab his hockey stick
Horny four Canadian dick
Americans are Just okay
Canucks do it a different way 
Stroke my beaver with your hands
Wanna fuck a Canadian man

Justin Bieber or Trudeau
Canada's where I'll go
Ryan Gosling or Reynolds
Gonna strike me some Yukon Gold
Labrador, New Foundland,
Don't know where to begin
Alberta, Edmonton 
Gotta find me a Canadian.

Spill your gravy on my poutine 
Butter up my tart
Thirsty for your maple syrup
Warming up my heart
Pollinate my bunchberry flower
Ready to climb your C.N. Tower
Gonna head up north today
Up into Canada, Eh?

"O Canada, O Canada, OH CANADA!"

Need a royal Mountie
To royally mount me
Need a hockey athlete 
Between my sheets
Such a huge fan
Of a Canadian man
If an American can't do it
A Canadian man can

I'm wanna fuck a Canuck
Come and smack my puck
With your hockey stick
Horny for Canadian dick
Americans are just okay
Canucks do it a different way
Stroke my beaver with your hands
Wanna fuck a Canadian Man

Vancouver, Toronto,
Up north is where I'll go
Quebec, Ontario,
Up north where it snows
Justin Bieber or Trudeau
Canada's where I'll go
Ryan Gosling or Reynolds
Gonna strike me some Yukon Gold.
Labrador, New Foundland,
Don't know where to begin
Alberta, Edmonton 
Gotta find me a Canadian.

"O Canada, O Canada, OH CANADA!!!"

Fuck A Canuck

F*ck A Canuck (Epic Mix)

The single for "Fuck A Canuck" off the album "Slutopia 2: Sloppy Second" A naughty tribute to Canadian men.
Featuring an alternative mix to the song "Haters No Mind".

Dedicated to Mitch Hartwell.
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LYRICS:

"O Canada, O Canada, OH CANADA!"

"Fuck Canada", well that's just what I'll do
Gonna fuck a Canadian or two
Already had grade A American
Gonna try some Canadian bacon
Gotta be bold up where it's cold
A Canuck knows how to warm me up
Such a fan for a Canadian man
Up to where it snows is where I gotta go

Need a royal Mountie
To royally mount me
Need a hockey athlete
Between my sheets
Such a huge fan
Of a Canadian man
If an American can't do it
A Canadian man can

I'm wanna fuck a Canuck
Come and smack my puck
With your hockey stick
Horny for Canadian dick
Americans are just okay
Canucks do it a different way
Stroke my beaver with your hands
Wanna fuck a Canadian man

Vancouver, Toronto,
Up north is where I'll go
Quebec, Ontario,
Up north where it snows
Labrador, New Foundland,
Don't know where to begin
Alberta, Edmonton
Gotta find me a Canadian

Gonna head up North
To find a man who will go south
Need that polite Canadian mouth
Gets me wetter than Niagara Falls
When he is bigger than
The West Edmonton Mall
Don't care if he injures me
Since health care up there is free

Need a royal Mountie
To royally mount me
Need a hockey athlete
Between my sheets
Such a huge fan
Of a Canadian man
If an American can't do it
A Canadian man can

I'm wanna fuck a Canuck
A Canuck I wanna fuck
Gonna grab his hockey stick
Horny four Canadian dick
Americans are Just okay
Canucks do it a different way
Stroke my beaver with your hands
Wanna fuck a Canadian man

Justin Bieber or Trudeau
Canada's where I'll go
Ryan Gosling or Reynolds
Gonna strike me some Yukon Gold
Labrador, New Foundland,
Don't know where to begin
Alberta, Edmonton
Gotta find me a Canadian.

Spill your gravy on my poutine
Butter up my tart
Thirsty for your maple syrup
Warming up my heart
Pollinate my bunchberry flower
Ready to climb your C.N. Tower
Gonna head up north today
Up into Canada, Eh?

"O Canada, O Canada, OH CANADA!"

Need a royal Mountie
To royally mount me
Need a hockey athlete
Between my sheets
Such a huge fan
Of a Canadian man
If an American can't do it
A Canadian man can

I'm wanna fuck a Canuck
Come and smack my puck
With your hockey stick
Horny for Canadian dick
Americans are just okay
Canucks do it a different way
Stroke my beaver with your hands
Wanna fuck a Canadian Man

Vancouver, Toronto,
Up north is where I'll go
Quebec, Ontario,
Up north where it snows
Justin Bieber or Trudeau
Canada's where I'll go
Ryan Gosling or Reynolds
Gonna strike me some Yukon Gold.
Labrador, New Foundland,
Don't know where to begin
Alberta, Edmonton
Gotta find me a Canadian.

"O Canada, O Canada, OH CANADA!!!"

F*ck A Canuck (Horny Mix)

"Slut It Up" is the lead single from the debut album "Slutopia" by Eden's Slutz, an anthem dedicated to sluts around the world.

"Slutopia" is the debut album by Eden's Slutz, the world's naughtiest girl group. You're not supposed to listen to it, but you know you want to! Featuring the songs "Pants Down", "S-L-U-T", "Bang, Bang, Bang" and "Amber Alert". 

PARENTAL ADVISORY: EXPLICIT CONTENT

Slut It Up (Single Mix)

"Slutopia" is the debut album by Eden's Slutz, the world's naughtiest girl group. You're not supposed to listen to it, but you know you want to! Featuring the songs "Pants Down", "S-L-U-T", "Bang, Bang, Bang" and "Amber Alert". 

PARENTAL ADVISORY: EXPLICIT CONTENT

Amber Alert (Pop Mix)

"S-L-U-T" by Eden's Slutz, features tropical vibes, and a Caribbean calypso sound. A Summery pop song. Featuring the B-side "Me Likey Likey" with reggae vibes.

S-L-U-T

S-L-U-T (Sunny Mix)

When your girlfriend isn't very good at it, why not hire her gay friend?
"Joe Job" song is taken from our debut album "Male Popstitution" by us, Skanky Broz!

Listen to "Male Popstitution" here:
https://on.soundcloud.com/c153MmiZCMugBJxe7

Also available on Spotify, Apple Music, Amazon Music, Soundcloud, and more!

PARENTAL ADVISORY: EXPLICIT CONTENT
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"About your head, I have some complaints"

Girl, how is your head?
It's not very good
You haven't been sucking 
The way that you could.
Let's hire your friend Joe 
To show you how you should.
(Ain't no blow job like a Joe Job!)
Joe's sucked off everyone
Knows how to get it done
Always swallows the cum.
Joe is such a cum slut
He guzzles every single nut

You should take some tips from joe
He's a pro at suck and blow

Joe is such a pro
He knows how to blow
Just say "No homo"
All the bros just go to Joe
He can suck a choad
And swallow a load
He lives down the road
To unload just go to Joe

(Ain't no blow job like a Joe Job!)
(Ain't no blow job like a Joe Job!)

Men know what guys like
Gonna stop by on my bike
Gonna hire a gay man
He'll do it better than you can
Get a pen and take notes
On how two slide it down your throat.
Give it a wet coat
Then sink it down like a boat.

Girl, it's not your fault you don't have one
Let your gay friend show you how it's done.

I'm in love with Joe
He's knows how to blow
He's a blow job pro
Knows how to suck off a bro.
He's where you should go
So that he can show
You what you need to know
On how to suck off a bro

Joe is such a pro
He knows how to blow
Just say "No homo"
All the bros just go to Joe
He can suck a choad
And swallow a load
He lives down the road
To unload just go to Joe

(Ain't no blow job like a Joe Job!)
(Ain't no blow job like a Joe Job!)

Egads, do not be mad
Your head game is kinda bad
Joe's the best head I've ever had
Also sucked my best friend Chad
Tell your Grandpa and your Dad
(Ain't no blow job like a Joe Job!)
Let your brother know about Joe
Joe would be head of the class
In a head giving class.
Starts slow but finishes fast

(Ain't no blow job like a Joe job!)
(Ain't no blow job like a Joe job!)
(Ain't no blow job like a Joe job!)
(Ain't no blow job like a Joe job!)

Don't worry girl
I'm not a Homosexual
I'm just a "Joe sexual"
He knows how to please a man
Better than a woman can!

I'm in love with Joe
He's knows how to blow
He's a blow job pro
Knows how to suck off a bro
Joe is such a pro
He knows how to blow
Just say "No Homo"
All the bros just go to Joe

He's where you should go
So that he can show
You what you need to know
On how to suck off a bro
He can suck a choad
And swallow a load
He lives down the road
To unload just go to Joe

(Ain't no blow job like a Joe Job!)
(Ain't no blow job like a Joe Job!)
(Ain't no blow job like a Joe job!)

"Wait no, don't leave!"
"Oh well. I guess I'll have to go to Joe's again."

Male Popstitution

Joe Job

What happens when you take 5 male strippers and turn them into a boy band? You get Skanky Broz.

We're Skanky Broz, a new kind of "boy band" unlike any other. We're based in Las Vegas, Nevada and our members included male strippers, male escorts, male sex workers and male adult entertainers.

Our music is a throwback to Boy Band tunes from the 90's, but with a naughty twist. Our goal is to get people hot and bothered with our naughty and sexy songs. We utilize innovative technologies such as autotune, AI and vocaloid technology to turn your fantasies into reality.

The story of Skanky Broz started back in 2016, when former sex worker turned madame, Eden Slutz, decided to open her own escorting business in Las Vegas, Nevada, called "Eden's Slutz". After the 2020 global pandemic, Madame Slutz needed to find another way to keep her girls in business. She decided to try another form of prostitution: The music business. With modern innovations such as AI and autotune, now anyone could be popstars. With the success of her girl group comprised of all female sex workers named "Eden's Slutz", Madame Slutz decided to branch out and expand her business: with males. Thus "Skanky Broz" was born. Male "popstitution" takes a whole new meaning with Skanky Broz!

Skanky Broz are:

-Austin: "Bad Bro"
-Ethan: "Big Bro"
-Jason: "Gigalo Bro:
-Justin: "Shy Bro"
-Nathan: "Baby Bro"

Check out our sisters, "Eden's Slutz" on their official Soundcloud page: 
https://on.soundcloud.com/fvK1fuEhvpmHFZww9

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