[Verse]
I'm the janitor, keepin' it clean
But in my downtime, I'm a Runescape king
I sweep the floors, mop the halls
But when I log on, I'm slayin' them all (yeah, yeah)

Got my mop in one hand, my staff in the other
I'm like Gandalf, call me the Rune-loving brother
I'm level 99, in every skill
No time for messin' around, I'm focused on the thrill (oh yeah)

[Chorus]
Playin' Runescape, I'm no rookie
From janitor to hero, yeah, that's the story
Grindin' and questin', my XP's risin'
In the virtual world, greatness I'm findin'

[Verse]
I'm the Runescape Janitor, keepin' it clean
Sweepin' up the game, like you've never seen
Got my broom and mop, ready to go
Gonna make this place shine, from top to toe (yeah, yeah)

Runescape's my domain, where I hold the power
Cleaning up the mess, hour after hour
No dirt too big, no filth too small
You mess with the game, you'll answer my call (oh-yeah)

[Chorus]
I'm the Runescape Janitor, keepin' it clean
Makin' this virtual world pristine
From Lumbridge to Varrock, I'm the master of the mop
No grime can escape, when it's time to drop (ooh-yeah)

[Verse]
I'm the janitor, keepin' it clean
But in my downtime, I'm a Runescape king
I sweep the floors, mop the halls
But when I log on, I'm slayin' them all (yeah, yeah)

Got my mop in one hand, my staff in the other
I'm like Gandalf, call me the Rune-loving brother
I'm level 99, in every skill
No time for messin' around, I'm focused on the thrill (oh yeah)

[Chorus]
Playin' Runescape, I'm no rookie
From janitor to hero, yeah, that's the story
Grindin' and questin', my XP's risin'
In the virtual world, greatness I'm findin'

The Runescape Janitor

Youll Pay For Thiiiiissss

Goku Now Its Time To Pay

Original Low Tier God Speech

TheSketchReal on Twitch and Youtube saying his signature phrase to Jynxzi.

Sketch Whats Up Brother  Sound Effect

plummcorp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmgyjBiQBRY

Bad Wizards

Igga's Call Me The Ballsack

[Verse]
Yo yo yo got another tale to tell!
Bout a guy named Kenny used to know him well.
Cleaned up his act got a job as well.
Governin' the government, well ain't that swell?

[Verse 2]
Kenny's now the governor they follow his lead
They're the government and still they plead
This is the governin'
Why can't they see?
The children call for him,
And yet they aren't free. 

[Chorus]
Kenny governs every day and night
Under many moons and countless frights
The children see him in their dreams
But for him he's a guiding light it seems

[Bridge]
Watch what you say or lest be fired
To him little children are to be desired.
Whatever it takes he must acquire.
No matter how much he gets tired..

[Verse 3]
In the halls of power
He makes his stand
Wavin' his hand
He'll change this land
From the first light to the twilight
Kenny's here
Keepin' futures bright, and the government notified.

[Chorus]
Kenny governs every day and night
Under many moons and countless frights
The children see him in their dreams
But for kenny he's a guiding light it seems.

[Verse]
Yo yo yo, so did you listen up?
bout the guy named Kenny, you stupid slut..
For you're the government, hide your cuts!
Look out, he's whipping out his peen!
His name is Kenny.
Now get ready for the govening!

[Chorus]
The government can not run, the government can not hide, when faced with Kenny, you'd rather hope to die! Cuz when he's through with you, you'll have no more insides!

The Governing

Work School Gym, work school gym, work school gym, work school gym, work school gym, work school gym

everybody now!

Work school gym, work school gym, work school gym, work school gym (uhuh uhuh)

let the beat drop! 

Work school gym, work school gym, work school gym, work school gym, work school gym, work school gym

Yeah-Yeah, work school gym! thats the hymm of a guy thats him!
workin long hours then its off to school!
air-ever is the name i'm nothing like these fools!
gotta hit the gym, but wait look at him, he's got a yankee with no brim!

Everybody go!

Work school gym, work school gym, work school gym, work school gym! (yup! yup!)
Work school gym, work school gym, work school gym, work school gym!

Siiike!

Work school gym? more like the worst fool is him and he's no less at Jay bee takin the randy roach for a spin!

Now he's doing donuts in the parking lot
smoked up the randy since its all he's got!
pulled out without looking, somebody call the cops!

work school gym, work school gym, work school gym!

Siiiiike!

Work, School, Gym

[Verse]
Once upon a time, long long ago,
A sinister demon made it's stay.
Inside a man who's lost his way.
Emerging from dusk and shadow he makes a display.
With cum thirsty vengeance on his brain.
is this man even sane?
Kyle Miller is his name...

[Bridge]
Don't breathe. don't make a sound.
not when he is around
if he catches you, you'll receive a pound.
for your own anus, he will crown...

[Chorus]
Try to run! try to hide! don't let him slip inside.
for its men is what he decides. 
when he catches you, you'll wish to die.
because death is too easy a goodbye...

[Verse]
Lurking in the shadows he plans his attack
targeting your weak points, including your sack.
don't let him catch you behind the back..
and oh boy to him, it's even better if you're black...

[Chorus] x2
Trapped in his sticky webs you can't escape.
praying for death, you'd wish it was just date rape.
However, for Kyle Miller who's just a savage ape.
you'll be left in severe agony while lying agape. 

[Bridge]
Don't breathe. don't make a sound.
not when he is around
if he catches you, you'll receive a pound.
for your own anus, he will crown...

[Chorus]
Try to run! try to hide! don't let him slip inside.
for its men is what he decides. 
when he catches you, you'll wish to die.
because death is too easy a goodbye...

Beyond The Door

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KSGUVcNfZM
SpeedoruSausage on yt

The Runescape Janitor

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