Merry Weed Christmas

Some classic skurb to pack in that piece pipe

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My Skurby Valentine

Delta 8

Skurb Evolution

Choke Smoke

Gaslighter

The Twin Towers and The Twin Bangers.

Dr Splat Daddy
Bongrip Adams 

It's been about 9 months since the first Skurb album hit the airwaves. Fuck this band it sucks so me and Bongrip Adams are starting a new band.

Rip Skurbboys.com, you will be missed

and happy 9/11, fuck this country, we deserved it

Skurbboys Dot Com

Skurb Eleven

It's 420 Again (original demo mix)

Scatman - pre-release -release. 
Sneak peak from Safety Town - The all neu 2023-24 skurb collection of extra safe bangers - COMING SOON

Scatman

Peach Skurb Nut Jam

Margaritaville (Oil Remix)

Well I talked to the big record company and they said everything about this album is way too illegal to publish. Here are some adventures of the Skurb Boys Music Association from 2020. 

From smoke comes ash, and from ash, hash. Now take that hash and smoke it if you please.

Written and performed by members of skurbboys.com

Produced by Dr. Splat

Thank you Skurb family

Dr. Splat- vocals, bong rips, garageband
Tornado Sandman- guitar, vocals, bong rips on tracks 2, 3, 4, 6, 8, 9, 12
Edward Scissorhands- guitar and vocals on tracks 7, 12, 13
Bongwater Adams- guitar and vocals on track 5, ketamine on track 12
The Infant- goo goo, ga ga, vocals on tracks 10 and 12
Don Gob- jazz scat on track 8, outro vocals on track 4
T-bagg- vocals on tracks 12 and 14
Burger Queer- vocals on track 9
Jodi Mattiaccy- cig bummer on track 10
Carolyn 'The percolator' Cornsalad- outro vocals on track 4
Fake Paul- keys on track 6
and Brad- oohs on track 12

Blaze up, Merry Skurbmas!

Official Statement from EA Music Records:

The forthcoming album titled "Skurb Station 3000" by a relatively new group calling themselves Skurbboys.com should not meet the ears of any individual with the hopes of a pleasant afterlife in the kingdom of God. Within one second of the album's start, Satan himself takes note of the listeners name, age, location, bank account, and social security number, effectively henceforth claiming their souls for eternity. If you wish to be welcomed at the pearly gates, EA Music Division Inc. urges listeners to avoid this dank, vile, wretched, cannabis-infused mockery of humanity's aural senses at all costs. Skurbboys.com initially came to us with this album, stating it was "borne of the pandemic, and shall be enjoyed by the masses to lift their spirits after going months without any weed due to their dealer getting caught within the first week of lockdown." A nice sentiment to be sure, however, experts are now reporting that listening to "Skurb Station 3000" or any other Skurbboys.com project may actually increase the severity of COVID-19 symptoms. If you must subject yourself to the auditory horrors provided by this album for whatever sadistic reason you may come up with, and you are comfortable with spending the afterlife in Hell doing Satan's bidding, please be sure to think of others: wear a mask, and stay six feet apart at all times.

Skurb Station 3000

Ketamine Girls

Well I talked to the big record company and they said everything about this album is way too illegal to publish. Here are some adventures of the Skurb Boys Music Association from 2020. 

From smoke comes ash, and from ash, hash. Now take that hash and smoke it if you please.

Written and performed by members of skurbboys.com

Produced by Dr. Splat

Thank you Skurb family

Dr. Splat- vocals, bong rips, garageband
Tornado Sandman- guitar, vocals, bong rips on tracks 2, 3, 4, 6, 8, 9, 12
Edward Scissorhands- guitar and vocals on tracks 7, 12, 13
Bongwater Adams- guitar and vocals on track 5
The Infant- goo goo, ga ga, vocals on tracks 10 and 12
Don Gob- jazz scat on track 8, outro vocals on track 4
T-bagg- vocals on tracks 12 and 14
Burger Queer- vocals on track 9
Jodi Mattiaccy- cig bummer on track 10
Carolyn 'The percolator' Cornsalad- outro vocals on track 4
Fake Paul- keys on track 6
and Brad- oohs on track 12

Blaze up, Merry Skurbmas!

Official Statement from EA Music Records:

The forthcoming album titled "Skurb Station 3000" by a relatively new group calling themselves Skurbboys.com should not meet the ears of any individual with the hopes of a pleasant afterlife in the kingdom of God. Within one second of the album's start, Satan himself takes note of the listeners name, age, location, bank account, and social security number, effectively henceforth claiming their souls for eternity. If you wish to be welcomed at the pearly gates, EA Music Division Inc. urges listeners to avoid this dank, vile, wretched, cannabis-infused mockery of humanity's aural senses at all costs. Skurbboys.com initially came to us with this album, stating it was "borne of the pandemic, and shall be enjoyed by the masses to lift their spirits after going months without any weed due to their dealer getting caught within the first week of lockdown." A nice sentiment to be sure, however, experts are now reporting that listening to "Skurb Station 3000" or any other Skurbboys.com project may actually increase the severity of COVID-19 symptoms. If you must subject yourself to the auditory horrors provided by this album for whatever sadistic reason you may come up with, and you are comfortable with spending the afterlife in Hell doing Satan's bidding, please be sure to think of others: wear a mask, and stay six feet apart at all times.

Political Girls

When i got home
i saw so many roses
you were on your phone
thought you were my friend moses
moses was found
in the shape of a burning bush
but i think
he was smoking the kush
when i thought of a present
i thought about a million things
and i went to get a present
and all i had was wings
i gave you some wings
but i did a little fixin to them
i melted some weed inside the butter
and gave them to you
yeah its a valentines day miracle
youre so high
and im so cool
took the edible
just last night about 8 pm
it lasted til 420 
then i took a Benadryl yeah
its a valentines day miracle
and i feel so goddamn cool
cause youre smokin weed with me tonight
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cole talks about smoking weed and loving you
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damn , fuck, i wanna fuck you

happy valentines day

i love you

and weed loves me

it loves me so good

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