I'm a really nice guy that will treat you right. Please date me! Thank you!

prod: https://soundcloud.com/prayboy420
lyrics:
Riding on a unicorn
Do a ride-by
Corpses on the streets
With X's in their eyes
You think I'm makin shit up
But none of it a lie
Turn it to a pegasus
And make the bitch fly
So in the search of my crew
I stroll in the woods
Find them in the mountains
They're gathering the Dew
So I go and ask them
Bout the bees and birds
They just laugh at me
And call me a nerd
That made me really mad
So I let loose a REEEEEEE
Pulled out my switchblade
They undies soaked in pee
So I told them
"You better watch 
what you say
Or me an lil' Shanky here 
will make ya pay"
In the evening
I'm home and watching the telly
When I suddenly hear
A rumbling in my belly
So I scream
"Mom, better make me dinner real quick
Or I'll pull out the beating stick"

I'm a nice guy with a lot to offer
Why bitches only seekin my coffers
Don't they like my Gundam collection
Must've voted Hillary in the election
Bitches and whores tryna impress Chad
Then they go cryin when they've been had
Stop sippin Starbucks
come to me 

I only wanna fuck 

Have to go shop
Cause my Doritos are low
There I saw her
The cutest cutie I've behold
Standing in the line
Sweating profusely
Suddenly she says "hi!"
"excuse me?"
"That'll be 5,99"
With a beautiful smile
Try to be smooth
"In a while, crocodile"
She looks at me funny
And I drop my spaghetti
Do a 180
Speed away like Andretti
Then I'm at home, 
plotting my revenge
Fucking bitch mocked me
This has to end
I go in the basement and search around
Find an old rifle and a couple of rounds
Now at the store, an alpha man
Some old hoe drops all her cans
I raise the rifle and set my sights
I have you now bitch, just dont fight

I'm a nice guy with a lot to offer
Why bitches only seekin my coffers
Don't they like my Gundam collection
Must've voted Hillary in the election
Bitches and whores tryna impress Chad
Then they go cryin when they've been had
Stop sippin Starbucks
come to me 

I only wanna fuck

DEAD$LABB