morningsun

FLIP THIS BEAT BATTLE ROUND 2 16/3/14...  TRIED TO GO 9TH WONDER ON THIS, DIDNT KNOW IT WAS A 9TH WONDER SAMPLE UNTIL NOW. MMM YEH FUCK. 

let me get some transport

FP BEAT BATTLE ROUND 4.  MY MIND IS MELTING. 

rap game fisher and paykel

(STBB 371) depressed elevator

FP BEAT BATTLE ROUND 5 03/0314.. 

I LIVED THERE A FEW TIMES. IT WAS FUCKED. LIKE A GIANT CONCRETE METAL AND GLASS MACHINE COVERED IN PARASITES. SPEWING FORTH HUMAN SHIT AND CARBON MONOXIDE. FULL OF WELL TO DO DICKHEADS AND FIRST CLASS ASSHOLES. THERES SOME FOREIGNERS THERE TOO.

this was the jungle

DOWNLOAD HERE:
https://slanteyez.bandcamp.com/

STBB 379... 09/06/14... CAUSE A STORM IN SUNNY WEATHER. SUNNY WEATHER ITS SUNNY WEATHER. NA JOKES. I WAS FRYING ONIONS LAST NIGHT AND IT WAS RAINING EXCESSIVELY. AND I THOUGHT TO MYSELF ALTHOUGH I AINT NO SINGER MAN I SUNG A SONG AND RUINED MY DINNER. I LIKE RAINY NIGHTS ALSO. SHOUT OUTS TO EDDY RABBIT OR WHATEVER HIS NAME IS. THIS IS SOMETHIN TO DRINK MILO AND SMOKE IN YOUR ROOM TO I GUESS. DRIP DRIP DROP. WATCH YOURSELF.

(STBB 379 winner) raindrops.

24/07/14 STBB 385 ENTRY

 I HAD A DREAM. MAKING A <3 MINUTE BEAT TAPE OVER THE COURSE OF SEVERAL AFTERNOONS WAS NOT IT,  BUT ITLL  DO THIS MONTH.  THIS TAPE WAS CAREFULLY COMPILED FROM THE BEST (ONLY) BEATS ID BEEN WORKING ON THIS WEEK SO FAR, GIVEN UP ON AND RETURNED TO IN AN ATTEMPT TO TRY AND GIVE THEM SOME LIFE. IN OTHER WORDS I BRICKWALLED THE LIVING PISS OUT OF THINGS MORE OFTEN THEN NOT. SORRY IN ADVANCE IF YOUR EARS BLEED.  PEACE.


TRACKLIST: 

1. COME ON BREAD, DONT GO STALE ON ME NOW (INTRO)
2. 385 FAILS
3. UNKNOWN GODZ PART 3

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(STBB 385) breakfast of champions EP

07/10/14 STBB 396 ENTRY.  HI. IM ON A ROLL LIKE CLUMPS OF DAMP SHIT ON A LONELY HILLSIDE. THIS IS SOME TWISTED HORNS PASTED POORLY UNDER EARDRUM RUPTURING 3 XOSC SAW SYNTH 'CHORDS' DEMO. I WISH I HAD IDEAS. DREAMS ARE FREE. WE ARENT. 

I GOT A ALBUM COMING OUT G. NA TRICKS. BEEN MAKIN A BEAT A DAY SINCE LAST WEDNESDAY OR SOMETHING, SHOULD HAVE A LIL BEAT MIXTAPE UP SOON FOR ANYONE COOL ENOUGH TO HAVE THEIR STREAM RUNNIN ON AUTOPILOT.  



(STBB 396 winner) gas station marsupials

22/10/2014... STBB 398 ENTRY.... I SWEAR IM GETTIN TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT. FEELING LIKE THAT FUCKIN CAN IN THE PITCTURE. ONE DAY WHEN IM A MULTI TRILLIONAIRE RECORDING ARTIST IM GUNNA BUY A WHOLE SOLAR SYSTEM AND BUILD RECORDING BOOTHS ON EACH PLANET, ONE FOR EACH INSTRUMENT. NEED SOME LONG ASS MIC CABLES AND ONE MASSIVE ASS SNAKE. BE LIKE A SPACE SERPENT THAT EATS ANALOG SIGNALS. 

ACTUALLY I WAS JUST GUNNA HIRE SOMEONE WITH A WILD IMAGINATION AND A MAD MENTAL DISORDER TO COME UP WITH NAMES FOR MY SHIT. APPLY FOR A GRANT FROM THE GOVERNMENT AND PAY THEM BY THE HOUR. MAKIN MUSIC AND EMPLOYING THE UNEMPLOYABLE.  HEY JOHN KEY WHERE THE FUCK IS MY CAPE IS ALREADY. HOW DO YOU  EVEN POLITICS CUNT?

DO TOWELS HAVE GHOSTS? 









(STBB 398) lightbulbs and shit

2/02/15

SOMETHING FOR YOUR DAMP ASS MONDAY 

COVER ART+SAMPLE PROVIDED BY https://soundcloud.com/kid-yumi


... FUCK MONDAYS GET HIGH LIKE A SEAGULL WTH  LUNGS FULL OF HELIUM..DRINKIN STRAIGHT OUT THE COCONUT LIKE A BUSNINESSMAN ON VACATION IN THE 1970S. FUCK THE LAUNDROMAT THAT PILE OF DAMP SOCKS IS KEEPIN THE CORNER STACKED WITH FUNKINESS AND STALE CARPET. THANK GOD FOR THREE DAY PERMANENT 3 DAY WEEKENDS OR UNTIL YOU GET A REAL JOB. A CAREER. SOMETHING THAT WILL ALWAYS KEEP YOU BUSY. JOKES.

ITS RAINING. GO TO THE LIQUOR STORE 2 STREETS OVER AND BUY A BOTTLE OF SOMETHING TERRIBLE. GET SO DRUNK YOU NEED TO BE REDOMESTICATED. HANG YOUR OLD TV BY ITS POWER CABLE FROM THE CEILING, PUT ON A DIESEL SOAKED BLINDOFOLD AND SWING AT THAT SHIT WITH A FUCKIN TYPEWRITER. TEACH A KITTEN HOW TO ROB PEOPLE. THAT WOULD BE PROPERLY BADASS. 





aww fuck monday (slanteyez x kid yumi)

4/1/15... STBB 413 ENTRY... SCI FI WEEK. LETS GET SKY HIGH G. QUIT YOUR 9 TO 5 AND HAVE THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE IN THE LIBRARY. I ALWAYS WANTED TO MAKE A COMPUTER GAME. EVER SINCE I WAS 6 OR SOMETHING. SHOUT OUTS TO WORD RESCUE, I WAS RAISED SOLELY ON THAT AND EXCESSIVELY BUTTERY SANDWICHES. YOU COULDVE  PAINTED A FUCKIN FENCE WITH THE AMOUNT OF MARGARINE ON THOSE SLICES OF GREATNESS. WHAT IF THE UNIVERSE IS JUST ONE THE HUNDREDS AND THOUSANDS SPRINKLES ON A KIDS SANDWICH IN ANOTHER DIMENSION. IMAGINE HOW BIG THAT SANDWICH WOULD BE. YOU WOULD GET BLINDED IF YOU PEERED AT IT THROUGH A TELESCOPE.

THIS BEAT IS LIKE A SUMMARY OF SHIT THAT HAPPENED TO ME SINCE SUNDAY. NOT A HELL OF ALOT. THANKS.

(stbb 413)walkin down the road in the dark eating sandwiches

12/2/15 .. STBB 414 ENTRY ... ILL TAKE YOU TO THE ZOO WOMAN. DONT COOK WHILE YOUR GETTING COOKED. THATLL TURN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE INTO A GIANT ONE OF THOSE RUSSIAN DOLL THINGS THAT FIT INTO EACH OTHER AND GET SMALLER AND SMALLER.  BIG CRUNCH EXPLAINED. SNAP A KIT KAT IN A DAMP EMPTY ALLEYWAY AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE. TAKE THAT CRUNCH NOISE AND MULTIPLY IT BY 10^1000000000000. CONTINUE DOING THIS FOR A MONTH. WHERE THE FUCK WILL THIS GET ANYONE? NOWHERE AND DEAFNESS.

METH FUELLED KIT KAT HEAD. I GOT A THING FOR HIGH SPEEDS AND CHOCLATE BARS THAT CAN SETTLE DOWN A CRANKY FAMILY ON A LONG ASS ROAD TRIP TO A SHIT TOWN.

METH. SOMETIMES, JUST SOMETIMES, K

YOU EVER HEARD THE SOUND OF SOMEONE EATING SHORTBREAD THROUGH A BRICK WALL?








(stbb 414) electric zoo music

21/05/15... STBB 428 ENTRY...  NO SAMPLES

I GOT FIVE FRIDGES FULL OF FIVE COURSE FOOD FOR THOUGHT HAVE YOU SOUNDING LIKE A SIDE DISH FROM A CHINESE FOODCOURT. THIS JUST HOW THE DUDE TALK.FUCK A KNIFE  I EAT A BEAT WITH TWO FORKS FROM A GARDEN SHED YOU SHOULD PROBABLY PLAY GUITAR INSTEAD GET PLASTERED AT THE BAR OR ON A CASK OF RED LIFE AINT A PARTY ITS JUST TV AND BULLSHIT
WONDER WHY THEY DIDNT TEACH ME AS A SCHOOL KID

YOU EVER HAVE A PHONE CONVERSATION WITH SOMEONE WHILE THEYRE ASLEEP.. ITS FUCKED



(stbb 428) i got whiteware

(stbb 449) slanteyez x BubaHercs x Kale - simmer

05/10/16...STBB 500 ENTRY...
THE INTERNET DOESNT EVEN HAPPEN PROPERLY IN THIS ROOM. LIKE THERES CHICKEN WIRE BUILT INTO THE WALLS MESSING UP THE FUCKIN WI FI. WISH I COULD HIGH FIVE IT IN ITS RIGHT EYE WITH A HANDFUL OF BALL SWEAT.
IM SITTING HERE GETTIN IN MORE DEBT. SOMETHING AINT RIGHT BEHIND MY FOREHEAD. TRAPPED INSIDE A VORTEX. FUCK CATCHING A ROCKET TO MARS IM GOING MULTIDIMENSIONAL WHILE DEEP FRYING VEGETABLES. THATS NOT EVEN SENSIBLE. ATE SOME DAMP USED COFFEE GROUNDS GOING FULL PARKINSONS CANT EVEN HOLD THE PENCIL STILL LIKE HIPPIES TRIPPING HEAVILY AT A FESTIVAL, SMOKE TILL I TURN INTO A VEGETABLE. FIVE PLUS A DAY CUNTS.

(stbb 500) cloud shaped bacon

26-04-17 ..STBB 529 ENTRY... AS WE PROCEED TO SPIT SOME SHIT AS HIGH AS THE STRATOSPHERE. IM RUNNING OUT OF TIME AGAIN

(stbb 529) woke up in the middle of the night and theres sandwiches

28/05/17 ... STBB 534 ENTRY... I HAVENT HEARD ANYTHING OTHER THAN THE SOOTHING SOUNDS OF MONEY PILING UP FOR THE LAST FORTNIGHT. I MADE THIS IN THE TIME IT TOOK TO COOK TWO SLICES OF TOAST AND BUILD A CLOTHESLINE

(stbb 534) microwaved sunday roast something

20/09/18.... STBB 602.... THIS WAS NOT MADE WITH THE GOODNESS OF 4 GRAINS AND 120% FULL CREAM GOATS MILK IM AFRAID. SHIT ALL I HAD THIS MORNING WAS A WATERY ASS BOWL OF ROLLED OATS. IM GETTING ON IN MY YEARS MAN GOTTA GET THAT ROUGHAGE UP IN YOUR DIET. GOT TO HAVE THAT SLOW BURNING SUSTAINABLE ENERGY. ONCE AGAIN IM LATE FOR EMPLOYMENT.

(stbb 602) breakfast of champions ep vol. 2

05/01/19... BRINGING BACK THE WARM CRYSTAL CLEAR HIGH RESOLUTION OF NO FRILLS VHS LIVE AND DIRECT TO YOUR SHITTY LITTLE BLUETOOTH SPEAKER. 10 DOLLAR K MART MUFFLED TREBLE GENERATOR. GOOD FOR THROWING OUT OF MOVING TRAINS. I HAD TO TAPE OVER COCA COLA CHRISTMAS IN THE PARK 1999 AND AIR BUD TO BRING THIS INTO EXISTENCE. IT WAS LIKE GIVING BIRTH THRU A TOENAIL. I HAVENT LEFT THIS GARAGE  IN SEVEN DAYS. THIS HAS BEEN LIKE THE EXTENDED VERSION OF THE RESSURECTION OF JESUS. MAYBE IT IS AND THE BIBLE WAS WRITTEN IN THE FUTURE, THEY JUST ALTERED THE STORY A LITTLE BIT. THIS IS LIKE THE GOSPEL OF WAIKARAKA.  ITS ABOUT TIME THAT PLACE GOT A FUCKIN DAIRY.

very warm tapes vol 3

DC BEAT BATTLE 0001

15/08/19.... STBB 649 ENTRY... ITS COLD HERE

(stbb 649) i think this froze

EMP10 PROJECT MIXDOWN ONE OF THE VERSIONS OF IT ANYWAY.. FEATURING A VERSE FROM BRODEEZY. AND SOME BUBBLING CREEK NOISES AND WHATNOT

fried chicken

040119 ITS MORE LIKE A STORM WATER LEAK BUT WHATEVER MAN

sample: https://soundcloud.com/iamporou/seavoid

i got a lake

17/03/20.... IM DOING SOMETHING W THIS NEXT WEEK

the world hasnt changed

network 2

19... STRAIGHT UP. IM LOOKING AT SENDING BEATS TO THE COUNCIL TO PLAY IN THE PUBLIC TOILETS. THE SPEAKERS IN THERE ARE PHONE QUALITY ALREADY. THATS HOW THIS IS MEANT TO BE HEARD. THEN ILL START LEASING OUT GAPS FOR ADS. THERES ABOUT TO BE ALOT MORE POST SHIT NECK INJURIES.

i think we getting worse

chlorine thickshake

24 ....MICROWAVED FORGOTTEN 2 MINUTE NOODLE TYPE SHIT

dont

empty

wildlife

unsafe milk

brakes

aint much

FROM THE DARK AND COLD AND FORBIDDING WILDERNESS OF THE NORTH AN UNLIKELY YOUNG HERO EMERGES TO BRING A POSITIVE MESSAGE TO SOCIETY IN A EXHILIRATING DISPLAY OF TALENT AND ORIGINALITY NEVER SEEN BEFORE ANYWHERE. SET TO TAKE OVER THE GAME IN 2012. NA JUST TRICKING. IF YOURE SICK OF READING ABOUT THIS SORT OF HALF BAKED BULLSHIT IN AN ARTISTS DESCRIPTION THAN YOU ARE IN GOOD PLACE YES.


PRODUCER FOR THE 'OBC' AS ANDREW LIKES TO CALL IT. ONCE  UPON A TIME WAS ALSO A FAIRLY AVERAGE XYLOPHONE PLAYER, AND KEYBOARDIST/MC/ENGINEER/PRODUCER/HYPE MAN/GHOSTWRITER FOR THE LEGENDARY EXPERIMENTAL BAND SLEEP_OUT, WHICH WAS BASICALLY AN EXCUSE TO SMOKE SHIT WEED AND EAT PIZZA. AND MAKE TERRIBLE SONGS THAT WERE OK EXCEPT FOR SINGER.

 IT WAS GREAT SUCESS.

NOT REALLY. 

BTW IM GUNNA DROP SOME SOLO SHIT SOON. ITL BE THE KINDOF  SHIT THAT MAKES YOU GO "HMMM UMMMM YEAH ITS OK I GUESS"

slanteyez

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