# 10   "_." "_."   Justin Pardy   Fuck You Two

Fantastic underground band of the 80's in New England

Track 2 Living On DogFood By the TWISTY GERBER EXPERIENCE

A lost track from SV4 Sessions. Jason Bouchard and Jason Fogg

I've Closed My Eyes To Look For You

The Pennsylvania Anglers Society - Queen Of Diamonds

Dr. Mal Muerte & the Drugs - Get Your Head

What did you hear?
You got a strange look on your face.
Is it for real?
Or do you wanna crush it like a grape.

I wanna walk the streets with a cape.
Maybe tap dance on your face.
I got a lot of love for me and you.
Fuck Today, and Tomorrow too!

Woooowowowowwooooo (a bunch of times)

GUITAR SOLO, YO!

(BASS DROP, BALLS RUMBLE!)

Your friends band. x4

Michele: Dude, my bands playin the Knitting Factory tonight!
Morgan: How much are tickets?
Michele: $15
Morgan: Aw thats too much for me, I think I'm gunna stay home and make some art.

What did you do?
I quit my job and spent all my doh!
Why did you quit?
I didn't quit, I just hired myself!

I wanna walk the streets with a cane.
Maybe tap dance on your face.
I got a lot of love for me and you.
Fuck Today, and Tomorrow too!

Michele: Hey, man, you missed an epic show dude!
Morgan: Yeah well, I made a a really cool collage. Maybe i can sell it and come to your next show!

Your friends band, fuck today and tomorrow too!
Your friends band, fuck today and tomorrow too!
Your friends band, fuck today and tomorrow too!
Your friends band, fuck today and tomorrow too!

Morgan & Dylan Lappin - Your Friends Band

TASCAM 1493

A collection of various favorites from the Mighty Void! Yes! That's Right! A Greatest Hits Collection from the band that loves to hate itself. Slappy Void has been around since...well, the early 1990's. Hailing from Lewiston/Auburn, Maine- You can actually smell the canal water when you listen to these audio selections. So, grab a Somalian, kick back and feast on a fergy whilst your eardrums get raped by Slappy Void! :) 

Dark Man

EctoMorph BURNING ALABASTER STATUES

come on out for feeling so alive 
oh the ways
bringing out a little bit more 
I can see your face

go on out and wander all around
take things slow
you know I'm making my mark
and I can hear your name 

you can feel the same way too
I can make it belong to you

effortless wheels always roll 
they're spinning around you
and circles they come back to touch
oh the ways
the way you feel for me 
oh the looks that you give me

The Pennsylvania Anglers Society - Oh the Ways

The Pennsylvania Anglers Society - Stay At Home

"Slappy Void.When they asked me to write a paragraph or two about Slappy Void,initially I thought “Sure,no problem”…but how do you sum up Slappy fucking Void in a paragraph ot two?You could write a novel about the Void.Completely unique in approach and style.Nothing else could be so ebb and flow,limp and biscuit,yin and yang,corn and Korn. Miramax can go fuck themselves. They simply do not understand.The Void is how it is because that’s what it is.Nothing more and certainly nothing less.I mean,where do you think anyone has ever gotten the idea to do anything at all?Slappy fucking Void,that’s where.It’s not even anything at all,it’s fucking everything!Dry as a popcorn fart one second,then saturated like a pair of depends at D’youville Pavillion the next.I remember scrubbing floors at the Sabattus Street Can’t –A-Ford listening to the very first Slappy Void on a walkman,laughing hystericallynight after night.People looking at me like I’m the one that’s crazy.So what if I’m just one of those guys from Lewiston that gets on the news…big fucking deal!Slappy Void will do that to a person.It has an effect on you.It changes one’s perspective.Everything is really completely stupid,cupid.I’ve got a beard to trim;I’ve got a cross to bear.They don’t know me.They don’t know Slappy Void and they don’t know Nota!There’s immaturity in Slappy Void,a cocksureness that is more a foible of youth than of men who have experienced much in nearly a decade.It leads to excess,overindulgenece and a constant dancing in defiance of normality.As much in the same way that children defy parents,Slappy Void defies convention.And that,perhaps more than what they’ve accomplished musically,is what seperates them from anything you’ve ever heard.A boisterous,persistent rebelliousness for all to see!So what more can one say about the tenure of Slappy Void?Plenty,but time and space are simply limitations beyond my control.I think Jason Fogg said it best when he said”If you liked Slappy Void One,and you liked Slappy Void Two…and you liked Slappy Void Three…..than you’re going to like Slappy Void Four!”So sit back,adjust your undergarments and prepare to experience the psychoglamicpryoclastic cloud that is Slappy fucking Void. Sinceriously Retarded,Flower Punk" - Reviewed by Shane Pelletier ( Columnist for Slappy Void Magazine 2010)

Dark Man

Slappy Void

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