From the final Slappy recording session, in the year 2000. Originally by another much more famous NJ band.

TV Casualty

From the "Stupid Love Songs" 7'. Slappy's first tune. A rather stupid one, at that. It lives up, or down, to the 7" title.

Mail Order Bride

Written by Impossible Dave. Second best sounding song that Slappy did. Circa 1997. Yes, Back To The Future.

The distance there between us is just a matter of space. Whoa. Whoa Oh. Whoa Oh.

It's like getting a chair shot to the head. It's like having a barbed wire bed.
ECW.

I bet Davey and Marcia Brady did it. Impossible Dave put this one together.

When things got "good". Halfway To Respectability.

Endless Matt's witty classic. Love it as I do.

Listen to us bludgeon this Replacements classic into submission.

The Ballad Of Slappy. Really, this is probably the most accurate portrayal of this band's existence.

Why? Because it's fast. The lack of lyrics is a good thing.