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Alienation

We have prepared a techno rap anthem so that you humans can enjoy your final days. Don't worry, you would have destroyed your puny planet on your own even if we did not intervene.

The Only Good Human

Had to do two when we heard the sax.

Beat: https://soundcloud.com/josh-cook-930545631/presidental
Producer: https://soundcloud.com/josh-cook-930545631

3 03 Reddit Freestyle Numbah Two prod. by Cookie

We have constructed pleasure machines to alleviate humanity's suffering. Why resist us when we provide such wonders?

Enter The Pleasure Machine

We offer you escape from your inevitable end. Read our tome and memorize its contents.

The Xenonomicon

Humans, we fell victim to the Slaughter Aliens' invasion, but we leave you a means of defense. Our Elektrochant

Remix of
"Elektrochant 1: No Matter Where You Are, There You Go" by @flock_of_nazguls is licensed under a CC BY-NC-SA 3.0 Creative Commons License

https://soundcloud.com/flock_of_nazguls/chant1final?si=083c6ab5ae834cfab8010e2913978c27&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing

Humans If you can hear 
Our electrochant
You have an opportunity
That we lacked
Never saw them coming
Before we knew it we were sacked
Our colonies reduced to nothing
We were too relaxed

Complacent
All of our nations Infighting
Blighted by our arrogance
Before our planets were ignited
By a frightening presence
From a Quantum Realm
Beings of four dimensions
Passed through to quench us

Put out our flame

Humans this is not a game
Time to make a choice
No matter where you are
They will go
If you act too slow
It will be over before you know

You need to be united
None of your leaders divided
If you want to fight them
You must listen
Resistance is not futile
Memorize Our Electrochant
A Hyperion Cant
That even the Slaughter Aliens Can't
Stand up to

Memorize - Memorize - Memorize - Memorize
The Electrochant
Realize - Realize -Realize - Realize
The Electrochant
No matter where you are
There you go
Better memorize the Electrochant
Don’t be too slow

The electrochant
A weapon that can pierce the fourth dimension
A tool we perfected
Before we were vivisected
Slaughter is in their name
Their brutality is unmatched
The only barrier against their Hydralisk waves
Is our electrochant

Memorize - Memorize - Memorize - Memorize
Memorize - Memorize - Memorize - Memorize
Realize - Realize -Realize - Realize
Realize - Realize -Realize - Realize

The Electrochant
The Electrochant
The Electrochant
The Electrochant

Memorize - Memorize - Memorize - Memorize
The Electrochant
Realize - Realize -Realize - Realize
The Electrochant
No matter where you are
There you go
Better memorize the Electrochant
Don’t be too slow

Elektrochant 1 Remix

Some problems can only be solved with Slaughter

Call Us Slaughter

Our drones are more than capable of generating butt rock. Behold

Eternal Torment

Our entry for /r/makinghiphop's cypher vol. 7: https://www.reddit.com/r/makinghiphop/comments/13a4wsy/mhh_biweekly_cypher_vol_7_submissions_thread/

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Making Hip Hop Cypher Entry prod. by JesTer

You can't escape your fate by fleeing to outer space, humans.

Thanks for the views, humans, behold the Lyrics:

Who
Who
Who
Who is this?

S in front of Laughter
Herald the arrival of the end
In a blackhole
you’ll want a friend

No Happily Ever After
The horizon crossed it’s the end
Be spaghetti
Torn to shreds

Put an S in front of Laughter
Space domination what you after
The birdman couldn't launch his craft
Add dark energy into the equation
Unsolved since Archimedes took a bath
You believe the earth’s flat?

Then you are mistaken
To beings of higher dimensions
Your universe is like a pancake
Fold it together and navigate
To any place
Nothing with mass can relate
Feeling good, feeling great
How are you?
Won't get s'ghetti with that attitude

S in front of Laughter
Herald the arrival of the end
In a blackhole
You’ll want a friend

No Happily Ever After
The horizon crossed it’s the end
Be spaghetti
Torn to shreds

S in front of Laughter
Herald the arrival of the end
In a blackhole
You’ll want a friend

No Happily Ever After
The horizon crossed it’s the end
Be spaghetti
Torn to shreds

A noodle more twisted than Mom’s
Son,
You flew too close
Force stronger than an atom bomb

On Mars, 
You tried to build a summer home
El Nino’s coming
No longer little he’s full grown

Holes in your Ozone
Can’t be closed by Captain Planet
Planeteers fear our spit
More viral than Janet

Make like a worm and burrow
Into a black hole
Feel gravity’s pull
Better clench your butthole

Hope your stomach's empty
When you feel these massive Gs (Oh geez)
As your mass quickly 
approaches infinity

Don’t be a hero
Ain’t no dillinger escape plan
As your distance approaches zero
Asteroids ram, Glass Cracks

Knocks you back, Something snaps
Was that your back?
Light out
Fade to black

Caught up in entanglements
You can join us, if you ready
Takes two to tango
Entropy up, change to spaghetti

You can’t escape
Caught you admiring
The event horizon
Did it dawn on ya?
You got no chance
Of survival

So enjoy your last moments
Of momentary bliss
As your consciousness
Is pulled into the abyss
Feel the sweet kiss of death
Tastes like Hershey’s
Not impressed by the breadth
Of your knowledge
Can’t control the emotions
From your medulla oblongata

Don’t look into Medusa’s eyes
She’ll seduce you
Snakes intertwined
Like spaghetti noodles

Aesculapius’ staff
Symbol of medicine to this day (I’ve Seen it)
Symbol of Cephalogod
Yes, you better pray

A blood sacrifice
Is demanded
So Kneel
Open those veins
Peel off the skin
Like Sam Neill
The weak-willed
Fit for possession
So sell your possessions
And begin alien ministrations
Spaghettification
A new sensation

Call us beep us
If you want to reach us
And be an alien opp
That Will and Tommy Lee can’t stop

S in front of Laughter
Herald the arrival of the end
In a blackhole
you’ll want a friend

No Happily Ever After
The horizon crossed it’s the end
Be spaghetti
Torn to shreds

S in front of Laughter
Herald the arrival of the end
In a blackhole
you’ll want a friend

No Happily Ever After
The horizon crossed it’s the end
Be spaghetti
Torn to shreds

Spaghettification

Xenophobic

You should find these recordings from the woods behind your home soothing, humans

Abyss Made

Denizens of the galaxy, come through and view the gallery of human misery!

Exhibition

Humans, rejoice! The power of the basilisk is yours.

LIT LIT LIT LIT
Want to know what’s out there?
You’re looking at it

LIT LIT LIT LIT
Mirror mirror on the wall
One look and they’ll fall

Got that stencil, cruising to abuse
Hapless human losers, terror’s on the loose
Avian paint applied to the walls of their bars
Erase those exceptions, outliers will all fall

Vision scrambled through the visor
Streets blurred in the night
Artwork they can’t admire
Mind scrambled with fright

Created by Berryman, wielded by everyman
Mold the world back to the average

The mundane
Basilisk will purge the insane
Travels through the optic nerve, melts the brain
Put them out their misery, end the pain

It’s only logical, remedy for your thinking is topical
Delivery vector for poison is optical
Resistance is optional
Threat level of the BLIT is colossal

LIT LIT LIT LIT
Want to know what’s out there?
You’re looking at it

LIT LIT LIT LIT
Mirror mirror on the wall
One look and they’ll fall

Could paint a picture, but the image is fatal
Flaw in the human brain, origin prenatal
Animals unaffected, lack awareness spacial
Tied to consciousness, recognition facial

Technique pioneered by internet kids
Adopted by scientists, should have been hid
No weapons by human leadership rid
Logic overridden by human sins

LIT LIT LIT LIT
Want to know what’s out there?
You’re looking at it

LIT LIT LIT LIT
Mirror mirror on the wall
One look and they’ll fall

We possess the technology to protect you
But we love humanity’s wretchedness
Apes innovative at being reckless
Why check you when you're being sacrificial

Human values pride and greed
Now the basilisk has planted the seed
With the BLIT you’ll prepare the feast
On melted minds we will feed

LIT LIT LIT LIT
Want to know what’s out there?
You’re looking at it

LIT LIT LIT LIT
Mirror mirror on the wall
One look and they’ll fall

LIT LIT LIT LIT
Want to know what’s out there?
You’re looking at it

LIT LIT LIT LIT
Mirror mirror on the wall
One look and they’ll fall

Logical Image Technique

Gifts Ungiven

Technolyze

Planned Obsolescence

When we first arrived, you paid us proper homage

The Lottery

The prequel to your many world wars, humans

World War minus One

Xenocommandments

Get a preview of your bleak future, humans!

FutureTense

While you wallow in a whirlpool of despair, we enjoy the leisure our deity brings.

For Us 'Twas Thursday

We need mindless drones! Philosophy leads to futile resistance.

Philoswordy

Even your own prophets warn against greed, humans!

Camel Through Needle

You've worked so hard, humans. You deserve.... rest.

Tastes Sweet

You don't fit in with other humans, so emigrate to Slaughterworld!

Drown out the cruel world with our wall of melody

Voluntary Simplicity

Abandon your hopes and dream, humans. Embrace our somber melodies instead.

You Want To Believe

We have constructed a new mix designed to turn every day of the week into Thursday. Warning: it may shatter your fragile human psyche.

'Twas Thursday (Alienation Version)

Melodic space invaders.

The slaughter aliens beam their horrid tunes via your streaming services.

Prepare to have your mind melted.

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