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My dog took a poop in the yard today,
Wiggled his butt and pranced away.
But hanging on back like a clinging friend,
Was a little brown nugget he forgot to end!
Get Down!
Oh, dingle berry, swinging free,
Like a badge of shame on his furry booty.
He strutted around like the king of the block,
While I chased him down with a poop bag and shock!
He rolled in the grass, he sat on the floor,
Left a little skid on my clean back door.
I said, “Buddy, please, have some class,”
He just smiled with a turd on his ass!
Dingle berry… you cling with pride,
Hanging on through the bumpy ride.
Next time, pal, when you squat to drop,
Let’s shake it loose before we stop!
Dingle berry… you cling with pride,
Hanging on through the bumpy ride.
Next time, pal, when you squat to drop,
Let’s shake it loose before we stop!

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Dingleberries

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