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Two mobs that look strangely alike, but are yet so different in their existence: Witch vs Villager!

Mat4yo as The Witch
MCGamingFtW as The Villager

Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MINECRAFT
WITCH
VS
THE VILLAGER
BEGIN

Villager:
Calm down, witch, I'll squeeze your wart
Shove your broom up your ass before you start.
Live in a peaceful town, you make them players drown
Get rid of the frown and shut your business down.
You could try to keep things safe, and stop.
Droppin' potions, and droppin' shit on top
Don't be killing the people like animals and all
You could be stacking players with emeralds.
Take a shot on Herobrine, he could fulfill all your needs
Get back to your stinky swamp and let us live in our peace.
Don't be so mean, and don't be a bitch, 
don't be so lean you're not even rich.
Even though we look peaceful, soft, and stiff, look out, you'll be found dead in a ditch.

Witch:
I'm the wicked witch with the sickest spit
which will wither your wittle white clothes to bits, bitch
Take a little dose of my cauldron's potion
Incinerate you, scatter you across the ocean
Leave you frozen, but I'm not a golem
I'm a show biz witch, so I'll show this nomad
That he's just a spawn of golden apple jacks and a splash from the ass (drip sound)
Lemme cast a spell on you, Drop you through my test tube
Take the tubes out of this douche so to make sure this faggot can't reproduce
I'll testificate this testicle sucker, waste of a dataspace straight out the .jar (dot jar)
now turn the volume down, As I place a curse on this villager's town

Zombie villager:
Don't you dare try to take me down, you're about to be eaten.
By this magnificent mob, who's 'bout to pillage your kitchen, 
and take all of your potions, cauldrons and mushrooms out of your window.
I'm the Zombie villager, I'll take your wand and make the wind blow.
If you had a wand, now do you witch?
You're a hocus pocus sack of shit.
You're identical to a villager, 
I'm the zombie villager village pillager.
I'll go back in time, to superstition. 
Where people still had a vision.
They'll burn you alive, stab you with a knife. 
Take a good dive, before I arrive!
I can't wait for you to spit your next verse through your rotten teeth.
Perhaps you could take a shower, perhaps you could wash your feet
You're not a woman, you're a transgender troll living in a house in the swamp.
I'm going to finish this crappy rap by killing you and eating you for lunch!
Witch:
Come out of the dark, remove your armor and fight
I'll exterminate you babies and I won't need sunlight
You broccoli headed - undead settlers
 better stop all the moaning just cause you can't get a girl into bed
I don't need a weapon to threaten you and your bretheren
I'll hocus pocus chocke a bitch until you're left beheaded
and then I'll bring you back to life, then I'll kill you again
Burn you to a skeleton and then I'll burn you again
You rotten flesh, don't forget that I can resist
anything you come at this - with - bitch - i'm the witch
Network ID 66 - but you already know
my proboscis is in motion - you're going to slow 
i'm pinocchio, my nose is growing you're not goin anywhere
i control you while i'm robed and growing old with gray hair
I'll send you to the underworld, I'm queen of the overworld
and you pussies just got verbally served by a girl

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MINECRAFT!

Witch vs The Villager. Epic Rap Battles of Minecraft Season 2.

By Ertyez @ Youtube  
Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8d6gB4tpF9k 

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