My Name Is Slim Sameedy (My Name Is - Eminem parody). Slim Sameedy's first single. Beat and lyrics composed by Brian Lee.

Lyrics
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Hi! My name is... (what?) My name is... (who?)
My name is... [scratches] Slim Sameedy
Hi! My name is... (huh?) My name is... (what?)
My name is... [scratches] Slim Sameedy

Ahem... excuse me!
Can I have the attention of the class for one second?

Hi kids! Do you like curry? (Yeah yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me stick Dr.Brown's dick through the holes that are glory?(Uh-huh!)
Wanna copy me and take hard AP Classes? (Yeah yeah!)
Try 'cid and get fucked up worse that life of pi is? (Huh?)
My brain's dead weight, I'm trying to get my head straight
But I can't figure out which Brown Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm...)
And Dr. Brown said, "Slim Sameedy you a basehead!"
Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red? Man you wasted!"
Well since age five, I've felt like I'm someone else
Cause I solved pre calc problems my self from India where plastic melts
Got pissed off and ripped Nigger Indian's tits off
And smacked her so hard, curry came out of her vagina, so i licked it soft
I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass
Faster than an elephant who sat down too fast
C'mere slut! (Sameedy, wait a minute, that's my curry dog!)
I don't give a fuck, Gandhi sent me lick all the curries off

Hi! My name is... (what?) My name is... (who?)
My name is... [scratches] Slim Sameedy
Hi! My name is... (huh?) My name is... (what?)
My name is... [scratches] Slim Sameedy

My Math teacher wanted to flunk me in India High
Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be memorizing all of the pi
I smacked him in his face with a cow dick, followed him steady
And dipped his nuts to a bowl of curry (Owwwwwwww!)
Walked in to America, had my under armor hat backwards
All the niggas from Compton are nothing but standards
Real niggas from India don't have to say any words
Go ahead, try to get out of there, it would be like solving a password (HaHa!)
Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to
I just found out my mom ate beaf even tho she is a hindu(Damn!)
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous brown boy
Make a record about eating curry and name it after her (Oh thank you!)
You know you blew up when the women rush your stands
And try to touch your hands like some screaming Cricket fans (Aaahhhhhh!)
This guy Gandhi asked for my autograph
(Dude, can I get your autograph?)
So I signed it: 'Dear Gandhi, thanks for the support, BROWN FUCK!'

Hi! My name is... (what?) My name is... (who?)
My name is... [scratches] Slim Sameedy
Hi! My name is... (huh?) My name is... (what?)
My name is... [scratches] Slim Sameedy

Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!)
Dr. Brown, don't just stand there, Calculate
I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to solve calculus (Fuck that!)
I'll have to use my calculator this time. It's gonna be ridiculous (Huh yup!)
Am I adding or subtracting? I can barely decide
I just got off the boat, dare me to solve?
All my life I was very deprived
I ain't had a curry in years, so my cums are too sticky to hide (Whoops!)
Clothes ripped like the Peacekeeper Gandhi (hachhh-too)
I pray when I talk, I'll save anything that walks (C'mere)
When I was little my family used to run out of curry so i would throw fits
How you gonna pass honors calc Sameedy? (Wah!)
You ain't got no dicks! (Wahhh!)
I lay awake and strap myself in the boat
With a tiger and can foods that are pretty much a dope
I'm steaming mad.
And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?)
Tell him that I ate McDonald's and felt really glad.

Hi! My name is... (what?) My name is... (who?)
My name is... [scratches] Slim Sameedy
Hi! My name is... (huh?) My name is... (what?)
My name is... [scratches] Slim Sameedy

Slim Sameedy

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