This is a much better quality version of one of my best spoken word poems. With my dear friend Gerald on guitar we were able to capture a sound that is both unique, and crisp. Thanks for listening!

Life is in the Trees (Acoustic) Featuring Gerald Holt on guitar

Jeff Key I'm not sure if you were the one I was thinking of but your name worked for the lyric. (Sorry). 

Lyrics-

Goodbyes of old, and goodbyes still told, through the words that we sang through our facebook posts, and the hatred we spewed towards each other was used, ohhh some for egos and some for the truth,
never never 'gain, never never 'gain, never never 'gain will you see me friend, never never 'gain never 'gain never never 'gain will we share a trend, and if we cross the shore, our paths will be restored, I hope fateful day we'll have some words to say,  and maybe you'll be late, as long as it's a date, but if we caaaan't get passed this threshold, I can promise we'll never even know what it is to look each other in the eye at that moment when we hug a goodbye


Goodbye facebook it's been some kind of ride, I think of that time when I had me a bride,

It was my buddy Chad and the engagement we had and sorry my friend you're not as cool as your dad, and all those times when James and I trolled that cross eyed bitch who in the end turned out to be just a spiteful witch, and all those debates on rockfight were great, even the ones who knew nothing about hip hop (Jeff Key) Fuck Jeff Keeyyyy and fuck you facebook you don't define me!

The Most Epic Goodbye Facebook Ballad of All Time by Jack Holley (music by BrunuhVille)

I was assigned this project..by my own free will. The angels told me to do it...just kidding. I was given the opportunity to meet with the woman who is known by her followers as "Mother God" (I call her MG2020) by a friend who had gotten stuck at her home and brainwashed.  It was a hard opportunity to pass up, but when I got there I realized it was a little bit more serious than that. It wasn't just entertainment for me. I was sitting at ground zero of a cult following. I walked into her room and the first thing she told me was, "I am the mother of all creation. I am Mother God." and I saw the trance she had her in-house worshipers in. It was appalling even terrifying to see how much of a stronghold she had over these weak minded people. There was a girl there in the living room who had left her 3 children in Louisiana to move all the way up to Dunsmuir, CA and "study" underneath MG2020. The sad thing is that this girl seemed to really be looking for something and I didn't see any return being given to her aside from her "service" to MG. "I have a deal I've made with my 'co creators'. I give my life to them! In return I ask that they help me out with donations, like crystals, and weed, and vodka. These are the things I require from them." Among the crystals, booze and weed are other "donations" that she requires such as her suggested $77.77 "love donation" that she takes for the online therapy sessions she does with her "co-creators". On average she has about 4-5 sessions a day, and let me tell you they go to a very beautiful cause. The cause of keeping this egomaniac off of the street corner she would ordinarily be on and into her beautiful home overlooking a river adjacent street in Dunsmuir. I really did enjoy my chat with her but I think what she is doing is selfish, and dangerous, and I'd be a fool not to share this information with you all in order to prevent something like this happening to the easily entranced, and if nothing else to entertain those who are easily amused. I prefer the latter. Without further adieu, my interview with MG2020 or MOTHER GOD!

Sloan's Mantel

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