Snow Loop

I'm like "hey, what's up, hello"
Seen yo double chin soon as you came in that door
I just wanna chill, got some crays for us to boil
Married to the mudbug, introduced her to my stove
Showed her how to suck the head, iced tea, sweet n low
She my cray queen, corn n red potato
We be spicin' up, watch how red them crays go
We just set a goal, crawfish in the Lambo
Got 56 a pound, prob' a 100 pounds though
Man, I swear I love them handles my corn yo
Hit the seafood section, we be letting bands go
Everybody eatin'till we bust right out our drawers
In love with the mudbug, I ain't never letting go

And I get cray with my baby (baby)
Boilin' at the mall, I'm snackin' fly with my baby, yeah
And I twist tails with my baby (baby)
I be in the kitchen suckin' heads with my baby, yeah 

Cray Queen

I Dream Of Babes

met a chick and her apartment was drenched in cat piss. dang.

Cat Piss City

Seasonal Affective Disorder

Illuminati Psy-Ops Takeover

I spent far too much time making this short little diddy about Jack Chick.

Jack Chick

Sloan Stewart - I Stand With Santa (Peter Stubb cover)

Slowmouth (High Quality Smash Mouth content)

PENTAGRAM cover I did way back in like 2011/12?

Sign Of The Wolf (Pentagram cover)

The Power Is Yours

I've had this clip on my computer for a long time to hopefully use as an intro for a tune someday, but just realized I needed to upload it for safekeeping. Enjoy!

“Grandpa Got Run Over by His Grandkids”
Season 3, Episode 23
What do men in Vegas really crave? Apparently, if you’re hometown hero Jon Taffer, the answer is bacon. Now, the bacon thing has been overblown for a while. But that doesn’t stop Taffer from re-imagining Kerry's -- $4 million, shitty sports bar that looks like a Bob Evans run by a family of squabbling Jersey Shore rejects -- into a palace of pig called Bacon Bar. There are bacon-rimmed cocktails, bacon-loaded food, pint glasses of bacon, bacon-themed art, TVs showing sizzling bacon, and enough pig-based decorations to make Pink Floyd envious. If you thought the bacon trend was overblown, well, you were right. And here is proof. (Also, this place is still in business, so, um, maybe he was right all along.)

 - https://www.thrillist.com/drink/nation/best-bar-rescue-episodes

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