...you'll never cut it as a magician.
but i still love you.

owls with gelatinous emotional eminence try to get in your car and you
trying to say no but the effrontery
you think you're gonna uh
uh
uh
uh
uh
uh
every time you uh it is sharper
until you decapitate two owls
but the primptest owl sits down
its golden owl ass
your car is marked forever
touch me in-e-way

SYnce we're being honest...

I remember being pushed in a lake
I was canoeing with Jake the Snake Roberts
earlier having had been pushed too far
on a treadmill to the brink of discomposure
in an actual cafe where i purchased all of their scones
I was alone there was a traffic cone
from the right side of it came a bear
wearing a police car flasher like a Shriner's cap.
I fell from the treadmill into a pile of scones
Jake the Snake Roberts gave the bear a high five.
I remember being alone on the lake
I was canoeing and very much discomposed
earlier having had flashed a police car wearing a Shriner's cap
right where i fell alone into traffic.
Disco pushed out of the speaker cones in the cafe
The snake i bear on the right side
the actual snake chased the ink snake
to the brink of a lake
the bear wearing ear rings gave me a high five
Here is what i remember, sure, one more push
Jake the police bear was alone in a cafe
I pushed a pile of canoes to the brink
of a shrine and disco was alone on the right side.
the speaker gave me a pile of ashes
and pushed me into traffic
and i was very much like a snake
earlier having had been actually chased
to a shrine by all of their members in robes
i was on a lake of embers and pus
a car fell into the canoe
no, a bear fell into the ice
and then i was one

False Dream 1

oven mitz

circa maybe 2005?

inspired by inTOXICating views from the banks of Beargrass Creek, how lovely her antifreeeze-coloured waters run into the wildlife-rich Ohio River and enrich its surrounding valley with mutations no one will ever fully understand...

beargrass creek fantasia

mzizTorrence

thank you Jordan Robert and Nava for percolating my brain 02-02-14

percussion discussion

Totally, Yammed in the Tummies

this was my piece for Octophonic October 2014 at Mills College

Micelayeggswithswansinthem

Yoga With Scissors

Crap Taxidermy

when i was in 6th grade, i lived next door to billy and bryant and they were my best friends. i would get billy in a full nelson and bryant would give him a big slobbery kiss on his forehead, which would drip all down his face. i thought this was the funniest thing ever 

slobberkiss intl