It's the original version of Tea from 2005.

Tea With Two Sugars Please (Original Version)

Have You Been Irradiated

It was made in a lab somewhere in Salford.

When I woke up this morning, I had turned into a mushroom.

Martian's believe that they can cook Earth food better than Humans, but nobody wants to eat it.

It won't be the machines that rise up against us, it'll be the furniture.

How do you protect your loved ones when the apocalypse comes?

Spare a thought for those with toxic legs.

The adventures of a time-travelling, wine-loving slug.

What will President Lincoln do with his finances when he rises from the dead?  This question and more will be answered.

Insanely powerful magical kitchen implements can be quite hard to control and must not fall into the wrong hands.  