In the first episode of the podcast, the titular duo talks about traveling, failed relationships, and comedy, and how apolitical they both are.

Ep. 1 Everybody meet Bill and J ft. J’s Roomates

Bill and J talk about traveling, the news, and lying while trying to maintain that they're still good people.

Ep. 2 It's Impossible to Have Two Friends ft. Jeethi

Bill and J talk about blaming the world for all their problems, being a loser and then they try to have conversations that make sense at 2 AM.

Ep. 3 Being Easy To Make Fun Of Actually Makes You Cool

Bill Bennett, J Brash, and Mitchell Harmon drive each other closer to insanity, talking about past relationships, skating, and how to put somebody in their place.

Ep. 4 It's Not Our Fault It's Small ft. Mitchell Harmon Pt. 1

Crazy things happen for Bill Bennett, J Brash, and Mitchell Harmon. They talk about it and go slowly insane.

Ep. 4 It's Not Our Fault It's Small ft. Mitchell Harmon Pt. 2

Bill Bennett and J Brash talk about traveling, being based, and getting really mad over weird issues.
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Ep. 6 Christmas But Without The Dad

Bill Bennett, J Brash, and Murad talk about doing comedy in new places, movies, and weird books. email us: bennettbeingbill@gmail.com

Ep. 8 BBAB (Bill's Bad At Books) ft. Murad

Bill Bennett, J Brash, and Nick Scott talk about Chairs, their favorite stand-up sets, and peaking as a child.
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Ep. 9  Have a Seat ft. Nick Scott

Bill Bennett, Connor Don, and Guest Jay Light talk about weed and astrology, being unashamed of pissing yourself and maybe having fans.
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Ep. 11 What a Neat Podcast! ft. Jay Light

Bill Bennett, Connor Don, and Dayton Bisset talk about astrology, becoming a politician, and squashing the beef.
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Ep. 12 At-Fault Car Crash Comedians ft. Dayton Bisset

Bill Bennett, Connor Don, and Stephen Taylor talk about weed and astrology while working, loving people, and being Asian.
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Ep. 13 The World Is Doomed ft. Stephen Taylor

We got a full ensemble cast with Bill Bennett, Connor Don, Michael Blanck, and Sarah O'Sullivan. They talk about weed/astrology, being the shit in high school, and being extremely talented as well as good-looking. feel free to email us: bennettbeingbill@gmail.com

Ep. 14 I'm Never Posting My Gf ft. Michael Blanck and Sarah O'Sullivan

Bill Bennett, Connor Don, and Stacy Cay talk about Loving and Eating Ducks, Asian things, and Astrology.
Check out Stacy Cay's Twitter and Spend the Night comedy show.
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Ep. 18 Stacy Cay Gives No Ducks

Bill Bennett and Connor Don are with Thomas Hughes and Gracie Christie. They talk about wearing crystals, having a lot of sex, and committing crimes in public.
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Ep.19 [REDACTED] Is Our One True Love ft. Thomas and Gracie

Bill Bennett, Connor Don, and J Petty talk about being from southern Kansas, Coming Out As A Virgo, and Bill's terrible sexual history.
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Ep. 20 J Petty Didn't Wrank, Stank and Wasn't Pank

Bill Bennett, Connor Don, and Jay Patterson about the good ol' times, taking down the government and being a real survivor.
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Ep. 21 Two Small Boys and a GILF ft. Jay Patterson

Bill Bennett, Connor Don, and Pat Mccarthy talk about method acting as an evil person,  loving your family, and the bottom of the barrel.
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Ep. 23 Year Old Pat Mccarthy Loves His Momma

Bill Bennett, Connor Don, and Will Francis talk about their functioning body parts, being a fake fan of comic books, and they even try visual gags.
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Ep. 24 Will "Bruised Tailbone" Francis

Bill Bennett, Connor Don, and Ty Clay talk about Lot's Daughters, The Best City In the Midwest, and Pizza Delivery Drifting.
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Ep. 25 Ty Clay Hates Quincy, Illinois

Bill Bennett, Will Francis, and Jake Redpath talk about Piss Washing, Bigfoot Hunting, and Stephen Taylor's Crimes Against Humanity.
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Ep. 26 Jake Redpath Destroyed My Ego and Self-Esteem

Bill Bennett, Pat McCarthy, and Kailee Karr talk about Hot Dogs, Being Loved By Chinese People, and putting Minority People In Powerful Positions.
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Ep. 27 Bill Bennett Is Kailee Karr's Best Friend (Sorta)

Bill Bennett(@billbennetthaha), Mitchell Harmon (@mitchellharmoncomedy), and Dain O'Connor (@d.r.oconnor_kc) give their best impressions, stand up for women, and basically take over the podcast.

Ep. 28 Mitchell Harmon and Dain O'Connor Get Intimate

In this episode, Bill (@billbennetthaha), Brock (@brock.bristow) and Dawit (@sojo_wheat) dig deep into the past, talk about previous failures and start giving each other insecurities.

Ep. 34 The Ginger King and Brick Layer ft. Brock and Dawit

Bill (@billbennetthaha) is joined by his two longtime friends, Hilari Holt (@hilarious124) and Pat Mccarthy (@pmccarthy31). They talk about deep breathing, Bill being accidentally racist, and good times.

Ep. 37 Hilari Holt Hates Me

Bill Bennett (@billbennetthaha) and Jeff Nelson (@jeffnelsoncomedy) talk about human trafficking, strange music, and being a freakin' real human being.

Ep. 39 The Alien Has Landed In Denver ft. Jeff Nelson

Bill talks with his two friends Max Peterson and Geneva Copeland. They talk about being really good with relationships, professional disc golf and having a small penis.

Ep. 40 Geneva Copeland Is Breaking Up With You

Bill is hanging out with his best friend Jake Redpath. They feel like everything is going wrong, they don't need each other and they love their mother.

Ep. 41 Jake Redpath Is A Bill Bennett Stan

In a desperate attempt to show that he doesn't need friends, Bill decides to do a solo episode. This is a one-time happening event so listen at your own risk.

Ep. 42 Bill Bennett Doesn't Need Anybody

Bill Bennett has friends. He talks with Max Peterson (@maxgpeterson), Angela Barnes (@orangelabarnanas), and Megh Arlot (@megh_arlot) about the sexiness of voting, destroying your enemies with facts and logic, and being safe while driving on a motorcycle.

Ep. 43 It's a Woman's Wayne's World ft. Angela Barnes and Megh Arlot

Bill Bennett is never stopping the podcast. He interrogated his friend Onnie Mariski (@mariski912) about Vietnam, then spills the tea about EVERYBODY! and then they're both really curious about the whole gas situation.

S2 Ep. 0 "Brutally Honest Ghetto Ass Podcast" ft. Onnie Mariski

In this episode, we get seriously strange. Bill (@billbennetthaha) gets therapized by Dennis (@dchanay) while Onnie (@mariski212) tries to keep the peace while exerting influence.

S2 Ep. 1 On A Date With Dennis Chanay

In this one, Bill is joined by two dumb old people who think they know better, Onnie Mariski(@mariski212) and Will Francis(@willbfrancis). But what they don't know is he has a super high IQ and a super exciting life and they're all going to die (earlier than him).

S2 Ep. 2 Epic Zoomer Gets Double-Teamed By Lame Millennials ft. Will Francis

In this one, we burn every bridge! Bill is joined by Nick White (@nickwhiteacomedian) and Jacob Jonas (@jenkem_jones). They talk about how awful life is, the beauty of Bill, and their mutual love of Juggalo Comedy.

S2 Ep. 3 Jacob Jonas is Jonesin'

This is an Ivy League podcast! Bill Bennett is joined by Amber Lehman (@amber.e.lehman) and Onnie (@mariski912) to talk about dumb racist experiences, consent pilling, and why we don't play Among Us.

S2 Ep. 4 Small Boy but Big Dog ft. Amber Lehman

Bill leaves Kansas City sometimes! He meets with Breanna Kalhorn (@breekalhorn) and Robert Daviues(@robertbydavies)in Nebraska! They talk about being disabled, bleeding profusely, and finally deciding to confront Bill's awful dumb stupid arguments.

S2 Ep. 5 Bree, Bert and Bill Die On Every Hill

Bill Bennett (@billbennetthaha) and his comedy friends do a podcast from Kansas City.

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