record yourself doing autistic shit to this song bet

HXNJV - NEED ME A SEX ROBOT [PROD. PULSE]

[HXNJV]
WAKE UP THEN I BEAT MY MEAT
OUT MY DICK THE PRECUM LEAK
NO HOMO I SUCK MY BRO
IF HE ASK I SAY FOSHO
MY DICK SMALL I CANNOT SLEEP
YALL MIND IF I HIT THAT YEET (X2)

[IKEMEFUNA]
I AIN’T KEVIN SPACEY NIGGA
AIN’T REALLY RAPING NIGGAS
I GOT THE DRUM AND THE TEC
I SPRAY THE CUM ON HER NECK
LOOK AT MY BITCH SHE IS TOO THICK
DICK IN HER TEETH LIKE A TOOTHPICK
NIGGAS THEY SPEAKING SO FOOLISH 
I TAKE A PISS IN YOUR POOL BITCH
FUCKING WITH MY CREW, I’MMA POP YOU LIKE SOME POPCORN
ONLY TIME I’M NOT DEPRESSED IS WHEN I FUCKING WATCH PORN
TAKE THE MIC AND RIP THE SCENE
DICK SO LONG ITS MYSTERY
YOUR BITCH SHE AIN’T SHIT TO ME
SHE SWISH THE NUT LIKE LISTERINE

HXNJV x IKEMEFUNA - YOURE MUM AN GEY [PROD. IKEMEFUNA]

@prodbynigger  (oh and yes, this is actually a producer)

[HXNJV]
I DONT GIVE A SHIT, BITCH
I DONT NEED LYRICS, BITCH
CANCER ON MY DICK, BITCH
YOURE A FUCKING BITCH, BITCH
ICE ALL ON MY WRIST, BITCH
AND ITS FUCKING FAKE, BITCH
AND IM LIT AS FUCK, BITCH
YES I HATE MY LIFE, BITCH
AND I GOT FEDS ON MY BACK, AYE
FUCK THE COPS, THEY ARE GAY, AYE
THEY WANNA FUCK ME UP, OKAY, AYE
IM NOT BLACK, WHAT THE FUCK? AYE
SHEESH, SUCK ON MY DICK LIKE A WHORE, LIKE A BITCH
SHEESH, I DONT GIVE A SHIT BUT I STILL MENTION IT
SHEESH, IF YOU DONT LIKE ME, YOU CAN COME AND KILL ME, BITCH
YUH, COME AND FUCK ME TOO, IMMA FUCKING SLUTTY LITTLE GAY BITCH, YUH
WHAT THE FUCK (X14)

[IKEMEFUNA]
I sound like the nigga from the Allstate, fucking your mans in the back of the hallway
Pull up with niggers, they all gay, fucking your ear till my big black balls ache
I am a fighter, not lover, eating the booty with ketchup and mustard
All of these bitches – they supper, like how they lick on the dick with no rubber
All of this money, I stunt-stunt, shoutout Kamaara ‘cuz I like to cunt-punch
Nut in your eye with a big grunt, I be smoking the dicks like it’s big blunts
I like my white boys gay though, squishing their tongues in my ass like it’s Play-Doh
Big bills on my payroll, copping the cock from Montevideo
Beat my meat to Timmy Thick
My dick fucking empty bitch 
Gay shit till it’s trendy bitch 
Stroke boipussy gently bitch 
Fucking bitches everyday, I just be so happy
Dick in his throat, he sound like Ego Mackey

HXNJV x IKEMEFUNA - WHAT THE FUCK [PROD. NIGGER]

IKEMEFUNA x HXNJV - PENIS [PROD. IKEMEFUNA]

[LYRICS]

SHOUT OUTS TO EMPTY THE CLIP BUT BITCH I EMPTY DICKS
ITS ON POINT, LIKE EVERY TIME I HIT A LICK I NEVER MISS
HOPE YOURE READY FOR THIS SHIT
SET YOU ON FIRE LIKE A TORCH
GOT A MONSTER IN MY MOUTH SINCE IMMA FUCKIN XENOMORPH
BITCH

AY ITS HONJA
ITS SMALL DICK MAFIA BITCH
ITS FUNNY HOW YOU TAKE THIS AS A JOKE BUT BITCH I DONT PLAY
I DONT FUCKIN PLAY BITCH

I GOT A SMALL DICK BUT BITCH MY TONGUE GAME REALLY STRONG (X4)
SHOUT OUTS TO EMPTY THE CLIP BUT BITCH I EMPTY DICKS
ITS ON POINT, LIKE EVERY TIME I HIT A LICK I NEVER MISS
HOPE YOURE READY FOR THIS SHIT
SET YOU ON FIRE LIKE A TORCH
GOT A MONSTER IN MY MOUTH SINCE IMMA FUCKIN XENOMORPH
BITCH
THEY CALL ME SPEEDY UH
ALL MY N WORDS STIFFY UH
MADE A HIT LIKE MISSY UH
TONGUE GAME LEAVE YOU JIZZY UH
DO NOT BE ASHAMED TO HAVE A SHRIMP, IT IS FINE CAUSE ITS NOT  LIMP
I WILL LEAVE YOU NUMB AND YOU WONT BE ABLE TO FEEL YOUR LIMBS
I GIVE HEAD SO NICELY I MAKE SURE SHE CUMS BEFORE ME (X2)
I TOUCHED HER SPHAGET, MY FINGERS DO THE WORK I GOT IT
I TOUCHED HER SPHAGET, I LOOKED AT HER, SHE LOOKED SO DIZZY
I GOT A SMALL DICK BUT BITCH MY TONGUE GAME REALLY STRONG (X4)

HXNJV - TONGUE GAME SPEEDY GONZALES! [PROD. GMF]

[IKEMEFUNA]
Checked in with him, then I sucked his cock (x2)
Wanna eat his pussy, I’m not asking for a lot (x2)
I got the dick in my face (x4)
All my niggas gay (x4)
All of my niggas are faggots, zip on the dick like its baggage (x4)

[HXNJV]
*indistinguishable cocksucking noises*

IKEMEFUNA x HXNJV - CAME FOR THE COWS, STAYED FOR YOUR WIFE!!!!! [PROD. JAEISD3AD]

[HXNJV]
PORNHUB GOT ME GOING CRAZY 
ALL YOUR VIDS ARE BASIC,THEY DONT HAVE MEANING
RAYVAUGHN GOT ME FUCKED UP, HE DONT GIVE ME HEAD 
MAKES YOU SAY "POOR HONJA" 
SMOKING DICK LIKE GANJA 
NOW MY ROOM IS MESSY 
BUT WE STILL GET LITTY 
HIS FACE LOOKING PRETTY 
YES HOMO, IM READY 
YOU THINK YOU KNOW SHIT HUH? 
WHY YOU THINK YOU NEXT UP? 
LEAVE YOUR PUSSY MESSED UP
BOY PUSSY THE SHIT BRUH, HELL YEAH 
HARDER
HONJA MERCH DESIGNER
CUNT IS GETTING TIGHTER 
NOW I NEED A LIGHTER 
CAUSE IM SMOKING CANCER 
GOT ME LOOKING HIGHER 
88 HIGHER, FEELING LIKE IM ASIAN CAUSE MY DICK IS SMALL
[IKEMEFUNA]
DICK IS SMALL, GRINNING WHILE I GRIP HIS BALLS
SINFUL NIGGA IN THE MALL
BUY DESIGNER EVERYTHING 
NUT ALL ON MY WEDDING RING
I’MMA MAKE HIS BOOTY SING (x2)
MONEY COUNTER HOW HE SKEET 
HONJA
HE’S MY FAVOURITE LADY
CHEW MY LIQUID BABIES
HOLD ON DICK FOR SAFETY 
AND I’M MILITANT
SHIT ALL ON HIS LITTLE DICK 
WE DRIPPING LIKE SOME CANDLESTICKS
HIS BOIPUSSY IN SHAMBLES BITCH, CANDLEWHICK
EGE’S BODY ACHING FROM THE DRAGON DILDO
ERECT PENIS SHORTER THAN A BAGGINS, BILBO
NO RECOVERY LIKE I’M PACKING PILLS HOE
HE HAS CLAWS BUT I GOT AN EEL, BRO 
BAPTISED! BASTARDISED! SODOMIZED! (x4)

HXNJV x IKEMEFUNA - PETITE ALIEN TAKES BIG BLACK PROBE.mp4 [PROD. VVNDVL]

shout outs to DJ RZ for the mixing, @arrazane
based freestyle
if you dont like this youre a cuck, had to grind hard for this

[HXNJV]

xenomorph bite your dick off
dick never soft
i wanna say dick many times but its getting old i mean dick is all i think about so really i dont know
gotta go fast like sonic
never ride it slow motion
i miss playing playstation 2 without any stressing or just laying down in the hotel room with PSP
everyday i wake up and guess what? i always cry
if im lucky iwill do some dumb shit that will help me die

never learned a lesson, uh
bitch called me a peasant, uh
fuck a mixtape, lets work on sextapes, uh (x2)

my dick gets hard in the public a lot (x10)

[SOULJA BOY]

Once upon a time, in a far away swamp, there lived an ogre named Shrek (Mike Myers) whose precious solitude is suddenly shattered by an invasion of annoying fairy tale characters. They were all banished from their kingdom by the evil Lord Farquaad (John Lithgow). Determined to save their home -- not to mention his -- Shrek cuts a deal with Farquaad and sets out to rescue Princess Fiona (Cameron Diaz) to be Farquaad's bride. Rescuing the Princess may be small compared to her deep, dark secret.

HXNJV - FUTANARI CLUB w/ SOULJA BOY [PROD. JAYBEWAVY + WINDXWS]

[HXNJV]
God is our refuge and strength, an ever-present help in trouble. Therefore we will not fear, though the earth give way and the mountains fall into the heart of the sea, though its waters roar and foam and the mountains quake with their surging. The name of the Lord is a strong tower; the righteous run into it and are safe.
[IKEMEFUNA]
The Lord is near to all who call on him, to all who call on him in truth. He fulfills the desires of those who fear him; he hears their cry and saves them.

HXNJV x IKEMEFUNA - INGESTED XENOMORPH SEMEN [PROD. AGONAL BREATHING]

[hook]
I AM THE UNDISPUTED PRINCESS OF DICK SUCKING
MY NIGGAS BRINGING DILDOS, WE ARE UP TO SOMETHING
 ROLLING WITH THE FAGGOTS, THIS THE PATH WE CHOSE
CHOKE ON MY CHODE, TILL MY NUT COME OUT YOUR NOSE 
[verse one]
MAKE THE BOOTY DO A BACKFLIP UH
GIVING THE TOP TO MY BLACK BITCH UH
SUCKING THE DICK LIKE A SPASTIC UH
ELECTRICAL NUT REAL STATIC UH
MUNCH ON THE COCK LIKE IT IS CORN ON THE COB
BREAKING THE CONDOM, HE SLOBBER A LOT
STRETCHING HIS ANUS, HIS PENIS FEEL SHOCKED
NUTTING OUT SMOKE, I INHALE LIKE POT 
[bridge]
IM THE BEST COCKSUCKER IN TOWN
THICK NIGGAS, ALL AROUND - ALL AROUND (x2)
[hook]
I AM THE UNDISPUTED PRINCESS OF DICK SUCKING
MY NIGGAS BRINGING DILDOS, WE ARE UP TO SOMETHING
 ROLLING WITH THE FAGGOTS, THIS THE PATH WE CHOSE
CHOKE ON MY CHODE, TILL MY NUT COME OUT YOUR NOSE 
[COMMENCE ASS FUCKING :3]
FUCK (x4)
THE KING HAS RETURNED (x2)

IKEMEFUNA - BEST COCKSUCKER IN TOWN [PROD. IKEMEFUNA]

[HXNJV LYRICS]

HEAD 'EM UP, MOVE 'EM OUT
I NEED TO WET YOUR WHISTLE
HOLLERING "HOWDY PARTNER, HOEDOWN"
HE'S A GONER IF HE'S A CITY-SLICKER, HE'S A HALF-WIT DUDE
MY COUSIN LOOK THICK BY HOOK OR CROOK
SHOUTOUT 3PAC, HE NEVER GAVE NO HOOTS
GIDDY UP, PONY UP, MAKE SURE TO BRING THAT NOOSE
NOT LOOSE, NOT LASSO, PERFECT FOR HONJA
HANG MYSELF IN MY BOOTS THAT'S PRADA

HOWDY PARTNER, WHO'S HER?
INDIE SHAWTY COWGIRL
HOWDY PARTNER, WHO'S HER?
INDIE SHAWTY, COWGIRL POSITION

DOUBLE PONYTAIL IN MY PALMS
SLOPPY MESSY HEAD SUCKING DICK IN THE LAWN
ERECTYLE DISFUNCTION IF SHE AIN'T MY MOM, SISTER OR COUSIN
HEAD 'EM UP, MOVE 'EM OUT, AYE
INCEST, BITCH, GOT TABOO ON THE SCREEN
PARENTS HOME SO I PUT MY SISTER ON HER KNEES RIGHT BEHIND THE COUCH
WE DONT WANT DISABLED KIDS, ALMOST DID FUCK WITHOUT A CONDOM
SHE'S A FREAK
YEAH, I GOT A SMALL DICK BUT SHE NEVER GAVE A FUCK, MAM
IF YOU WANT A PIECE OF THE SHRIMP, MAKE ME BUST, MAM
SPREAD THOSE CHEEKS, LEMME HOP, RODEO, MAM
NOT A RELATIVE? THEN YOU GOTTA GO, MAM

HOWDY PARTNER, WHO'S HER?
INDIE SHAWTY COWGIRL
HOWDY PARTNER, WHO'S HER?
INDIE SHAWTY, COWGIRL

HXNJV - HOWDY [PROD. AMERTUME]

Inquiries: ihaveasmalldickhahaha@gmail.com

Members:

@yunghonja (founder, vocalist, producer)
@theoriesofwesley (co-founder, vocalist, producer)

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