This is a song I made because I really want a cat so bad! If you want to see pictures of my future black cat, you can look here:

https://www.pigeonsandotherthings.com/cat/2024/05/05/pictures-of-future-me-and-my-future-black-cat.html

So cuuute! :3

Kitty (Includes Blog Post Full of Pictures of My Future Black Cat!)

I was very thrilled to discover via a YouTube video that the letter ł in Polish sounds like letter w in English. When I learnt this, I was extremely happy for at least two hours. I'm still quite happy about it and it's been weeks! I'm so enchanted by it that I made this song. I'm so pleased that the word for PIGEONS (gołebie) as an ł in it.

Sorry if you're Polish and it's wrong/weird but I had to do it because I have to make things about the things I like and I really like letter ł and pigeons. That's just a known fact about me.

I'm so excited!! :):):)

Lyrics:

Lubię gołębie
Kocham gołębie
Lubię gołębie
Gołębie nieustannie latają do mojego serca <3 <3 <3

Google Translate + AI Masculine Pigeon Polish (Kocham Gołebie)

Google Translate + Masculine AI Pigeon Polish

Just a song about when a cat walked on my hair.

Your Cat Walked On My Hair!!

Looking at You Looking at Me Looking at You

I sat at a cafe and a pigeon did spins for me. YES! 

I also made a new pigeon video using this sweet pigeon beat and real pigeons that I saw. Please enjoy it. Thanks!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwD23egBzW4

Coo Kids

Not again.
I just can’t stop counting to ten.

(I made this sick track which you can download on to your desktop. I hope YOU like this fat sound. Numbers never hurt anyone).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQxwKGNelFU

Not Again

Please enjoy my track! My favourite thing is for you to ENJOY my track and also my vidyo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoC2WBkdaq8

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I love my animal box so much that I recorded myself tapping and hitting the inside of the box with a pen and made this sick track! 

On the box you can find: 

lions 
giraffes
frog
ibex
weird-looking bear thing
snake
swans
turkey
pink brolgas or maybe flamingos with inaccurate beaks 
peacock
parrots
various small birds
monkey
turtle
bull
tigers
hippo
rhino
panthers
leopards and/or jaguars
elephants
crocodile

If you're dying to know more about my amazing animal box, you can read about it here:

http://www.pigeonsandotherthings.com/box/2017/02/01/very-happy-about-my-animal-box.html

Pretty Happy About My Animal Box

Pretty Happy About My Animal Box (with REAL box noises)

Thank you to Alan Goldsmith (Kon Kistador) for the very good manvoice! Yes.

Hello Again

Kind of an old track but still relevant :)

Caught in a Sunshower on a Warm Melbourne Afternoon

I Go to All the Places

I Go to All the Places (And I See All the Things)

Leaving Scary Sculptures on Your Doorstep

Leaving Scary Sculptures on Your Doorstep (But Only Because I Like You)

˜ the ˜ wind ˜ is ˜ wild ˜ and ˜ so ˜ are ˜ we ˜

Make sure you check out Ugliest Man’s beautiful Schwip Schwap sound, which I modified for my dark purposes and appears from about 2:53.

http://freesound.org/people/KarlHeinzDing/sounds/389395/

Questionable Thrills on a Dark, Windy Night

You can never be too careful :)

This track is sisters with this track:
https://soundcloud.com/smallgreatdane/not-again-final

Just in Case

Pretty Sure I DON'T Have a Beard but I Shave My Face Every Day Just in Case

My reflection blinked, HAHAHAHA.

Most of the sounds in this track were sampled under my mum's house, where there's loads of stuff.

The Grotty Mirror Under the House Tells Lies

The Grotty Old Mirror Under the House Tells Lies

Just a quick fat possum song with a self-help blog/academic article about the fat possum picture I found on google! 

http://www.pigeonsandotherthings.com/fat/possum/2017/11/07/fat-possum.html

Can't Stop Looking at the Fat Possum Picture

Can't Stop Looking at the Fat Possum Picture (Self-Help Blog Post/Semi-Academic Article Included)

Watch this sick tramcore music vid:

https://youtu.be/gMrszS8Sbeo

Some handy links are:

http://tramsimulator.com.au/

https://static.ptv.vic.gov.au/mapupload/Route/1493591936/721-TramRouteMaps_1.pdf

https://cdn.skyrisecities.com/sites/default/files/images/articles/2016/06/21552/21552-74303.jpg
(This is my favourite picture on the net. Double-decker tram in Hobart c.1920 - keep it open in a tab)

NUMBER 1!
Number 1,
you are pretty green and long,
like a cucumber.
I think you’re so cute for a tram.
Number 1,
I love it when you go ding, ding, ding, just for me.
You are my favourite tram because
you go past the dog park.

NUMBER 1!
You’re my number one.
When I see you go near the dogs,
I know it will be a perfect day.
NUMBER 1!
Number 1,
you also go to the beach.
I like the sand, but seagulls can 
GET STUFFED.
I love you, Number 1.
You make me glad I’m not dead.
NUMBER 1!

Number 1

NUMBER 1 (DING, DING!)

Hello, this is a song about how I want to be a hypercube and there's also a vidya:

https://youtu.be/_iq_siscv7g

And if anyone can solve these maths questions, I'd be really grateful:

1. 

Say I can't do x unless I've already completed y AND z is true. Say I think something really bad will happen if I do x when I haven't already completed y AND z isn't true. And then say I never complete y and z is never true.

How the ACTUAL HECK do I do x without something terrible happening?

I'm really struggling right now with this maths problem. I just can't do x - I CAN'T!

2. 

Say x = I (capital I, not baby i).
And then x disappears.
Where did I go???

I Wish I Was a Hypercube

Hey, y'all! Something different today because I thought I'd upload a song by my favourite boy band called THE LEMON BOYS!!! <3

I discovered the LBs late last year and almost forgot about them until this morning. I know there's a music video for the song somewhere but I can't find it right now - will let you know if I do!

The one on the left is called Pip and he comes from the twenties (hence the fully justified fedora). The one on the right is Peels and he's so cool because he wears big yellow go-go boots!

Just in case you're confused, Pip accidentally travelled forward in time to the FUTURE and met Peels at a lemon convention. They bonded over their mutual love for eating entire lemons (together with other forms of mild culinary masochism), and the band was born!

Sowa Powa

Sowa Powa by THE LEMONS BOYS! (my fav boy band <3)

I think it's safe to say everyone has wished at some point in their life that they had a giant black cat (or more accurately: a melanistic Indian leopard) looking out for them. 

The man singing with me came with Iris 2 (the softsynth, not a person called Iris 2).

Entirely optional links (in order of importance):

I like it when he pretends to be a statue, HAHA! It's funny :):):)

https://youtu.be/9JDzlhW3XTM?t=139

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_panther

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2a/Black_Panther_-_India.jpg/800px-Black_Panther_-_India.jpg

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c3/KiplingIllustrationofBagheera.jpg

https://media1.giphy.com/media/MdPMINWIKCKS4/giphy.webp?cid=ecf05e475cb8b9778d08592ca885c145057c44514e488401&rid=giphy.webp

https://media.giphy.com/media/eBJX0aiYBGkI8/giphy.gif

I would link the small story I posted on 4amfiction.com by the same name, but for some reason I don't really want to? Probably means it's not that good or something. Also it's only 2am so that's an issue too. But if you find it yourself then that's fine.

Small Great Dane

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