I just had the best Saturday ever because I got to PAT an Italian Greyhound and that is my favourite kind of dog—just seeing one fills me with joy and right now I’m thinking I won’t be unhappy ever again although I have thought that before and I was wrong.

Anyway, I was SO INSPIRED when I got home that I wrote this track. I hope you like it and I hope it makes you feel like you got to pat an Italian Greyhound too.

Please have an amazing weekend like me and I hope something you love comes into your life today and makes you feel great today! I am so lucky and everything is fine now and hopefully this feeling will last forever or at least a few days.

YAY!

Here are some exciting Italian G-related links:

https://www.google.com.au/search?q=italian+greyhound&safe=active&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwinyeruksbQAhUKn5QKHQG5DFcQ_AUICCgB&biw=1282&bih=759

https://www.reddit.com/r/ItalianGreyhounds/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQOGJdGbCzE (:D <3 :D <3 :D <3 :D <3 :D <3 :D <3 :D <3 :D)

http://www.pigeonsandotherthings.com/dog/2016/11/26/i-got-to-pat-an-italian-greyhound.html

https://www.dogzonline.com.au/breeds/breeders/italian-greyhound.asp

I Got to Pat an Italian Greyhound

I Got to Pat an Italian Greyhound!

I Go to All the Places

I Go to All the Places (And I See All the Things)

Leaving Scary Sculptures on Your Doorstep

Leaving Scary Sculptures on Your Doorstep (But Only Because I Like You)

˜ the ˜ wind ˜ is ˜ wild ˜ and ˜ so ˜ are ˜ we ˜

Make sure you check out Ugliest Man’s beautiful Schwip Schwap sound, which I modified for my dark purposes and appears from about 2:53.

http://freesound.org/people/KarlHeinzDing/sounds/389395/

Questionable Thrills on a Dark, Windy Night

You can never be too careful :)

This track is sisters with this track:
https://soundcloud.com/smallgreatdane/not-again-final

Just in Case

Pretty Sure I DON'T Have a Beard but I Shave My Face Every Day Just in Case

My reflection blinked, HAHAHAHA.

Most of the sounds in this track were sampled under my mum's house, where there's loads of stuff.

The Grotty Mirror Under the House Tells Lies

The Grotty Old Mirror Under the House Tells Lies

I linked the wrong video before! What a DOOFUS. I blame the curse.
But don’t worry, this music video is only SLIGHTLY cursed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdFZD36VDiI

And this is still an important video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trKOwfoXNTg

Crow Intentions

Crow Intentions (only SLIGHTLY cursed track + video)

Just a quick fat possum song with a self-help blog/academic article about the fat possum picture I found on google! 

http://www.pigeonsandotherthings.com/fat/possum/2017/11/07/fat-possum.html

Can't Stop Looking at the Fat Possum Picture

Can't Stop Looking at the Fat Possum Picture (Self-Help Blog Post/Semi-Academic Article Included)

LET PIGEONS INTO YOUR HEART. LOVE PIGEONS AND PEOPLE AND ALWAYS HAVE PIGEON INTENTIONS.

VIDEO CLIP FEATURING PIGEONHEAD: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kojNiPJT_UE

Lyrics:

last night a pigeon flew down from the sky
I was pleased to see him—I cannot lie
he cooed and told me everything will be okay
and then he smiled and pecked all my tears away

last night a pigeon flew down from space
and pecked all the tears up off my face
oh pigeon, you know you make me glad to be alive
as long as you’re here, I know that I’ll survive

ooh, pigeon
ooh, pigeon

pigeon built a nest in my heart
now I’m pigeonstepping everywhere
pigeon built a nest in my heart
now I can fly anywhere

pigeon, pigeon, pigeon, pigeon
Pigeon, pigeon, pigeon, pigeon

pigeon built a nest in my heart
now I’m pigeonstepping everywhere
pigeon built a nest in my heart
now I can fly anywhere

pigeon built a nest in my heart
now I’m pigeonstepping everywhere
pigeon built a nest in my heart
now I can fly anywhere

Pigeon Built a Nest in My Heart

Pigeon Built a Nest in My Heart (with DOPE music video)

Watch this sick tramcore music vid:

https://youtu.be/gMrszS8Sbeo

Some handy links are:

http://tramsimulator.com.au/

https://static.ptv.vic.gov.au/mapupload/Route/1493591936/721-TramRouteMaps_1.pdf

https://cdn.skyrisecities.com/sites/default/files/images/articles/2016/06/21552/21552-74303.jpg
(This is my favourite picture on the net. Double-decker tram in Hobart c.1920 - keep it open in a tab)

NUMBER 1!
Number 1,
you are pretty green and long,
like a cucumber.
I think you’re so cute for a tram.
Number 1,
I love it when you go ding, ding, ding, just for me.
You are my favourite tram because
you go past the dog park.

NUMBER 1!
You’re my number one.
When I see you go near the dogs,
I know it will be a perfect day.
NUMBER 1!
Number 1,
you also go to the beach.
I like the sand, but seagulls can 
GET STUFFED.
I love you, Number 1.
You make me glad I’m not dead.
NUMBER 1!

Number 1

NUMBER 1 (DING, DING!)

Hello, this is a song about how I want to be a hypercube and there's also a vidya:

https://youtu.be/_iq_siscv7g

And if anyone can solve these maths questions, I'd be really grateful:

1. 

Say I can't do x unless I've already completed y AND z is true. Say I think something really bad will happen if I do x when I haven't already completed y AND z isn't true. And then say I never complete y and z is never true.

How the ACTUAL HECK do I do x without something terrible happening?

I'm really struggling right now with this maths problem. I just can't do x - I CAN'T!

2. 

Say x = I (capital I, not baby i).
And then x disappears.
Where did I go???

I Wish I Was a Hypercube

This is just a quick educational track to let you all know which animals are in the water (all of them). 
I don't think I missed any!

This song is in the same genre as this old song I did (Animal List genre).

https://soundcloud.com/smallgreatdane/pretty-happy-about-my-animal-box-with-real-box-noises

Lyrics:

walrus
seal
fishy
whale!

all the animals are in the water
all the animals are in the water
all the animals are in the water
all the animals are in the water
all the animals are in the water
all the animals are in the water

How do we save the walruses?

seagull
shark
sea lion
dolphin
polar bear
water dog

All the Animals Are in the Water

Hey, y'all! Something different today because I thought I'd upload a song by my favourite boy band called THE LEMON BOYS!!! <3

I discovered the LBs late last year and almost forgot about them until this morning. I know there's a music video for the song somewhere but I can't find it right now - will let you know if I do!

The one on the left is called Pip and he comes from the twenties (hence the fully justified fedora). The one on the right is Peels and he's so cool because he wears big yellow go-go boots!

Just in case you're confused, Pip accidentally travelled forward in time to the FUTURE and met Peels at a lemon convention. They bonded over their mutual love for eating entire lemons (together with other forms of mild culinary masochism), and the band was born!

Sowa Powa

Sowa Powa by THE LEMONS BOYS! (my fav boy band <3)

I think it's safe to say everyone has wished at some point in their life that they had a giant black cat (or more accurately: a melanistic Indian leopard) looking out for them. 

The man singing with me came with Iris 2 (the softsynth, not a person called Iris 2).

Entirely optional links (in order of importance):

I like it when he pretends to be a statue, HAHA! It's funny :):):)

https://youtu.be/9JDzlhW3XTM?t=139

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_panther

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2a/Black_Panther_-_India.jpg/800px-Black_Panther_-_India.jpg

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c3/KiplingIllustrationofBagheera.jpg

https://media1.giphy.com/media/MdPMINWIKCKS4/giphy.webp?cid=ecf05e475cb8b9778d08592ca885c145057c44514e488401&rid=giphy.webp

https://media.giphy.com/media/eBJX0aiYBGkI8/giphy.gif

I would link the small story I posted on 4amfiction.com by the same name, but for some reason I don't really want to? Probably means it's not that good or something. Also it's only 2am so that's an issue too. But if you find it yourself then that's fine.

My Best Friend Bagheera

Just an optimistic person who loves pigeons and sparkles and will try to put BENEFICIAL vibes/transmissions into the universe via sick tracks, videos, and stories. I do occasionally receive crow transmissions but not as much as I used to (and even they can be beneficial at times but not always) :):):)

Small Great Dane

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