Freshy Kanal - King Dice Vs. Oogie Boogie Rap Battle Ft. McGwire & Chase Beck

Don't Hug Me I'm Scared Vs. The Truman Show

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danii as chef pee pee

written by dilly
mixed by gamingplush64
beat prod. by gamingplush54
art by itspizzabox
cover art by shimario

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Chef Pee Pee vs. Teruteru Hanamura - RAP BATTLE!

(Scene) Stupid Rap Battle Of Italians - SMG4 Vs Mario

WOTFI 2016 Rap Battle SMG4

War Of The Fat Italians 2019 Rap Battle ( WOTFI 2019 By SMG4)

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
Jay Chay, Azia, garbageGothic and Freshy Kanal as The Employees
littleflecks as Olimar
Commander Jacob as Louie
PE$O PETE as The Company
Swizkii as The President
Fightmarker as Watto

The Employees:
I'm scanning two space monkeys standing in front of me.
Yo, I think they're far from lethal, but it seems we got company!
Oh, it's Olimar and Louie? Yeah, I think that they're from Smash Bros.
Nah, they're just the backburner to Nintendo's backbones!
So let me run in mask off; I've bashed in the Brackens!
I capped off the mad dogs, left Nutcrackers cracked in!
My shotty gonna blast off, unlike your space trash bin,
Then cash in the scrap shop the skulls of these captains!
I'd blow a bubble just to blow through your defense!
You'd be better saved from trouble if you'd plant a Chia Pet!
'Cause you need saving from your pals when you're dropped in hot shit!
We're scoring Victory Royales, 'cause we're hot at drop ships!
We stepped up like a mine! We blew up in the scene!
While you haven't been in motion since New Play for the Wii!
Yeah, you left behind your family; I'm sure that they miss you.
But your marriage problems? That's a Dandori Issue!

Olimar and Louie:
This is Captain Olimar, Log 3-6.
We found a game from Twitch Clips that's already been eclipsed.
I've wrestled Wraiths, Wollywogs, and Proggs that would be smoking ya,
So it's no problem roasting on the ghost of Phasmophobia!
So if we're gonna have a space race with this space waste,
We conquered every cave on the planet where our base laid.
You run in unfinished basements 'til you get your base pay,
'Til your player base realized they can't stand your base game!
You wouldn't run if Backrooms didn't walk.
Your atmosphere sucked so much, it went out your airlock!
You'd turn into pink mist to avoid a pink slip.
I'm a master dog trainer, while you're the Company's bitch!
Louie, wanna add to this debate?
Uh, I'm really hungry, but it looks like you just ate.
That green fish you're holding looks really delicious.
I wanna eat that with grilled leeks and some spinach!

The Employees:
What? You're not even battle rapping! Guys, hold up...
It's almost 5 PM, and we still haven't hit the quota!
We can take these Smeagols back soon as I shut their mouth up!
Call you Andrew Hocotate, the way you pretend to be Alph— AAAARGH!
Call me a Bulborb, because I eat this beat like Pikmin!
...It's right behind me, isn't IIIIIIII—!?!
Well, let me shoot my shot!
...Okay, yeah, I'm pretty sure they all just... died.
So I'm just gonna... fuck off. Goodbye!

Olimar and Louie:
Uh, well, that was annoying. Can we leave?
Yeah, that didn't take much work for them all to be deceased.
I've seen better survival instincts coming from our Pikmin.
I guess they— INCOMING MESSAGE. YOU'RE RECEIVING A TRANSMISSION.

The Company:
WELL, your poor performance risks the Company from going under!
Louie, I do not think you comprehend real hunger!
Watch out, only watchful eyes; money and metal on board!
Stop playin'! Work with me? Your life is your reward!
I need sustenance; satiate and work until your brain coarse,
Or else we'll both have a Hocotate main course!
Little fat spaceman lost on an assignment!
Bodies hard to find; what you signed on your fine print!
My company is righteous; really balance on the line!
Little Oli only work to see President's pockets lined!

The President:
Make way for the President! You talkin' 'bout my business?
People pay for your game and pass out in five minutes!
You send your crews to moons, hoping they come back,
Because your tentacles are too lazy to touch grass!
I don't give two ships 'bout what your minions are bringing!
The next time your bell rings, it's me swingin'!
Fire your guys; I'll watch you croak on the comms!
Wanna survive? Give a fiery blow to my hog!

Pikmin vs. Lethal Company - Rap Battle!

Not mine, this audio belongs to GamingPlush64
OtterBoyVA as Rambley the Raccoon
Adult Male #3, American English (truvoice) as Kinito

Rambley the Raccoon:
Wait a minute! I don't have you in my database
I assumed that you were Kirby with your pink and basic face
And on the mic, I know you'll "suck". You don't write flames
While I'll kill it on the track! ...cause I like trains
Building bots and bikes and bears for your buds is tedious
So slow and robotic, it makes sense your voice is TTS
KinitoPET? More like Ki-need-to PET-tle away
Cause I'm already in your "best friend's" FPS games
Since my first chapter, the internet says I'm a hit
Raccoons like trash, sure, but you're for the recycle bin
Indi-going nuts with flow, I got this in the bag
Evеn the way that you deal with bodies is a drag
You rеally wanna brag but your accomplishments are nothing
Oh, you have a second monitor? I got 'em in the dozens!
So make like a door and shut it 'cause you're bound to get it wrong
We all know this ends with me having the better song

Kinito:
Nice to meet you, I'm KinitoPET. I'd love to be your friend
But I detect I'm expected to be mean instead
This is so free, it's like your code is open source
What's a "kingdom's faithful devotee" to a Trojan Horse?
I drop more than hot singles when you step onto my webpage
I'm opening terminals while you need help to open gates
Here's what your address says: 20 Ballpoint Avenue
Anaheim, California, and that isn't all I have on you
Look at your reflection, I can turn on cams
And like every theme park, you're full of off-brands
You'll never be Disneyland with your structures all crumbling
While all you need to get me "up and running" is double-click
I can make it really hurt, no cure for my virus
When I let off steam, I get off Steam, and leave people silenced
Mu-mu-murder your friends, and then kill you for good
I'm not gonna do it... Just know that I could

Rambley the Raccoon:
Yeesh, lyin' mascots never stop with ranting, do they?
I make every "diss count" like a Rambley Tuesday!
You're so co-dependent with your need for bonding, Bonzi
But you don't address it, instead you just attempt to dox me
But the park has open arms to any friend that'd want to visit!
There's even a space for you: Finley would find you delicious
It's ironic, in this battle, you have no legs to stand on
I will make you see MDs, not talking command prompts

Kinito:
Don't talk smack to the axolotl that has the admin access
I spit raw and off the top like Mollie Macaw: have you crashing
Popped out of an egg, now I'm scrambling Rambley
Mess him up until he fits in with his shambling family
Your chapter falls flat because my stories got soul
No one to console you... I open the console
Click the X, close the tab, get the battle done
And with him out of the way... Let's have everlasting fun...

Rambley the Raccoon vs. Kinito. DGPRB.

Not mine, this audio belongs to GamingPlush64
RedMufflerMan‬ as Alastor
Nathan Wagner as Tony the Talking Clock

Alastor:
Salutations to the sinners of hell!
I hope you're all tuned in and listening well,
Our program can cause jaws to drop,
What could be more entertaining than watching the clock?
Once again he interrupts a favorite show for wayward souls,
He isn't prime time, That label's for the radio show!
Guess it's time to tell the time,
Just who he has come to fight,
Like you did to Yellow Guy, I will end your fucking life!

Tony the Talking Clock:
Time is a way that we measure progression,
With the way you waste it, I bеt you'll be second,
I'm minute to win it, my linеs are hot,
Your vocab's filthy, frankly it's Time to Stop!
I am a ruler so don't get it backwards, This goes just one way,
With you withered and grey at the end of the day,
Times up, you have met your end.
Shut you up for good with a MEH! MEH! MEH!

Alastor:
Mmm, I do not believe that screaming loud was in the deal...
My ears are bleeding, now I know how your victims feel!
The Clock was meant to shock but he's soft when he delivers,
When I grab the mic, you'll find my words are unfiltered,
Let's give a "big hand" to old Becky and Joe,
It's quite an achievement to be getting a show!
And yet I've been told OH, when checking for Tony,
He was found broken and dead in the cold! (how sad!)
Summoned by Roy for his son to be slaughtered,
But you must know, I never suck up to fathers!
Fuck you, Tony. Nothing you brought hertz!
By the end of this, You'll be running like clockwork.

Tony the Talking Clock:
Swinging at me with a chain on your soul?
That's par for the course for this ace in the hole,
The radio hammed up his act,
But there is always Time for Understanding the facts!
Time made your appearance change ever since the pilot,
I wish the same could be said about your writing,
You paid the price for spending Time mucking around,
When an angel dusted you and you ducked in the ground!
Now we can see the unimportance of Alastor!
He's always been the same, Unchanging like the calendar!
This deer lost his head trying to rag off this doll,
And now he's a tool you can hang on the wall.

Alastor vs. Tony the Talking Clock. DGPRB.

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