Well norti this, who said you could post a proper stinker like this

SMILING IMP CHRISTMAS TING

LYRICS

CHORUS
I'm on this christmas ting, ice on my wrist bling bling 
elves on my phone, ring ring, money in my cards ching ching 

VERSE
I'm on the list, I'm naughty not nice. I'm blanking her calls, not talking tonight.
I'm at your nans and I'm between her thighs. Washing it down with some lovely mulled wine.
She's really glad that I came. Since Granddad died it's not been the same. 
What can I say, I'm young fresh meat. Stuffing her nicely, ready to eat
Mistletoe, yeah we're both having fun. She took her teeth out so I'm sucking her gums.
I'm 12 shots in of that dark rum. It's crazy how much that she looks like your mum. 
Matching jumpers we're looking identical. Cannot do doggy coz she's not that bendable. 
Bought her mad presents, my incomes expendable. She's more than worth it her head games incredible

CHORUS

VERSE
Santa Claus is in the Bloods
I'm gonna put him in the mud
I'm finna pop him with a glock
I'm shooting elves on the block
I don't want no fucking presents 
Oh my god I hate his presence
Shooting Santa Claus this Christmas
For no apparent reason

He's coming down the chimney
I'm cocking back the strap
This fat cunt can't even see me
His wives cheeks are getting clapped
Mistletoe & wine
Grinch just hit the line
Bullets in his beard
Santa Claus has fucking died
This fat cunt is on his sleigh
Jaw's swinging that's MDMA
I really fucking hate his guts
I really want him DOA
All his elves are little shits
Gonna kick them in their tits
Santa Claus up in the bits
Bullet holes like he's some swiss

CHRISTMAS TING

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