[CHORUS]
I’m Marc Tessier Lavigne, you can call me daddy
I’m Marc Tessier Lavigne, you can call me daddy
I’m straight chillin ‘cause I’m dancing sippin on a Natty
I make a killing in a mansion making people happy
I’m Marc Tessier Lavigne when I walk in the building
They call me daddy ‘cause I’m taking care of all my children
Came from trapping in the lab whippin cures
Dope rich good lookin still flippin birds

[VERSE 1]
I watch a model undress in a Model S
Fountains running in a drought, that’s how hot it gets
I might drop couple M’s on some palm trees
Fuck the board of trustees, it was all me

I see the Harvards and the Yales try to keep pace
My gaze cold and my scholarships need-based
I’m so high, you would think I’m on a cloud
25 billion in the bank, bitch, I’m well endowed

[BRIDGE 1]
I am important, got a wife and she’s gorgeous,
All my speeches recorded, half my students imported
Stanford campus my fortress, got my taxes reported,
Keep my children’s clubs funded ‘cause you know I can afford it

[CHORUS]

[VERSE 2]
I’m Marc Tessier Lavigne mothafuckaaaaaah
I’ve got so much money mothafuckaaaaaah
I’mma gently tell Cal that they should mind their manners
I might drain a whole lake for the salamanders

I don’t give a fuck, I’ll shut your fucking frat down, ay,
Make a cure for alzheimers in my trap house, ay,
Catch me in my mansion smoking kush and drinking beer
I make the housing more expensive ‘cause I’m living here

[BRIDGE 2]
All my life I been a true scholar
Respect my mind or find a new father
Pray my dick gets large as the Hoover Tower
So I can fuck Berkeley for 72 hours

[BRIDGE 3]
I’m Marc Tessier Lavigne, now tell me, who’s your daddy? (X4)
Who's your daddy? (x6)
(Please close the door to secure the building)

[CHORUS]

BIG DADDY MARC

[VERSE 1]
My university’s elite.
You can’t be talking to me.
I fuck with lawyers, doctors, business leaders, scientists, and we,
Came from money, came from streets
Took those opportunities
Jumped those hurdles, took those leaps
We are in a different league

But I still remember the grind
Working so I keep the dream alive
Work ethic tremendous, more hours than I realize
Way later than I think it is and
PMs turn to AMs on my clock
Raindrops on the window mimick
Harsh light from my laptop

I made a mission to finish
Getting admission to every school that I wish
Critical minutes I spent being skiddish of getting an SAT score with triple digits
Driven by every need, to prove my self, to prove my merits,
Show that I’m worth my weight, and silence complaints from my angry parents

[PRE-CHORUS]
Now I look the fuck where I am
I leave footprints where I stand
I’ve reached my prime, and I counted on finding another mountain to climb
But it all looks downhill from this side
But it all looks downhill from this side

CHORUS
Tell me if you can, how to live, when you’re all alone
How can you regret, the only life you’ve ever known?
Tough it out, tough it, tough it out, tough it, tough it out (x2)

[VERSE 2]
I dunno why they always ask me why I work so goddamn hard every week
Like my life is on the line, like I’m running out of time
Well that’s becuase it is, there’s no fucking guarentee
Scared to take a risk, so I take a backseat
‘Cause everything I do reflects back on me

How the fuck are you gonna tell me that everything’s gonna be alright?
It’s a convenient lie, so I’m just gonna stay up, read all night and heed advice
And it would be nice, to get a little bit of gratification just this once or twice
‘Cause taking the safe road takes a toll on me,
And giving up my two cents pays the price

Now I’ve bankrupted my patience
Do I even have a duty for society?
Should I even think about the whole world first before thinking about what I need?
‘Cause it’s tiring, to keep on put off things that I’m desiring.
But nobody’s even here to listen; guess I’ll write it all in my diary.

[PRE-CHORUS]
Be loyal and stick to your passion
Did I even have one in the first place?
Maybe creativity is rationed out
Had my flame blown out like a birthday
And I could do something wild, make something that the world can’t do without
But I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I’m a hair’s breath away from just selling out 

[CHORUS]

Elite University

[INTRO]
Yeah! This right here is what I’m about. I see y’all fucking up out there
But I’mma just do me so. You know fuck it.

[VERSE 1]
Now I know what you’re thinking when you see a guy like me:
Clothes dirty. Wrinkles like he turned thirty.
Eyes blurry from no sleep, a little nerdy.
But one day I’ll be a Forbes’ 30 under 30.
Well, honestly I feel sorry for anybody who takes time to study.
It’s a waste to ace tests, draining my energy, and it’s not ‘cause I’m fucking up, it’s best to spend it on other things.
(Like work on my startup)

Now I could get a 4.0 if I tried but I won’t ‘cause it don’t matter. Better spend time getting rich faster.
And if you’re thinkin’ ‘bout graduate school so you can get a Master’s then you’re acting a fool. 
I got one thing to say to any class with a final paper: kiss my ass.
I’mma work on that shit five hours ‘fore it’s due. I’ve got other shit to do (Like work on my startup)

My professor stopped me after lecture, he said “If you miss another class then I’mma fail you.”
I said, “Motherfucker, you’re just jealous that I’m intelligent and I don’t need a helping hand, fuck a final grade too.”
School is just another way to dull your brain, taking unoriginal notes isn’t gonna change anything in the world worth mentioning or saying
So I’m gonna do my thing (Like work on my startup)

[CHORUS]
Can you hear me? You gotta get up out of your chair
If you a real CEO, then put your motherfuckin’ hands in the air
If you know how to code, and you’re looking for a better way,
I’ll handle the business side, we’re gonna make that change today, so let’s work on a startup

[VERSE 2]
I ain’t messing with the ladies, not because I can’t, it’s ‘cause they can’t keep pace with me. I mean I could if I wanted to, but let’s face it, lately I’ve been working too hard on my startup for girls to date me. (I’ve been working on a startup that could buy me a Mercedes)
But I could still get pussy if I wanted it. 
I swear, guys, I’m not talking shit.
If I got laid every day instead of tryna be a part of  something great then Imma waste all the time I need to (Work on my startup)

So what’s my idea? ‘Cause if it’s so great you would think it already makes bank.
Well, (to be honest) I’m in a prototype phase.
I haven’t ironed out the details, but I’ll probably be using the blockchain, using the cloud for something.
With local peer to peer driven crowdfunding.
It’s super duper complicated to explain it, but to put it in Layman’s terms, it’s like an Uber for trains.

Or should it be an Uber for planes?
I haven’t really thought it out all the way.
But when I do, it’s gonna make a ton of money.
And it’s gonna stump you all and leave you all wondering,
What if I thought of it first. I should have done what he’s doing.
Focus on a company and not on my schooling.
Skip the gym, and my friends, and my life and start pooling all the cash I got so I can (Work on my startup)

[CHORUS]

[OUTRO]
One time for my friends who got seed funding!
One time for my friends who haven’t made nothing!
One time for my friends who got seed funding!
One time for my friends who haven’t made nothing!
Hell yeah?
Can I get a hell yeah?
Can I get a hell yeah?
Can I get a hell yeah?

I’m outta here. Good luck with your degree. I’m dropping out of this bitch. Oh and when you see me on the cover of Rolling Stone for being the bad boy of Silicon Valley, don’t say I didn’t tell you so. Steve Jobs Jr. Sequel to Elon. Second coming of Bill Gates. Can you relate?

Work On My Startup

[PRE CHORUS]
New pods, new friends
Vape fog, K Sig
Too long, no patience
Move along, Rotation
So far, I’m fading
Alcohol, hydration
Fuck ‘em all, probation
Smoke nah, got vape pen

[CHORUS]
Hit it like Juul (yuh yuh)
Smoke it like Juul (yuh yuh)
Hit it like Juul (yuh yuh)
Smoke it like Juul (yuh yuh)
Watch me hit it like Juul (yep)
Watch me smoke it like Juul (huh?)
Watch me hit it like Juul (what?)
Watch me smoke it like Juul (woah)

[VERSE 1]
Hit it like Juul, smoke it like Juul, I’m making clouds that will fill up the room
I say what up to my boys!
Smokin that loud, makin noise!
I got eighty more flavors
I inhale and spray vapor
I breathe fire get baked later
She used all the juice I gave her
Dat girl? She a bad bitch
She suck so good on my black stick
Full nicotine ‘cause I’m savage
Vanish in a cloud of mist like I’m magic
I switch it up with the raspberry
Then mix it up with the black cherry
I’m huffing so many flavors that I might need a vape pod confectionary

[PRE CHORUS]
[CHORUS x2]

[VERSE 2]
Watch me turn up in a frat
Watch me turn up in a frat
Maybe I’m in TDX
Maybe I’m in Sigma Ep
Maybe I’m hanging in Phi Psi
Or Sigma Nu with the nice guys
I’m so KA, AE Pi, so AXE, so DTD, so Sigma Chi
Pull up in a golf cart, do a drive by on a 5Sure, lemme get a Pop Tart, public drunk like a rockstar, only way I’m getting home safe is in the back of a cop car
When it comes to shots, I’m ten deep
Best party attendee
I water the front yard in vomit, blacking out, somebody catch me
I just reloaded the vape, creme brulee in the Juul
What is the dosage I take, enough to pass out in the pool
Enough so the next day I’mma bool, memory loss like a fool, 
But I’ll never stop sipping the mist until the frat brothers think I’m cool, fuck!
I gotta get me some TAP
I gotta learn where the burgers are at
I gotta look at a map
Just so that I don’t get lost on my way heading back
I want the sticks with the mozzarella
If you’re getting fries, man the waffle’s better
That’s five orders, we’re bringing it back, we’re gonna need an awful lot of ketchup

[CHORUS]

[OUTRO]
Hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it like Juul 
{Improvise}

Hit It Like Juul

[CHORUS]
Free swag dripping off my back
I got another free shirt with a follow back
Used a pseudonym for a coffee mug
Then I used a fake email for another one
I said I like computer science for a free hat
Pima cotton socks, boy I need that
I ask a pussy startup for their newsletter
Like I’m gonna read that shit, but I knew better


[VERSE 1]
I got so much free shit you would think I won a lottery
Got a mini basketball, tell me where the ballers be
I swear they lookin at me like I’m Ballin out the Dollar Tree
So many start ups that I don’t care that I’m Following
Oh you got the Gucci shoes? How much you pay for those?
I’m saving paper though. I don’t even pay for clothes.
So you got Versace, Armani, a couple Bughattis and a Range Rove.
Well you better hope that your interest is low when you finally go back and pay on your loans
You won’t see a fucking name brand on me, ‘less your talking ‘bout the company that uses me for marketing, to 18 to 24 age bracket demographics, you know I’ll whore out any place in my wardrobe

[CHORUS]

[VERSE 2]
Gimme a water bottle. This shit is fun to me.
The truth can be hard to swallow, don’t care ‘bout your company.
All I want are the freebies. I want some cheap things.
We gotta have one guy out there who’s trying to offset the corporate greed!
Lookin like I left a goddamn expo. Microsoft and Apple both gave me a pair of headphones.
Imma take lost items from the crowd
My closet’s looking like a Techcrunch lost and found
I got a notebook, a used Nook, a free pen, and a new book
A Hawaiian shirt, a flash drive, a digital watch and a cash prize
I dropped a resume as a courtesy, in exchange for buttons for my back pack.
It’s a fact, I’m a cheapscate, but I got my money back

[CHORUS]

[OUTRO]
Swag. Swag. Yuh. Swag.
Shoutout Bridgewater for the merch, yeh
Swag. Swag. Yuh. Swag.
Bright blue shirt make your eyes hurt
Swag. Swag. Yuh. Swag.
Said I like computer science but I swerved, yeh
Swag. Swag. Yuh. Swag.
Said I like computer science but I swerved, yeh

Free Swag

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class at Stanford, and I've been involved in numerous secret computer-related projects, and I have over 300 confirmed programs. I am trained in cyberwarfare and I'm the top code monkey in the entire Googleplex. You are nothing to me but just another 5cr1pt k1ddi3. I will wipe you the fuck out with a resume the likes of which has never been seen before on this campus, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of section leaders across the lair and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your job prospects. You're fucking toasted, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can wreck your GPA in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my iPod Touch. Not only am I extensively trained in cloud-based peer to peer network artificial intelligent blockchain mining, but I have access to the entire Stanford Programming Library™ and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking cheesed, kiddo.

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