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SMOSH’S “PART TIMERS” is a new series about the dysfunctional employees of Pork E. Pine’s -- a pizzeria and arcade long past its prime.  Ian suits up as the beloved mascot (“Porky”), while Anton, the restaurant’s hapless manager, struggles to keep the doors open and his employees happy.  Based on TRUE STORIES from Ian’s real life first job ...kinda. 

Watch PART TIMERS Mondays at http://youtube.com/SMOSH  

LYRICS:
This is America, the land of dreams. 
Everyone can climb higher!
(Not you, though. You’re stuck here. 
'Cause you're a part timer.)

You can do anything!
(As long as it’s not hard.)
And you can go anywhere!
(As soon as you get a car.)
You’re gonna be a huge success!
(C’mon, that’s not who you are.)

You’re a part timer cursed with full-time dreams.
And this low paying job is as bad as it seems.

What the f*** are you doing here?
What the f*** are you doing here?
(Seriously, dude. Like, what the f***?)

SMOSH

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