Unironic Rap Battles

Yep. Happy 5 year anniversary of TRBoCS. :D

Nice Peter as Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu
EpicLLOYD as The Boss Baby

TERRIBLE RAP BATTLES OF COMIC SANS
FUYUHIKO KUZURYU 
VS
THE BOSS BABY
BEGIN!

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu (0:16):
Name’s Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu, bitch, I’m a fucking gangster
True yakuza, shoot right through ya, you’re in fucking danger
This shithead’s met a dead end
Now I’m taking you to school, call it TedEd
Ain’t here to change your Pampies, I’ll get to dropping bodies
‘Cause when it comes to nannies, I’m more like fuckin Maki
Your work ethic is just something I can’t admire 
Sucking up to higher ups like they’re your damn pacifier 
Junko forced our whole class to watch Chiaki’s death and
It still brought less despair than your original on Netflix
I’m more stone-faced than fuckin Munakata
So drop the Poker Face, Lady Googoogaga 
Or I’ll drop a diss right on top a bitch
And like your Oscar win, I’m fuckin robbing this

The Boss Baby (0:52):
Ooh, would you look at that, it’s the scary Danganronpa man
Get real, they have a subdivision in Baby Corp. dedicated to all your fans
Each of your games is built from the same model
Franchise so formulaic, it’d fit in my dang bottle
The moment that I popped in the womb, baby I balled in it
I’ll win by more than a hair, kid, I’mma Baldwin it
Bring your whole clan and let’s get down to business
Yea, the company I’m reppin’s used to putting down bitches
Stacking layers of dough, dine on high class placenta
Rock Armani drip, leaving you dripping magenta 
Slim Shady with an eyepatch won’t be a challenge
Dressing like a pirate Gomez Addams
I won’t be forgiving your horrible temper 
‘Cause I’m more heavy metal than your choice of a weapon
So don’t get too close when you’re stepping
I’m the B-O-S-S, feel no stress, best hold your defenses
And your trashy written love story arc left you killed, bro
Seems Peko left you with Twilight Syndrome
And, uhhhh, while you were bearing all the pain and trauma with the abrasions caused from all your time as head of the yakuza
Well, uhhhh, I took your baby mama Pekoyama, showed her where babies come from, put her to rest harder than Monokuma

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu (1:45):
Talk about Peko like that again and I’ll gnash your fuckin teeth in
Let’s see how much you wanna talk shit when I put my damn feet in this fetus, I’ll leave him defeated
And dropped on a doorstep, and once I render you an orphan
How about I do what your parents should’ve and make this track your abortion (Brrrraaaahhh)
This is one tape you’ll wish never gets played back, son
You’re getting milked so hard, no wonder Francis can’t stand ya
I dodged a bullet, got my death swapped, case 3, pre-production
Your film dodged a bullet dropping Spacey before he touched it
My kin taught me discipline, you got spoiled and pampered
I’d beat the shit jokes out ya, little kid, just to teach ya some manners
I guess I’m just too old to get your appeal, sorry
But you scream disaster more than a gender reveal party 

The Boss Baby (2:19):
I’m trying to wrap my head around you, but I can’t tell which carries more weight
Your shoulders from all your losses or… the swimsuit that caved your sister’s face (What?)
God damn Baby Numbnuts, how about you stop your whining
Your lyrics are just nonsense: Jabberwocky Island
I’d take out your last eye, but you’re already so blind (Ay ay ay ay)
While I’m a bad baby, so catch me outside (Ay ay ay ay)
Quit talking to me or you oughta get beat
Get blown off of the scene like it’s Nagito’s dreams
I’m so fly and I’m killing this mic
So watch this blackened bird leave you dead in the night 

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
WE DECIDE!
TERRIBLE RAP BATTLES OF COMIC SANS

Mixing/Mastering by Freshy Kanal
Instrumental by Anywaywell
Cover Art by Rabi

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu vs The Boss Baby. Terrible Rap Battles of Comic Sans

Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of FRB vs Anything, which pits rap battle community members against well...anything. Today's RBW Encore battle sees two absolute legends, G.O.A.Ts, quirked up white people goated with the sauce rap battle. We have the FRB BOTY winner, Money Heist going up against the movie of the century, Morbius.

Money Heist: CreeperPasta
Morbius (the Movie): SimplyRazzy
Written (unfortunately) by JustGamer
Mixed and Mastered by Serena (she is now in therapy)
Beat Arranged by Serena (see above)
Special Thanks to Shimario and AdamDRB
Beat: Anywaywell

Money Heist:
Money Heist! Money Heist! I’m stealing this win like a Money Heist!
For the viewers who can’t decide, I’ll show how hard I go when I spit a rhyme
Cause I’m so fly, I managed to single handedly win in B-O-T-Y
Michael’s a literal vampire yo, how could I even suck as much as this guy?
I thought Leto was creepy but the memes you’re receiving make me question what’s wrong with meme culture
But now I’ll shit on you worse than your post credit scenes did to the character of Vulture
Makes sense you had to suck the life out of everything you know as your fatal curse
My guy, you’re such a joke that they actually dropped your movie on April First
I hip hop, that’s a Bunny Heist, my lines? That’s a Funny heist!
So sweet, that’s a Honey Heist, the Egyptians? That’s a Mummy Heist!
Even with the memes aside, it’s clear that my show is better
This fool just got schooled, you can call me The Professor!

Morbius:
You wouldn’t like me when I’m hungry, so now I’ll eat up this track
Cause I…am…spitting…Venom with my raps
Though I wasn’t aware this is a competition of forcing rhymes
But let me show you how it’s done…it’s Morbin time.   
It’s Michael Morbius wiping the floor with you like #MorbiusSweep
Your show’s so boring I was snoring throughout every scene
I’m being supported with review scores in the hundreds on IMDB
But I’m unsure of who could be adoring you, sheesh
You wish you could compare to me in this battle of icons
But BOTM says that you could only land by bronze
Your time’s gone, I’ve just had enough of your rhetoric
This battle was a mismatch, just like Keyblade and Benedict

Money Heist Vs Morbius - FRB vs Anything

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Mint as Chara Dreemurr
VinnyO as Jeff the Killer

Produced by Kirk
Written, mixed, and thumbnail made by Mint

Chara:

It's not like I'm not used to empty slates
But I've already seen that smile on a flower's face.
Yes, I'm already acquainted with hatred, Jeff.
So please don't state what your name is, Jeff.
I show up on a timeline and I make it iller.
Only timelines you're haunting are Gacha Life and maybe Twitter.
Hey, but with your fame and glory I've seen a worse life
But then your fans saw your pasta for the first time!
I'd invite you to join the monsters I've dusted
But I trust that your skill with parties is maladjusted…
So I'll simply take up my knife and put cuts in
this unwanted joke of the web, cave his guts in
And I can't tell what he's going for with his abhorred poor story
Is he trying to make it gory? Or is he trying to bore me?
Because I've just about had it. Before you ever speak
You better leave an X on both your eyes like it's a credits scene =)

Jeff:

You think you've got me figured out? Look in my damn eyes.
I don't think anyone with those rosy cheeks could get it
And with how Toby started milking your franchise
Why don't your fanbase GO TO SLEEP ALREADY?!
It feels like every other year we get another one of you
Yeah, give me one more fucking mindless clone of Mother 2
Why don't you quit meddling with timelines and RESET your bars see
I've felt harsher fires start at fucking birthday parties
Quite a shame you decided to wipe your Genocide but hey
Seeing how your mug ended up like, I think I like my face
Overshadowed by literally everyone else in your game
So of course you wanna talk about an empty slate
I've watched countless let's players gawking over your scene
But I don't need heartbeat sounds to make this fucking bore bleed
So you can try to run for it but you're not going free
You're saying nobody came, I'll make sure noone leaves

[TEMP UPLOAD] Chara Dreemurr vs Jeff the Killer. BONUS BATTLE!

Spidey Fam as Dimentio
Mint as Green Mage

Beat prod. by Surce
Extra production by Mint
Written, mixed, thumbnail made by Mint

Dimentio:
I know you’re a fan of the arts, son
But you’ve just picked a fight with the Dark One
I'm gaming's token demented jester
But step up, you’re known for accepting death
(Hahahaha!) I’ve never seen a sulker this slow
Oh I love theatrics, but don’t put on a show
Because I’m going to have the most wonderful time
As I keep on cooking up the ultimate flow!
While you were off LARPing and going insane
I’ve got a large posse and it’s growing today
’Cause when my shots fire, I’ll control and delete
This troll and he’ll be released from his coil and be free
Because I think that I’d rather leave you floored than Floro’d
No real niche, so I’ll sweep you thoroughly
And if you believe you’re not mental to mention me
You can drink of Dimentio’s Dimension D!

Green:
I’m almost at a loss for words on this blasphemer
Claiming that he’s hot shit like the highest planner
But the blueprints for your last scheme are
Lookin’ like a half-ass straight from the Tribe of Banter!
When I go and say that I'm striking new ground
I mean I'm striking new ground with lightning, frighteningly loud
And when my song hits there's no piping me down
Yeah while I'm lighting up crowds, people are wishing the first fight had you down!
So you can try to ward off this warlock
But this puppet master’s force stopped by a road block
‘Cause a flat plumber roped off all his poor cons
Add this to the growing list of all of the Ls that this bro’s copped
Go and beg the Count to clean up that crime scene
You try to pull on the strings but can't hatch a rhyme scheme
…Maybe it’s my eye, but I think that I’d see
If you even tried to get in my psyche
Those raps that you lash are so laughably sad
That you're fit to wear that comedy and tragedy mask
To put this asshat on blast I won’t need to grip any weapons
Just a pair of scissors to teach you a lesson

Dimentio:
Well, wasn’t that cute! I should get Steam achievements-
‘Cause you were simply put dishing no hits, Green, I see that
And let me raise a point that’s maybe apt to cause distress:
Against a playwright, maybe write some lines with any actual effect!
(ay!) The entertainer with the harshest prose
Dimensions rise and pass when I spark a flow
Plant this seed in your fragile mind, hark and know
That in this track I’m the pure heart and soul!
Right now Green is green with envy at my grandiose
But he’s in the shadow of my fantastical act and that fact he knows
So leave this feud now or even with the slightest of blunders
At least you won’t be the first man in green I’ve sent under

Green:
Aaaand that’s all that he had
Surprised I endured that without going fuckin’ mad!
A toss up with Red’s arm couldn’t slay your whole shtick
Harder than when Nintendo became a Gold Pig
But the quality now that this loser's done
Shot from Midnight Town at light speed into the sun!
'Fore I head off, I'll give a little send-off, and ruthless:
You’re forever disappointing, that’s an Absolute Truth bitch

Green Mage vs Dimentio. R∆P BATTLE!


Pixel Chris Decided to Challenge Me to a 24 Hour Challenge. Thanks for the Easy $25 Bucks, Pal.

Don't Expect a Music Video, This is An Audio Only.

Both Characters Performed by Dilly
Written by Dilly
Battle Funded by Pixel Chris 
Mixed by KennyFreestyle 
Beat Prod. by BEATG33KZ 

(Krusty the Clown)
hey! can't you let a man have a drag on his smoke break
my show returns at eight, I don't have time for extra jokes, 'kay?
and put that pinocchio boner nose back where it came from 
I'd hate to go through the struggle of blurring out your face cunt
I'm children entertainment at its finest you can't beef with me 
you couldn't play me with or without those piano key ass teeth
my burger stops pop off both in springfield and out of state (ay) 
you couldn't match my makings dawg you only got one chain (ay)

(Goofy Goober)
if that's the best of your comedy, take the costume off 
those disses didn't pinch me an inch dawg you're quite the awful shot 
you smoke more packs than krabs do, your quite the fuckin sad dude
one more cigarette and you'll pass dude lungs turn black and there's no coming back dude (damn dude!)
I'm so rich my cashews got cash shoes I demand a better opportunity to rap dude
having this drunk as a foe ain't a match it's a one sided brawl and it makes me wanna laugh dude 
I stack up my bars like my sundaes, so here's the latest scoop
a goofy goober owns a sad ass boomer rappin? alleyoop! 


Krusty the Clown vs Goofy Goober - 24 Hour Challenge Rap Battle!

Me as both
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Instrumental by Kustom

TERRIBLE RAP BATTLES OF COMIC SANS
FRANKLIN D. ROOSEVELT
VS
JERRY SEINFELD
BEGIN


Jerry Seinfeld:
Want a World War-Burton? Joe Swanson can’t spit hard
When old grandpas make up his whole fan club
But by now, I’m sure you’re used to sitcoms
Cause that body of yours sure ain’t fit for stand-up
Ayyy, Jerry Seinfeld, unrivaled
Grab a mic, I’ll go right into spittin’ fire, insightful 
Can’t hope to fight all my titles because my comedy’s dominant
While you’re awful in politics, your democracy flopped to bits
And your policies aren’t shit to the shows that I’ve landed
So this song, I’ll be calling it “Punks in Chairs Getting Their Asses Handed”
Set foot in the White House, unemployment went berserk
Jesus, not even your legs wanted to work
It’s your Constitutional right to not talk, so use it
Cause that novice Truman drops more bombs than you, man
What are your contributions? We’re all just clueless, for real!
Left the American people asking “What’s the New Deal?”
Got status higher than you during your Infamy spiel, cretin
My damn Bee Movie Script tops all your boring ass speeches
My old man fought for the Allies, so I’ll respect your appeal
But now the only Axises you’re battling are on your wheelchair wheels

FDR:
You call yourself a comedian? Those jokes were dreadful!
The only thing we have to fear is another one of your specials
To hell with your two cents, I’ll give you my right dime
I’ll need less than four terms to dismantle your tight five
FDR sets the bar extra hard ‘gainst this farce
Left in shards when I’m armed, best not harm the pres in charge
500 pairs of sneakers and still no footing in humor
Just a dried out boomer, call you Amy Shoe-mer
I trashed Hitler’s whole state, you took silver to Goldthwait
But you must be fed up with all the critics on your plate
I’m the next George Washington, you’re ignored over George Costanza
Even Madison would tower over crack Adam Sandler
I led my country through the greatest depths
When the economy crashed harder than the Marriage Ref
Then I beat the world’s evils, stirred people up with ill words
And now they pit me up against a safe for work Bill Burr?

Jerry Seinfeld:
Let’s back it up a tad bit, you cousin-loving fascist 
Don’t act like your past isn’t shrouded in trash, prick
Try rescuing refugees, or if that’s too much to ask
At least try not cramping the Japanese in internment camps
You just might be the most racist dude in World War Two
Cause even Hitler treated Jesse Owens better than you
First man to rep a black card, that’s the kinda bank this dude owns
But the only Black guy you ever liked was Hugo

FDR:
With that foul rap odor, I doubt you’re sober
‘Cause you whine about society more than the Joker
And now Gen Z memes cause your legacy to wilt
Change your sitcom’s description to a show about your skill
You barely made it, your career was carried thanks to Larry David
And you dare to claim I’m racist when your fame is dated
Fading ratings, there’s no way you’ll save ‘em, tanked just like your failed relations
Maybe make sure that the babe you crave’s of age before you date them
Franklin’s undebatedly the greatest man to grace this planet
Your bits make some lame kids laugh but my words make the stage go frantic
Make you panic, hateful tactics won’t suffice or aid your rapping
I don’t need a cane to grasp, my verbal hooks will take this has-been

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
WE DECIDE!
TERRIBLE RAP BATTLES OF COMIC SANS

Franklin D. Roosevelt vs Jerry Seinfeld. Terrible Rap Battles of Comic Sans

Me as both
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Instrumental by Anywaywell

SNAKEBITE RAP BATTLES
JEVIL
VS
MONTRESOR
BEGIN!

Montresor:
Greetings and salutations, it’s your companion Montresor
Meeting this valiant acquaintance, I must ask of one request, sir
That we skip this poor bravado and check my kin’s coat and motto
You’ll end up with Fortunado when I wreak havoc on jesters
Mask on, draped in Gothic clothing
I’m a sly Fox, more cunning than Toby
Took your first game’s whole gimmick then cloned it
There’s been no change, where’s your metamorphosis?
I’ll leave you howling for your verbal crimes,
Not talking Amontillado when I bask in your fervent whines
And once this murder’s final, you’re sure to find
I’ve committed the perfect rhyme

Jevil:
Let’s play a game, a game, I call it “Guess the Human”
This one’s consumed by petty feuding, and now his World Revolves around retribution
And wasted his life away plotting to maim his pal
But it all went to shit as their silence gnawed at his fulfillment, *cone cap jingles, beat stops* does that ring a bell?
*laugh* Too dim to pass as a Lightner
You’re at your most bright when you’re slathered in nitre 
This one is a game you’re not playing so well
Must be a Holiday ‘cause I’m taking no Ls
No chance you can match with my pace (Chaos)
You’re a tactless disgrace (Chaos)
Get Luchesi to rap in your place 
For the drunkard who authored you lacked any taste (Weehee!)
When causing carnival carnage, I am unparalleled
Dirges burning like curtains, I ride a beat like a carousel (Pip pip)
Put your friend to sleep for 50 years? You put me to sleep for a century
Tryna be invested in your story got me like, “Erm...I can do mostly anything”

Montresor:
That’s the best you could do to me?
Then I’ll be punishing this puny imp with impunity
Played your cards against a pack of children, then soiled it 
All it took was TP to flush this joker down the toilet
It’s drudgery having to wait for you
So behind in development, call you Betarune
Break you apart like the key for your cell’s lock
In paces recquiescat
For the love of god (the love of god)
I’ll put this hack in a box (hack in a box)
I Rouxl harder than Kaard (harder than Kaard)
So just call me Seam (just call me Seam)
For this ordeal’s left me in stitches and you’ve pushed my buttons so good day to you
Now the friend you once trusted shall lock you away for good, feeling déjà vu?

Jevil:
No urban legend that Boston Harbored
Could incite new ideas in your garbage author
Just another loon Poe wrote to give readers creeps 
A discount Tell-Tale but failed to keep a beat
You think you’re all that ‘cause you clowned on a jester
But as you fall flat, I’ll be crowned like it’s checkers
You spent your verse threatening thousands of injuries
Yet through it all, you’ve not once tried to insult me
I Cirque de Slay when I’m spitting
I stole the whole show as a side mission
This shabby old creep can’t keep up the tempo
‘Gainst gaming’s most demented jester since Dimentio
Oh, what a fun game this has been, frolicking in the cemetery 
So here’s one more final jest between friends and it’s not the hatchet getting buried *laugh*

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
WE DECIDE!
SNAKEBITE RAP BATTLES

Montresor vs Jevil. Snakebite Rap Battles

Me as both
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Instrumental by Beatg33kz
Cover art by Fightmarker

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1beqCoGKC46vAs341R-AiqhODDEqgm89staYH5Tr3fwk/edit?usp=sharing

Artemis Fowl vs Light Yagami. Snakebite Rap Battles

Houdini:

It’s the great Houdini, instead of a rabbit it seems like I pulled out a weenie. It jumped out’ my hat, tried to beat me, but with a single snap, I beat him easy, peasy!

Why the hell is he qualified to be a doctor? Now that’s Strange
I’m smarter than you, whilst blood is rushing through my brain! 

Take that goofy cape of yours, get out, and take flight,
First your car, then your movie, and now you'll crash in this fight!

I made magic magnificent, all you do is stand there while your team’s efficient, but it brings in the cents, so I guess it makes sense why they made a sequel to your fake BS!

A true magician never reveals his tricks
But that accent needs more than magic

I’m known all around the world for my brilliance in escaping
So you know they’re no comparison when you can’t even escape a teen!

Strange:


Your greedy ass didn't stop, when you nearly died?
You can hang upside down? I can literally control time!

I’m on the big screen, so get back to your stage 
Misleading the audience with all your ads on pages!
Stop with the public nudity, and they call me strange?
Let's hope the ropes are as stiff as your vocal range!


Can you keep your 2 sweeties well with your hat and wand?
Nowadays, you would be a bigger side-show than Wong!

Tell me I’m wrong, now I’m no psychic, 
But I know that in this battle, you’ll be losing

You’re crazy if you think you’ll win, c’mon!
should’ve kept that straight jacket on!
I saved the universe, you escaped a box 
You won’t be able to escape this paradox


Escaped the belly of a whale? I thought you loved your mom! 
Shut up, like Copperfield with your vintage stuff

You’re a weakling, that’s something  you need to confront 
I can take you down with a single punch 



Houdini
I can swallow needles, be buried alive, and withstood all of that strain
But listening to you for more than 20 seconds brings me the most pain! (presto)

In this fight you're getting schooled, call me the ancient one, 
but even the great Houdini could help this simpleton!
I'm the true master, stop with your fake witchery,
Haven't seen a fool this fake since, Thurston!

Even with the time stone, you can't take back these bars
'Cause, when you're beaten’ you'll see more than this star!

Ladies, and gentlemen, watch as I do this next trick!, 
Abracadabra! He literally meets his Doom, and that's it!


Strange 

I put the MC in the MCU, you don’t trick me, everyone can see you!
I wish to unsee you, take that eyeliner off you, or you’ll be hanging, upright, gonna off you!
Step away, you know what happened the last time you did not take a doctor's advice!
It’s safe to say, a single kids puny punch will do more than suffice 

I saved galaxies, assembled the avengers 
Stick to copying, i was trained by a great mentor
And all that hard work brought me here today  
To fight a dude who can’t come up with his own name?

Another one bites the dust today 
Hear was this wise guy’s got to say
This will be the one and only time you lose
Cuz use for the first time, this trick isn’t staged.

Harry Houdini vs. Doctor Strange- Rap Battles! (ft. Alex M)

D.Va - garbageGothic
Chiaki Nanami - JesseBox
Pokimane - Azia
Written by JustGamer
Mixed by Zagranis
Arrangement by JustGamer and GamingPlush64
Beat by Anywaywell
Art by TripleStabber
Beat by Anywaywell
Cover Art by Rabi

D.Va:
So I have a rematch going up against Danganronpa’s gaming prodigy? 
But Alter Ego simplified you to a single trait, like your sister, a Mono-me
And Poki’s not even competition if she can’t climb to the top spot of Twitch
Hell, you couldn’t reach the peak of the Streamys so you went after the Ridge

When I hop on my mech, you two best show respect 
Or you’ll wind up next on my list to be rekted 
On the battlefield I’m both offense and defense
But when you two face conflict you just stay on the fence

I fight for my nation while you fight accusations, 
videos about you guys just tire my patience
I’ll have both of you seeing red, all it’ll take is some gamer raging

Chiaki Nanami:
Oh what’s that, now it’s on to me?
I thought that it was Poki’s job to put people to sleep
Well I got this, I excel at all genres, worked my way to the Ultimate rank
But Hana couldn’t fix her way out of being a D-tier tank

And just like your mech, you’re self destructive, in any team you’re the weakest among them
Acting so reckless on your own, you became a less threatening D. Va than Gundham’s 
I thought that a simping army of fans always seemed a bit creepy
But both Blizzard and Twitch treat their female employees the same way as Teruteru and Kazuichi

Got hit with shots from a Bowblax, Poki’s Valo-ranting again and again 
And how Keemstar got under your skin, your neutrality what’s two out of ten 
Gaslighting fans on what your relationship looks like is low-key lame 
Only so you could gain more fame and get fans horny on Poki-main

Pokimane:
Between class 77-B and the Overwatch team, you guys were disbanded 
When I’m on the mic, I’m not afraid to strike, so if you try to diss I’ll ban it 

Chiaki made her boyfriend feel inferior to her, guess this Gal’s an Omega
Then led all your classmates to despair when Junko’s the one who played ya 
D. Va’s Defense Matrix is only protecting her ego, there’s no way we’re equal 
Even your company thinks that I’m a better representative for your sequel 

Imane is leading the pack on this rap
Not talking Genshin when I make an Impact 
Call me Sombra, the fans’ hearts have been hacked 
You thought you were true gamer girls but in fact

I’ve been making a name for myself way before you two for a long time 
Try to mess with me and my team then you’ll be the ones going Offline 

D.Va:
Ugh you noob! Why don’t you make like a tree and Leafy this fight?
With reaction streams, you didn’t copy right cause you got hit with copyright

Pokimane:
Come on, I’ve seen AOC play games and do better than you two 

Chiaki:
But if you’re so successful, why did you have to sell out to YouTooz? 

Pokimane:
Please, your flow’s so robotic, it’s no wonder you were made into an A.I
Now I’ll drop the mic like a Tetris Block, I’d stay out my way or you may die

D.Va:
And here I thought the only thing you could drop was your college education
But I guess both you and Nanami never really made it to graduation 
So- AH! My MEKA is breaking down, gotta escape or else I’m done 

Pokimane:
Wow look at her, what a [Pokimane has been banned for a month] 

Chiaki Nanami:
Seems it’s game over for you two, the tables flipped for once
Cause this time it wasn’t me who was the one that was getting crushe-

Chiaki Nanami vs D.Va vs Pokimane - Bad Idea Rap Battles

The second battle of the all-star tournament! Yippeeeee!!!

MAKE SURE TO VOTE IN THE POLL: https://strawpoll.com/polls/e7ZJOQwXKy3
POLL WILL END ON AUGUST 7TH AT 10:05 PM EST

CREDITS:

Written by: Chao, Swoldow, Awesome Ayden, TheDangerStranger, SuperTamerDude, BuffaloBrandon, King Ducky, SuperGamerBro, JoMillion, Box_Soldier22, JesseBoxVO

Swoldow as Baldi
ENNWAY as Nagito Komaeda

Beat by Dansonn

Demo by Chao
Thumbnail by Chao
Mixed by ENNWAY


LYRICS:

Nagito:
I never thought there’d come a day where someone so lowly like me
Would finally find competition with all of your clickbait schemes
Aren’t teachers supposed to avoid corrupting children and teens?
But with your memes? Lemme elevate ya to my level
A 3D video game, with 2D sprites and shitty artwork
It’s a hideous shame, your gameplay’s mine but lacks where heart’s worth
Grabbed a little of fame, but Zamination’s new slave
Is getting taught a final lesson ‘fore you live in a grave

Baldi:
Welcome to my rap class! Guess the answer or you're dead
Should Nagito not spit and keep the cancer in his head?
The only ultimate luck you’ve gotten’s avoiding getting beat up
For that opossum ass mane, I’m glad I’m bald if that’s a haircut
If your writers turned in any scene of yours to get grades
I’d ask why they printed a fanfic instead of an essay
Your cast is rounded out by pedos, murderers, and criminals?
That band of freaks isn’t even close to being let in my halls

Nagito:
But a Swiffer’s okay? Your priorities are less straight than I
What, got a problem? Guess your southern accent’s fine
Screwed your fans over, literally, on both their minds and ass you made a mark
But I know a thing or two about leaving patrons in the dark
Stab! Won’t miss it this time, unlike your ruler
Your rapping isn’t slapping, even my headmaster’s cooler
My edits would pale compared to how the internet has whored you
But instead of teaching kids you turned the EA to an OU

Baldi:
And I thought that I had problems to solve! Need a hand man?
Your head’s filled with Junk yet that shit brain’s no transplant
From dogs to mechanics your luck’s a spear into the floor
But you’re my school buses next target, you’ll say “Fuck you Baldimore!”
You got flat lines worse than your heart, your rap’s despair disease
Turned from smartest D2 character to John Kramer for weebs!
Hope turned you to a mess, how inferior complexin’
Think chapter 2 was tense, man? You ain’t seen my detention

Baldi vs Nagito Komaeda - Rap Battle All-Star Tournament Round 1

Slenderman vs oh il nam

Cast
JustGamer as Oh Il-Nam
BDGR as Slenderman

Crew
Written by acexperts
Writing help from king ducky
Art by box_soldier22, and clarence the duck
Beat by king ef
Mixed by box_soldier22
Thumbnail by box_soldier22


Lyrics
Oh il nam (0:13)
My name is Oh Il Nam, how do you do?
I'm here to talk to you, to make you lose
Honestly im even surprised you showed up
Your the only creepypasta to not blow up
We can hear your children whining 
Makes sense a tree monster is pining 
Lets play a kiddie game of hide and seek
But this pedo can't find me (eww)
You lost tug of war with my guard, mate
On who appeal more to kids in a hard game
the internet takes pastas and milks them
But at least i dont murder children

Slenderman (0:41)
It seems an old man has died, if that was his verse
Appealing to teens? And I thought I was the worst
Anyways, who are you? I left your moments skipped
When your greatest task was to not break your hip
Now you betray your friend then he watched you die
That was the greatest betrayal since you graced people's eyes 
When I control someone, i go the extra mile
While with your puppet? When you died he nearly smiled
Got a 3 piece suit when i am rocking the fame
This urban legend been around for a decade
This crap show has been decayed
Got nothing on how much i get paid
jigsaw has changed his outfit and name
I get more pricks daily than in your squid games

Oh il nam (1:22)
Is that seriously how you want to talk to me
This incredible show against your movie
The style is tired, rippin’ off myers
So go and hide in a kiddies campfire
It sucks, and the only one who knows it is you
My show gave soeng wan, now you gave it too
My show is the pinnacle of home cinema, your gimmicks have gotten boring 
I don't need to be critical, your movies critics did that for me
This Squids game is just shooting ink stains, I'd rather die than see your ships, gay
don't click on vids made by manchildren creating clickbait (clickbait)

Slenderman (1:50)
(it's easy) to see that your the mastermind of squid game 
(You lost) your fucking marbles when creating this game
(cant see me) your chances? Like my arms: slim
(film flopped) yes but not as much as your skin
You must be confused again if you think you’ve won
1 bill, my box office destroys your amount of wan
Give your “And Then They Were None” ripoff and yourself a rest
Because overall you will never escape my forest

Oh Il Nam (Squid Game) Vs Slenderman (ft. Just gamer and BDGR)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JUSTGAMER! My dear friend JustGamer is turning 12 today so I decided to make this weird bullshit in like 2 hours to celebrate!

Beat by Soulker

Sandwich:
The sandwich is back, bitch, burning tracks with my rappin
I pack bread and this boutta be a stomp, call me Galactus
I’m not a strip of cheese so don’t cross me
You ain’t peanut butter, bro you can’t top me
You can call me an oven because I got heat
So make like your chef, suck on my ball meat
You were an olive branch to resolve a frantic brawl but got your ass beaten and squeezed 
Call you the U-pie-ted Nations, with how you fucking suck at keeping a piece
Your ass is temporary, I got more green than Larry
Yo mom’s a virgin so I got on top and popped her cherry

Pie:
It’s easy as pie beating this guy with heat on the mic that you can’t diss
Call me Anakin Piewalker, I don’t like sand…wich 
Thought I was pie but your mindset’s irrational
Your formula’s recipe for disaster, bro
If I wanted sand I’d head to Laguna
I’ve seen better “witches” from Konosuba
I’m layered, I’ll flame ya, you’re gayer, ask Gamer 
He ate ya, I’m gangster, like Psytube, I lift weights bruh
So call me the Pied Piper, attracted your girl and I might pipe her
Now call this a hot take but you and I aren’t equal writers

Sandwich:
You’re calling me gay, bro, you’re literally a fruit pie 
You’re a stupid worthless piece of shit, I’m glad you died
There’s too many cooks in the kitchen, too many sandwiches? Nah man you trippin
I’m appearing just to celebrate special occasions
Your death is one bitch so let’s get it 

Pie:
You know my raps fly
Strapped up with ammo, I’m a mag pie
I can’t die
I always come back like I’m William Afton I got the FNAF rhymes
Now pie’s charting, I’m a hustler, I make it rain, feel the burnin pain
Now before I go I got one last thing to say…

JustGamer's Sandwich vs Kirby's Pie - Inside Rap Battles of Obscurity [GAMER DAY SPECIAL!]

Welcome to the series premiere of Objects vs Anything! In this fearsome battle, we have the first president of the United States, George Washington, engaging in lyrical combat against a washing machine. Who will win? Listen to find out!

OBJECTS VS ANYTHING
GEORGE WASHINGTON
VS
WASHING MACHINE
YEP.

George Washington:
This reads not like a battle, more a chore of a weekly visit
When all you’re good for’s washing the red I left on the coats of the British
Want something that’ll make your head enter a spin cycle? Well here, peasant 
You could never revolve without the revolution I spearheaded
I fought for my Rights, got my face on the Bill
Fall to my might, you’ll be leaking yourself
Step to me, your insides get chopped
You’ll be left like a child using you as a hiding spot 
I may have died but look at how I croaked
We all know I’m ill when I rap from my throat
This battle shall read like my inauguration, I’m winning this bitch by unanimous vote

Washing Machine:
Come at me, George? You’ll sustain damage of sorts you can’t afford
Because with skill, you’re more starved than your fellow soldiers in Valley Forge
But all I need is to take one glance at your dirty laundry, son
You’re only good at racial cleansing, call you white-Washington
(Oh!) Big wigs ain’t scaring me
This dude’s been a hack since the cherry tree
This flow, you shouldn’t be crossing, kid
You’ll get whipped like you’re building your monument
While you were out in the war, such a bad leader even the French made you tap out
Ask Martha if you were the only Washington with wood in your mouth
I’m a washing machine and I come in so clean, you’ll bobbing to me cause my bars are so heat
This old Washington freak may have got a DC but on top of this beat, he ain’t fathering me
Bro you used to be known as America’s savior, now scandals cause vandals to spark your erasure 
Now your only history left that remains are the dollars that people come to me to pay with

George Washington:
Oh please, the rope in my lawn is more effective with lines, sir 
I’d call this battle a wash, but your style couldn’t be dryer
People get mad at you when you make a sock lose its place?
Let’s see how mad you get once I leave you socked in the face
I kept the states United in a time of crisis
You’re a wrinkle getting crushed by a fist of iron
First damn president to set foot into office
Meanwhile, it’s a given, your rap noise: obnoxious
Once I’ve left this dysfunctional apparatus burned with rhymes
It won’t take any suicidal web challenge for me to turn the Tides

Washing Machine:
Were too pussy to take sides in any of the Father’s tons of feuds
God damn, even George Washington Carver has more nuts than you!
Call you washed up ‘cause your fame will drown
Threw out the king, so how can you take the crown
Rather alone than in bad company? Hardly
You couldn’t get invited to a political party
No treaty’s enough to defeat me, so now let’s see what your eulogy’s going to read
First in war, first in peace, and first to be cleaned up by the flow machine

WHAT WON?
WHAT’S NEXT?
I’LL PROBABLY DECIDE THE NEXT MATCHUP BUT IF I LIKE YOURS IT’LL BE DONE AND YOU DECIDE THE WINNER!
OBJECTS VS ANYTHING

Snakebite126 as George Washington
Freshy Kanal as Washing Machine
Mixing and Mastering by Freshy Kanal
Child Hiding Spot line written by GamingPlush64
Written by Snakebite126 and Commander Jacob
Additional writing help from Eddiefrb
Beat by Hala-X

That about covers it. I have some ideas cooking up for the next installments, but feel free to suggest your own ideas and if they're good, I'll do them! Smell you later, alligator. ;)

George Washington vs Washing Machine - Objects vs Anything [SERIES PREMIERE]

After a long hiatus, Snakebite126 Rap Battles of Inside Things finally gets a name change because what a fucking stupid name that is. It also comes back with a battle of epic proportions between the mystical writer, The Rap Battle Fairy, and the fecal thief, The Shit Goblin, in a battle of the FRB cryptids.

Cast:
The Rap Battle Fairy as themselves
The Shit Goblin as themselves
Mixing and Mastering - Freshy Kanal
Beat produced by Anywaywell

Lyrics:
The Rap Battle Fairy:
Looks like it’s time for me to once again take flight
As all of FRB dozes off in their dreams 
This mystical entity appears in the night
To write a verse against the one who put them all to sleep (Let’s go)
It’s the Rap Battle Fairy coming out the gate
‘Gainst a crack addict bearing tons of pounds in weight
Oh, with just a swish of the wand
I got the power to make any verse bippity bop
And while you’re screaming at your victims to start hitting the quan 
Man, your trials are just errors and I’m leaving ‘em plunged 
And is the fact that you work a job at Walmart a shock?
‘Cause from your traps and voice tapes, you’re just a bargain bin Saw

The Shit Goblin:
Fucking dies 
Now I may not be the Jizz Demon, but please start retreating or you’re really gonna get fucked
I’ll let my voice go louder, kid you don’t-don’t matter, better hope your bladder doesn’t go and splatter
‘Cause from all the living creatures that this pro’s encountered, you’re the only one I won’t be taking shit from
Bitch, what? The Shit Goblin’s hip-hoppin’ 
You’re in deep shit once I kick off, this pimp’s poppin’
You hear the night’s calling and it prompts your arrival
But my speeches will leave you dipping this call like my disciples 
You got your grand start from Pyro vs Memeulous
And yet the best verse was the only one that Felix did
You only make rounds when you have to make up a diss
But I’m more than used to fairies taking the piss

The Rap Battle Fairy:
The Piss Fairy, huh? Well those jokes were piss poor (Yeah)
When I’m taking number one, it’s the Best Writer awards
Plus I’m honestly surprised that you’d think I’d be that threatened
By Danganronpa with a scat fetish (Whoo!)
I’m so fly, your insanity’s boundless
Call Rosie to leave her son reality grounded
Poor stranger, I’m leaving you wrecked with my magic raps 
Cause a flanger is the only effect that your rapping has
As we’re battling, once you see how hard my pen game hits
This’ll be like your third trial tape, you’ll never make it
My bars get songs on playlists, so far I gotta say this
If you’re trying to make movements on the mic, I guess you’re constipated

The Shit Goblin:
Wanna beat me, bro? You need to start over
I’ve seen more appealing flow come from the Barf Ogre
You got left like my minions, stuck, enslaved and
Now you can’t escape the chains of Dustin’s basement
Yeah, I got homies in FRB that’ll clip your wings
I’m a rapper, I’m a rebel, yo it’s Shitty G
Once you’re with hit with bars so heavy like plip-plop
It’s fitting a piece of shit like yourself gets dropped
I’m a stone cold killer and I’m so conniving
You ain’t no dope winner but you’re so bold trying
The immortal, living since before your time
Whose getting sold your spirit, bitch your soul’s all mine
And the minute that you started getting deadlines
Half the scripts you rushed all ended up with dead lines
So don’t challenge me with your lame flows
This battle’s like all your other commitments - shoulda learned to say “no”

Anyways I'm leaving the community now because I am never topping this.

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