Benny you have no idea how much I love this

snakebite126 wow just wow this is so good ,dm asap on instagram im famous on there i can blow this up. my username is in my profile photo on here

Releases tomorrow, July 28th. Get hyped biches!

Lyrics/Credits:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1E61RKYOnRaOzAIy3HGOxUVK7gcJOpX8GmojdzDT4JW0/edit?usp=sharing

[EARLY AUDIO] MatPat vs Jacksfilms. Snakebite Rap Battles

-PRODUCTION/CAST-
Henry Stickmin - Mancha (UBERocity)
Phil Eggtree - Fightmarker​

Written By: Michael Stark, M!CAH, & Mason G

Produced By: Epistra

Mixed & Mastered By: Freshy Kanal

Logo By: Cannibal Worms

Cover By: Commander Jacob

Lyrics:
ANNOUNCER
Let's give it up for Stark’s Rap Battles!
Henry Stickmin
Vs
Phil Eggtree
Begin!

HENRY STICKMIN
The father of Newgrounds is bound to ground this unpunny Flash hack
Who thinks he can step to Stickmin, guess he hasn’t seen my clap back!
Henry chooses Gas Raps to combat Phil’s not-so-Swift sadness
Even your OG design adds up to complete Madness!
I mean, you’re messing with the best mercenary since Red or Blu
My games are a blast when I bring laughs, no one can say the same about you
So riddle me this, if you can, we know you’re not the sharpest bulb in the shed
How can you claim to have fame when you’re put to shame by another egg?
Who’s got a 98% rating on Steam? Me!
Who’s game birthed a dev team and a whole company from a meme?
But then who’s schtick got old fast with each recurring scheme?
Cuz it’s not me who’s cranking sequels just to make ends meet, geez!

PHIL EGGTREE
A whole decade for your first words? I must say, I’m thrilled
In this scrap you’re getting capped, regardless of the gimmicks you instill
Just a bully taking dollars, but got no digits on the weight scale!
So come at me, stick bug, this loss’ll be your 348th fail!
Spitting colder than Zack- er, hotter than Zack, a twig’ll get snapped when I’m on the attack
But if I tried to sit through your whack class I’d end up falling asleep on the track!
Stickmin’s just a Ghost Inmate, so there’s no need to keep my guard up
Hard to Escape Prison when you’ve been surrounded by my bars, huh?
I’ll still be the one collecting coin, while you’re lacking common cents
And after all your countless antics, I’d think you’d grasp some common sense
With all those video game tie-ins, you constantly seem to harp
For one who prides himself on intelligence, that wasn’t very… pointy
Once I crack the case of this basketcase, then he’ll truly see-
That when it comes to tricking teachers or ditching class, I always have the key!
No Valiant Hero, you snitched on the army just to pinch more cash
Just a selfish thief with jealous deeds, I’ve got this in the bag! (Ha!)

HENRY STICKMIN
I toppled the Toppats, Government, Wall, you know I got the sleek flow too
Your whole deal is “bargain bin Ferris Bueller hit with a dash of Pico’s School!”
But if you really wanna compare us, I’ll serve this Egghead over easy
My countless achievements to your minor victories? Hmmm, lets see:
Small startup gains some traction, gauging YouTubers’ reactions
Yet you couldn’t hold a fraction to the sweet deals that I’m packin’
Banks, Prisons, Airships, Complexes, I’ve beat them all, and then-
What did you do, that’s new? Oh yeah! Escaped school… again...
Priceless gems? I steal em; Brighter friends? You need em
I’m Breakin’ Banks and taking tanks, you use plot holes for your freedom!
No matter what you point and click, I top your “Legacy Edition” any day
But it seems like I had no trouble “Completing the Diss-ion” anyway!

PHIL EGGTREE
This beaver’s spittin’ ‘gainst this bread crumb from the internet’s trash can-
Now after countless parodies, this rash distraction’s at his last stand
Tried to capitalize on nostalgia, relying on old, tired game cliches
While I’ve been going strong for many years and I’m still free to play! (Ay!)
Your lines are paper thin, cutting less than your “valid stingers”
I’ve seen sicker stick figure spitters come out of Salad Fingers
No matter what the timeline, that whole verse was your lamest sad jam
Mission Failed! You shoulda stuck with Charles if you wanted the Greatest Rap Plan! (Oh!)

ANNOUNCER
Who was the Flashiest?
Who do you wanna see battle next?
Well, you decide! 
This has been Stark’s Rap Battles, we’ll see ya next time!

Henry Stickmin vs. Phil Eggtree | SRB

Happy 6 year anniversary of TRBoCS! I wasn't able to get a video out but I hope this makes up for it! I love you guys and stay tuned for the video release!

TERRIBLE RAP BATTLES OF COMIC SANS
MONOKUMA
VS
THE ANNOYING ORANGE
BEGIN!

Monokuma:
I am Monokuma and I’m your headmaster 
Here to blend a delectable drink to have with my next platter
Bite your tongue, kiddo, it’s way past nya nya time
You’ll find this battle’s like the dictionary, Orange’s got no rhymes
So I’ve got my dukes up 
Flow smooth like butter - Mondokuma
I’ll block your sound like a Deluxe Room
Leave you spinning like a pinwheel pinwheel pinwheel of doom
This orange killer’s the most socially inept in his whole dang kitchen  
Passion Fruit gets your juices flowing? You’re an OJ simp, son
It’s just so sad that you’re a heel, with all your pals made diet meals
In modern times, you can not deal cause now you’ve lost all your a-peel
Broadcasting killing games to leave the flames of hope extinguished
But thinking about it now, I should’ve just went with your show on CN 

Annoying Orange:
Awww, a teddy! Hahahaha, nice diss, bear 
But I’ve felt more despair hanging out with this pear! (Hey!)
So zip it bout your stupid little saga only suiting little toddlers 
They should call it Dangan-romper (hahaha, drop it)
Ayo it’s AO, with the great flows straight from Dane Boe
On the kitchen sink, I’ll be spitting seeds cause I kill the beat, so just lay low
I’m packing more flavor than a bag of Cuties
You perv on kids worse than an ad for Cuties
Your case 3s are the only thing tragic, Koomy
Oh no, wear a mask for his magic cooties!
Your verse is an Ultimate Punishment but all your crushing’s the DJ’s hopes
Sitting and watching the mayhem but all that you’re maiming’s your VA’s throats 
Your little cubs should get ready to write your Mono-File
Cause now you’ll get a taste of my kitchen, orange nya nya style 
In rankings, you can barely make top ten (nya nya)
Like who cares what Enoshima’s loose sock says (nya nya)
Call it orange fever, I’m sick with a diss
So treat me like you and lick up my kids (nya nya)
All your plans to defeat hope, got crushed by a little Alter Ego
I guess it’s true what they say - never meet Chihiros (hahaha)

Kurokuma:
And they I say I talk too much, ha, let’s put this to rest!

Shirokuma:
Can’t stand the heat inside the kitchen? 

The Monokubs:
Then get burned like Celeste!

Monokuma:
Skrrrt
Comparing apple trees to oranges, it’s shocking how far you’ve fallen
But you can just ask Komaru - I’m balling
What happened to you, kiddo? I mean your view count “wazzup”
But your whole crew-
-Crew? Like Among Us? Hahahahaha
-just shut up!
I’ve had it with your insufferable rhymes
So let’s give it all we got, it’s punishment time
When it comes to the kitchen’s biggest weirdos, even Teruteru’s not as abhorrent
Because I’ve been torturing violent knife-equipped psychopaths like it’s just Clockwork, Orange
This ain’t a Jigsaw trap, talk back and it’ll cost you your life
So let me give you some pointers because I’m sharp as a KNIFE
I’ll take your Happy Appy Sausage Party brain destroying channel and I’ll have it canceled
Leave an orange strung up like Hiyoko, ripping my way through this midget asshole
So be glad that I’m putting an end to your shit, buster
I’ll be bombarding your carcass with bars like a body has been diss covered

Annoying Orange:
This is your lesson, huh? Then let me ask this
How’d an AI run by Junko go out of fashion
Today your Fangans are the only reason that people stick 
So treat your efforts like one of them - cease and desist
I left my mark on the internet, you’re a virus gone out of control
Better call you Liam the Leprechaun, cause you’re losing the gold  
I know your mastermind’s struggling to get it together
But hey, it wouldn’t be the first time she was crushed under pressure

Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Instrumental by Dansonn
Additional Instruments by Snakebite126
Kitchen Background by Fightmarker

The Annoying Orange vs Monokuma. Terrible Rap Battles of Comic Sans

Jevil - Snakebite126 
Geiru Toneido - JesseBox
Written by JustGamer
Writing Revision Help by RNG
Special Thanks to GamingPlush64, Snakebite126, Pixel Chris, YLFEthan
Beat by Epistra
Arranged by JustGamer + GlitchDude + GamingPlush64
Mixed by Zagranis
Cover Art by Rabi
Art by TripleStabber

Jevil: 
Let’s play a game, a game! I’m choosing hide and seek!
You can try hiding evidence somewhere that’s not the crime scene!
Or run and hide yourself, cause when time’s up and you confront me, 
You’ll writhe in pain while I roll away, like I’m a dough ball of buckwheat!  
Can’t touch me! My chaos is helping make the world go round
Your gamers probably spend more time than me in a basement underground
I’m a cut above the rest, you caught with a cut on top your head
Between that and your perfume, seems like you couldn’t throw Ms. Cykes off of your scent 
This body can’t be killed, all of your efforts would be worthless
Not a good balloon artist or a real clown, but instead she’s the entire circus! 
Toby Fox’s most OP boss, dropping dopey tots is my purest purpose 
But even I can’t excite rage like the kind Ace Attorney fans had at your resurgence

Geiru Toneido:
Representing the Toneido school for my adoring fan base, oh shucks!
Didn’t expect a lil ole balloon artist like me to blow up! 
This widdle fella’s been a bad boy, think you easily got the win?
Forget the carousel sweetie, Toneido’s taking you for a spin 
This card’s out of pocket, unlike your game I got profits,
Bars stuffed like my pup, your lyrics I top it 
And it’s no wonder Tumblr went off since 
This hot mess was found inside a closet 
Backstory’s stitched up like Seam is, 
Went crazy, started spewing word vomit,
So they threw your ass in a cell and then locked it 
Let’s see you keep that smile up when I present a twist, twist, twist!
Take a hold of my balloon sword and slice up this impish bitch! 
Like my suspenders, I stay strapped up, going POP POP POP if you push me
You can do anything? Maybe except this fucking clussy!

Jevil: 
Lines sweeter than a Lancer Cookie, call me your breasts, I’m popping off
So much so that I’m getting tired, I may need to stop… 
Sike! And here I thought Lightners were supposed to be bright?
This is it BOISENGIRLS, my biggest attack, prepare to meet the Devil’s Knife!
Went homicidal for your daddy’s title, couldn’t pin the right guy as your cover up
Broke down when cross examined, caught red like your hand is, couldn’t bend the facts into a good bluff
Thinking that you stand out in the posse of insane clowns? Why don’t you join the club! 
Your build up for a punchline dragged like your case’s run time: I’ve had enough! 
Always quick to anger, can’t take comments made towards you
Though I quite enjoy the chaos you incited in the courtroom
Game’s over! Speedoru put you in the spotlight but it’s high time 
Your relevancy dies, now I’ll treat you like Twitter: Bye Bye! 

Geiru Toneido:
God, you act like a child, no wonder you need to be pacified 
I’d rather treat you like Ralsei’s manuel, cast aside 
Talk about my popularity cause you think you’re staying topical
At least my developer didn’t make my storyline fully optional! 
Your brain or your cell key, I couldn’t tell which is more scattered
Did Toby Fox wait until the end of your nap to release another chapter?
Went from an Earthbound tribute with a bullet hell that’s torturous 
To a knowing repeat of the previous game, I call that meta-morphosis 
Though we’re not that different, our friends led us to being thrown away  
Your brain’s decay left you so insane to believe that your world is just a game
I murdered for my father, but that wasn’t something he’d allow 
I must repent for what I’ve done, so for now this is my final bow…

Jevil Vs Geiru Toneido - Bad Idea Rap Battles

Welcome back to Lame-Ass Rap Battles! Today we have a battle of color-swapped clone stalkers: Herobrine, spirit of the brother of the creator of Minecraft, versus the Mario Silhouette, castle wanderer found in personalized copies of Super Mario 64. Enjoy!

Mr. Tibbs as Herobrine
Commander Jacob as The Mario Silhouette 

Written by Commander Jacob
Mixed by Fightmarker
Beat produced by InsaneBeatz
Feedback by GamingPlush64, Mr. Tibbs, bloody_queers, Zagranis, Fightmarker, etc.

-LYRICS-
Herobrine:
See me in the distance? Hope those star doors stay shut
I don't want Piranha Plant biting off me more when we wakes up
I got the godly flows to diminish distant cosmic clones
I’ll make it red when I slam your head against the cobblestone
White eyes with a wide bite but I ain’t no Chain Chomp
Mr. Sit and Watch can picture what to do when his frames drop
Bark at me, my sword will chop like cutting leaves from a tree
So don’t run up on me, I've got a whole overworld under me

MS:
I see yooou, and I’ve tracked your plans to spit bars hot
But walk in His Domain? I‘m swinging hands like Tick Tock Clock
Painful like stained glass windows. Funny: Brine’s in a pickle
Stunting with the all-black fit, though you just changed couple pixels
I’ll make you black out. This wound you can't patch out
I’m jumping this painting. No retexturing, he’ll just crash now
I’ve had it up to the fourth floor. You've been here too long
Your fans are like you: minors who can’t move on

Herobrine:
Shadow Mario’s shadow hardly flowed in a way worth considering morbid
I'm sending this bitch through a portrait and burying him in the Fortress
Or bringing some torches and burning your boring-ass lore before you start running
I'm making pyramids up and appear and they pass the polygonal palace you’re stuck in
If you're talking about design, why would I cut out the lights
Darkness surrounds you, right? So how could you count as bright
Fuck your cryptic text. Think I'm scared when you display that?
I'm the type to slash kill, but not in a game chat

MS:
Players see you, they know you're there, and even screenshot
I bust their cartridge and make their CRT screen shot
You muck with streams while I run their dreams
Bowser has to take a sub to me. YouTubers use you just to say “sub to me”
Trap you in the walls so it blocks the rhymes I can’t stand
Try stealing coins. I catch that? Start shifting out; sand land
Potions and teleporting ain’t enough to catch me, my friend
Encounter me and see a void meaning you’ll meet your End

Herobrine:
All this glitch can offer is one wiki that’s vacant
Your hip-hop’s softer than MIPS in the basement
This AI without the I cant reach my level, just try
Mock me one more time and I’ll default skin you alive
You’re running in circles. I can do this all day
Read the signs: please die quietly in the hallway

MS:
I wish your knock-off novels were your only words hurting my eyes
But I'll make sure this eulogy's Persson-alized
Mr. 2 bit isn't even cared about by their own kin
Someone must be shooting up… but there’s no Hero win
Mama-mia! You’re not worth comparing Luigi to
Obsessed with griefing others cuz your brother never greaves for you

Thanks for watching
-ComJac

Herobrine vs The Mario Silhouette | Lame-Ass Rap Battles

Dr. Dee as Purple Guy
B-Lo as The Grey Man

LYRICS:
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES!
THE PURPLE GUY
VERSUS
THE GREY MAN
BEGIN

Purple Guy:
1, 2, 3, 4; 5 kids on the floor
6, 7, 8, 9 games packed with chilling lore
Show you the door, give you some more
Straight to the core, blood and gore 
To put all the fright in the kids and adults
There’s only one name that can cause all this horror
It’s PG, killin’ 13, making this battle R
You look, 6, 10, 12, tell us what the fuck you even are
PG’s showing LSD who’s the greatest MC, fuck it
I’ll drop the A in FNAF, leave you Friday Night Funkin

Grey Man:
You brits have a thing for being awfully obnoxious
What will you do, use the scooper? just like your children you botched it
(Yeah you botched it) So knock it off, bitch. When Willy sees me he’ll fall
I gave birth to nightmares, you gave birth to a hentai doll
You can’t strike fear in me, I’ve got that Japanese made flow
Against the most uncaring purple father since Thanos (Oh snap)
I’ll phase through your robots, this time no suit will come in clutch
Nah, I haven’t seen a brit get pussied out this quickly since truss

Purple Guy:
You stand idly in the distance, what makes you think you’re fucking scary?
Fact is, what am I even doing here? This matchup makes me a bit wary
Think about it, I’m known for being the face of Fazbear’s scares
And I’m packed with shittons of lore, while this dude just kinda stands there
Stop your heart with a click.
See the face. of a criminal (iminal)
What the fuck’s even your shtick
That shit’s… really pitiful (itiful)
And what the fuck’s even that verse? I really don’t fucking care
Why the fuck am I still here?! I’m leaving!

Phone Guy:
Hello? Are you still there?

Grey Man:
Haha, now you’re stuck because you don’t know shit about me
You’ll be trapped in this rap battle nightmare for all eternity
So let’s dance, give the audience something to rant about
When you see me in the dreamscape you’ll just want to cry and shout
Wait- what is this? Where’d he go? Why am I rapping against a phone?
This is truly such a shame, it seems I've been left alone
I need an outing, I need a reason to stop this rhymin’
I’m gonna go hang with Lucy… in the Sky with Diamonds

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC…
*phone rings* Hello? Are you still there?
NO HE'S GONE
Oh, ok
....RAP BATTLE PARODIES

Purple Guy vs The Grey Man

Lyrics / Beat / Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1b6wosim-z1epjh-2YVmQf-TnEvO-UW74X8El0qHhGX0/edit
King Mewtwo as Bowser
An Extremely Agitated Hedgehog as Lucifer
Written by MetaMachine, Legengo, GamingPlush64, King Mewtwo and AlchemyKing
Mixing and beat arrangement by GamingPlush64
Thumbnail by Toni Rigatoni
Beat by Epistra and Dansonn
Hint for next time: "Captains of heaven and hell"

Bowser vs. Lucifer

Watch the video for this battle! - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Z6Iw-S6RvU&t

Welcome back to Shimario's Rap Battles! Today we have a battle between 2 variations of some of the most iconic gaming sidekicks there are. We have Tails Doll, the creepy Tails replica and well known creepypasta, and Weegee, the face of Youtube Poop. Comment down below who you think won the battle, and feel free to leave suggestions for future battles as well!

Around this time last year, I released a battle that was apart of the 100 hour challenge. This year we once again did the challenge, except instead of working in teams, we worked in duos. I partnered with GamingPlush64, and we've spent the past few days making this.. thing. Enjoy!

Shimario as Tails Doll
(You're here already silly)

GamingPlush64 as Weegee
https://www.youtube.com/@GamingPlush64

Written by: Shimario and GamingPlush64
Beat Produced by: Diamond Style
Beat Arranged by: GamingPlush64
Mixed by: GamingPlush64
Puppet Work by: GamingPlush64
Thumbnail by: Rabi

LYRICS: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1dM6G33bBX0xr6iQ8vfPWPPEE29G4vBN5EkjDSlhNoNI/edit?usp=sharing

Thanks for listening! Not sure when I'll post next, but whatever it is I hope you guys have a ball with it.

Weegee vs Tails Doll - Rap Battle!

A very happy Halloween to all of you who have been waiting for this battle for YEARS. We have faux reality show host, Chris McLean, pitted up against one of the single most iconic slashers in cinema, Jason Voorhees! Enjoy!

CAST:
Mr. Tibbs as Jason Voorhees
Jacuto as Chris McLean

LYRICS:
JASON VOORHEES:
Rising from the grave; it looks like Jason Lives
What is this, Dramarama? I’m not here to fucking babysit
I’m menacingly idle but your plots move even slower
So now this Killer Bass is coming for a Screaming Gopher
My silence spawns screams and leaves no Survivors
You sound like you were voiced by a surfer from Fiverr
You use your show as an excuse for you to pick on kids
Total Drama my ass, you’re on some Jigsaw shit
I’ve been to space in the future and my shit’s more grounded
Should I have put this in a song for you to wrap your head around it?
Your chatty head’s getting washed up on this Jersey Shore
Trust me, I’ve dealt with annoying psychopaths before

CHRIS MCLEAN:
Alright campers, to qualify for your next meal
Your challenge for today is to figure out this dude’s deal
Pull-Up on me all you want. This momma’s boy should change his pampers
‘Cause it looks like someone’s not a very happy camper
When you fell in the lake I bet you probably pissed in fear
But your view of the bottom must’ve been Crystal clear
I can tell you’re not the smartest, giving head starts to your targets
I’m the host with the most- (Jason interrupts) what, criminal charges?

JASON VOORHEES:
The goal of your show was to leave people frightened
But it blew up in your face worse than Pahkitew Island
Your psyche is fueled by others’ pain and despair
Like, dude... how the fuck are you still on the air?!
You drew together a format that was a low effort clone
Let me show you real Action when you’re in the woods alone
My kill count is boundless, bet you wish you could match it
But you got Chef, though I’d do better work with a Hatchet
You’re the craziest and weakest foe I’ve ever faced
Did it ever Don on you that that’s why you got replaced?

CHRIS MCLEAN:
Hah, good one, Gretzky, but I gotta stop ya
Cos your fame is sinking faster than Camp Wawanakwa
Ey yo, take it easy, I know you’re in a cruel mood
But taking my campers from me? Not cool dude
An encounter in the woods may find this zombie solo
But I know who pulls the strings of this swampy Quasimodo
And if that rings a bell, unless my story’s wrong
I’m referring to the Archback of Votre Dame
You’re known for a series where every entry is lame
So your immunity won’t protect you from the Dock of Shame
Don’t rock the Boat of Losers, more than ties may be severed
Now go to hell, Jason, and don’t come back… e-ver

Cover Art by Commander Jacob
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Chris McLean Vs. Jason Voorhees | Gridline Rap Battles Season 3

Welcome back to Shimario's Rap Battles! We have ourselves a legacy match today, between two horror icons which take the same core ideas, but couldn't execute them any differently. We have Slenderman, the abducting stalker who roams the woods, and Baldi, the very strange antagonist of Baldi's Basics. Comment down below who you think won the battle, and feel free to leave suggestions for future battles as well!

Just like Weegee vs Tails Doll and Winnie the Pooh vs Snorlax, this battle was created as part of the 100 hour challenge! This year I once again teamed up with GamingPlush64, as well as AngelicWarrior and Segamad66. Big thank you to all 3 of them!

GamingPlush64 as Slenderman (and the principal)
https://www.youtube.com/@GamingPlush64 

Shimario as Baldi
(You're here already silly)

Written by: Shimario and GamingPlush64
Additional Writing by: AngelicWarrior and Segamad66
Beat Produced by: Diamond Style
Beat Arranged by: GamingPlush64
Mixed by: GamingPlush64
Art by: BMB
Thumbnail by: Rabi
Special Thanks to: JustGamer, Walk, and my 100 Hour Challenge team

Lyrics: 
https://docs.google.com/document/d/19nLTyAvRlDNCw5Jak9v3Us5qhKC2rlsMyo__Ns1XVE4/edit?usp=sharing

Slenderman vs Baldi's Basics - Rap Battle!

Lyrics/Karaoke/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1b07muNKGGwsi-R8svN-jsisz8oCXAvOHLnjoR3YmVBQ/edit
KyleRhysMarsh as Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny (cameo)
Mancha (UBERocity) as Duck Hunt Dog
Adam (UBERocity) as Duck Hunt Duck
Written by MetaMachine, Jay and Bork
Thumbnail by Jade
Beat by Kustom
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Hint for Gengo's next battle: "Bare your fangs"
Hint for Meta's next battle: "Educational!*"

[EARLY AUDIO] MatPat vs Jacksfilms. Snakebite Rap Battles

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