hello! this has been in production for weeks now and an idea for longer, as they're two of my favorite Pokémon and I liked the idea of these possessed badasses going head to head. 
Thumbnail by Commander Jacob
All other things done by me

Lyrics: 

Trevenant
Spittin’ cold, Matt Daemon, sheer Revenant
Telling this Kanto Annabelle, fear Trevenant
Walk through my moss or appear hesitant
‘Cause that grin? You’re looking near-desperate
Pass me with those stats so trashy, ‘less this Mon’ll be gone
If it tries to meddle with the devil who controls the ground it walks upon
I’m a towering guardian; strike fear with just my caved-in face
You’re Mr. Widemouth going through his My Chem phase
Should remain Phantump, this monolith cannot be traded
Duel with this dual-type, and I shall be the Bane of Banette

Banette:
(agh) I’ve witnessed you in the anime, I have...
A “spooky” mammoth Sudowoodo who yoinked Torterra’s grass
But this is my Trick Room, you look like a tiny stump I’ve sat on
Small as your plushy in person! Oh...hehehh, I forgot, you don’t HAVE ONE
Got me asking Y you think you’re dire?
I’ll line five of your kind up, start a wildfire
Keep up your guard
It’s hardly a secret your ability’s hidden, your ass can’t harvest a good bar!
And won’t go far ‘gainst pure insanity outer and inner
Waltzing into your sacred forests and yelling TIMBER (HAHAHAHA)

Trevenant:
I would’ve thought you’d ride like a Harley, hardly, where’s the carnage?
What did I expect from one who lives amongst the garbage? It’s not a shocker
that this primadonna “devilish” talker’s
Trying to haul useless trash at my face
Bitch you’re a glorified stalker!
Respect your elder, check your movements
Or prove there’s something “Mega” ‘bout your evolution
That clown look? I can’t help but LAUGH at you.
Drop a mic? Getting it confused with your owner trashing you?
Poor little plushy coping with madness
Treating you like a baby puts your stuffing back in
Sad, your grudges weigh so heavy
But with those spikes? Makes sense you’re so PETTY!
Whipping you into frenzies, this is darkness incarnate
Should’ve stayed silent, kept that Energy locked in
Tides have shifted since I met Ash, I don’t need another savior
For a self-inflicted voodoo doll who can’t stand against mother nature

Banette:
You’re of a different Ghost Breed, but not quite Gastly
Be weary, Great Deku, no dweeb Shadow Sneaks past me
Forging friendships? What a bother for such a high potential Pokémon 
With a “wise tree” gimmick and a played out shtick with a base case of pink eye going on!
You’re unimpressive with the grass whips you’ve tried to land on me
Falling prey, I’m used to ripping through sanity
Malicious? Has it never dawned upon you
you couldn’t hurt the birds that build nests on you?
A wicked witches’ brew made with my spells to
Drop bars like my curses have befell you!
Stay away from my alleyways, or you’ll see crimson
Take a hint from me
Zip it.


Thanks for listening! I sincerely hope you enjoyed!

Trevenant vs. Banette // Alex's Rap Battles #11

Writers:
Adam Sandler 2 of DRB

Additional Help:
Ethan Sandler 2 of DRB

Snakebite as James Franco
Seth as Lee Harvey Oswald

Mixed by Glitchdude

Annonucer - Kamren :)

Adam Sandler’s Series of Rap Battles


JAMES FRANCO
 
VS

LEE HARVEY OSWALD


James Franco Verse 1
I've been caught between movies, but no time for groupies
You don’t wanna trigger me, so use that finger loosely

I bust a move so groovy ‘gainst commies that are screwy
And then I down them smoothly, like Jack Daniels Ruby

I’ll take shot in the dark, and make a hit like the mob
Here's a conspiracy theory, you’re real shit at your job

I’m slaying the theaters, where you run straight into custody
Bud, stick to getting cut, just leave me to cap busting

Speaking of, you got a discharge, I've got a diss-charged
Fighting ‘gainst the hottest man alive, I get it, it's hard

But that's what you get, coming here less armed than me
Maybe we can have a repeat of before and let you leave, dishonorably


Lee Harvey Oswald Verse 1
As a method actor, you’ve spent years prepared for this
You’re about to play the role of a lifetime- my bitch

I’ll deck ya, pencil neck, I’m here to run an address
On the track you're super fruity like a Pineapple Express

Yes, I may have missed the prez a bunch, that fact is true
But ask the press, I don’t have as much miss-conduct as you

Groping ‘n acting prudent to students, don’t make me laugh, dude
Now you’re only a class act in terms of class-action suits

You always act like a spastic, you’re always smoking a blunt
I know you’re a math wiz, but it just doesn’t add up

You claim you're respected, but I guess I’ll tell ya something
If you literally got stoned, then yeah, for once you'd be funny


James Franco Verse 2
So be it, Soviet, if I really heard that right now
A sniper couldn't find a better angle than tryin the moral high ground? 

I don't know what your mother was on about, but it's surely pertinent
taking care of you certainly isn't that much of a burden

A defective defector should face da facts, and take notes
You died poor and alone, not making bank next to Franco

There's not even potential to feel sentimental, sending mental patients to
Comedy Central, cause it's a great place for flame roasts

I bothered to show up ‘cause my agent promised top billing
But is it worth your other verse? HA! Just Fucking Kill me.

O.H, take the L, the Dubs been took the same way your grave would
Your ass thrashing was *teeth hitting fork and heavy breathing* so good


Lee Harvey Oswald Verse 2
You’re an educated fella, Yale was where you where based in
So question: Who here is known for character assassinations?

I’m no stranger to teacher teasing, but pay attention to who ya facin
You just flunked that verse hard, guy, you gonna sue for defamation?

This douche likes to make music, but can’t face his own tune
And smells a lot like bullshit for the face of Gucci perfume

Got an LGBT award, because his love life ain’t defined, yet
I’ll put a fuckin gun to your head, ‘cuz you should be more open minded

You dealt with North Korea in theaters, and it's real ironic that
We sit in the same Ford, ‘cause I’ve had to deal with a hack, yeah

I’ll sip Coke, complacent with 2nd floor 1st place taken
Face it, the winner ain’t up to a Disaster Artists interpretation

James Franco vs Lee Harvey Oswald - ASSRB

I Still Got Luv 4 Ya

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Top Best Hip Hop Rap Mix 2025 Top Hits Playlist 513

B HOrrOrs 2.0

Thumbnail by Fightmarker 

Lyrics by everyone

Freshy Kanal
Commander Jacob
Zawesome
Brooke Morgan
Zim 11037
Snakebite126
GengoMain
Fightmarker
Matthew Thomas
DNA_Fox
Little Secks
Rabi
Sebb
Mancha
JChay
Vladimyr P.

Battle Of The Year 2020 Thank You Speech

Adam as Peter Griffin / the Duck
Mancha as Homer Simpson / the Chicken

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1a5TPEoBJ57l2yjX5csDmht1f4-07hkrIzV4xT4NSOIc/edit?usp=sharing

Peter Griffin vs Homer Simpson. Mega Hyper Rap Battles #6

You guys said the effects were too distracting for Jevil so I added more

In case you missed the first mix:
Bet you expected Jevil to face someone who isn't obscure, huh.

EpicLLOYD as Montresor
Nice Peter as Jevil
Instrumental by Anywaywell
Mixing and Mastering by Freshy Kanal
Written by Edgar Allan Poe
(NOTE: The cover art is merely a mockup as the actual characters have not been filmed yet. I do not own the rights to any of the images used, all credit goes to their respective owners. Also Montresor will not look like that I just didn't have a good png of him and it fits the general aesthetic kind of.)

TERRIBLE RAP BATTLES OF COMIC SANS
JEVIL
VS
MONTRESOR
BEGIN!

Montresor:
Greetings and salutations, it’s your companion Montresor
Meeting this valiant acquaintance, I must ask of one request, sir
That we skip this poor bravado and check my kin’s coat and motto
You’ll end up with Fortunado when I wreak havoc on jesters
Mask on, draped in Gothic clothing
I’m a sly Fox, more cunning than Toby
Took your first game’s whole gimmick then cloned it
There’s been no change, where’s your metamorphosis?
I’ll leave you howling for your verbal crimes
Not talking Amontillado when I bask in your fervent whines
And once this murder’s final, you’re sure to find
I’ve committed the perfect rhyme

Jevil:
Let’s play a game, a game, I call it “Guess the Human”
This one’s consumed by petty feuding, and now his World Revolves around retribution
And wasted his life away plotting to maim his pal
But it all went to shit as their silence gnawed at his fulfillment, does that ring a bell?
Too dim to pass as a Lightner
You’re at your most bright when you’re slathered in nitre 
This one is a game you’re not playing so well
Must be a Holiday ‘cause I’m taking no Ls
No chance you can match with my pace (Chaos!)
You’re a tactless disgrace (Chaos!)
Get Luchesi to rap in your place 
For the drunkard who authored you lacked any taste (Weehee!)
When causing carnival carnage, I am unparalleled
Dirges burning like curtains, I ride a beat like a carousel (Pip pip!)
Put your friend to sleep for 50 years? You put me to sleep for a century
Tryna be invested in your story got me like, “Erm...I can do mostly anything”

Montresor:
That’s the best you could do to me?
Then I’ll be punishing this puny imp with impunity
Played your cards against a pack of children, then soiled it 
All it took was TP to flush this joker down the toilet
It’s drudgery having to wait for you
So behind in development, call you Betarune
Break you apart like the key for your cell’s lock
In paces requiescat
For the love of god (the love of god)
I’ll put this hack in a box (hack in a box)
I Rouxl harder than Kaard (harder than Kaard)
So just call me Seam (just call me Seam)
For this ordeal’s left me in stitches and you’ve pushed my buttons so good day to you
Now the friend you once trusted shall lock you away for good, feeling déjà vu?

Jevil:
No urban legend that Boston Harbored
Could incite new ideas in your garbage author
Just another loon Poe wrote to give readers creeps 
A discount Tell-Tale but failed to keep a beat
You think you’re all that ‘cause you clowned on a jester
But as you fall flat, I’ll be crowned like it’s checkers
You spent your verse threatening thousands of injuries
Yet through it all, you’ve not once tried to insult me
I Cirque de Slay when I’m spitting
I stole the whole show as a side mission
This shabby old creep can’t keep up the tempo
‘Gainst gaming’s most demented jester since Dimentio
Oh, what a fun game this has been, frolicking in the cemetery 
So here’s one more final jest between friends and it’s not the hatchet getting buried

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
WE DECIDE!
TERRIBLE RAP BATTLES OF COMIC SANS

[NEW MIX] Montresor vs Jevil. Terrible Rap Battles of Comic Sans

Video release: February 20th

MaviKartal2003 as Tommy Wiseau (video)
Adam as Tommy Wiseau (audio)
Pixel Chris as Leonardo DiCaprio (video)
WritingJoeBattles as Leonardo DiCaprio (audio)
RNG as Announcer 

Written by Oofie, MaviKartal2003, RNG, CCRB, WalkAwesomeMovies, WDRB (one line) and Pixel Chris
Mixed by Ken-Chan
Beat produced by Allrounda
Flow test by Oofie
Cover art by Oofie
Produced by Oofie

Tommy Wiseau (0:11):
I did not hit her, it’s not true, it’s bullshit! I did not hit her, I did nahhht!
Oh hi Leo!
Nice to meet you, I’m Wiseau, and you’re DiCaprio
I’m not talking bottles when I’m putting caps in folks 
Getting more money than you from sales of DVDs
You’re no artist, yes Leonardo, no da Vinci
Unmask the iron truth off your head, oh Danny boy, Danny Boy
In all your movies, you end up dead, oh Danny boy, Danny boy 
In this battle you’re falling harder than you did as Jack 
You’ll only flow when it’s Gatsby’s pool murder on the track (hahaha) 
I did so much for “The Room”, couldn’t stand to my mastermind brain
Everyone knows me, and I’m not even sipping champagne 
You sue over dick pics? Hah! What's wrong little Leo?
I spit raps stronger than your Titanic ego! (hahaha)

Leonardo DiCaprio (0:52):
Let me be Franco, I'm tearing apart this mess
Screaming dreams from roofs like "my parents aren't incestuous!”
Just ‘cause it’s an award, Razzies’ don't equal a high bar
I’m not talking Sestero when I’m seeing high marks
You’re fucking a bellybutton, dick’s as small as your list of hits
A pistol’s not the only thing fired, I’d assume that you’re used to it
I'm a wolf: Wall Street; you’re a chicken: CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP
Now Gregory ain’t the only one that's going up a shit Creek!
I’m a shining film star, you’re only shining when you Polish floors
Even I got more Oscars than your Golden Globe Awards
Chillin’ in my mansion, you’re living off of your pensions
With your s-s-stammer, you couldn’t finish a sentence!

Tommy Wiseau (1:24):
But your roles couldn’t get me on board with Titanic
Even Cameron switched to blue people for a bigger flick
You’re as thin as Glass, which I will break into shards 
You could call me Lisa, ‘cause I’m tearing you apart!

Leonardo DiCaprio (1:34):
Complain about the Titanic? Film’s got me covered in ice!
But you’re clowning even worse than your attempts at playing Joker right
Your career’s pushing daisies, or in this case, Roses
No Inception, time is over! The dream’s come to a close, kid!

Tommy Wiseau vs Leonardo DiCaprio - Rap Clash!

Ghetsis:
Enter the King of Unova (hyah!) ‘gainst Court’s greatest king of the posers (hyah!)
It’s Turnabout Goodbyes for you, but in this battle the killer ain’t you (hyah!)
It’s Ghetsis, ya gonna get dissed! - I spit hotter flames than Reshiram’s breath 
It’s tremendous this wretch had a forty year defeat stretch, then lost it all to a rookie bird’s defense
I can see straight past your tricks, so don’t you forget about DL-6
Against G-Cis, it’s the same trip, I’m firing bullets that you CANNOT miss
And you ain’t got a lotta heart, just like your daughter, scarred
Shoot you down like you’re the Manfred Von Red Baron
The “king of the prosecutors” couldn’t be cuter
I’m bringing Unova to a new future
This brute doesn’t give me a scare, more like a Yanni Yogi Bear
Bang your head against the wall all you want but you’ll never prove your victory against this terror 
Leave you like my son, cheated, when this dose of Bad Karma’s defeated
Flows like Plasma, I rhyme smooth, this old conceited fool’s stamina’s depleted



Manfred Von Karma: 

Your honor I have an OBJECTION!  to this pointless conjecture
The undefeated courtroom demon’s arrived to project his best lecture 
Against this prick Ghetsis, Court’s bestest, can’t get dissed 
Retract you like N did, let’s not waste any evidence
You infected your son's mind with lies of subjugation to lure him 
And your plan would have worked if some tween kid didn’t cure him 
You say your rhymes flow like plasma but but quite honestly they’ve dragged on
And you can’t cheat THIS court, with that over-leveled dragon (HYAH)
I’m your worst nightmare Ghetsis, get this? Your plans fell Miles like an elevator, guessed it
Up against the king of the rejected regrets, it’s funny, your own son sat on the throne, and said “forget this”
You couldn’t turn a region to slaves, so don’t expect to win this court with that disproportionate discourse (ugh!)
I show no remorse for this worthless sage, betrayed by his grunts and upstaged 
You’ve got no karma, no lawyer, no skill whereas I have an Edge
Worth FIVE plans of anyone hopelessly on the defendant’s bench
Cold blooded and evil, with these bars I’m lethal, emotionless rocks fall to MY chords of steel
You’re feeble, please, I’ll leave you defeated, you’ll rot and you’ll freeze, with ease, like both of your sequels
            



Ghetsis:

Time to liberate you from the mic, cause that verse was riddled with lies
Your skills are non-existent as Gourdy, and your perfect record 
Light up prosecutors with a fusion flare blast, 
Leave you screaming like in Miles haunting echoes of his past 
Your demeanor and arrogant persona doesn’t hurt, man 
I command dragons, your seeds were handed to a Bird Man
Look,I know that keeping that your noble record can cost a leg and an arm, man
But you’re so devoid of any energy I’ll call you BARREN Von Karma 
I’m the true boss of this court, leaving cheats this Abysmal ruined
And you’ll be needing another day off after my staff rips you anew

Manfred Von Karma:

Slam that pathetic cane down but you have no right to judge
I’ll eNd this Harmonia naturally, just like your traitorous son, begrudged
So get your scientist friend to roast me, , cause this sage is worthless
Send your Plasma clowns to back to Nimbasa, they’re the whole circus! 
This cape wearing’s lyrical capering’s leading this trial to no further debate 
That’s that the only thing that this disgraceful mistake to his clan can do is to escape 
It’s time to meet your fate, you outrageous plague, no turning back to your icy Frigate
Leave a wretch rammed, what you spit’s Zek-wrong, your defence is like your right eye, gone!
You hail from a franchise for children, but I can assure
That your sequel games climax shows this attempted child murderer
It’s quite a turnabout, this old buffoon just cannot put up a fight
And It’s clear that this court is adjourned, but the victor isn’t Black and White

Ghetsis vs Manfred Von Karma - Rap Battle! Season 2

Seth from Comic Book Rap Battles as Optimus Prime

Brooke Morgan VA as Rose Quartz

Written by: Creep Switch, Psytube, Mason the Nation and Jason Carreon

Writing help from AnimationRewind

Beat by Kustom

Mixed by GlitchDude and Dani Frias

Optimus Prime:

After eons of battle isn’t it just sweet

That I’ve been relegated to beating a deadbeat on the beat

Must be gassed a glorified cloud is compared to this autobot

Cause when it comes to being a decent leader you’re auto-not

You awful rockhead, put your species under your ‘important plot’

Tricked a group of dictators and got your whole team slaughtered, lots

Of your kind dropped and you were like “yeeah guys we won the war”

Man, heartless monsters like your ass are what these guns are for

Courageous, the bravest, but on 2nd thoughts should I be here with you?

You’re probably gonna lock me up for disagreeing with you

Look at you fleeing quick to get out of your new stakes

Bitch packed her suitcase and left the baggage on the crewmates


Rose Quartz:

You’re not really a lifeform, I guess I’m good to deal some hits

Lack emotion in your flows when acting as an egotist?

My vows to protect Earth were limitless

Until I watched your Michael Bay movies and reconsidered it

Ooh, only owning up with your own "life" is pretty dark when

You’re the biggest waste of Earth’s resources since the Kindergarten

Think I’m heartless? You don’t even have a soul inside you

So hollow and lifeless that I thought you came from my room


Optimus Prime:

Huh, try to act all tough but Quartzy let me tell you something

I don’t feel threatening aura from a child’s belly button

Sure you can say I lack character and I’m boring you

But I was made to sell toys, so what’s your excuse?


Rose Quartz:

Bring out your best axes your rhymes still aren’t sharp

Those lines stuck out more than you in a car park

For a truck I'd think a track would be easy to drive

Yet you lose your drive anytime someone teases your kind

That movie paint job's a great flop but the only flames you got

Lines are organized, a parking lot, but you couldn't take my spot

I can do you one better than your kiddie mall stand-fill

Think this metal junk would be more fitting in a landfill



