fuck yeah bro that's what she gets for dissing Alice's construction worker hands

Mint as Marge Simpson
TheAngryMidget as DanTDM

Beat: Funeral by Epistra (with extra production by Mint)

Written by Mint and Nekomancer 

Lyrics:

Marge:
Hey Homie, where’d you go? I’m in Minecraft!
I’m standing beside this giant lab! Wait, which Family Guy is that?

Dan:
SHUT THE FUCK UP and watch my Minecraft Dating Sim
You can go and make me sandwiches, or is that way too Grim?
So hey guys, Dan here - verse Yoda Griffin with bad hair
I’m here to take this W, beat your stupid ass, AND swear!
And if that's where, you're gonna throw your blows I'll load them down your throat so you don't
Answer! Choke Groening's oaf til she spills Redstone everywhere!
When TheDiamondMinecart's down in riding hot tracks Imma fire on lock and blast a hasbeen
Shine like bright stars who you'd hire for cheap parts as your series' climb stops for cash ya bastard
You're a disaster, even worse than any tornado mod that I’d detect
from the forecaster! Shuck this blue corn and throw her with the rest of the defects

Marge:
... I’ve heard Brits can’t rap, but… that was absurd
Don’t even have a name for your fans - except racial slurs
This spoiled Eboy’ll be YouTube’s roadkill in 4 mill
So I’ll be happy while rapping DanTDM in a casket, turd
Your basket filled with crap shoots can’t be piquing my fancy, that’s rude
This minor miner’s mining minors! That’s the way you get your cash dude
While my legacy is timeless! If you think that you can tally up
You’re more high than Jade and Mint while thinking up this battle matchup
Rap fast so you can’t catch up; maybe call your pal Sonic instead
Because a give item command is the only time you’re gonna get head

Dan:
Oh boy, that was a Terrifying Rap Encounter
Better call Dr Trayaurus cus that gave me fucking cancer
I could dance a round my lab and get more progress done than your
Animators, in 5 minutes cus all you can do is pander
Shine a lantern on your show's charm; exponentially decreased
It's like Matt Groening saw 2 bucks and said "I just think it's neat"
While I'm still fly like I'm elytras, still at the top of the square game
You're fly like a… uh… your son falling out an airplane?




Marge:
Homie, why’d you leave Bart in charge of the television? We both know he’s impaired
Leave this asshole beaten bluer than both of our hair, so go and be scared
You had apparently cameoed with Pixar, holy fucking shit
But Article 13’s the time that Dan Breaks The Internet!

DanTDM vs Marge Simpson. R∆P BATTLE! S0E1

WHO WON?
Winner moves on to the next round!
[POLL CLOSED]

(0:10) Dan:
It’s ya boy Daniel, welcome to the channel
Psytube can’t hold a candle, PRB ya can’t handle
Got more of a personality from just sticking with the bling
Battling me? I guess you are used to arguing VS Anything (WOOO)
I got that MC skills on fleek in community tourneys, you’re weak 
Can’t mention build battle without you whining for weeks (BRUH)
With all your shitty lines, I understand Psy more than you
You got Psytube rhymes, and trust me, that is not a good thing dude
I’m speedrunning the beat, you only speedrun the size of your ego
You might be the Psyduck but your voice gives me a headache, amigo
You’re like if Tommyinnit and AngryMidget had a kid they ditched
Now let’s see if I can go 6 hours listening to this brit bitch

(0:40) Psytube:
Sigh, do I have to go in, I’m nothing like you
You’re just an average Joe and I’m fucking Psytube
Why should I bother when you make the same jokes that a playground can
Just call me your puberty, I’ll think about it later man

(0:50) Dan:
Woah there, puberty joke’s the hardest that you get?
Son, the fastest you can finish is WAYYY after Christmas
Avoided showing your face like an audio only making top 10
I just destroyed this moaning pig, like your mom in bed (AYYY)

(1:00) Psytube:
Well whatever, I guess I’ll get up and end ya but don’t expect effort cause I’m holding back most of my punches
Since it only takes like a tenth of my power to leave this drug dealer tumbling like it’s a battle of the month list
I just keep crushing, I’m leaving this freak hunted
Bro you couldn’t touch a girl if her name was B Button
But since you’re a speedrunner, I’ll word this how you’ll get
Glitch yourself out of bounds, and by that I mean your doorstep
This bore’s second, yo your streams are so soulless
That hours of doing nothing fits right in with the whole list
And top score in Wubbzy soccer? You can better it
How deep my foot’s in your balls is your newest world record, bitch

Psytube vs. Powerofdan | FRB Brawl - Round 1

Jigsaw Voiced By Vladimyr P.
Macgyver Voiced By Toni Rigatoni
Written By Jenni No Mercy
Mixed By Serena
Thumbnail By CreeperPasta

Beat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWX7vYOAWUA



Jigsaw:

Hello Macgyver, the survivor, improviser
You’ll find you’ll need more than light wires in the cypher
While the timer ticks down to zero, I’ll let you try and play hero
But your passive tactics to actual threats won’t help to save you in here, though
Tried to be an American Badass, but alas your fame is fleeting
All I need is a Spiral to get people in line for my screenings
Leave you choked like your name was Cale, smothered with regretful defeat
My bars will grind your rotten corpse, leaving Angus as ground beef
My plans are elaborate masterpieces, your strats all rely on tape
Maybe if Mac could actually plan, his pals wouldn’t lie in early graves
Your pocket knife just wouldn’t suffice at stopping you from being destroyed
I’ll give you a chance, Macgyver. Rap or die. Make your choice

Macgyver:

Is that the best you got? God, this old man is a bore
First impressions are very important, but you’re choosing to waste yours
An angel of death or a raging sadist? You’re walking a fine line
Give me a clip and some duct tape, and I still couldn’t fix your timeline!
Keep a cool head when my foes show
Kidnap little girls? That’s a new low
You got a few fans, but on the downlow?
You haven’t been relevant since the third go!
But of course that wouldn't phase you.
You love your game so much, you let it play you!
Researching for the hearing impaired. I’m relentless
Your lesson fell on the deaf ears of your apprentice!
I’m the best, with search and rescue
Sharper than the Human blender, you’ll be crashing like your nephew!
Your death traps don’t scare me, your gore just shocks
But what has bigger holes, your wife’s face or your plots?

Jigsaw:

Very impressive, but I didn’t mention
How my intervention has a second lesson
While you travel the world deciding to play spy
The game of life was cutting deeper through your family ties
Too bad Daddy can’t tell ya to lose the mullet
You should learn from your childhood friend and bite the bullet
Can’t keep a girlfriend, your personality’s mild
But had the little recipe for how to abandon your child
Vile actions are embarrassing  really no comparison
You couldn’t bring fire to your lines if you had kerosene.
Hope you have an antidote, the way I spit so toxic
Causing you more pain than anything Murdoc did

Macgyver:

Glorified Muppet maker, death faker. Just shove it!
Pretty clear why Wan would cut the strings of this puppet!
Had about enough of it, so quit jerking me around
My raps aren’t pig guts but you’re still gonna drown
I take down members of H.I.T!
You can barely stay ahead of the N.Y.P.D!
So just take your defeat! You couldn’t sink any lower
No room for a twist. I win! Game Over!

Macgyver Vs Jigsaw - Jenni's Jammin' Battles

Happy Halloween y'all! We've finally come back with a full battle for the holiday season! Today we have the classic serial killer, Michael Myers, pitted against legendary actor and comedian, Mike Myers! Enjoy!

CAST
Mr. Tibbs as Michael Myers
Zawesome as Mike Myers

LYRICS
MICHAEL
Happy Halloween, All Hallows’ Eve 
When Michael’s on the scene, all who follow dream
Of the precedent, the legacy I carried on my back
That no goalie or roasty toasty ghostie can try to match
While your legacy was capped by some animated trash
Meant to latch and piggyback off a better studio
Can’t make another movie though, got moody, ask the cast
This cat is a bat shit hack
With the hat trick of bad flicks crashin’ your whole career
It won’t move as slow as me when the ends near
And with Shrek in the rear view mirror, you fell flat
Plus your improv isn’t funny, didn’t laugh

MIKE
Mr. Powers, there’s no room for you, I’m afraid
If you’re looking to “spit sick” it’s too late
I’ve sent a killer on the mic to “kill you” quick
Well I’m afraid, Doctor, he can’t spit. Well shit.
So let’s use some hindsight, are you really that iconic?
It’s hard to find a “Best” list with even your first movie on it
And it’s not like there’s new hits, by like your sixth, it’s all hollow
But no matter how bad the new flicks blow, shit follows
Like sure you’re the basis for the rest, now you’re a joke, a mess
Just a silly bitch, comedic fluff at best
I speak for a generation, it’s mean, but it’s gotta be said
I beg, after this time, stay fucking dead

MICHAEL
Made cherished characters, the love grew without you
Became sellouts too, then they fell out too
Boxed up in the attic, you tried to go dramatic
Then proceeded to shit out movies in the discount rack, it’s
Pathetic, you has been neurotic nutcase on your last grace
Shrek rose from the grave, letting you save yellow face
No matter the timeline, I can never be stopped
Just like how you'll always make classic films... Not.

MIKE
It’s quite sad when an indie series sells out for a buck
Cuz your new stuffs like Pizza Hut, they fucking suck
Let’s be real, the classics are trash, there’s no flash, pizzaz
For the gashing, blood splashing, supposed to be cool slashing
Career revered, look at my shelf, I got gold
No longer fun, collects dust on the shelf, You got old
Because you’re boring! Relevance tied to Youtube rants!
Your rhymes have become tiresome! Now ve dance!

Cover Art by Commander Jacob
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Michael Myers vs Mike Myers | GridLine Rap Battles Season 3

Welcome to another episode of MC Fawful Rap Battles! Today we take to the skies as infamous hijacker, D.B. Cooper, faces off against the mascot of the Game and Watch handhelds, Mr. Game and Watch! Which one of these plane misters will win? That's for you to decide!

CREDITS:

Grasman as D.B. Cooper (audio)
Dudz as D.B. Cooper (video)

Spidey Fam as Mr. Game and Watch


Written by Triple-Stabber and MC Fawful
Beat by Epistra
Mixed by jort
Art by Triple-Stabber (additional art by MC Fawful)
Cover-art by MC Fawful
Special thanks to Grasman and Dilly


Alright, I think that's it. Stay tuned for the next MC Fawful Rap Battle!

(Note: Since I wasn't sure if the lyrics were able to fit in the description, the lyric document is linked below.)

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1k_mm2spyKiLtZBesduztPDfNV7BUt6Le_DJRF5WUdmE/edit?usp=sharing

Mr. Game and Watch vs D.B. Cooper - MC Fawful Rap Battles

The battle of the sinister house cleansing games!

VinnyO as Phasmophobia
https://www.youtube.com/@VinnyO
MidgeCat as Powerwash Simulator
https://www.youtube.com/@MidgeCat

Quizzique as Player 1
RaccoonBro as Player 2
garbageGothic as Player 3

Written by Quizzique

Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan

Beat by Dansonn

Thumbnail TBD

Lyrics:
Phasmophobia (0:14):
Player 1: I’ve got fingerprints in the garage, must be where the spectre’s been
Player 2: It can’t be a poltergeist, this place is obsessively clean
Player 3: I found the bone, he’s been dead a LONG time, I’ll photo it later
Phasmophobia: Based on that, this must be the ghost of Powerwash Simulator

You couldn’t do what I do, you couldn’t even try, dude
Unearthing the truth you can call it Mauka Aitu
Exercised with demons, spitting quicker than a Raiju
You drench locations, quite enjoyable for Psytube

My game’s built to stress you out
One bad hunt and it’s all over
Your game’s made for spacing out
Makes sense your first job is a Mars rover

Speaking of, those jobs are uncomfortably lame
With as much consistency as your company name
To think you have fame, you’re living in Fantasies
Your stardom’s a snapshot, even the phantom sees

Your fandom’s just a spirit, and I bet you couldn’t fight one
Despite your HQ, I can see you’re not a Bright one
You’re just cash for your producer’s grab
Workshop that in a FuturLab

Powerwash Simulator (0:59):
I don’t get it, I’m supposed to be scared? Your game hasn’t been scary in years
I played it once, I bullied a ghost using smudge sticks, it had me in tears
But there is one fear, I have seen all of those ghost altercations
Yet the only thing that scares me is your Discord’s moderation

Let’s turn up the jets, the job that’s up next is your atmosphere because I can’t see a thing
In your lobby, when there’s a spectre, who would elect to this gang of misfits, nobody shall ring
It’s just a hobby, you get paid pennies to risk your life plenty of times for some strangers
Your rep is soggy, unlike my cleanup, it’s spotless! You just can’t live up to the dangers

I see no positives in your services, your system’s coarse by design
You don’t even get rid of the ghost for the host, yet you leave a few corpses behind
Your system has declined, too, because what defined you was “simple to play”
“Cheesy scares for days” yet every update has undermined you 
Triple the content yet half the enjoyment, that’s what resigned you

I’m the embodiment of r/oddlysatisfying
It takes patience and time, but the result is quite gratifying
Cleaning disastrous aftermath’s a cakewalk to the contracts you’re ratifying
The slightest of flickering lights would leave your scared ass panic hiding

Phasmophobia (1:58):
For someone that cleans after fires, I thought you would have spit some flames
Yet look at my thermometer, you’re colder than a ghost’s domain 
Your job’s not done yet because it seems your target’s not acquired
The only way you’d pull a win financially’s with Market pliers

Powerwash Simulator (2:13):
That’s your best comeback? Makes sense it’s lackluster
Don’t update the game if that’s all you can muster
You got the roast wrong, and that’s the end of the case, so
For you to spit some heat we’ll toss you into our volcano

You’re Power-washed up, and your fight was pathetic
Your corpse has ragdolled, but that’s purely cosmetic
I’ve removed this stain and it’s somewhat poetic
That your motion is over, that’s the end of Kinetic

Phasmophobia Vs PowerWash Simulator | QUIZZICAL QUARRELS #3 (feat. VinnyO and MidgeCat)

Zombie (Plants VS Zombies) VS Zombie (Minecraft)

crusty ass png

writing: me
voicework: me
poor mixing: me
beat: anywaywell

Zombie (PVZ)

Rising up from my grave, I didn’t come to play.
Listen bud, I gotta say that we just ain’t the same.
Killin’ buds, exterminate, but before my lunch break
EA says you gotta pay, Pop a Cap right at your face!

Yeah, I’m facing a pussy like it’s PVZ!
Only waking at night, d’you need a coffee bean?
Using your babies to fight, so to stop you from running out,
I’ll make more waves with your wife, like “the zombies are coming!” Ouch!

Zombie (Minecraft)

This monster spawned before dawn on this bomb beat,
But all that was audible was you, now I’m yawning
‘Cause the problem that I find wrong with this zombie:
Your army falls into line like you’re playing Zombot-lane!

You got a ludicrous legion that lose to lawn mowers!
It don’t take hours for me to bust down a locked door!
Hardcore, like your head I’m popping off fast!
Who knew you’d have so much trouble trying to touch grass!

Zombie (PVZ)

Yeah, I fuck with the plants and I win it, the minute you step in the light you are finished!
You spend your whole night tryna break in a village and still didn’t get in, you ain’t got no bitches!
So listen, your single-hit disses ain’t similar to me freely feasting on greenies for dinner,
Any mob happens to hurt you and you go ballistic, no wonder you’re riding with chickens!

Ooh, call that a critical hit, the way how I come from the top!
Make like your business and sink when I cut you down a Notch!
You’ve Drowned so sleep with the fishes, but you can’t haunt ‘em!
‘Cause when you fight the Zomboss, you end up Zom-bottom!

Zombie (Minecraft)

All of your rhymes cannot hit, they do light damage!
I die to smite enchantments, you die to spud mines planted!
Ain’t got no weakness, just strength. Do harm? It’s healthy to me!
Minecraft’s making massive money, you’re stuck in the Loonboonies!

My fans are frivolous, your fans forgot your franchise!
I thought you’d be happy to wither like when a plant dies!
I’d tell you to stay dead and release ZackScott’s soul, but
You try to revive and still decline. “Bruhhh” moment.

Zombie VS Zombie - Rap Battle

Quite a while ago, someone was tryna talk shit about Dustin’s content. A few years later, I’m sending a message.

Intro:
Yo Serena
You said you would kill for some stupid ass diss track beef
Well I assure you there’s nothing “stupid” about this beef
And that I’m gonna be the one doing the “killing”

Chorus:
I’m taking your crown, best be taking a fucking bow
Don’t wanna hear more “overpraised” shit come from you now
This track might be a few years late but I won the crowd
So better keep my boss’s name out your fucking mouth

Verse 1:
My G Serena, I see you’re tryna find some smoke
But we can scrap the E cuz you shoulda quit a while ago
I would say since you started that you’ve copied my entire flow
But based off Josiah Bartlet, you can’t even do that right, you dope

A slot in FRB staff is your top accomplishment
That should’ve been obvious off the fact the bars you drop are moderate 
Don’t need no profile edits, you pissed more than just Mancha off, son
I hear you’re Italian, of course all you brought’s a copypasta

Dawg, you got your ass cooked by Flooshy - you think you’d tear me up
Comparing yourself to the most mid Danganronpa character
Your Twitter’s filled with fictional chicks yet you ain’t get their games
Add a good role to your kin list, another thing you’ll never play

Zabroni, persona’s a phony
I’m known as a h*rseman, you’re known as a brony
Your frickin’ mixing makes me wanna shoot a chrome straight through my bootyhole
Flubbed Auditions so you went and switched to FML Studio

Talk shit and say bye to your job
When I pay Rabi three whole bucks to kick you out, you’ll be calling them the Firing Squad
And back a few mornings, came by your stream
Now tell me how you the worst V-tuber rapper since Mori Calliope

Ok that was a lie, I mean, I’m not that rude, sheesh
My screaming on your track was so hard that it had you peak
Does something smell in here? Damn, she reeks
It must bug you knowing that your highest height was Ants v. Bees

Chorus:
I’m taking your crown, best be taking a fucking bow
Don’t wanna hear more “overpraised” shit come from you now
This track might be a few years late but I won the crowd
So better keep my boss’s name out your fucking mouth 

Outro:
Sorry Serena I didn’t mean it you’re really cool
You’re my friend and you make cool music and I’m happy to be your friend
You are Italian tho so I guess nobody’s perfect, sorry

Mixed by Zagranis

“Overpraised” - Zagranis Diss Track (prod. by Anabolic Beatz)

LYRICS:
Well I guess I gotta give a motherfuckin response
To a theater kid who’s thinking he won this one
Cast a spell on this shithead: seance
Who’s thinkin his wack track left me dropped

Wanna beef with Z? That’s cool to me
You’re a horseman? Well, you’re a fool to me
Your comedy carries you, without it you’re lesser
I’m about to wreak havoc on FRB’s Jester

You picked me as a target cause I’m the only one that you know
That’s known for not handling shit well, you really hit a new low
Is that the most tasteless thing you’ve done? Well who knows?
Actually it’s second, we won’t even talk about Bruno

I’m sick of you popping up in the convo and thinking you’re owning the place
I’m sick of you talking to kids and rubbing your fame in their face
I’m sick of messages being interrupted by your dumbass schemes
“Hey you like this battle? That’s cool, hey check this dead meme!”

You got frayed laces, you’re so shameless,
you ain’t blameless, rep ain’t stainless,
it’s time to face this, don’t need to blame us
Your shitty jokes don’t entertain us

I know the path is rocky, but you really gotta fight
Mark the line in the sand, disappear into the night
I see you in the server, crying and whining “someone notice me!”
Aren’t you a horseman, this unbreakable titan? Supposedly?

Think outside the box for once and have some self awareness
Halloween was only shit because your dumbass screaming scared us
It prepares us for the time, when your life takes a decline
Trapped inside your mind “Comic Sans is still funny right guys?”

Spend so much time goofing on Jo you forgot how to be productive
Talk about being constructive when all you do is be destructive
I only mixed your diss track so when I go to spit back
I know to avoid all the chit chat just to say your shit’s wack

I killed this in under 2, pack your bags, get up, go home
I’m sorry for being rude but when it comes to this it’s no joke

Mixed and Mastered by me I don't need someone else to do it

Think Outside The Box (Snakebite126 Response) (Prod. Anywaywell)

"LittleFlecks versus The World" - Diss Track (prod. by idk lol)

Guh!

STARRING 
Azia as Maka Albarn 
TheBabyBeef as Calliope Mori 

Written by
ForgottenSon 

Beat by
Trunxks 

Mixed by:
Special Inquisitor Rayyan

Thumbnail by:
Box


Maka:  
Well, would you look at this? seems I got a new assignment
beat you in the art of rhyme and take your soul into confinement.
Are you sure you’re not a Kishin with the souls you’ve been reaping?
Nevertheless let's begin, start the End Of A Life then!  
You can ask my partner, Soul, my flow is sharper than a scythe 
So if you wanna piece of me, I’ll give it to you by the slice! (Yeah)
Think you're all that? Well, Miss, I got a newsflash for ya
You’re the favorite Vtuber of folks who’ve never heard of Gura!
Like your tracking, I am going through the motions.
Exposing all my opponents to the moment they're demoted 
to having their souls stolen. So start hoping for atonement 
Or I'll leave you, Calliope, like your Japanese - broken! (ooh)
The Shinigami’s apprentice? I find that quite silly, and frankly
I’ve seen scarier Grim Reapers out of Billy and Mandy.
And, correct me, cuz I’ve been somewhat skeptic
Is the reason for your sub-count thanks to the Pandemic?

Calliope:
Guh! What’s up, chat? It’s ya Boy, Calliope!!
And today there’s a little girl tryna pick a fight with me
I'll show y'all once again that streams like this aren't for children
Lemme take this beat here, the Reaper's going back to killing!
You really tried and clearly strived but keep in mind you realize
that, it’s because of you, Maka, that your own partner nearly died
So hear these rhymes inside your coffin, I guess it's safe to say
this ain’t gonna end well…kinda like your anime 
No matter what I undertake, the crowd will watch without a doubt
While they only watched you til FMA: Brotherhood came out 
And when your prequel was released to bring you back to the top
it left all your fans saying “This is Soul Eater…NOT!” (GUH!)
You say you’re a fire spitter? Maka, I would beg to differ.
Wanna fight? Then my scythe will swipe right like it was Tinder!
​​So stubborn to your friends and hit them with books you cause harm
I could just call you a tsundere… Baka Albarn!

Maka:
Did you think that would beat me? Your head’s screwed like Dr. Stein's.
That whole show was see-through, no wonder you're from Holo-live.
and stop those lies, a tsundere? Like how you act is any less 
Don't try and hide the fact you want Takanashi's chicken legs (Ha Ha!)
I’ve looked at your backstory and it repeats in your disses
Cuz you’ll change careers again when you’re lacking in sickness. 
Yes, we're both scythe wielders but I don't need one to slay this
looks like this reaper's been put on an indefinite hiatus

Calliope:
You talk on backstories when yours is fucking petty
Became a Meister because her parents marriage wasn't steady 
And when your father tries to do his best deeds 
He must be a fan of mine, since you see him as a Dead Beat!
As far as soul collecting goes, you almost had your task done
You got 99, no problem, but a witch gave one
Like I said before, Maka, my streams ain't for kids.
So cry to your mom if you can find out where she is. (Peace!)


Next Time: Front and Center (Ft. BDGR)

“Overpraised” - Zagranis Diss Track (prod. by Anabolic Beatz)

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