La la la la la la ll la la la la la ll la la

Oof. I personally think monokuma won, because the happy appy diss and the other puns won me over. Annoying orange isn't nessacerily bad, I just tripped over and died when monokuma mentioned happy appy in a battle against an orange..

Orange may be annoying but he’s cool though

Jojo's Favorites: SOUNDCLOUD EDITION

Video coming out May 26th.

AlaskanSam as Gundham Tanaka
SnakeBite126 as Ace Ventura
Kamren as Monokuma
Written by Trakked and Dani
Beat produced by Adamack
Thumbnail by Trakked

Battle:
Gundham:
I await in the very depths of hell for my rival
However, unlike your sequel, there shall be no revival.
You've the mind of a child and the body of a skeleton
You shall be another cowering at my deadly malevolence 
Human life does not concern me; yet your films certainly do
Because racism is one of your many abundant issues!
Even for a demon like myself, I cannot tolerate you
A failed SeaWorld attraction that no one could operate, too!?
Kehehe.. another beastspeaker; it seems your feats are weaker.
Toppled a tribe, yet still put in a deeper sleeper
I would curse you with a short life, yet that is too late
For you've already gone and erased your own fate

Ace:
Skunk-hair wants to squabble 'gainst the Ace of spitting swiftly?
You must be simply sickly if you think you're looking spiffy
You kinda tick me, so I'll just unleash the kitties
Then your deadly little devas would be deadly little mincemeat
(Fast rap)
You look in the garbage for your attire, I wear Hawaiian and I spit fire
No more nice guy, you make me tired, putting an end to the Ultimate Tryhard
(Normal Rap)
You're at least D tier, so you better not come crying
I'd say your name was cool buuuuut that'd be lying

Gundham:
You DARE insult my namesake?! I'll tear you limb from limb!
Though not even my malice can contest your endless sins
Dare to talk about style? Kehehe, I'll keep that noted,
Save it for the times you've been constantly transphobic! 
Your name may have come back, yet it still isn't the same
For you've eroded past your prime and now a Jr. claims your fame
I would savor the stew of death and add you as an ingredient,
Though I wouldn't want to share hell with you, sexual deviant. 

Ace:
Alrighty then, this skunk should get a brain surgeon
The Ultimate Breeder but still died as a virgin
Even with your shitty deathmatch, I'd expect some better flows, 
But just like your kill, you can't do jack shit on your own!
And no, you’re a creature of something, keep on braggin’
When you’re looking like you only lived off of Dungeons and Dragons
Rhymes more absent than your father, he shoulda laid off the booze, sir
He didn't see his son grow up a loo-hoo-hooser
See, I'm walking over you just like your execution
Making pentagrams won't save you from being an intrusion
When I'm finished porkin' Sonia, I'll steal this win in my car
Call me if you wanna die a third time; here's my card


Gundham Tanaka vs Ace Ventura - Danganronpa vs Anything

Happy 6 year anniversary of TRBoCS! I wasn't able to get a video out but I hope this makes up for it! I love you guys and stay tuned for the video release!

TERRIBLE RAP BATTLES OF COMIC SANS
MONOKUMA
VS
THE ANNOYING ORANGE
BEGIN!

Monokuma:
I am Monokuma and I’m your headmaster 
Here to blend a delectable drink to have with my next platter
Bite your tongue, kiddo, it’s way past nya nya time
You’ll find this battle’s like the dictionary, Orange’s got no rhymes
So I’ve got my dukes up 
Flow smooth like butter - Mondokuma
I’ll block your sound like a Deluxe Room
Leave you spinning like a pinwheel pinwheel pinwheel of doom
This orange killer’s the most socially inept in his whole dang kitchen  
Passion Fruit gets your juices flowing? You’re an OJ simp, son
It’s just so sad that you’re a heel, with all your pals made diet meals
In modern times, you can not deal cause now you’ve lost all your a-peel
Broadcasting killing games to leave the flames of hope extinguished
But thinking about it now, I should’ve just went with your show on CN 

Annoying Orange:
Awww, a teddy! Hahahaha, nice diss, bear 
But I’ve felt more despair hanging out with this pear! (Hey!)
So zip it bout your stupid little saga only suiting little toddlers 
They should call it Dangan-romper (hahaha, drop it)
Ayo it’s AO, with the great flows straight from Dane Boe
On the kitchen sink, I’ll be spitting seeds cause I kill the beat, so just lay low
I’m packing more flavor than a bag of Cuties
You perv on kids worse than an ad for Cuties
Your case 3s are the only thing tragic, Koomy
Oh no, wear a mask for his magic cooties!
Your verse is an Ultimate Punishment but all your crushing’s the DJ’s hopes
Sitting and watching the mayhem but all that you’re maiming’s your VA’s throats 
Your little cubs should get ready to write your Mono-File
Cause now you’ll get a taste of my kitchen, orange nya nya style 
In rankings, you can barely make top ten (nya nya)
Like who cares what Enoshima’s loose sock says (nya nya)
Call it orange fever, I’m sick with a diss
So treat me like you and lick up my kids (nya nya)
All your plans to defeat hope, got crushed by a little Alter Ego
I guess it’s true what they say - never meet Chihiros (hahaha)

Kurokuma:
And they I say I talk too much, ha, let’s put this to rest!

Shirokuma:
Can’t stand the heat inside the kitchen? 

The Monokubs:
Then get burned like Celeste!

Monokuma:
Skrrrt
Comparing apple trees to oranges, it’s shocking how far you’ve fallen
But you can just ask Komaru - I’m balling
What happened to you, kiddo? I mean your view count “wazzup”
But your whole crew-
-Crew? Like Among Us? Hahahahaha
-just shut up!
I’ve had it with your insufferable rhymes
So let’s give it all we got, it’s punishment time
When it comes to the kitchen’s biggest weirdos, even Teruteru’s not as abhorrent
Because I’ve been torturing violent knife-equipped psychopaths like it’s just Clockwork, Orange
This ain’t a Jigsaw trap, talk back and it’ll cost you your life
So let me give you some pointers because I’m sharp as a KNIFE
I’ll take your Happy Appy Sausage Party brain destroying channel and I’ll have it canceled
Leave an orange strung up like Hiyoko, ripping my way through this midget asshole
So be glad that I’m putting an end to your shit, buster
I’ll be bombarding your carcass with bars like a body has been diss covered

Annoying Orange:
This is your lesson, huh? Then let me ask this
How’d an AI run by Junko go out of fashion
Today your Fangans are the only reason that people stick 
So treat your efforts like one of them - cease and desist
I left my mark on the internet, you’re a virus gone out of control
Better call you Liam the Leprechaun, cause you’re losing the gold  
I know your mastermind’s struggling to get it together
But hey, it wouldn’t be the first time she was crushed under pressure

Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Instrumental by Dansonn
Additional Instruments by Snakebite126
Kitchen Background by Fightmarker

The Annoying Orange vs Monokuma. Terrible Rap Battles of Comic Sans

I am the Trakked Man.
Freshy Kanal as The Russian Sleep Experiment
RNG and Quizzique as The Hat Man
Beat produced by InsaneBeatz
Written by Trakked
Additional help by nEon, Zagranis
Mixed and engineered by Freshy Kanal
Thumbnail by Trakked

Battle:
The Hat Man:
I am the hat man, and I dispense fear
I know you’re wondering now, “how did I get here?”
Well listen chap, this dapper rapper has a thing to say
Prepare to watch as your vision’s tainted, I bring decay
I am a con man, donning a hat and robe
You’re far gone, man, you’ve already shat your clothes
You’re dependent on some toxic gas to stay calm
And you’re looking like you went through twenty bombs with napalm
Trapped in a cell for fifteen days, tried to keep awake
And you seem insane from the chamber
You’re simply a weak display, it is bleak, just face 
It, can’t seek escape from the danger
Unfortunate your door is open to many mistakes
It’s as if you forced it open, and now it’s about to break
You should know, sir, you brought me in on your own terms
So when that door crumbles I’ll never give you closure.

Subject 1:
Am I what you fear in a man?
A hellish, cold vessel, a mere shell of a man?
One that always hears all the screams and tears of the damned?
I’m not scared of silhouettes, bring me to Hell if you can
(*laughter*) You couldn’t cage me, please! 
I’m seen as the demon of the KGB
If you want to try your hand at erasing me,
Then like me, grab onto my flesh and take a piece!
How sweet, you’re residing under childrens’ beds at night,
Frightened by a bit of light, while I’m the reason that they hide
And you’re looming over humans doing nothing
(*deep breath*) I rip the researchers to shreds and make the onlookers disgusted 
So if you want to try and pass some judgement, go and stuff it up
Your ugly mug, repugnant, and you’re nothing but 
A bug to me, so shut it, I will cut you up and flood this drug;
I've shrugged off thuds, cuts and blood, while you're only done when I pull the plug
Makes sense with the hat, now, you're dishing some caps out
Belongs in a crack house, causing drunkards to black out
I've had doubts, but I know myths are better off dead
So go off yourself now and GET OUT OF MY HEAD

The Hat Man:
Want me to keep cutting? It's not like you had a choice
You've already torn your vocal cords and shredded your voice
Was a traitor to the Soviets and put in constraints
I'm in minds across the world; the enemy of the mental state
The Hat Man leaves lands desolate. If you wanna mess with this,
I suggest you break your psyche twice and put an end to it
Then maybe you’ll see me in Hell
Reliving all your worst moments trapped inside a padded cell
Negative feelings are what I eat
Take a look at your film's ratings and I'm feasting for weeks
You have no room for debating when your blank one ain't unique
Your life is for my taking; now drift deep into sleep


Subject 1:
You can’t sedate me into silence, I am madness incarnate
The insanity lurking within humanity’s mind
You’re just hiding in the corner as if you were a target
Pure depravity causing calamities in the night
I’m so nearly free from hearing you speak again
Prepare to see me break the nocturnal haven in which you tread
And you may be known across the globe as a terrible bad sign,
Yet you can’t prevent your status dying, hear the flatline?

The Hat Man vs The Russian Sleep Experiment - Rap Cypher #30

Lyrics / Beat / Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1b6wosim-z1epjh-2YVmQf-TnEvO-UW74X8El0qHhGX0/edit
King Mewtwo as Bowser
An Extremely Agitated Hedgehog as Lucifer
Written by MetaMachine, Legengo, GamingPlush64, King Mewtwo and AlchemyKing
Mixing and beat arrangement by GamingPlush64
Thumbnail by Toni Rigatoni
Beat by Epistra and Dansonn
Hint for next time: "Captains of heaven and hell"

Bowser vs. Lucifer

Written, Recorded, and Thumbnail by JesseBox
Beat Arrangement, Mixing and Mastering by Freshy Kanal
Guitar Riffs by YuugenVinny

Special Thanks to Freshy Kanal, Yuugen Vinny, Snakebite126, Shimario, My Parents and The Bikini Bottom❤️


Jinx:
Aw a fellow blue haired bitch thinkin’ she wants some
Your “nakama” and “kumbaya” shit don’t work where I come from
Keep your fairy tails away from me, I’m not afraid to fucking rip your face off, I’m droppin bombs on top this creepy stalker

Like Pow! I’ve got an arsenal with weapons galore
Been on the roster for a decade and still the players want more!
Your tacky fanservice is almost cute, but terrible still
I liked you better as a rock girl, or when you had guts to kill 

I mean, c’mon, chick, you could’ve been so badass!
Instead your writers picked one gag and then played that trash for laughs
And I mean, no one even knows your dumb kid’s series anymore
Potential and relevance down the drain, need I say more?

Juvia: 
I’ll have you know that I am doing just fine
Cause I know how to aid my friends when their lives are on the line
You’re a reckless child, meddling while the task was being handled
Had you just been mature, Vi could’ve still had Vander

I’m an Ex Element four, was S class in Phantom Lord
I’ve the scars to prove my passion and agony I’ve endured
And my guild believed in me to change for good when I was wrong
Your family never had that trust, and thanks to you, they’re all gone

All your punches do is phase through me due to my water power
And I will not be shaken, I’m cool like rain that will shower
Except in Jinxes’ case, all it takes is words to confound her
Crush her like Mylo and Claggor and turn her back into Powder

Jinx:
*groans* That isn’t me, don’t call me that
I can feel all their pain, the monsters are coming back
I can’t take it any longer, your attacks, they’re much stronger
And I- *pfft*… haha.. HAHHAHAHAh

You can’t meet the damage I’ve done
You peaked during your season one
And what you call love is just an obsession that you manifested, and it’s fuckin’ scaring him off

He’s annoyed by you
And girl, the viewers feel the same too
Only Mashima’s shitty writing could’ve given you
A world where Gray even tolerates you!

Juvia:
What did you say?
About my Gray?
I’ll make you pray that you stayed in your lane or met an early grave like where your parents lay!
Don’t play with this rainwoman
I’m not afraid of a thieving rat with nothing to her name

Who do you think you are? You’re not the savior of Zaun
Cause all it takes is pink hair to take this failure off guard!
This poor pathetic schizophrenic should just quit while ahead
Thought she found her calling, then her THIRD father ended up dead

And by your hands no less. 
Just loss after loss and this one was bound to be next
Keep causing problems and problems are all that you’ll get
Past the point of help
I’d say that you were cursed but Vi said it better herself

Jinx vs. Juvia Lockser - Jesse’s Rap Battles

Main Cast:
Cri as Pyro (Video) 
Swoldow as Pyro (Audio) 

Cri as Jacket (Video) 
Belle Beniko as Jacket (Audio) 
garbageGothic as Jacket’s recorder 

Beat by Allrounda
Mixed by: Serena
Written by: Cri
Thumbnail by: M!CAH

Battle:

Pyro:
The fire burns like the sun nobody is safe to run 
Warning! Warning! for you this won't be fun
I strike up a match and things turn for the worst
But if you want to strike a match then I’ll let it all burn

It will only take a second to rip you open and spill your guts
But while killing a hobo you tipped over and went to spill your guts
Like Soldier with Zhanna you ain't getting any leisure
At least when I leave people shaking it’s fear, not fucking seizures 

Went into a losing battle with a band of men,
but was too quick to book it. Turned to abandonment
Was hauled off to safety by your friend to prevent your ends 
But since Beard was cut off you started smashing heads

I don’t care about no silent assassins I’ll turn your ass into grass quick 
Air blast back your attacks to make you disappear like it's magic
Like your girl in the bathroom, Left 4 Dead, man it’s tragic
That you had to get a PAYDAY 2 not get trashed like an addict

Jacket:
Do you know what time it is? Time to stop all of your rambling 
You may have heat but it’s nothing to the streets of Miami
A harbinger of death, but it’s simply just a rumor 
Cause he may not have cancer, but you're still your teams biggest tumor

You used to be leaving people questioning “Why’s Pyro cynical?”
But now all they can think of you is “Why Pyrocynical!”
It’s typical, but I find it ironic you can't spit hotter
So I’ll snuff this pyro’s flame leaving RED in the water

A mute mercenary maiming men begging for attention 
Yet this infantile infantry isn't meant to have a weapon
But with a finger on the trigger I'm prone to leave any ringer dead
Cause there's nothing stopping me even with a bullet through my head

Go ahead and turn off your fire before I get my guns and fire 
To leave the flames going higher Pyro’s burning as a pyre
Cause out of everyone on your team you're still the most useless member
So please exercise caution when aggravating my temper

Pyro:
You've been a hoax ever since the moment you were first deployed
Finished the objective of the movement that you wanted to destroy
But addressing the depressing acts they used to send a message
You’ll need more than 50 blessings to not leave this battle headless

Jacket:
Claim I’m a hoax while you’ve stayed as a joke
Just the trope of the foe meant to go as unknown
I go for the throat make you choke on your smoke
Thank you all for stopping by we hope you enjoyed the show

Pyro vs Jacket - TF2 vs Anything (ft. Swoldow, garbageGothic, and Belle Beniko)

Boom Boom vs. Papyrus - Mario vs. Anything!


Snakebite126 As Papyrus 


RaccoonBroVA As Boom Boom


WAN As Kamek


Art by WAN


Mixed by Jort


Chiselled by Raisu Battle


Written by King Ducky


Research assistance from King Wallace & We Think company

Cover Art by Danger


Beat prod. Anywaywell & Glitchdude


Papyrus:

I'm known as the great Papyrus, not afraid to get straight to violence !!! 

Skeletons don't have brains inside us, yet you're the one who's insane and mindless !!!

Those limbs won't stay, they'll fly off! The way that you’re swaying exciting your arms when you charge,

Dizzily maiming and fighting with walls, makes sense that he's not invited to Mario Kart !!!


You're a disgrace of a brute, you grab your tongue have it taped to my shoe

This headache should be used to the taste of a boot! (Nyhehehehehee!)

This inane goof is way overused, devs are too lazy to make something new

So they stay with the same gameplay loop, and gamers stray away by playing a flute !!!


Because of this awesomest brawn that I got Undyne knows I've a shot at the Royal Guard !!! 

But my chances will not top all of the stomps you call “plots” that been foiled are

So better get Kamek for backup his magic will hand you the chance of 

Not napping in battle when you get all tired out madly attempting to land an attack on !!!


Boom Boom:

As those doors crashed open and ya began rattling off dad jokes

I can now understand why in Smash-Bros, only Sans shows

Ya stand so tall yet ya trapped in that fat jokes shadow

Must be tampering with ya eyes, you can't see past it like a lamp post!


And those puzzles put me to rest n’ yet I still get something from them lesser quests

If I put my foot up at your head ya eyes should be xs when I step on em! 

His schemes are literally a walk in the park, all would know that id drop him easy

Sans and you must be the rotting-up corpses of Wario and Waluigi! 


IIIIM BOOM BOOM BOOM B-BOOM B-BOOM BOOM Like how ya traps blow up in ya face!

THE HUGE NUKE OF THE KOOPA TROOP Meanwhiiiiile ya got nothing to say!

Skinny bones ain't no meaty opponent one shitty throw could leave him beat and broken

The utmost weakest joke in Snowdin holding pity votes as a means of coping!


Papyrus:

Pissed off? I would be too if I only exist cuz of a pit stop

Which rots at the center of worlds: This mid boss is a mid boss (Nyeh-heh-heh!)

Now comes my secret move which defeats a goon in 3 in tune hits

It would leave you confused and seeing stars but it seems you beat me to it !!! 


WHAT, These stupid dogs have ruined it all, including both you and this new sup one

Whos useless boss has been used so much, won't needa beat ya to know you fell off !!!

Your putrid plot is moving left and right, at best can fly, SANS, THE PESTICIDE !!!

He spent his life endlessly obsessed with guys who tend to best his efforts every time !!!  


Kamek:

Once upon a time a boneless sidekick had his hopes to fight and

Be Royal guard but was regarded as too barebones and kind

He thought humankind as slow n spineless cuz they had chosen violence 

But then Frisk came along…


Boom Boom:

Could say that they left ya open minded! (Kamek: OHHHHH!!!)


Gonna be honest ready? it's easy to know what pastas from your awful recipe

If one chomp and there's vomit on his top already then it's gotta be Paps spaghetti!

Ya blue hearts been botchin’ any shot it gets yet he still pretends to be all optimistic

So I'd call it fittin that you're the skeleton here your love lifes nonexistent!

Boom Boom vs. Papyrus - Mario vs. Anything!

Welcome back to Shimario's Rap Battles! We have ourselves a legacy match today, between two horror icons which take the same core ideas, but couldn't execute them any differently. We have Slenderman, the abducting stalker who roams the woods, and Baldi, the very strange antagonist of Baldi's Basics. Comment down below who you think won the battle, and feel free to leave suggestions for future battles as well!

Just like Weegee vs Tails Doll and Winnie the Pooh vs Snorlax, this battle was created as part of the 100 hour challenge! This year I once again teamed up with GamingPlush64, as well as AngelicWarrior and Segamad66. Big thank you to all 3 of them!

GamingPlush64 as Slenderman (and the principal)
https://www.youtube.com/@GamingPlush64 

Shimario as Baldi
(You're here already silly)

Written by: Shimario and GamingPlush64
Additional Writing by: AngelicWarrior and Segamad66
Beat Produced by: Diamond Style
Beat Arranged by: GamingPlush64
Mixed by: GamingPlush64
Art by: BMB
Thumbnail by: Rabi
Special Thanks to: JustGamer, Walk, and my 100 Hour Challenge team

Lyrics: 
https://docs.google.com/document/d/19nLTyAvRlDNCw5Jak9v3Us5qhKC2rlsMyo__Ns1XVE4/edit?usp=sharing

Slenderman vs Baldi's Basics - Rap Battle!

ORIGINALLY UPLOADED ON 10/31/2021

LYRICS

Evil Otto:
Intruder alert! It’s a species we haven’t conquered
An entity detected with the coined term “Pocket Monster”
Well, the fact that you’re even here leaves me utterly stumped
Since Mew was left under the truck, and you? Thrown under the bus!
Don’t mess with Evil Otto
I got the mazes, flames, and gaze to leave you speechless, and all you really feel is sorrow
You say you sent kids to the hospital, but really? That’s comical
Since it’s like all the newer games, I don’t really follow
They say you’re an urban legend like you had any effect
But you’re only one when you’re sharing titles with Zekrom
This cabinet’s leaving you quartered, I think this reject ROM
Is setting up a Hypnosis since you’re getting slept on!

Creepy Black:
I’d advise for Ms. Pac-man to stay far
Before you’re another soul in Lavender’s graveyard
However, I don’t have to be scared of your mild verse
When your world sounds like another Pokemon that I would curse!
So know who you’re crossin’
This castaway rodent would leave Blue’s Raticate rolling inside of his coffin
Once a leader of your army, then all of your fame had decayed
Now a Silph Scope’s the only way I could log you in my database
I suggest you bounce back, wipe the smile and say nothing
My tower’s got you in a loop like you’re mashing the A button
You know that I stay haunting, so back up
‘Cause you’ll wish you were the person you were before you started this; Kadabra

Evil Otto:
Thinkin’ this smile is something you can wipe away?
Your only scare is having little kiddies scared while they lie awake
Thinking that your song’s deadly tool, but this weak blob-
Will see why Otto’s got a rep, when your heart and the beat drop
Hellbent on genocide? Man, Pokepastas are goldmines
Took so long to spit a line, even your protag’s an old guy
Your power’s phony, this beast outnumbers all your tower’s cronies
So once you’re kneeling down below me, I’ll have cut out this GHOST type!

Buried Alive:
I’d rather be lonely, hearing you makes me miserable
Yeah, you fight like a robot; completely predictable
If you attempted to upset me, then I’m feeling empty
Since we’ve got no beef, now I’ll eat the track like fresh meat
You’re in grave danger if you tread upon my land
So quit jumping or you’ll get jumped if you try to toss White Hands
Step to my gravestone, these spirits will lead a quick sweep
‘Cuz this manager’s been leveled, Buried Alive under six feet

CREDITS

ENNWAY as Evil Otto
Fightmarker as Random Berserk Enemy

Commander Jacob as Creepy Black
SimplyRazzy as Buried Alive
Freshy Kanal as Gastly

Written by Rabi
Beat prod. by Ihaksi
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Art by 3ple and Rabi
Cover art by Rabi

Evil Otto vs. Lavender Town Syndrome - Rap Battle

Not mine, this audio belongs to GamingPlush64
Mr. Tibbs as The Neighbor
GamingPlush64 as Wally Darling

The Neighbor:
Get off my lawn, kid. I think you mistook me
Be it browsers or the scouts, I'm not interested in cookies
Don't ask me for a cup of sugar, you little poser
I'll choke you out like cinnamon; stick your grin up on simming posters
Rip you open; have you swimming with the fishes on the second floor
Get your corpse, and then trash you like Oscar
Scummy muppet, I'll be blunt, I will not be less hostile
Just because the net's bananas for your fruity ass roster
I see a home invader. There's tomatoеs, glue and bear traps at their feet
You'd invitе 'em in and use 'em just to stare at, like a creep! (Urghh)
Theres only one track that's fit for Wally
And it's wrapping 'round my house; strap him in the patch of my trolly!
I don't care about your show, and I don't care how your paintings look
I know your episodes ain't running, but I think you maybe should
I'm no Mr Rogers, I'll off you if you're in Raven Brooks
Get back in your home and get the fuck outta my neighbourhood

Wally Darling:
Hello Neighbor
How are you today?
Have you finally ceased from your screaming fit?
Well, here's the sitch
I've had this on lock before you even clicked
Don't even need to part my lips and...
I eat the beat up quick
Believe me, Mr. Peterson, I know who I am dealing with;
A clown who's house looks like it was ripped out of Dr. Seuss...
Or was it Edith Finch?
Ha, ha... I forgot the words...
Maybe that's why we're paired; everyone forgot who we were
Your angry barking's almost as funny as Barnaby
But it went down hill like your Betas; the numbers are hard to read
I think someone's just upset their games ain't getting them views
Or you're jealous that I dress as a better devil than you (Ooh)
I'm the host! I'm the most! I'm the Goat! Like I'm Baphomet!
My guestbook's at its limits. Say, are you enjoyed by MatPat yet?
Not so beautiful dreamer. Deluded to think you stay giant
Just close your eyes, and next time you see me?
Stay quiet

The Neighbor:
I'd get my keys and my BB gun locked and loaded
Spritz your index down like windex, leaving all your windows broken
Hit you with my car, smoke you like your cigarette packets
But all it takes to crash your page is internet traffic!
Your Build is Tiny when compared to my contract
Lemme get a shovel; give you more than eye contact
No restoration project's gonna aid Pinnochio
When you're six feet under my property
How's that for "so below"?

Wally Darling:
You just kept adding stories. A new one every time we blink
Yet the highest praise you get was: "that's good... I think..."
Maybe stay away from cars: last time you drove, your wife was slaughtered
And then, like our own fallen star, your son pushed down your daughter! (Oh!)
I've got friends at every end; you've no one left to love you
Even if you think I'm garbage, it still means I rise above you
This AI tried adapting, but again, he got outsmarted
Homie, your house just ain't hard enough
Home is where the heart is!

Hello Neighbor vs. Welcome Home. DGPRB.

Ego as Blitzo
Leo Barqui as Beetlejuice

Written by Teimunity

Illustrations by Tompuffs, Dboy
Thumbnail by Cidisswo

Mixed and Mastered by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Production by Anywaywell

Special Thanks: Dboy, Tompuffs, Spindlehorse, You, The Viewer

Beetlejuice vs. Blitzo • RAP BATTLE! (TRB)

Check out the video for this battle!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxzrjyDF7aY

Welcome back to another installment of Shimario's Rap Battles! Today we have a big battle between two goofy side villains, who secretly have much bigger plans beyond what the main villains of their respective games aim for. We have Dimentio, the larger than life jester who steals the show in Super Paper Mario, and Plague Knight, the small yet insanely mischievous alchemist on a quest for all of the Order of No Quarter's essences in Shovel Knight. Comment down below who you think won the battle, and feel free to leave suggestions for future battles as well!

Rosenthal as Dimentio
Snakebite126 as Plague Knight

Written, Directed, and Produced by: Shimario
Beat Produced by: ENNWAY 
Mixed and Mastered by: Freshy Kanal
Edited by: Shimario
Art by: Valonide 
Cover Art by: Rabi
Special Thanks to: Eddiefrb, Jofinity, GustyStar, Zertonium

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GtQS063JZBw8j7P4U-v-HEfds4lEiNZVQIU5MgSdyLE/edit?usp=sharing

Dimentio vs Plague Knight - Rap Battle!

LYRICS

Poniko/UBOA
Uh… do you have some kind of business?
‘Cause the D.A.R.E. showcase is in the Violence District
So… if you could leave, that’d be great since
Seeing you’re roaming the streets, I can get why Madotsuki stays in

Shady look, head to knee, cloaked, no identity 
Looking like another seller price-gouging LS…D
Um.. could you stop.. flipping… the light switch?
‘Cause… you might have a… bit… of a slight trip

THERE’S NO NEED TO PINCH YOURSELF
YOU WANTED THIS, AND AS A REWARD, I’LL GIVE YOU HELL
WATCH YOUR WORLD CHANGE AS YOUR SIGHTS SET ON THE NIGHT TERROR
ENTER, MR. SANDMAN, WELCOME TO THE WHITE DESERT

IT’S OBVIOUS JUST FROM THE SIGHT OF THIS MAN
AND IT MAKES SENSE WHY HE NEVER LEFT OUTSIDE OF JAPAN
YOU’RE FACELESS, BLAND, AND LEAVE PEOPLE’S BRAINS SCATTERED 
WASHED OUT FROM MINDS ‘CAUSE YOU LACK ANY GREY MATTER

The Grey Man
IT’S TIME FOR A CHANGE. A PLACE TO WAKE UP 
FLOWERS. HE HAD FOUR. USE THE COMPANY. 
CONTACT FOR MORE DETAILS. I CAN’T DO IT FOR YOU. 
ZERO. TEN. TEN. ZERO. SEVEN. ZERO.           ASMIK. 

Wake up, there is no room for sleep.
You cannot move or leave. This is no lucid dream.
Now take this pill and join me, go take the plunge,
Watch an easter egg crack like your brain on drugs.

Composed of the stuff that’s - more than - 24 side effects.
Composed of the stuff - to leave you lying - lying - lie in bed.
Composed of the stuff - see figures leave and reappear - time and time again.
No one - talks to you - you’re one more - sight to them.

[                                                                                               ]

Take a trip. See, I originated this
Send players through 11 - 12 pieces, make them sick.
You’re a copy- a copy, take this pill and-ta-take it in,
I wrote down the Dream Journal, you just emulated it.

Sink Downer, and Downer, and Downer, and Downer
And Downer, and Downer, and Downer, and Downer…
Don’t wake up.
Dizzy, loopy, passed out - under the - streetlight.
Sleep tight.

UBOA
PUT ME TO SLEEP? YOU SHOULD GIVE IT A REST
‘CUZ THAT WASN’T A HANGOVER, JUST A CRICK IN THE NECK
AND THAT’S ALL THAT YOU ARE, SO GET OUT OF MY BEDROOM
OR COME WIPE MY MIND, I’D BE GLAD TO FORGET YOU

NO WONDER ASMIK COULDN’T MAKE YOUR STUFF SELL
‘CAUSE WHO’S WANTING A WALKING SIMULATOR THAT CAN’T RUN WELL?
YOU WANT PEOPLE TO BOOT UP YOUR EMULATOR AND DREAM TOO
BUT NOW THEY NEED TO BOOT UP AN EMULATOR TO SEE YOU

[                                                                                               ]

The Grey Man
I live in your conscious.           your subconscious.
The dark thoughts - buried - lying - lie in bed unconscious.
You hole up in your home - in your home - interacting is dread.
But you are not alone

Only cared about when the lights cut out since
You don’t fit - the spotlight, more the dark that surrounds it.
So - so lonely, starving for attention.
When you go to sleep, don’t be startled by my presence.

CREDITS

Kurobane Azia as Poniko and UBOA

Rosenthal as The Grey Man
Snakebite126 as Also The Grey Man

Written by Rabi
Beat prod. by DumbChild
Additional instrumental work by ENNWAY
Mixed and mastered by Freshy Kanal
Art by linterteatime
Cover Art by Rabi

UBOA vs. The Grey Man - Rap Battle

Not mine, this audio belongs to GamingPlush64
RedMufflerMan‬ as Alastor
Nathan Wagner as Tony the Talking Clock

Alastor:
Salutations to the sinners of hell!
I hope you're all tuned in and listening well,
Our program can cause jaws to drop,
What could be more entertaining than watching the clock?
Once again he interrupts a favorite show for wayward souls,
He isn't prime time, That label's for the radio show!
Guess it's time to tell the time,
Just who he has come to fight,
Like you did to Yellow Guy, I will end your fucking life!

Tony the Talking Clock:
Time is a way that we measure progression,
With the way you waste it, I bеt you'll be second,
I'm minute to win it, my linеs are hot,
Your vocab's filthy, frankly it's Time to Stop!
I am a ruler so don't get it backwards, This goes just one way,
With you withered and grey at the end of the day,
Times up, you have met your end.
Shut you up for good with a MEH! MEH! MEH!

Alastor:
Mmm, I do not believe that screaming loud was in the deal...
My ears are bleeding, now I know how your victims feel!
The Clock was meant to shock but he's soft when he delivers,
When I grab the mic, you'll find my words are unfiltered,
Let's give a "big hand" to old Becky and Joe,
It's quite an achievement to be getting a show!
And yet I've been told OH, when checking for Tony,
He was found broken and dead in the cold! (how sad!)
Summoned by Roy for his son to be slaughtered,
But you must know, I never suck up to fathers!
Fuck you, Tony. Nothing you brought hertz!
By the end of this, You'll be running like clockwork.

Tony the Talking Clock:
Swinging at me with a chain on your soul?
That's par for the course for this ace in the hole,
The radio hammed up his act,
But there is always Time for Understanding the facts!
Time made your appearance change ever since the pilot,
I wish the same could be said about your writing,
You paid the price for spending Time mucking around,
When an angel dusted you and you ducked in the ground!
Now we can see the unimportance of Alastor!
He's always been the same, Unchanging like the calendar!
This deer lost his head trying to rag off this doll,
And now he's a tool you can hang on the wall.

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