I'm back! I know I've kept you waiting for a while, but here's an audio that was supposed to come out on Halloween, but super happy to get out nonetheless. 

Audio Credits:
K.C. as Carrie
https://lasaillax.carrd.co/
garbageGothic as Angela
https://www.youtube.com/@garbageGothic
Written and Directed by NateURB
Art by Mega PMB
https://www.youtube.com/@megapmb 
Cover Art by TheDangerStranger
https://www.youtube.com/@rapbattlesdangerstranger
Mixed by Danii
https://www.youtube.com/@SwaggyFlan
Beat by Trunxks
Special Thanks to LimJJ, Raisu Battle, Box_Soldier22, and JotaSeis

Lyrics:
Carrie(V1-0:12)
Sad from all the shame and crimes, hate and lies brought onto me
Always in the shade and I, wait to find any honesty
But it’s time that my, pain and fright finally take a backseat
And state this rhyme, proclaim your films to hell with mediocrity!
I’ve learned from my mistakes, but your brain is long gone
Test me and around the campfire we’ll sing your swan song
How’s Paul? Liked you but you gave him looks as dry as the sand
And now you have to live with his blood, and head on your hands
Burning your victims’ faces won’t make your lines any hotter 
The only time you’ve had flow is when you were thrown in the water
Went from plot twists to getting your plot twisted 
Into a psychopathic killer who will never stop bitching, about
How your campers are all sinners misbehaving
Thankfully, we were saved by another camp slasher from the 80s
But nothing compares to your scene that made the critics scoff
On the beach is the only time I prefer you have a mask off 

Angela(V1-1:00)
I have to speak or Creepy Carrie will keep on running her mouth
A prank was the only time this queen rocked a crown
So hold tight, Carrie, cause it’s time you meet your maker
With lines so hot, I’m putting the bake in Angela Baker 
First film was a classic, but since then you’ve fallen from Grace
Two ripoffs and a show that never saw the light of day
Confidence on display since you’re coming to diss me 
But those lines were like your powers: full of inconsistencies!
You lost control, killed everyone cause you were bullied and pissed
Couldn’t stop Chris now Tommy’s on a new bucket list 
An outcast to everyone, only liked by Collins and Sue 
Even your mom considered murder when she looked at you
Wanting to learn about the world, but mother knows best 
This threat was contained when she was trapped inside the closet
At this camp, I take all the rules very serious 
Even in this battle you need to plug it up, period. 

Carrie(V2-1:47)
All your horrid and filler kills won’t be worth a penny
Throwing shit on kids, and oh my god, you killed Kenny!
If you wanna waste my time, I’ll give you what you desire
Trust me Angela, I’m experienced in starting fires 

Angela(V2-1:58) 
So was your half-sister, and now she’s split in half 
Meet me in the woods and we’ll see who gets the last laugh
It’s time for a camp song, but sadly you can’t take part
The only beat you know how to kill is your mother’s heart

Carrie(V3-2:10)
Ugh! Get out of my head, oh, this can’t be!
No! No! Everyone isn’t laughing at me!
It must be true! NO! My life is ruined!
But if this is the end then I’ll leave everyone in ruins!
Had amnesia and forgot about the crimes that you did!
When the fans had amnesia, they just forgot you existed!
You’re bound to live alone as a crazy camp dweller!
Whose only memories of your family are between a boat’s propellers!

Angela(V3-2:33)
Alright kids, gather up for the final act
Here’s a ghost story that I’m about to reenact 
You’re not ready for the world, you’re safe where you can’t be let down!
Mind’s bound in your house, slowly going 6 feet underground! (HAHAHA!)

Angela(2:52)
So are you having fun, Cassie?
Carrie
It’s Carrie!
Angela
Oops! Sorry, let's take a selfie!
Carrie
I hate this camp.

Carrie White vs. Angela Baker - Universe Rap Battles! (ft. K.C. and garbageGothic)

Welcome to another episode of MC Fawful Rap Battles! Today we take to the skies as infamous hijacker, D.B. Cooper, faces off against the mascot of the Game and Watch handhelds, Mr. Game and Watch! Which one of these plane misters will win? That's for you to decide!

CREDITS:

Grasman as D.B. Cooper (audio)
Dudz as D.B. Cooper (video)

Spidey Fam as Mr. Game and Watch


Written by Triple-Stabber and MC Fawful
Beat by Epistra
Mixed by jort
Art by Triple-Stabber (additional art by MC Fawful)
Cover-art by MC Fawful
Special thanks to Grasman and Dilly


Alright, I think that's it. Stay tuned for the next MC Fawful Rap Battle!

(Note: Since I wasn't sure if the lyrics were able to fit in the description, the lyric document is linked below.)

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1k_mm2spyKiLtZBesduztPDfNV7BUt6Le_DJRF5WUdmE/edit?usp=sharing

Mr. Game and Watch vs D.B. Cooper - MC Fawful Rap Battles

LYRICS:

ANNOUNCER
Let’s give it up for Stark’s Rap Battles!
Doc Brown and Marty McFly vs. Unus Annus!
Begin!

Doc and Marty (0:13):
Great Scott, Marty! We’ve finally arrived in 2022!
Ah jeez Doc, that’s heavy! We got any roasting fuel? Plenty, dude!
I’ve calculated the precise kinds of slights, said in such a tone and way that-
A coward and his masochist friend would have no chance of coming back

Unus & Annus (0:26):
Sorry to cut you off, Doctor, but time waits for no one, that’s absolutely true,
And like sand slipping through the Hourglass of Time, the end has come for you, too
We pride ourselves on our knowledge of death… And we embrace the end to come!
You tryna rap fast to surpass 88, but your track is barely passed mile one

Doc and Marty (0:39):
Your influence was just a grain of sand compared to our pop culture prowess
I mean cooking with sex toys, eating oobleck? It’s like their whole channel was just a loud mess!
This bad fad, cash grab cult’s got its whole moral philosophy in question
They’ll need something stronger than helium for their post-loss therapy session

Unus & Annus (0:52):
We’re Hunger Games victors, your defeat’s in the pictures, it’s clear that we’ve won
When you attempt your best to flex your predictability, surprising no one!
Your movie might be a cult classic, but we leave viewers truly awe-stricken
We’re drawin’ the line, leaving you petrified, hypnotizing another couple chickens

Doc and Marty (1:05):
Nobody calls me chicken! (Nope!) You just hunt for YouTube clickin’! (True!)
With all of that dairy around, you’re really milkin’ the content you’re fixin’
It’s really truly pathetic, with your “who’s the better host?” drama
This battle will be your biggest regret;  Even more than Pee Sauna!
I mean really, a pee sauna? What exactly were you two thinking?
Looking to your fans for more content? Not even Chica could save you from sinking!
I’ve never seen anything cornier than these Del morons begging for sponsorships!
But based on reuploads, Mark, this battle would be another time you’ve lost your shit

Unus & Annus (1:32):
Is anybody home? I don’t think so, think McFly, think!
You take the most minor inconveniences, find time to make a big stink-
And then you get your little happy ending, plot barren and you’re callin’ us corny?
It’s clear to see you’re history, when your biggest legacy is Rick and Morty

Doc and Marty (1:45):
You’re limiting yourselves with all your antics, face it: You’re just. Boxed. In.
Just give it a year and you’ll be forgotten just like. Tiny. Box. Tim.
(Both): Your whole channel was full of whack shit, black and white melts into bad trips
So just go back to being the King of FNaF and sad act Mr. Backflip

Unus & Annus (1:58):
Not even hitting your head again could help you get ahead and come up with a better flow
Spitting verbal manure on the track, but what does your pocket letter show?
Your fate’s been sealed and signed! Face your density, you’ll see you’re past your prime
We’re pronouncing rhymes, committing crimes, and you’re bound to find you're OUTATIME
As we wind down the clock and reflect as this song and dance that won’t be played again
You’re coughing inside a boxed-up coffin that you wanna call a Delorean
It’s too bad we won’t see you tomorrow, so hush now, don’t make a fuss
Farewell you two, Memento Mori, Unus… Annus…

ANNOUNCER
Who won… THIS time?
Who do you wanna see battle next?
Well, you decide!
This has been Stark’s Rap Battles! We’ll see you tomorrow!

Snakebite126 as Unus
Hatena360 as Annus
Alex M. as Doc Brown
Zawesome as Marty McFly

Written by: Michael Stark, Jenni No Mercy, CannibalWorms, GamingPlush64, Mason G, Dilly!, & Danii
Produced by Tristan
Mixed by Michael Stark

Back To The Future vs. Unus Annus - Stark's Rap Battles

LYRICS:

ANNOUNCER
FNAF Versus Anything
Robotic Fizarolli vs. Funtime Freddy

Robotic Fizarolli (0:14):
H-hey there implings! Wait a minute- what’s that my sensors spot?
A-a-ah, an overhyped unliked bear who should’ve been left to rot! (Whoo!)
Shipped straight from Big Ozzie’s factory, this teddy bear wants to battle me?
Oh Freddy-dee, you flatter me! I’ll rip out your Ennards and leave you trampled, see?
You’re quite bad at your job if humor’s what you’re after
You’re a kiddie killin’ captor, I’m the comic bringing laughter
There’s nothing your voice mimic could do to top this wacky rapper
After I grab this rope and have you swinging from the rafters
Don’t need a frontal lobe when your mindless gameplay’s cheap jumpscares for a light scream
I mean Scott keeps on spooning and scooping you clean like it’s some Fazbear’s Fright-Cream
Just face it you’re basic, your 8-bit games have made your hated name G-rated
With your complicated lore and public shame, it’s no wonder your fame has faded
You used to be a Hot Topic, but then Scott got swooned by corporate evil
He sold out to Funko and MacFarlane for cash, but I’ll still POP this weasel (laughter)

Funtime Freddy & Bon-Bon (0:59):
Hey Bon-Bon, it’s the birthday boy! Why don’t you play nice and say hi to our friend?
Freddy, this clown belongs with Baby but he’ll be back there before the hour ends (Chuckles)
It’s a Funtime when I hop on the mic, unlike you and your gang of Hazbin stars
Cuz when I rap in a fight, I’m packin’ the bite, you’ll see Freddy has Fazbars!
I mean how self-encoding can his programming be? He’s not even the real Fizzarolli!
He’s just ripping off the ripoff of me, this Dollar General Jevil thinks he’s earned bein’ cocky?
This toxic animatronic needs fixin’, maybe then you could try it, Sparky
Though from what we’ve seen from your posters and marketing… you’re used to “private parties”!

Robotic Fizarolli (1:30):
Ooh, somebody’s salty! Chuck E. Cheesier doesn't know the first thing about rapping
I’ve been more entertained by Blitzo’s jokes, and even then I wasn’t laughing

Funtime Freddy (1:37):
What a party pooper! Fizz is hardly super, especially when in his rapping stupor
Why don’t you Fizza-rolli pollie away like the kids when they hear your humor? (Ha!)

Robotic Fizarolli (1:44):
It took a VR title just to regain your relevance? Seems like innovation’s where your Help’s Wanted
You’re callin’ me toxic? Look at your fanbase residence, no wonder your creator’s haunted 

Funtime Freddy (1:52):
Nobody loves you anymore, after your death everything’s been going swell
Better call it “oo oo and” ‘cuz you’re taking all the L’s! (Maniacal laughter)

Robotic Fizarolli (2:00):
Sure, everyone used to adore your series, a lonely startup acting teary
But now everyone’s descending Into Madness with all your dreary theory queries
Now your timeline’s gone bye bye, it’s time to end this indie tragedy! 
There’s nothing left to salvage, take a bow! It’s the end of Five Rhymes at Freddy’s!

Funtime Freddy & Bon-Bon (2:14):
Your mutated friends can’t step to the Freddy Crew (Ooh!)
A back alley scrap pile is where you’re headed to (True!)
Tried to make a difference, but your chances blew (Yeah?)
I’d prefer Trash and The Gang to any of you! (Ohhhhh!) (Airhorn plays)
Your lines were so full of cheese that I’d almost wanna eat ya
But if I’m Chuck E. Cheese, that makes you ShowBiz Pizza! (Maniacal Laughter)
It’s shocking, isn’t it? Seems you’re not law-suited to handle losses, without a doubt
I mean, it’s pretty obvious when your Sister’s Location gets more clout
It’s time to shut down this run-down clown, I’m done with his fun and his games
My fire lines have made this the second time that you’ve gone up in flames! (Ha ha!)

Michael Stark as Robotic Fizarolli

Snakebite126 as Funtime Freddy
Azia as Bon-Bon

Written by: Michael Stark
Produced by Beatg33ks
Mixed by Michael Stark

Robotic Fizzarolli vs. Funtime Freddy - FNAF Vs Anything

LYRICS:

Greentext (0:14)
>be me; a sick motherfuckin battle rapper
>be you; fodder for some shitty Shorts reactors
>speaking of short: two lines aint enough to get the reader hooked
>creepypastas in two sentences? look up: definition -> undercooked

>thought you're leaving brains scarred? but we know you aint hard
>writers want to make dark stories but they stay stark
>everyones the same, farming upvotes just to gain karma
>mfw I won the battle with only 8 bars

Two-Sentence Horror (0:44)
I entered a battle, expecting a good show
But to my surprise, a dead thread is my new foe
Post that on the subreddit, and I'll get the numbers sendin'
Thanks for the gold kind stranger, now this fucker's dead

You’re not important- was dropped to be locked onto 4chan
Claiming your format’s a fortune- now your following’s full of four-chins
My stories are iconic horrids- leaving courage left on the doorstep 
But it seems that that's where this whore's been- ‘cause to me the dead isn't foreign

Greentext (1:13)
>joke’s on you, petulant fool, half what i say isnt even true
>know you’re through, and in this duel, it seems ive already beaten you
>but when i bust out with bars blazing you know you aint ready
> (long pause) hey want some spaghetti

>eyes lay on my text causing thousands to laugh then turn to your page to be thrown in the trash
>be like me, my music gets applause when i rap- i plugged your verse into the aux and nobody clapped
>you dont even need two sentences to know you aint beating me
>i-just-took-the-W-and-you-took-the-L.png

Two-Sentence Horror (1:43)
I bring real scares that is messin' up youths
You can see what just two sentences do
Your records are viewed as the bendin' of truth
Of Anonymous or a confessional booth
And the net that you've suited's offensive, the users
All fester in groups to be edgy and rude
The Reddit is brewing up actual horror
That Netflix is tuning in, getting a scoop

Your shit is too fantastical for anyone to even care
Your source is always like “bro it happened, please I swear!” (I made it the fuck up)
You really thought you could send me back to the graveyard
With only 8 bars? Please, it's more like you ate the bars

Michael Stark as Greentext Stories

Cri as r/TwoSentenceHorror


Written By: Michael Stark, Cri, 3ple, & GamingPlush64
Produced by: 2Deep
Mixed by: Michael Stark

Greentext Stories vs. Two-Sentence Horror - Meme Melee: Reposted

A demo me and Shimario made in a rap battle tournament together when we were pitted against one another. People thought it was really good and wanted us to publicly release it so here it is! This was written under the course of 72 hours I believe? Something around that.

Cover art by Ethan
Devil written by me
Dracula written by Shimario
Mixed by me
Prod. by Dansonn

DEVIL Verse 1:
The Lord of the Flies, the Stoker of fires who borned the first lie shall now start
Towards this former young mind at my Scholomance, tried to immortalize life through my arts
He arose once he died, title stolen from mine, and enjoyed his new time in the dark
Til your dome was sent flying - you don’t want to die? Take these pointers of mine to heart
You’ll go down like it’s Georgia, I’m quite good at musically sparring - as golden with mics as when using guitar strums
Blood gourmets to dine on if you win, if not then I’ll roast you and spice the steaks too with some garlic
So take twelve lines and amuse me through our bet, best follow in Dante’s path - delve deep
Or face demise once you lose and can’t stop but once more feel the dark wrath of Hell sing


DRACULA Verse 1:
*yawns* I don’t like to leave my home often
But when I do, it’s more than just me who sleeps in a coffin
I sink my teeth into them, pierce through them until they’re left to rot
Sure you wrote the book on that, too bad no one’s read it all
Your “hellscape” makes a real monster such as myself snore
Trust me Luci, I’ve gotten used to torches and pitchforks
and you dare bring up what gets me weak?
Don’t act as if you’re any better, please!
How can you mention Garlic when you’re getting beat 
by just seeing the letter T
I’ve evolved beyond a mere god or demon, bitch 
How could this freak even win? What, do I just believe in him?
So when night hits and the moon comes around, and I shift and then swoop into town
You’re about to start pissing yourself cuz you’re used to losing to dudes who loom in the clouds


DEVIL Verse 2:
To have this wager won, go below surface level
And pack a greater punch, dealing blows with the devil
Though you’re damned and bankrupt, got no soul left to peddle
But I’m bound to claim you once you take home a silver medal
Been around for ages, I saw how you once thrived yet 
This batty shapeshifter still fell worse than I did
Which I’ll now detail for you since that’s where I’m oft-hidden
Have you faced with the reflection you thought missing
This alchemist statesman used the darkest crafts
Became a vampire draining blood, spent novel acts
Manufacturing ladies’ lust with charms and hacks
Cursing Transylvania ‘til his author passed
Entered the vast domain of the public who left this stalker’s ass
In shadows craving the days he wasn’t just stock for cash
Can’t capture greatness once more, I’d suggest you Harken fast
Poor Dracula’s aged about as well as the walls he has
Bram’s in pain, yes, hear him scream at the path you’re on
Trapped in Cages, been reduced to a laughingstock
Sandler’s playing ya, a hand now shakes you up
How sad your fate has come back to grains of dust
Count, your days are up, you’ll yearn for a sunburn
As you count your days all up to meet with the others
In pitch black damnation ‘cause you’ll eternally suffer
That’s what Satan does when dealing with suckers


DRACULA Verse 2:
You slaughter relentlessly but the spawn of evil’s got a truth too sad to share
You probably envy me, smooth with my craft, I’m taking these hoes back to Dracul’s lair
Yes you stay in eternal flame, but you’re still so lonely and so cold down there
I get why you drag bitches into your pit, cause otherwise women DON’T GO IN THEEERE
So just back off
You’d know a thing or two about changing your form, man you have tons
Gremlins, Goblins, and Goats. It never stops, I’ll dethrone
the king of evil cuz Drac is a Rap God
You’ve met your end, but this time it’s not your choice your make
Welcome to Purgatory now, I hope you enjoy your stay

I’m just playing Satan, you know I love you

The Devil vs Count Dracula DEMO - Contest Of Champions

Hi Walter ! vs. Happy Anniversary - Royale Rap Battle! 


Cri As Hi Walter ! 


RaccoonBro As Happy Anniversary 


M&Mattie As Hi Walter ! body actor


Dudz As Happy Anniversary body actor


Mixed by Light_IWNL 


Written by M&Mattie & King Ducky

Cover Art by Box Soldier

Beat prod. 2deep


Hi Walter !:

Hi Walter! It's me, your friend Patrick

I was at the mall, can you believe what happened!?

I saw this broken man trapped in a laughing fit

Claiming he's kidnapping kids but that's just a trick!


He's not a mad man you see, he's a sad sack who's pleased

By the families who plead, as he laughs at the deceased

As they sob on their knees, hes sat cackling at a screen

With lighting as bad as can be, plus he's in the shadow of me


Happy Anniversary:

Oh Patrick, poor Patrick, your shticks already done

Sad tricks, I mastered em, you just lack my cun

Actings shit, imagining, that's he's just met his love

And he quit when his victims cried, I sat and laughed at em!


You've got one famous bit, I've got a catalogue of skits

And all of them were hits, your art projects aren't shit

You made this with the entire crew you manned?

Well this time, you're the one leaving in a Dirtbag.


Hey Walter !:

The police arrived at the door and it put an end to ya

The only skits you have now are fucking phrenia 

And Walter, wanna know what's so funny about this

Like his family, this battle, and his vids, he's lost it!


Happy Anniversary:

Tried to find yourself love, but you couldn't get a clue

How could I consider you a threat with how she used you

And I can't understand how you handled that adversity

You were left behind for 6 years. Happy Anniversary


Hi Walter ! vs. Happy Anniversary - Royal Rap Battle! [ft. Cri & RaccoonBroVA]

Hello everyone and welcome to the premiere of Reboot Rap Battles! The series where we take iconic matchups and put our own spin on it! In this premiere episode, we have the personifications of two of the most polarizing concepts in internet culture, Cryptocurrency and Astrology!

Zagranis as Astrology Girl
JustGamer as Cryptobro
Written by JustGamer and Zagranis
Beat Produced by 2Deep
Beat Arranged by Zagranis
Mixed by Zagranis
Cover art by Zagranis
Art by Grenade
Logo by Commander Jacob

Cryptobro:
Rolling in dough, rolling in with hoes, yea you know it’s the CRYP-TO-BRO
Mess with me then you’ll end up like an NFT, this bitch I’ll own 
Worth pennies when we started, now topping the stock market, I’ll kick your ass next
Cause who’s dumb enough to base their personality on when their parents had sex??

Astrology Girl:
In all of my years looking up at the stars, didn’t think I’d be battling this
Chronically online manchild who spends stacks on stacks for some chimps
Take a glimpse at your impending loss hun, it’s all in the cards
If you wanna alienate follow daddy musk all the way to fucking mars

Cryptobro:
While you were claiming your view’s ethereal, I’m out here making my Ethi real 
So let’s quit the talk of that cheesy spiel 
I’m on that grinding mindset with my time spent finding what will rise high next
So don’t end up surprised if I’m taking over the world wide web 
While you’re sitting around waiting for the universe to be in your favor
Crying to your friends like: “It’s Virgo season, not my fault I’m a hater!”
Don’t need to trace a shape to dictate your fate, I can end you with one dope line
Now watch as the star girl shoves crystals up where the sun don’t shine

Astrology Girl:
Your currency’s basis lacks information
My planets are lining up in formation

Cryptobro:
Bitch lemme know who the fuck asked
For you to talk about a lack of facts

Astrology Girl:
Sit back, relax, breathe, let the normie get it out of his system
He doesn’t realize what he’s doing is wrong, so let me list ‘em
NFTs are the enviroment’s cancer, a pfp for out of touch actors
Don’t think I’ve seen a single thing sadder, online you’re a god, real life you’re a slacker
I spend my life, helping people find their inner strength and improve their lives
You peddle lies, but don’t realize, you’re bringing the world to its demise
Spending hours mining the blockchain, trying his best to wisecrack haters
All to childishly defend some dated pixel art, like a Minecraft player! 

Cryptobro:
You’re fucking obnoxious, do all Aries need to act so defiant?  
You can try to deny it but there’s only proof for one of us rooted in science
I’m science fiction, your science is fiction, don’t you get it? You’ll always be wrong 
So yea check the profile pic, the shape says it all, you’re Hexa-gone

Astrology Girl:
This basic sigma male is truly token, but you’ve got no worth even in an arcade 
So insignificant, you could take a page from me and listen to what the stars say 
When you’re laying down, broke and in debt, wondering what went wrong with your life
From the beginning you were destined to fail, you should’ve taken the signs

Cryptobro vs Astrology Girl

VIDEO COMING SOON!

Jenni No Mercy as Bendy
https://soundcloud.com/user-246183970

Matt Raichous as The Tar Monster
https://www.youtube.com/@TheMattRaichous

Written and Directed by Quizzique
https://www.youtube.com/@Quizzique
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal
https://www.youtube.com/@FreshyKanal
Art by BMB
https://twitter.com/mynameBMB
Beat prod. by Anywaywell

~~LYRICS~~

Bendy (0:11):
Well, howdy there! And welcome to the picture show!
It’s me, the heart and soul from the minds of Joey Drew’s studio!
We’ve got a special guest today, no need to be alarmed,
Yes, though fear’s what Mr Stoner wants to bring, he’s truly harmless!

Let’s dive into attempted offenses that this guy tried to enact
You’ll find he posed no real threat, it was himself he kidnapped!
Golly, the treasures of Byzantius were his to withdraw
But he got blown out into a bubble, call that the final straw

Tar Monster (0:34)
You think you’ve got me figured out, exposed me like a Turkish drought?
You ain’t considered the clout that I’ve got within this pictured bout
Without a doubt you’re no angel just based on how you were revived
My biggest crime’s taking the gold while your studio’s taking lives

This inky imp from the abyss got nothing on the depths I dwell
The monster from the tar lake’s dragging you back to the pits of Hell
I only need one eye to see deception from afar, fool
Your creator forged a lie, while I’m thinking with tar pools

Bendy (0:55)
Wow, you sure did spit some heat, you clearly have some well-oiled rhymes
Maybe it’s all that liquid tar making you boil alive!
I’ve seen creepier things in your series of various kinds
I think theMeatly would enjoy your Turkey stereotypes!

It’s ironic that a stoner and his dog
Beat a Stoner in his bog who’s more forgotten than the Glob
Now you should never have fought against the mighty Ink Demon
‘Cause all I’d need is an extinguisher to see this thief freezin’

Tar Monster (1:18)
You’re faker than a cardboard cutout, think this should be captured
I’d love to see the outcome, but we’d need another chapter
Your storyline is fractured by the filler on the screen
They must be talking merch when they said “Build up our machine”

Your show had ended, then like a frame it got drawn out
Creators more devout than Sam Lawrence, what the Sheep Song’s about
Now your ink has dried, your studio and machine broke
Thanks for tuning in at home, but for this devil, that’s all, folks

Bendy Vs The Tar Monster | QUIZZICAL QUARRELS #4 (feat. Jenni No Mercy and Matt Raichous)

Shoutout to my friend RABI! Walbert parts written by Rabi and cover art by Ethan!

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Vbu5Lx7inoW6kK4J_BieGQS4gbCa3chi_XaMxo_-tK8/edit?usp=sharing

Millard Birdmore vs Walbert - Contest Of Champions [DEMO]

Re-Destro : Alex M
Dr.Doofenshmirtz : MetaMachine

Written by Kamren
Beat Prod : AnywayWell
Mixed by Danii
Thumbnail by CreeperPasta
Art by Cyan and Luke Reardon!

Re-Destro :
What is this? I hadn't mind a pharmacist to liberate
Not that I even could merely looking at the stage today
Tragic backstory, pointless Inator
Cursed by a mammal, says "see ya later"
Repeat the pattern for a whole summer 
Then crash Milo for a season of comfort 
I thought I had it rough, but I've got to stress
That if its not enough, you're beat by a pet
My goals are for my father, I'll carry both alone
Your parents only showed when you're a garden gnome 

Dr.Doofenshmirtz :
Per-Re the Destro, that verse was unexpected 
And of course by that I mean COMPLETELY EXPECTED!
With an ego that inflated, I'd mistake you for Balloony
Now watch as this beat drops and Shigaraki's not controlling me!
My Inators are always blowing up but man, your Self Destruction’s prone
Really thought you were catching hands till your legs gave out and you let go
Of the position you once held, now that's Evil Incorporated
But I wouldn’t use this puppet’s nickel when your whole look is copy pasted!
Wait.. have we done this before? Its all confusing
Its hard to remember when your personalities' 2D
Quite the Norm for villains like you, you'd fit in L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N
So make like our noses, get to the point and don't  push my buttons 

Re-Destro :
I’d say you got a glow up but I’m the beacon for it
Couldn’t make time for Vanessa yet its what you’re controllin?
Trapped in your own cycle of embarrassments and the worst part?
Isabella’s better at Adulting, she’s younger than you are!
You’re a Professor that couldn’t Impress me
I'd cry but a tear isn't worth shedding
For the Hunchback of The Tri-State
When your brother's the reason behind your hate!
So take this L and why don't you project this to Monogram?
After I'm done, he'll want to call this Night of the Living Dead Man

Dr.Doofenshmirtz :
Even though I'm Heinz, I couldn't catch up to where your story ends
But here's something I've never done : Got caught by the feds 
Tried to rebel against all for Curiosity's sake
But the only headline you'll be making will be dropping her grave!
Now behold, The Battle of The Month-Inator!
Do as I say and score my raps as your favored!

Perry The Platypus : 
*casual chattering noises*

Dr.Doofenshmirtz : 
Wait, Perry The Platypu-

(Perry destroys the Battle of The Month-Inator)

Dr. Doofenshmirtz :
No!! Curse you Perry the Platypus!... and random anime character that looks like me but mostly Perry the Platypus!

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